DoubleE 238 6
02/28/2007 04:05 AM

I think he's ok. Most of the ditches in this country are near roads. Someone would have seen him. Unless there is a ditch in his house you havn't told us about. I think he is Frost-ing with your head. Noe that's brotherly love!

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
02/28/2007 04:12 AM

Just incase he IS dead though, you might wanna take this thread down.
Y'know.
It might seems a little suspicious.

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
02/28/2007 04:13 AM

Although John might like the publicity.

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/28/2007 04:16 AM

Why is it when you can't find somebody, there "probably lying in a ditch" somewhere?

Where is that damn somewhere ditch?

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 04:21 AM

Well, I just checked my messages and there are two from my hairdresser. I missed my appointment today and he was NOT pleased! Shakespeare.

But my brother still hasn't called.

.HC. 16,937 8
02/28/2007 04:30 AM

Yeah, same thing happened to me. I dreamed my brother was hurt badly. So I called my mother. Turned out my brother was clinging to life in a Portland hospital after being stabbed over 50 times by two cracked out church robbers.

Let this be a lesson. Don't call your mother.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/28/2007 04:32 AM

Millie, I don't know if you have other siblings but if you're talking about your twin, I would definately be worried. Some twins have that super weird mind connection thing.

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 04:33 AM

Well, I'm not calling my brother and rousing him out of his drunken stupor because of that story. Then I'd have two men pissed off at me--George the hairdresser and Billy.

He has a job where he'd be missed. My mom wouldn't know his whereabouts, anyway--he never calls her.

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 04:33 AM

I am talking about my twin. But we don't have any connection like that.

Only identical twins have that weird Shakespeare going on--right Neep and Jaggy?

The very naughty Daggy 86,705 14
02/28/2007 04:36 AM

Is this him? Oh wait, this one's not dead yet.

Back in a minute....

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 04:37 AM

Nah--too young.

My brother, unlike me, LOOKS old.

The very naughty Daggy 86,705 14
02/28/2007 04:37 AM

Is this any help to you?

I am Jolson's raging bile duct 16,163 11
02/28/2007 04:47 AM

<action>hopes that nobody notices his new "ventriloquist dummy" bears an uncanny resemblence to Millie's brother's corpse.</action>

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
02/28/2007 05:12 AM

in a very classy nieghborhood that I lived in, on Vancouver Island, right across the street, there was a man who killed his wife, and hid the body, he then tried to get the money from the insurance. Since they didnt know where the body was, they said no. So he cut off her head and shoved it in the ditch in front of his house, in a plastic bag, and claimed he found it there.

Completely serious.

chuckletrousers 62 6
02/28/2007 05:22 AM

you lived across the street from that guy? Did you ever see the head?

notkaliesmash 1,741 7
02/28/2007 05:24 AM

no, thank god. I remember how much of a scandal it was, though. They never found the rest of her body. I moved a couple years ago.
I just tried to google it.
nothing came up.


I'm starting to think it was just a really bad LSD trip.

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
02/28/2007 05:37 AM

A check of your browser's history should tell for certain, but you probably awoke just enough and actually caught Billy there. He used a version of the old "you're just dreaming" ruse to slip away, and hasn't called back because he thinks you're onto him...

anhishere 11,158 14
02/28/2007 06:59 AM

Well, if you ever find the body...

$20

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 07:16 AM

Daggy, I started to click that link, read the disclaimer, and decided I didn't really want to look at it.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
02/28/2007 07:19 AM

If one of my sisters called and left a message like that, I wouldn't go anywhere near a phone for at least ten days.

ringworm 68,315 13
02/28/2007 07:20 AM

Is this any help to you?

Unidentified male dead body, age - 26 yrs, Ht - 5' 6", thin built, fair complexioned, long face, wearing jeans full pant and deep blue full shirt was found lying at Rly. Track near western cabin.

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 07:20 AM

I guess I should start calling members of my family, huh?

the delicious Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/28/2007 07:28 AM

Yeah, it's best to start funeral arrangements early.

The very naughty Daggy 86,705 14
02/28/2007 07:29 AM

Ooh Millie! What if you're like 'The Ring' only instead of being a videotape, you're a phone call. When you ring people, THEY DIE!!!


























umm..... does anybody have pram's number?

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 07:36 AM

Ooh Millie! What if you're like 'The Ring' only instead of being a videotape, you're a phone call. When you ring people, THEY DIE!!!

Oh, don't I wish!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
02/28/2007 07:37 AM

Why the long face?




Because I'm dead!

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
02/28/2007 07:45 AM

Is that a fife in your pocket or are you just happy to see Millie?

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/28/2007 12:33 PM

HEY LOOK! A DEAD BODY!

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 03:22 PM

Most of the ditches in this country are near roads. Someone would have seen him.

You've obviously never driven through Maine, then.

There are parts of Old Rt 1 that are so lined with trees it could take WEEKS to find a car crash.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/28/2007 03:26 PM

Um Millie, has he called yet? IM DYING TO KNOW!

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/28/2007 03:27 PM

and as much as I love you, please dont dream about me Millie. Kthanxbyes!

Straw++ 98,000 37
02/28/2007 03:28 PM

Millie, what you do is call the family member who is most likely to overreact and flip out and tell him or her about the dream and your inability to get ahold of your brother. Let them do the work for you.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
02/28/2007 03:31 PM

Call him pretending to be someone else,and on his answering machine, tell him that you're going to be in the area today and you've got an awesome deal on satellite tv. I know I always rush straight to the phone when I get that message.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 03:50 PM

Call him up and tell him your dating a Baldacci...that ought to garner a phone call or 12.

the delicious Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/28/2007 03:52 PM

So have they recovered the body yet?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/28/2007 03:54 PM

Why? Are you wanting to stop by for a cold one?

the delicious Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/28/2007 03:57 PM

no, just curious...<action>knocks some mud off his boots with a shovel.</action>

Chix - 07 in 07 286,539 61
02/28/2007 03:58 PM

Vern: You guys wanna go see a dead body?

the delicious Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/28/2007 04:00 PM

great movie.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 04:03 PM

Meh. "The Long Walk" was the better story from that collection....guess it would be hard to make a movie out of it, however.

syncope 49,019 14
02/28/2007 04:03 PM

I brought a comb!

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 04:19 PM

Sic Balls, Chopper, Sic Balls

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 07:55 PM

No, he hasn't called. But he's a busy man (or dead).

He drives by my house every day on his way to and from work. Maybe I should just go stand on the street and look for his car.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/28/2007 07:56 PM

Damn it Millie! Im about to call him!

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 07:57 PM

He drives by my house every day on his way to and from work. Maybe I should just go stand on the street and look for his car.

Check the ditches first.

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 08:06 PM

There aren't and ditches, but there is the river.

However, it's frozen, so if his car went off the road and into the river, it would have broken through the ice and people would probably have noticed.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 08:29 PM

However, it's frozen, so if his car went off the road and into the river, it would have broken through the ice and people would probably have noticed.

Or bet on it...

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/28/2007 08:33 PM

(explaination of that for you Non-Mainers)

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2007 08:34 PM

call the family member who is most likely to overreact and flip out and tell him or her about the dream and your inability to get ahold of your brother. Let them do the work for you.

Your journey to the GAB side is complete.

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 11:00 PM

I just called my dad and asked him if he had talked to Billy recently.

He said no. Then he said he had talked to him recently, but only for a minute. I asked when, and he said Sunday.

He wanted to know why I was asking, and I said no reason, just wondering.

I don't feel like calling him again. I guess I'll e-mail him. Sure, his murderer may be living in his apartment using his computer, but it's worth a try.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/28/2007 11:05 PM

Is your brother medium tall, fairly thin, dark hair, brown eyes, bleeds a lot and doesn't carry much cash but he is an organ donor?

Just curious.

Also, do you know his PIN#?

Millie 116,988 28
02/28/2007 11:06 PM

Ha! NO.

And I don't know his PIN. If I did, and he was dead, I wouldn't be telling you, that's for sure. I have bills to pay, too.

Millie 116,988 28
03/01/2007 02:38 AM

Billy left a voice-mail on my phone tonight. He said, "Whoooo! I'm a ghost!" He was at the bar around the corner from my house. I would have gone over to see him in person, but I fell asleep this afternoon and I didn't feel like putting on real clothes to go out.

He also said he was sorry about Slates burning and hoped I wasn't too traumatized. He said at least the bakery is still open.

What a great brother; always thinking about his sister!

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
03/01/2007 02:58 AM

Unidentified female dead body, age - 65 yrs. Ht-5'4", thin built, dark complexioned met with a train accident and expired at Hospital.

How do you meet with a train accident?
"Hey, sorry, I have to go. This has been a great conversation but I have to meet with a train accident in about half an hour."

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
03/01/2007 02:35 PM

Well, she COULD have said she had to catch a train, but missed.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
03/09/2007 09:20 AM

Millie, I don't know if you have other siblings but if you're talking about your twin, I would definately be worried. Some twins have that super weird mind connection thing.

I hate you for believing that Shakespeare. And it's "definitely."