Here's Humphrey 51,764 12
02/26/2007 04:10 AM

Apocalypse now: Later.

Here's Humphrey 51,764 12
02/26/2007 04:13 AM

Rocky XXMCV: Zimmerframe of Fury.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
02/26/2007 04:19 AM

The Dukes of Hazzard II: The Supreme Courts of Hazzard.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/26/2007 04:20 AM

"Debbie Does Toledo"

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
02/26/2007 04:28 AM

Happy Feet 2: Disgruntled Feet

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
02/26/2007 04:49 AM

A Clockwork Banana

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/26/2007 02:20 PM

Anal Sluts #47. I think after 46 they really went as far as they could go.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/26/2007 02:26 PM

Any Ben Affleck movie.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 03:29 PM

Shrek 3..oh wait...
Toy Story 3...damn it
Dr. Dool...Frost

Well, there goes MY ideas. I ought to sue Hollywood.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/26/2007 03:49 PM

In a world gone mad-

In a society where freedom is for the few -

There's one man bad enough to bring the fight to the cornrows-

New York couldn't hold him, LA couldn't kill him, but this summer the combine is coming for him.

Can Snake Pliskin,

"Escape From Topeka"

syncope 49,019 14
02/26/2007 03:57 PM

Charlie Babbitt learned that in this life, family is the only thing you ever really have.

And if you don't help family, you'll never help yourself.

Raymond Babbitt is an excellent driver. But he'll need to trust his brother, believe in himself, and possibly use his retard strength to become an excellent lover.

Rain Man 2: Gettin' Ray Laid

Straw++ 98,000 37
02/26/2007 03:58 PM

Fatal Attraction 2: The Frosttard cheats again.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/26/2007 04:07 PM

He was confused divorcee with a Johnny Dep obsession.

She was a dude with a doorknob.

"Return to Brokeback Mountain"

"...I just don't know how to quit OW OW OW STOP WHAT THE Frost THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THERE!"

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
02/26/2007 04:08 PM

"More mother-Frosting Snakes on More mother-Frosting Planes"

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 04:16 PM

You followed the adventures of Roddy and Rita in Ratopolis, you saw them defeat the evil Toad, but now see what happens when:
"Backed up Plumnbing:Flushed Away II" comes to theatures this holiday season.

Chickens on a bisquit 286,539 61
02/26/2007 04:18 PM

Moby Dick II, the big whale's return starring Alec Baldwin as the loveable hero whale who singlehandedly brings down the evil whaling industry.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/26/2007 04:20 PM

The Breakfast Club Turns 40.

Schindler's Other List: The Grocery Store.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 04:21 PM

Glitter II: the search talent

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
02/26/2007 04:28 PM

"Godzilla vs. whoever won in Alien vs. Predator"

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 05:00 PM

Back to The Future to the Past to the Future to the Present to Kill a Mockingbird.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 05:02 PM

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King part two-from the perspective of Merry and Pipin.


Sort of like "Lion King 1 1/2" being done from the perspective of Timon and Pumba. Why make a movie from the view of a lessor chacter?

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 05:05 PM

The Simpsons and South Park Movie: Screw Family Guy

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
02/26/2007 05:07 PM

Field of Dreams 2: E85 or Baseball? Our former "Un-President, Al Gore challenges a farmer who's love of baseball has forced him to sell his family in order to provide his own baseball team with the steroids they need to win the World Series.

Done in 60 Seconds- In this sequel, Cage finally gets in Angelina's pants...the rest of the movie is made up of car chases and drunken speeches by the groomsmen at their wedding.

Little Miss Sunshine 2: After the death of her grandfather, "Sunshine" fades to black and turns to a life of stripping, drugs and used car sales.

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 05:11 PM

A Night Male on Erm Stleet: Fleddy's Supel Fun Happy Dick. (Japanese import)

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/26/2007 05:13 PM

The Crocodile Hunter 2

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
02/26/2007 05:15 PM

Fried Green Tomatoes 2: The Tomatoes Point of View

(Starring the Killer Tomatoes!)

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 05:17 PM

Helter Skelter: as told by Charlie Manson


well, ok..that might actually be a movie by Rob Zombie one day, but still.

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 05:23 PM

Superman Loses His Powers: Mediocre Man

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 05:33 PM

Borat 2: Maybe This One Will Get An Oscar.

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 05:36 PM

Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/26/2007 05:40 PM

Lord of the rings 4, 5, and 6: 13 more hours of walking around New Zealand.

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 06:07 PM

Stranger Than Fiction 2:

SquishedKitty 168 9
02/26/2007 06:08 PM

Jurassic Park 12: the Frosters still havn't learned their lesson

syncope 49,019 14
02/26/2007 06:09 PM

I always thought a Croc Hunter/Jurassic Park crossover would make some money.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/26/2007 06:13 PM

Battleship Earth 2

Chit 178,781 15
02/26/2007 06:22 PM

Pulp Fiction II: The Gimp Wakes Up

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 06:26 PM

Abigail Breslin in: Charlotte's Web 2.

(she had this to say about her upcoming role in the film)

"I can't believe I turned down $5 million against 5% to star in 'Charlotte's Web' so I could earn scale and then sit on my ass and watch somebody who's never even been in a movie before take MY Oscar!"

Breslin reportedly continued her rampage for seven more minutes. She then locked herself in a stall and was heard making loud snorting noises.

Breslin will be playing the pig.

Chit 178,781 15
02/26/2007 06:28 PM

The Shining II: Here's Jay Leno

Ms. I'm giving you up for Lent, Trixxie 65,026 15
02/26/2007 06:43 PM

Weekend at Bernie's IV

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
02/26/2007 06:46 PM

Kill Bill 3: Just to make absolutely sure.

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 07:53 PM

The Last Dragon 2

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/26/2007 08:14 PM

Malcolm Z

As-Salāmu `Alaykum bitches.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 08:29 PM

The Last Dragon 2

Wouldn't that then be called The NEXT to the Last Dragon?



Talking of which: I know what you did The Summer before The Last Summer, but not this Summer.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 08:30 PM

Escape TO New York.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/26/2007 08:30 PM

Prank the Monkey 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Chickens on a bisquit 286,539 61
02/26/2007 08:36 PM

Bedtime for Bonzo II

Imagine Ronny trying to remember his lines now.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/26/2007 08:56 PM

ForwardDraft; the prequel to Backdraft.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
02/26/2007 09:21 PM

Under Underwater World

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/26/2007 09:25 PM

The French Postman

Chit 178,781 15
02/26/2007 09:40 PM

Harry Potter Sees His First Vagina: That's It For All This Magic BullShakespeare !

Hollis the Great 7,284 14
02/26/2007 09:49 PM

Schindler's List II: The Jews strike back.

John Hargrave 128,751 73
02/26/2007 11:04 PM

Star Trek: Generations, where both captains run into each other, in a blatant attempt to cash in on two Star Trek franchises.

Oh, wait.

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/26/2007 11:57 PM

Mullholland Drive-By.

victor_kushmann 334 6
02/27/2007 01:22 AM

The Queen II: Charles in Charge

DoubleE 238 6
02/27/2007 01:41 AM

Star Wars, Episode 7 : Why God, Why?!
..or the prequel...
Star Wars, Episode 1/2 : The Impregnation of Shimi

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
02/27/2007 01:52 AM

Kindergarten Cop 2: This time it is a tumor.

TomSFox 352 6
02/27/2007 12:21 PM

The Second PowerPuff Girls Movie: Buttercup comes out of the closet.

21 Prams 80,728 42
02/27/2007 01:27 PM

Home Alone 6: Kevin's Dead

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/27/2007 03:08 PM

A Room with No View

Nonsense and senility

Four Funerals and a Gay Wedding

One Fly over the Cuccoos nest II-Big Cheif's Lawsuit

Chix - 07 in 07 286,539 61
02/27/2007 03:16 PM

Stand by me-2007

subtitled, Stand by me, sailor.

Starring Will Weaton.

tuituiman 175 7
02/27/2007 08:41 PM

Zug: The movie

Starring - Tom Hanks as John Hargrave

turtle10 42,578 26
02/27/2007 08:57 PM

Starring - Tom Hanks as John Hargrave

I would go with Edward Norton as S.J.H.

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
02/27/2007 09:29 PM

Contact II: "Why doesn't anyone believe me?"

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/27/2007 09:30 PM

Nell II- 10 years of therapy and we STILL can't understand what the Frost she's saying.

TheFoye 55,700 16
02/27/2007 09:30 PM

Operation Iraqii Freedom 2 :The Troops Go Home.

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
02/27/2007 09:33 PM

The Princess Bride II: Vizzini's Revenge

The Last Unicorn II: Ancient Chinese Aphrodisiacs

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/27/2007 09:35 PM

Casablanca II- The Talaban years

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
02/27/2007 09:39 PM

Gone With The Wind: Katrina

Smokatronic 2,388 9
02/27/2007 09:45 PM

Orgazmo 2: The Second Coming

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/27/2007 09:57 PM

Kevin Smith, riding the success of Clerks II releases:
Mall Rats II-the premise, having grown up and are now married with children, they wander the mall in search of bargins and a decent white sale.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/27/2007 10:03 PM

Boyz in the Hood go to Hawaii

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/27/2007 10:05 PM

Blame it on Bahamas (sequal to blame it on Rio staring Anna Nicole Smith)

Ms. I'm giving you up for Lent, Trixxie 65,026 15
02/27/2007 10:06 PM

Zug: The movie. I want to be played by Nathan Lane

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/27/2007 10:11 PM

Who you trying to fool, Trix..you want to play WITH Nathan Lane.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
02/28/2007 03:10 PM

Freddy's Final Nightmare 2

victor_kushmann 334 6
02/28/2007 07:49 PM

Coming to a Courtroom Near You ...

Four Weddings and a Funeral 2 - The James Brown Story

Four Weddings and a Funeral 3 - The Anna Nicole Smith Story

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 07:51 PM

The Davinci Code 2-The truth is found.


OH SON OF A....That's IT! I'm suing Hollywood!

KingMikeII 354 7
02/28/2007 08:37 PM

Platoon 2 ... a romantic comedy

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/01/2007 02:50 AM

Blood Diamond 2:Cardiac Ruby

DoubleE 238 6
03/01/2007 02:55 AM

Well not so much a sequel, but a new "interpretation" of the "Ernest Goes to..." movies, starring Pauly Shore. Just a bad idea all around.