Robin® 14,626 10
03/07/2007 09:22 PM

stick me in a boat, light it on fire and have a party while it burns.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
03/07/2007 09:22 PM

Yes it would. But why wait until you die?

PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braghless 56,642 8
03/07/2007 09:23 PM

I'm with Robin on this one....
A good Swede deserves a burning boat party.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/07/2007 09:24 PM

I have left instructions with a well trusted friend. I am to be cremated, then baked into a batch of delicious cookies, and served at my funeral unbeknown to the guests.

At the end of the funeral, a video will be played showing the baking process.

PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braghless 56,642 8
03/07/2007 09:25 PM

So we should avoid the Millie Xmas cookie requests that year, gottcha.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/07/2007 09:27 PM

Preferably cremation I thinl, but I don't really care that much. What I really don't want is for them to bother dressing my corpse. That's a waste of perfectly good clothing.


And before you ask, no. I will not be having an open casket funeral.

PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braghless 56,642 8
03/07/2007 09:29 PM

<action> puts away his black tie hidden camera and tickets to London for a kick ass funeral

Phuc 237,919 21
03/07/2007 09:30 PM

Rotisserie.

Beater: Jingling Bells In Your Face Since 1988 10,702 8
03/07/2007 09:31 PM

Put me in a box, and ship me to a necrophilliac convention.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
03/07/2007 09:31 PM

I want pieces mailed to people I don't like.

Captain Skippy, social retard 41,253 13
03/07/2007 09:32 PM

I think being buried in the ground is a waste of space and i prefer to be burned to ashes and I really don't care what is done with them.


Mom has kept all of our teeth and when I or my sister our long hair off she made sure to get the locks and put them in ziplock bags. It's kinda creepy actually now that I think about it and I'm a little concerned. Great, now I need to make sure someone gets to my corpse before she does.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/07/2007 09:32 PM

I want an open casket viewing, and then I want a little toy or some small radio put in there that plays farting noises every 30 seconds or so.

Or, I would like to be put in a convertible car withEye of the Tiger blasting out of the stereo and then be driven around town for a few hours, and then just get buried.

Straw++ 98,000 37
03/07/2007 09:35 PM

I honestly don't have a preference, philosophical or otherwise. If my family wanted to do any or all of the above - whatever gets them through the day. I'll be dead, so it won't really matter to me.

syncope smoked your stuff and drank all your wine 49,019 14
03/07/2007 09:36 PM

Just put me in a hefty bag and set me out on the curb. I'll have no need for whatever I leave behind.

PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braghless 56,642 8
03/07/2007 09:36 PM

Mom has kept all of our teeth and when I or my sister our long hair off she made sure to get the locks and put them in ziplock bags. It's kinda creepy actually now that I think about it and I'm a little concerned.

Heh...Skippy will be tucked neatly into a ziplock bag and kept in his mothers basement. Not much different than HS, except the bag wasn't closed.

chop chop the mighty 141 7
03/07/2007 09:39 PM

I would like to be liquified and stirred into the newest Ben & Jerry's ice cream "Dearly Departed"

Shemullet 1,801 7
03/07/2007 09:39 PM

I want to be cremated, then on a snowy winter day I want my ashes scattered over a play ground. So, when the little kids are trying to catch snowflakes on their tongues, they are actually catching a little bit of me. Instilling a bit of evil into each of them.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/07/2007 09:51 PM

I want my body to be fed to a pack of wild dogs while my cats are forced to watch.

Captain Skippy, social retard 41,253 13
03/07/2007 10:00 PM

it's gonna take more than one pack, Phuc will probably have to chip in as well.

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/07/2007 10:01 PM

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati

Good point

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/07/2007 11:06 PM

it's gonna take more than one pack

You DO realize I'm not really fat anymore, right?

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/07/2007 11:18 PM

<action>checks weight to height ratio chart again</action> Shakespeare.

Jeprechaun 58,758 13
03/07/2007 11:20 PM

<action>Was trying to tan his scalp</action>

Hey Frat, would you please sit down. I can't see the sun.

Pigmata 54,807 10
03/07/2007 11:20 PM

I want to donate my body to the "Body Works" exhibition.

I hope they falay me and make me ride a polar bear while shooting a gun.

Pigmata 54,807 10
03/07/2007 11:22 PM

On the subject of how gat Frat is, in that Body World exhibition they have a cross section of a fat person and it looks like a huge slab of bacon. It made me SOOO hungry.

Panda TurtleFuck 181,795 70
03/07/2007 11:23 PM

I'm goin' out dawg style.

Chit 178,781 15
03/08/2007 12:06 AM

I could care less as long as there is no formal funeral.

If some people want to get together and BBQ, or go have drinks and dinner in my honor, I guess that would be ok, but I think funerals are the most egotistical, waste of time, awkward, uncomfortable, fake events, that we all just accept and attend without really giving much thought to their uselessness.

I have never been happy that I got one last glimpse of anyone when they were dead either !

The High Priestess, first Gab, Then The WORLD! 58,948 29
03/08/2007 12:14 AM

I want to have a proper Irish wake, everybody parties while I lay there. This is so when everybody is at the funeral the next day, the hangovers will be massive insureing a few crying eyes during the 21 gun salute and drum cadence.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/08/2007 01:06 AM

On the subject of how gat Frat is

Either
I'm gat like a mother-Frostin' gangsta, yo.
Or
gat = (gay+fat) and Frost you.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/08/2007 01:07 AM

I want to donate my body to the "Body Works" exhibition.

Knowing my luck I'd go to this exhibition and she'd STILL have on underwear.

DoubleE 238 6
03/08/2007 01:37 AM

I want to be loaded into a torpedo and launched toward a world that is being terra-formed so that I may live again! Muahahahahaha!

Pubah 56,805 18
03/08/2007 01:38 AM

Harvest what usable organs are left...


...cremate the rest and


Scatter my ashes over a gathering of SheGabbers (That's the closest I'll probably ever get to their mezmerizing mammaries anyway).

Jihad Joe- The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
03/08/2007 02:11 AM

Two Words:

Viking. Funeral.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
03/08/2007 02:26 AM

I have the ashes of an ex-boyfriend on my desk right now. It's actually a little baggie type thing with about a tablespoon of ashes in it.

I haven't seen him for 17 years and a mutual friend called me the other day and said the guy had dies. Rock star/Jimi Hendrix death. Went to the memorial service where they handed out the remains. I'm supposed to sprinkle them somewhere where I have a fond memory of the guy.


Somehow, the dance floor of the VFW where he felt me up in 1985 just didn't seem right.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/08/2007 02:41 AM

<action>solves the mystery</action>
"What to do with your body when you die?"

<Joe Hardy>It gets raped by Delta Burke!</Joe Hardy>

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/08/2007 02:44 AM

Oops, I misread the title. I thought it said "what does your body do when you die".

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/08/2007 02:56 AM

<action>looking forward to your death, shops online, purchasing a Stryker saw, sex toys and 12 pounds of JELL-O.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
03/08/2007 03:22 AM

Anyone who wants to attend the funeral will be required to bring a bumper sticker for the casket. I have mine picked out already, it says, "I'd rather be breathing."

Chit 178,781 15
03/08/2007 03:31 AM

Anyone who wants to attend the funeral will be required to bring a bumper sticker for the casket.


"My other casket is a king sized bed with a hooker and an eightball of blow in it."

Daves not here. 52,827 16
03/08/2007 03:33 AM

After my Eulogy I want them to read a brief note that says, "I Frosted three of your wives and one of your daughters."

Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold. 30,601 8
03/08/2007 04:08 AM

I don't know what I want done with my body, but what I do want is that when someone opens my casket, a punching glove on a spring shoots up and socks them on the face.

Thud 68,497 19
03/08/2007 04:15 AM

I want my corpse to be cremated and the ashes stored in an empty bottle from a 30 year old single malt.

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
03/08/2007 04:35 AM

I want my corpse to be sent to a third world country. Just so i can do my part to end world hunger.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
03/08/2007 05:06 AM

I would like to be divided into 50 pieces and mailed to someone in each of the 50 States who will decorate me in whatever fashion they choose that would best represent their state and then mail me back to be reassembled as my true after-death-going-to-meet-Jesus form.

The All-American Rotting Corpse.

Phlanx!?! 1,919 8
03/08/2007 05:10 AM

I'll have my body put in duct tape (so it lasts forever) then have the greatest necromancer the future has to offer turn me into a mindless zombie

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/08/2007 05:18 AM

I don't like BobJohnson, and I would like to request a toe.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/08/2007 05:19 AM

Also, after I die, I would like that old guy in the safety glasses to determine if I blend.

CrazyFemale 77,143 25
03/08/2007 05:23 AM

I want to be cryogenically frozen so I can come back in the future and drive a flying car and wear a silver space suit.

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/08/2007 05:31 AM

It would also be kind of cool to be pushed down a big flight of stairs in a wheelchair.

Thud 68,497 19
03/08/2007 05:33 AM

<action> looking for Sage</action>
That could be arranged, Combine.

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/08/2007 05:37 AM

Awesome!

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/08/2007 05:45 AM

After I'm dead, I want to be ground up and fed to the cat.

redplanet 545 6
03/08/2007 06:18 AM

The instruction are in my will: my body is to be burned on a funeral pyre, and when it's down to coals a weenie and marshmallow roast shall follow.

Thud 68,497 19
03/08/2007 06:19 AM

Why ground up, Donk? You should arrange to have your corpse hung from the ceiling.

Big damned cat toy.

redplanet 545 6
03/08/2007 06:30 AM

And for all of you who say you don't care what happens to your body after you die...you should:

http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/archives/id/27453/

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/02/06/1170524072141.html

PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braless 56,642 8
03/08/2007 02:32 PM

I want my corpse to be cremated and the ashes stored in an empty bottle from a 30 year old single malt.

Mind, he wants to DIE after drinking this entire bottle in ones sitting.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
03/08/2007 03:38 PM

I want my corpse to be cremated and the ashes stored in a baggie on the desk of a girl I felt up at a dance in high school.


There - fixed it for you.

Supernipple Marmite 12,955 12
03/08/2007 09:54 PM

I'm leaving my body to GAB as the communal humping-corpse.

Cold sloppy seconds anyone?

syncope 49,019 14
03/08/2007 09:59 PM

And for all of you who say you don't care what happens to your body after you die...you should:

That would probably bother my family, but it wouldn't bother me. I'd be dead.

Lupience- on a mission 26,981 11
03/09/2007 03:28 AM

Creamation, Beer party, put spoonsful of my remains in the empties, toss me into ditches, rivers and lakes.

Vroom-Vroom 30,762 12
03/09/2007 04:56 AM

Two words.

Soylent Green

redplanet 545 6
03/09/2007 05:36 AM

...IT'S...PEOPLE!!1!!

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/09/2007 07:33 AM

If soylent green was real I would probably try it.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/09/2007 03:16 PM

I attended a memorial service for a woman. Her husband was giving out green onions that were fertilized by his wife's ashes, because he hoped that "they would spice up our lives like she spiced up his."