Human Torch
A comedy conversation
by Inflatable Hallway  48  8
02/22/2007 09:55 PM 310 views
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Saturday
So, I was kicking back in my bed count'n the Z's on a wonderful Saturday morning. Suddenly, I hear what sounds like "Burt" from sesame street in horrible pain. I ran in outside to find that my car is stuck in "Honnnnk" position. I decided to do what most would do in a moment of embarrassing panic. I beat the crap out of my car. I pounded away at my steering wheel like George Forman on speed. It eventually stopped. With relief, I crawled away from my car, hoping no one saw me. Later that day, I decided to go out and eat with my friends. About 2 minutes into driving there, I hear the sound of furiously ramming Burt again with my car. I tried, but couldn't beat it to death this time.
I started to drive towards TOYOTA central. People were giving me looks like I was honking straight at them, which made me laugh hysterically. I remember this one guy who rolled down his window, stuck his head out and pointed at me in a hurried fashion...like I was unaware. Well, Toyota turned me down because I didn't buy my car there, so I drove to an abandoned field and ripped out all the cords I could find until it stopped, including the oil stick (I was in a panic). After a little money for repairs from horn and miswiring, I found out that all I had to do was take out the fuse labeled "HORN"...
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Funny
5 votes
3.0
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Funny
5 votes
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Ernie 67,037  13
02/22/2007 10:00 PM
You should hear Bert when he's got a puppet rod shoved up his bottle cap collecting ass like he did last night.
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Funny
3 votes
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Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/22/2007 10:02 PM
That was totally Shakespearety of Toyota to help you out.
You could/should of parked it right at the service department honkin like a mother-Froster, while you go and wander the lot looking for a new car.
Usuially a mechanic will get pissed to the point that they will pull the fuse or fix it on the cheap or free.
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Funny
6 votes
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Robin® 14,626 10
02/22/2007 10:03 PM
<action> Twirls finger in hair</action>
Why is this called Human torch? There were no Humans on fire in this story. I don't get it.
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Duke of Ellington 353 8
02/22/2007 10:04 PM
Arggh, matey. A pirate's life for me.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/22/2007 10:08 PM
Why is this called Human torch? There were no Humans on fire in this story. I don't get it.
Thank you Robin. Since I know this now, I won't bother reading it.
No humans on fire = boring.
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Inflatable Hallway 48 8
02/22/2007 10:08 PM
Umm...I forgot to change the subject from my original post.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Ernie 67,037 13
02/22/2007 10:11 PM
Was it something about your herpes problem?
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BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/22/2007 10:14 PM
As far as a new poster starting a thread, I don't think it was that bad. Much better than what I did.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Captain Skippy, low in cholesterol 41,253 13
02/22/2007 10:17 PM
yes well you didn't exactly set the bar very high now did you?
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BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/22/2007 10:18 PM
No, very low in fact.
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