Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 05:03 PM

Oh, and another really cool thing is that as I'm looking at an image I can see a ghost of that image about three inches down and to the left of my field of vision.

Smokatronic 2,388 9
03/02/2007 05:03 PM

I think I could take care of that for you with a fifth of whiskey and a hatchet. You might want to bring some alcohol for yourself, as well.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
03/02/2007 05:04 PM

I have the same problem sometimes.

No tumor though, I just drink too much.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/02/2007 05:04 PM

<action>Watches Pumpkin as he gets thrown under the bus</action>

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
03/02/2007 05:04 PM

Are they sure it's a tumor? Might it be a hairball?

DoubleE 238 6
03/02/2007 05:05 PM

So, blurry eyes and blind spots are not ill effects? That is some quality medical work there!

Snork 45,655 12
03/02/2007 05:05 PM

Mommy, is the crazy cat man going to die?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
03/02/2007 05:06 PM

How do you know that the doctors really told you not to worry about the tumor in your head? Couldn't the tumor have affected your brain and caused you to hallucinate them saying that?

I'm just trying to be helpful.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
03/02/2007 05:07 PM

yes, sweetie. But it's the circle of life, just like in the lion king. You see, his kitties will be able to live off of his remains for months. Lucky for them, he still had some weight to lose.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/02/2007 05:07 PM

my brain hurts

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 05:07 PM

Yeah, I suppose its possible that the tumor is making all this up. Including you. And you.

Not you.

Robin® 14,626 10
03/02/2007 05:08 PM

I love it when Doctors argue about symptoms. It's not like we haven't lived in our bodies for <insert age here> years and can tell when things aren't working right. It's all about how the text book says it SHOULD work.


Oh, wait, is my bitterness showing?

DoubleE 238 6
03/02/2007 05:10 PM

I'm with you abin. Doctors are auto mechanics with less common sense and more bullShakespeare ego.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
03/02/2007 05:11 PM

I woud like to nominate Fratberry for a Global Medal of Honour for absorbing every illness known to man so that the rest of us might live.

Sharri 14,124 11
03/02/2007 05:11 PM

It's not a tumah.

Pigmata 54,807 10
03/02/2007 05:16 PM

My uncle had a tumor in his head that ended up wrapping itself around his optic nerver and caused him to go blind. He went to something like 10 different surgens before he found one that would operate on it. The operation was successful, he can see fine and his doctor now works for Mayo Clinic.

So I guess what I am saying is you are going to die, but not before going blind.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 05:18 PM

Ok, I've got to go to lunch, the post office, the bank and get the truck washed. Its like there's this neon sign flashing on the left side of me but whenever I look over to my left its just further to my left.

This should be fun!

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/02/2007 05:19 PM

Oh, and another really cool thing is that as I'm looking at an image I can see a ghost of that image about three inches down and to the left of my field of vision.

Get a new moniotor. I think yours is shot.

Straw+ 98,000 37
03/02/2007 05:21 PM

See Punkin? Even barely being able to see the screen due to a brain tumor and I still spell better than you.

Actually, you spelled Pumpkin wrong.

% or the n00b formerly known as Mock Chicken 3,671 9
03/02/2007 05:29 PM

Friend of mine had the same thing and got operated. Unfortunately for him they damaged some part of his brain during the operation, which according to the doctors only has one chance out of I can't friggin' remember how many thousands of happening... So he woke up from the operation with 20/20 vision but with the mental capacities of a 3 year old...

Used to be that when you dropped by his place, Deep Purple was blasting out of his house... Nowadays, the only purple you get to see and hear when you go over to his place is Barney...

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
03/02/2007 05:41 PM

I <3 Straw for pointing that out.


And just because I kent spel gud, has nuthig to due with seeing gud, just that i dunt reamembre how too spel sumtimes



(or that I just type to damn fast on most occasions)

Chix - 07 in 07 286,539 61
03/02/2007 06:07 PM

What's with GAb and cancer these days. We're dropping like flies.

% or the n00b formerly known as Mock Chicken 3,671 9
03/02/2007 06:10 PM

What's with GAb and cancer these days. We're dropping like flies.

Maybe THAT's what the super stunt secret message is about... It doesn't say anything, but anyone looking at it gets cancer...

Chit 178,781 15
03/02/2007 06:21 PM

What's with GAb and cancer these days. We're dropping like flies.


Maybe the secret message is, "Go outside and get a little sunshine"

(Brought to you by the presidential health council for vitamin D)

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
03/02/2007 06:33 PM

Could it have anything to do with the fact that Prank THe Monkey glows in the dark?

Did John cut a few corners by having it printed with radium exposed ink?

Hmmm

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
03/02/2007 06:38 PM

Wait...it's the custom ICONS!

CUSTOM ICONS CAUSE CANCER! Eveyone PANIC

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
03/02/2007 06:39 PM

<action> sudenly realizes Frat doesn't use a custom Icon. Drinks more Nyqil straight from the bottle

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 06:50 PM

Um, Straw? PumP Kin? You both realize that pumpkin's name is misspelled in HIS ACTUAL SCREEN NAME, RIGHT??

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 06:51 PM

Mrs. Fratberry hit me in the head with a shovel at lunch so my vision is all better now.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
03/02/2007 06:51 PM

You're one lucky man.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 06:57 PM

If ever any of you should find a woman who knows how to use a shovel... well you had just better marry that girl.

Straw+ 98,000 37
03/02/2007 06:59 PM

Dudes, I knew that Frat was deliberately mispelling it to be cute, but I thought it would be funny to point it out anyway, a la Butthead. I wasn't trying to defend anyone. I was making a lame joke.

They’re always after ‘me Lucky Charms! 171,275 14
03/02/2007 07:04 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

and thats all I have to say about that!

Now to address the tumor situation: They told my uncle the same thing 9 years ago....he died 6 years ago. Get another opinion.

PumpkinNoggin-spelling champion 56,642 8
03/02/2007 07:08 PM

In my own defence, I dropped the P to put in my last tag line....

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 07:22 PM

It was wrong, it was wrong, it was wrong and that's all that matters!! It was worng!

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/02/2007 07:22 PM

Frost. me

Snork 45,655 12
03/02/2007 08:12 PM

I'm a tumor I'm a tumor </Family Guy>

BBM: Going out of Business Sale! All Sex Must Go! 6,369 10
03/03/2007 02:31 AM

I had a lot of issues with doctors not listening, and still do.
Two years ago, after my first back surgery, I was extremely infected, and in excruiating pain all the time. My parents and I KNEW there was something wrong and went to countless docotrs trying to get htem to listen. They all just said that I needed to get off the pain pills, even though I was barely able to get out of bed when I was on them from pain, and that I should be fine. SHOULD be, but WASN'T.
Finally, a huge bubble thing started near teh bottom of my incision, and burst. I went to the ER, seeing as how there was really gross stuff coming out if it and I was screaming in pain. He took a swab and sent me home. The next morning at 5am, the stupid doctor called back, saying I was so infected I needed emergency surgery right away and that if I didn't, I could die in a few days.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/03/2007 02:50 AM

So what you're saying Allison, is that the very people--the only people who we even can entrust our well being to in time of direst need are a bunch of incompetent asses who make the dipShakespeares on "Scrubs" look like that House mother-Froster?

BBM: Going out of Business Sale! All Sex Must Go! 6,369 10
03/03/2007 02:52 AM

Yep, pretty much.
Even now, they Frosted up my rib really badly during surgery and keep ignoring me when I ask what teh Frost they intend on doing about it.
I'm beginning to think I would trust Nachos or Dave more to do my surgery correctly and listen to me!

Snork 45,655 12
03/03/2007 03:07 AM

The very fact that those "doctors" couldn't find a way to save your boobies makes them less than the dirt under my feet!

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
03/03/2007 03:40 AM

Even now, they Frosted up my rib really badly during surgery and keep ignoring me when I ask what teh Frost they intend on doing about it.

They might believe you more if you graduate high school. Or after your boob reduction.

Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
03/03/2007 07:01 AM

You're supposed to stop when you feel resistance.

Nachos Mengele 57,521 23
03/03/2007 12:11 PM

I'm beginning to think I would trust Nachos or Dave more to do my surgery correctly and listen to me!

It's worrying when someone I've never talked to knows me better than my own family.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/03/2007 07:51 PM

The pituitary gland tumor, although its pressing against my optic nerve, isn't causing any damage or ill affects at all.

Except for the cat thing?

Daves not here. 52,827 16
03/03/2007 08:19 PM

I'm beginning to think I would trust Nachos or Dave more to do my surgery correctly and listen to me!

I've got a dremel and almost full use back in my right hand. Catch me in the suite spot between 2 and 5 pm though, that way the caffeine rush has peaked and subsided, but I haven't started drinking yet.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/03/2007 08:23 PM

All I know medically is that getting a prostate exam from a female Ukranian doctor with nice cleavage is less annoying that having an old white man who looks like Dick Cheney push his finger up my ass.