DoubleE 238 6
03/01/2007 03:20 AM

Where did that thiong come from? Looks like it is from Doc Hopper's dreams!

Showmaster 4,754 0
03/01/2007 03:21 AM

It's some kinda Hindu frog.

Some Damned Thing 68,497 19
03/01/2007 03:24 AM

It's a new Batman villain: Octofrog.

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
03/01/2007 03:36 AM

Buddhist  WEI  ser

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/01/2007 03:40 AM

I forgot about that song. My brother had the 45 when we were kids. I'm pretty sure I broke it when he was at school.







It's a good thing he doesn't read GAB.

Humphrey – Now with Dual HDMI Output. 51,764 12
03/01/2007 03:59 AM

Don't let Mailman see that. It'd feed his family for a week!

The Dancing Pickle 266 6
03/01/2007 04:12 AM

Shiva and Prince Charming had a tadpole...

Dead Batteries in Jep's Vibe 2,533 9
03/01/2007 07:05 AM

When does that frog pop?

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
03/01/2007 02:17 PM

Disqualified for the famous "Frog Jumping Contest of Calivarous County"

Ms. I'm giving you up for Lent, Trixxie 65,026 15
03/01/2007 02:21 PM

Sure sign of Vishnu's second coming

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/01/2007 02:27 PM

All I want for Diwali
is an eight-legged frog
an eight-legged frog
an eight-legged frog

All I want for Diwali
is an eight-legged frog
so I could wish you Shub Diwali!

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
03/01/2007 02:27 PM

Frogpop brand energy drinks - Now with 100% more KICK.

Chix - 07 in 07 286,539 61
03/01/2007 03:42 PM

DONT DRINK THE WATER!

Briham Drives an Ice Cream Truck Covered in Skulls 38,843 10
03/01/2007 05:06 PM

Did you know that's actually caused by a parasite? The adult form of inhabits the intestines of birds, often herons. The worm's eggs are defecated by the bird. They'll hatch if they land in water. The larva swims until it finds a snail. Inside the snail, it metamorphosis into a form that produces juvenile worms. These find tadpoles and enter the developing limb buds, becomine cysts. They interfere with the frog's development, causing it to grow deformed. These deformities make it more likely to be eaten, often by a heron. Back inside the heron, the parasite grows to adulthood and lays more eggs, restarting the cycle.

KingMikeII 354 7
03/01/2007 05:08 PM

Just wait til the French hear about this

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/01/2007 05:16 PM

It's not easy being green, and deformed.

Obi Wan Crackanobi 68,758 11
03/01/2007 05:20 PM

First the duck, now a frog. These are all signs that the rapture is coming. Unfortunately, it won't interrupt gab at all.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/01/2007 05:21 PM

Most Gabbers are busy growing a second ass.

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
03/01/2007 05:22 PM

We'll all just look over and wonder why most of the surrounding cubicals are empty, and why we hear the vauge sound of four horses approacing in the distance.

Apu Mahasapeemapetilon 80,728 42
03/01/2007 05:34 PM

<action>heavy Indian accent</action>It's some kinda Hindu frog.

Thatisan in sult tomydignity and my god, butokay.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
03/01/2007 05:48 PM

Momma says the reason frogs hop around so much is because they gots all them legs and no pogo stick.

Frickindeal 348 8
03/01/2007 09:49 PM

After his success engineering a seven-assed Galapagos Turtle, Dr. Mephisto presented to the Nobel Committee his latest creation, an eight-legged frog.

panicBoy 313 9
03/02/2007 02:06 AM

Will it blend?

Mercjack 119 7
03/02/2007 07:06 AM

teenage mutant ninja frogs
and a chinese man
frog power

12th Planet 53 8
03/02/2007 11:10 PM

Hey Mister, we make a you a special "Frog Legs Soup" today....
This a frog has had his "Bird Flu Shots one week ago...We got more frogs with 3 sets of balls in back...Which one you wanta?

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/02/2007 11:12 PM

MMmmmmmm, I bet each one of those legs taste like chicken.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/02/2007 11:32 PM

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.



It's the only way to be sure.

Supernipple Marmite 12,955 12
03/03/2007 03:25 PM

This is about the level we've reached...

MarsMetro 61 8
03/04/2007 08:13 PM

"Mr. President, now all we have to do is get the Chinese to eat these. That should balance our budget deficit and increase our exports..."
"OK...Now how about a making me a pig that's kosher for our Isralie friends?"

KateetaK 37 8
03/05/2007 06:31 AM

Suck it.

DWright 109 6
03/08/2007 02:02 PM

Great caption: "Stop feeding that thing so much FRUIT!"

foxhound 30 6
03/09/2007 11:29 PM

God loves all living things, huh?

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 11:29 PM

Great caption:

It is?

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
03/10/2007 01:52 AM

That's not a frog. It's a tarantula in disguise.

squidelicious 13 6
03/10/2007 02:45 AM

"Wilfred was the fastest runner in his class."

DWright 109 6
03/12/2007 04:10 PM

Or: "Mr Roberts, I presume?"

DWright 109 6
03/12/2007 04:11 PM

"The Tadpole Strikes Back"

DWright 109 6
03/12/2007 04:14 PM

"Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Frog"

DWright 109 6
03/12/2007 04:16 PM

A Brain-Boggling Froggle

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/12/2007 04:17 PM

They really need to eliminate the cap-con from the main page.

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/12/2007 04:19 PM

The really need to eliminate stupidity from the gene pool.

DWright 109 6
03/12/2007 06:00 PM

Too true. Well said!

Snork 45,655 12
03/12/2007 07:26 PM

Yes! Taco for president!

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/12/2007 07:41 PM

Who the hell is 5 orbing DWrights posts?

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/12/2007 07:48 PM

3 options:
1. Himself, on another account
2. Another n00b
3. Someone who has the sentiment, "GAB is so cliquey and this guys is funny and we just don't understand him and I'm going to orb him because he's funny GAB is so dumb blah blah blah."

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/12/2007 07:55 PM

Pramtastic

DWright 109 6
03/14/2007 10:16 AM

Sorry, guys. I only have this account. My attempts at humor might be falling flat, but that doesn't make me dishonest.

DWright 109 6
03/14/2007 10:20 AM

I'm so sorry that I don't seem to fit in here. I really enjoy Zug.com, and have enjoyed reading the posts on Gab. I thought I could be part of it.

I get the message - I won't post again.

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 06:35 PM

Awww, don't be that way DWright. People tend to be suspicious about new posters who get lots of clickies, because there has been a lot of manipulation of the system.

Please continue to lurk and post when you want to. Just know that people will haze you at first until they know you.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/14/2007 06:49 PM

Man. I wish Millie we talk all nice like that to me.

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/14/2007 06:50 PM

...what?!

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/14/2007 06:56 PM

We=would. I just woke up from a mid morning nap.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 06:59 PM

Just in time for his early afternoon nap.

Wait..Cracka's Garfield?

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 07:17 PM

I'm nice to everyone, asswipe. Just because I don't show my tits or flirt with everyone doesn't mean I'm not nice. Sure, I'm a bitch, but I'm nice, also.

I don't think people should try to drive n00bs off for no reason. If he has multiple accounts, it will be discovered soon enough.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/14/2007 07:18 PM

I'm nice to everyone, asswipe.


Funniest post today.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/14/2007 07:21 PM

Just because I don't show my tits or flirt with everyone doesn't mean I'm not nice.

Sadly Millie, on this board, how nice you are is now often measured in titty shots.

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 07:29 PM

Xxara must have been Miss Congeniality, then.

Foopooh 5 6
03/15/2007 12:21 AM

"French announce breakthrough in GM technology to end global hunger"

Your Designer 172 8
03/15/2007 04:23 PM

Golden shower coming Master...preeze wait!

Harry Hog 10 6
03/15/2007 06:52 PM

YeeeeeeeHaw! Git yur dress on Baby! It's All-U-Can-Eat legs night at Kentucky Fried Frog!

(I like mine extra crispy)

Harry Hog 10 6
03/15/2007 07:02 PM

Wasn't there a ZZ Top song about this image once?

Mister RookWood 5,469 7
03/15/2007 07:22 PM

Damn I may be a n00b, but my Shakespeare insn't that bad is it?

No offence Hog.

Aaltotig 6 6
03/19/2007 11:52 PM

It's fun to stay at the YYYMMMCCCAAA

Krak uh lak uh 68,758 11
03/19/2007 11:55 PM

HOLY Frost! A FROG WITH EIGHT LEGS!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/20/2007 01:01 AM

It still bumps it's ass when it hops.

tuituiman 175 7
03/21/2007 01:06 AM

Hmm. So mummy and daddy, you're my uncle and aunty as well?

"Inbreeding, the way of the Hillbilly frog since 1789".

JetCityOrange 5 6
03/22/2007 03:10 AM

Dad? Dad?? Is that you???

JetCityOrange

Once Was Cool 26 6
03/22/2007 04:31 PM

This is what can happen when you pee in the bath water!

DWright 109 6
03/23/2007 12:07 PM

Eight Legs Good, Four Legs Bad

docmackinnon 0 6
03/24/2007 05:35 AM

French culinary scientists reveal their genetically re-engineered frog that grows extra (and harvestable) legs for the growing French and New Orleans cuisine.

TCameron 42 7
04/04/2007 04:45 PM

Tonight's secret ingredient on Iron Chef: Monsanto Frogs.