PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braless 56,642 8
03/07/2007 10:18 PM

and in other news...Water is Wet, Snow is Cold and we could really give a rats ass what you think at this point.

Thank you for tuning in, be sure to stay tuned for your local news.

SeanQ 179 6
03/07/2007 10:19 PM

And we didn't even buy the damn book to crack the code.

I wouldn't wipe my ass with the book if it was the only paper in my entire house, I'd use the cat first.

Captain Skippy, social retard 41,253 13
03/07/2007 10:19 PM

Pumpkin, he's too cool to care what you think about him.

SeanQ 179 6
03/07/2007 10:21 PM

Here, you ass-kissing pack of grocery baggers, just in case you think this isn't John's $40,000 payoff, this is what the first secret page brings you to:
http://www.Coleridgeeyed.com/pranks/super/

PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braless 56,642 8
03/07/2007 10:23 PM

And would you take skippy with you?
I'd second that motion.

Captain Skippy, social retard 41,253 13
03/07/2007 10:26 PM

I like this SeanQ fellow, he's got moxie.

<action>ruins any chances of SeanQ ever making friends on GAB</action>

SeanQ 179 6
03/07/2007 10:28 PM

We (three of us on IRC cracked it, in about ten minutes) presume the p|l|c on that first page was page / line / character in his book. Even without it, you don't have to be an Apache to figure out it's a URL: three letters -dot - eight letters - dot - three letters - slash five letters - slash - five letters. c0coeyed.com was a co-conspirator, so taht was eask; we got the prank directory on the second guess (the first was /image/ and you really should protect those directories, dude), then /super/ took one more guess. Luckily, I have Photoshop so running the macro to unscramble the PSD file was simple.

$40 grand for a glorified acrostic. I hope you saved some for the divorce lawyers, you moron.

SeanQ 179 6
03/07/2007 10:29 PM

SWEET JESUS on an APOSTLE BINGE I'm so WORKED UP I can't even TYPE

syncope smoked your stuff and drank all your wine 49,019 14
03/07/2007 10:30 PM

It took three of you to figure out he was pimping his own site?

SeanQ 179 6
03/07/2007 10:30 PM

Why do you doubt me, Thomas? They're not stigmata, they're the GLORY HOLES of the LORD.

Can I get an AAAAAAYYYY-MEN!

Christopher L. 6 6
03/07/2007 10:30 PM

Sean's right, you know. That's the message. Also, I saw Hargrave post and then it vanished. What up with that?

Phuc 237,919 21
03/07/2007 10:30 PM

It's not even in the book, ya dumb Frost. Now go to that other place.

And would you take skippy with you?

And did I mention I'm not reading any more of this thread because that's about as much bait as I can handle in a year?

Oh and also, please get worked up. Hopefully, you'll have an aneurism.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/07/2007 10:36 PM

I could care less about a secret message or the prank. I appreciate the site, but I don't think I've ever actually read one of the pranks.

SeanQ 179 6
03/07/2007 11:05 PM

Wow, got awfully quiet. Do I get my cigar now, Sir John?

By the way, is an unpaid ad really a prank? Other than your smugness, what is the difference between you and the ATHF folks - subverting our national security procedures for the sake of a free advert (or at least cheap, compared to what folks paid for a real Super Bowl commercial)?

Do you now know how The Fonz felt when he made it over that shark, Sir John? Can you see?

turtle10 42,578 26
03/07/2007 11:22 PM

poop

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/08/2007 01:48 AM

I like you, SeanQ. You should stay. A lot of these Frosters could use a big ol' bitchslap of funny.

I'm not sure I get the secret message though. Where was the FIRST secret page? What the hell are you on about?

Pubah, as Lando Calrissian 56,805 18
03/08/2007 01:49 AM

Yea, Mom told me your lame ass came sniffin around.

She strapped one on and put it to you till you called her Daddy.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/08/2007 01:57 AM

OK, I see the first secret page now, but how was that found? Or was it just a lucky guess?

Christopher L. 6 6
03/08/2007 02:13 AM

Someone on the other thread just posted that they had "found" it. Don't know how, they didn't say.

Jihad Joe- The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
03/08/2007 02:13 AM

What? There was a prank on the superbowl?

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/08/2007 02:31 AM

A lot of these cuddleers could use a big ol' bitchslap of funny.


I'm being replaced again?!

Chit 178,781 15
03/08/2007 03:38 AM

What? There was a prank on the superbowl?


Nope. Not really...

Straw+ 98,000 37
03/08/2007 05:12 AM

I'm just laughing because this person apparently became more obsessed with finding the answer to the riddle than people that have been here for years.

Thud 68,497 19
03/08/2007 05:15 AM

Perhaps that kind of obsession was John's goal, Straw.

Chit 178,781 15
03/08/2007 05:20 AM

Perhaps that kind of obsession was John's goal, Straw.


I think he was targeting more than three people though.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
03/08/2007 12:42 PM

I'm just laughing because this person apparently became more obsessed with finding the answer to the riddle than people that have been here for years.


There's a riddle?

Tiezane 5 6
03/09/2007 01:15 AM

There was. On the last page, where he has the "secret" zip file.

I found the answer. I just hope I was the first! (and no, it wasn't just the secret zip file)

SquidBoy 19,912 12
03/09/2007 10:58 AM

So let me get this straight.

The prank doesn't go as planned, and the "message" isn't readable.

But instead of just admitting that "hey, Shakespeare happens"... you get Coleridgeeyed to help you out, and come up with some random page/line/character scavenger hunt that will eventually lead to a secret page on Coleridgeeyed, whereupon one must solve some bullShakespeare algebra word problems to come up with some numbers, which must then be applied to a 51 layer photoshop file so that when the correct numbered layers are viewed/hidden, we are presented with the oh-so-secret message that we all would've seen before, had the prank just Frost-ing worked the way it was supposed to in the first place?

Boo Frost-ing hiss.

John, if I lived in Boston, I'd bitch slap you just on principle.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/09/2007 03:59 PM

Can you see?

fadoo 0 6
03/09/2007 10:34 PM

Very unfortunate. What's the point of the riddle though, if you can just solve the photoshop layer mystery with a simple macro?

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/09/2007 10:38 PM

Very unfortunate. What's the point of the riddle though, if you can just solve the photoshop layer mystery with a simple macro?




I just used my Etch A Sketch.

Marmite - 100% Yeast 12,955 12
03/09/2007 10:45 PM

Somewhat off topic, but can someone PLEASE tell me what film the "Do you see?" quote comes from as it is driving me nuts. I have to know! It's on the tip of my tongue.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/09/2007 10:47 PM

Sex in the Shakespearety 26

SquidBoy 19,912 12
03/09/2007 11:22 PM

can someone PLEASE tell me what film the "Do you see?" quote comes from

It's from Minority Report... Agatha.

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 11:29 PM

John's going to commit a murder?

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
03/09/2007 11:53 PM

Why is this douchenozzle so worked up about how John spends his money?

I spend my money on booze and law school. Way more than $40K.

But its only because millie thinks all lawyers are either Jewish or Irish.

Marmite - 100% Yeast 12,955 12
03/09/2007 11:56 PM

THANK YOU!!! Squidboy you have saved me from going crazy and writing on the walls. With poo.

Mr. RookWood 5,469 7
03/10/2007 01:37 AM

Haven't you guys ever heard the phrase Frost her for the story? The story was the payoff, not the message.

Imagine frosting Helen Keller, the process isn't much fun and the payoff sucks, but the STORY....

Comedy. Gold

SeanQ 179 6
03/13/2007 09:04 PM

Just bumping this since someone emailed me and told me about the video and press release.

So just to I understand, the fifth post on the Super Stunt Part#6 discussion on 2/15 says "I still think it says zug.com", and he's the one who cracked the code. Okay...

Then why did JH keep linking videos to show it better? And why would the secret pages exist? And why would he create a sock puppet account (loudward) to both post the enhanced video to YouTube, and then to claim to find the first secret page and post a link? And why the second page, and why the Photoshop tricks, and why the math puzzle, and why the phone number? When the whole thing was figured out a month earlier?

Here's what I think. JH got frustrated that maybe 9 of the 93.1 million people saw enough of his advertisement to take an educated guess at the content. So he created the YouTube video with a drastically enhanced final shot showing the URL in the crowd. But people still didn't care. I'll even give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he had the secret pages up and active from the start, but no one found them, so he used the same sock puppet acount to post a link. After which me and two friends (the only people to even give a hint of a shiite any more) found the rest of the pages in about ten minutes.

Yay, cue the french horns! Confirmation of the message, of JH's genius, of his marketing savvy and intrepid planning and prankishness. The reaction from the media, from the Zuggies, from everyone but about six haters and Phuc? Crickets.

SeanQ 179 6
03/13/2007 09:04 PM

(part II)

I'm sorry, I don't care if I get credit for cracking the link to the second page and unscrambling the photo or not, it's not about that at all. It's about this continued bullshiite about a secret message. It was an ADVERTISEMENT. If the secret message was a URL, you shouldn't have to go to that URL first to unlock it. Common friggin' sense, people. JH just keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper.

And don't even get me started on the press release. That is just the most egregious self-serving steaming pile of ostrich offal I've ever read.

syncope 49,019 14
03/13/2007 09:06 PM

Then why did JH keep linking videos to show it better?

I think it's quite possible he wanted to PROMOTE THE BIGGEST Frost-ing PRANK OF ALL TIME.

SeanQ 179 6
03/13/2007 09:07 PM

last thing:

Phuc 3/07/2007 9:30 pm

It's not even in the book, ya dumb Frost. Now go to that other place.

Whenever you want to admit you were wrong and apologize, I'm ready. You nun-raping assmonger.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:07 PM

And for all your bitching, you obsesed over figureing it out, and have spent more time and effort posting your bitch sessions here.

Jealous or just infatuated with John now?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/13/2007 09:08 PM

Those nuns were asking for it.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:08 PM

I knew about the nun rapings, but Phuc, Assmongering?


For shame.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:08 PM

Damn you Nutbutter.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/13/2007 09:18 PM

Yeah Phuc, ya stupid jackass! Why you can just shove yourself and your dumb stupid assmongery.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/13/2007 09:27 PM

And what's this about a press release?

SeanQ 179 6
03/13/2007 09:28 PM

From the pressie:

The secret message was spotted by sharp-eyed TiVo viewers in blue lettering on the stadium's east side during the halftime show. It led Internet sleuths on a month-long treasure hunt through Hargrave's new book, PRANK THE MONKEY, ultimately revealing the address of his Web site (zug.com).

C'mon, Phuc, man up, me and Sister Mary Brown-eye are waiting.

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:29 PM

Its not in the book dickhead.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:32 PM

Yeah Phuc, ya stupid jackass! Why you can just shove yourself and your dumb stupid assmongery.

I'm glad to see you've kept a cheery disposition, despite the diet.

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:33 PM

Are you coming on to me?

Shell Belle (aka CrazyFemale, CrazyBroad) 77,143 25
03/13/2007 09:35 PM

And for all your bitching, you obsesed over figureing it out, and have spent more time and effort posting your bitch sessions here.

Seriously. You are worse than me with pms, and that's pretty bad.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:38 PM

through Hargrave's new book, PRANK THE MONKEY,

It's not even in the book, ya dumb Frost.

Its not in the book dickhead

I've read the book cover to cover twice, and there is NOTHING mentioned about it.


Gee, imagine that...the Media Frost-ing up some infomation ....'cause you know that never happens.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:38 PM

Are you coming on to me?

In a few seconds. You may want to close your eyes.

Christopher L. 6 6
03/13/2007 09:44 PM

The press release isn't from "The Media", it's from John himself. John Hargrave. It's linked on the front page. Of John's site. Zug.com.

SeanQ 179 6
03/13/2007 09:44 PM

Gee, imagine that...the Media Frost-ing up some infomation ....'cause you know that never happens.

You do realize that JH wrote both the book and the press release, right? That those are his words I quoted up there? Him writing about his own book. Are you saying he misquoted himself?

I know it went quick, but you did see the bit in the video where he's talking about the stunt, and he shows the roman numeral that makes up the URL of the first secret page? And it's a picture of the book? And the code to unlock the second secret page, you realize those three-digit entries sent you to specific pages and lines of text and characters in the book? His book? The one he tried to promote by putting a giant free advertisement on TV at halftime of the superbowl?

Is any of this getting through? I swear I feel like I'm in a Monthy Python skit talking to you retards, I half expect a giant shoe to crush me.

Smokatronic 2,388 9
03/13/2007 09:47 PM

It's not that we don't get it. It's that we don't care. Go to a board where trying to cause drama is the theme and you'll be a great success.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:50 PM

I half expect a giant shoe to crush me.

Where's BIG when we need him. I don't want to get my boots dirty with this assclown.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/13/2007 09:52 PM

It's not that we don't get it. It's that we don't care. Go to a board where trying to cause drama is the theme and you'll be a great success.

Yeah. Gab is not a board for drama. No drama is ever started on Gab. We are not all a bunch of drama queens. We are the opposite of that. So yeah, take your dramatics elsewhere!
And stuff.

SeanQ 179 6
03/13/2007 09:54 PM

I half expect a giant shoe to crush me.

Where's BIG when we need him. I don't want to get my boots dirty with this assclown.

Great, so you made it all the way to the end of my post. Any reaction to the big part in the middle where you got SERVED like a Denny's Blue Plate Special?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/13/2007 09:55 PM

You should stay, SeanQ. Amongst the hundreds of douchebags here there are a few of us here who don't suck.

Plus, Stone Cold Bikini will totally show you here boobs.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 10:04 PM

Regardless, you seem to be missing much of the point as well, that being that you spent a Shakespeare load of time (and still are) trying to prove to us that it exists and we really don't Frost-ing CARE.

I may not be an 'old timer' as I'm coming up on my first full year of posting, but it still doesn't change the fact that we find this site a great way to blow off steam, and have a few laughs. And I think you'd be hard pressed to find ANYONE who's a regular, no mater how long they've been here, to say that John's pranks are poor, even if they don't always go as planned.

He's got the guts (and obviously the bank) to pull OFF some of this Shakespeare that most of us can only sit back and think "Gee, wouldn't it be funny if..."

It sounds more to me that your a bitter little Frost because YOU got "served" by being tricked into spending a month figuring out all the clues only to find out what can best be summed up by the lines of 'A Christmas Story':

"A crumby COMMERCIAL?!"

If your going to stick around, FINE, but stop arleady with these long "I was right, bow down to me you retard" posts already...WE DON'T GIVE A Frost.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/13/2007 10:04 PM

Nutbutter lies.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/13/2007 10:04 PM

But not about the boobs.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/13/2007 10:08 PM

Plus, Stone Cold Bikini will totally show you here boobs.

Well, if Nutbutter thinks I should. . .

Oh, wait, here boobs? Oh, okay then. Here be the boobs. But honestly, couldn't you have just shown him yourself?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/13/2007 10:09 PM

Dammit, and I would have had them too if it wasn't for that meddling 'e'!

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 10:10 PM

SCB showed her boobs?

Goddam my job.

SeanQ 179 6
03/13/2007 10:12 PM

Dear John,

Punpkin finally put into words what I could not.

Regardless, you seem to be missing much of the point as well, that being that you spent a Shakespeare load of time (and still are) trying to prove to us that it exists and we really don't Frost-ing CARE.

I'm sure you will be heartened to know that we finally agreed on something.

Yours in Christ,
SeanQ

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 10:24 PM

Yeah, because misquoting and taking out of context statements to suit your own purposes will will you points.


Frost it...John already knows what I think, but since you seem bent on getting your point accross multiple times when we've all basically said "We get it...we don't care...shut the Frost up" it's obviously what gets you off.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 10:26 PM

I smell poop.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/13/2007 10:35 PM

Shoot, you can smell that? I thought I buried it deep enough. Sorry.

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 12:09 AM

Most press releases are written by the people seeking publicity, NOT by the press. DUH. They are released to the press, thus the name.

Anyone who didn't figure out that the message was "Zug.com--that's Z-U-G-dot-com" within the first few seconds of reading about the prank is dumb. John probably says that phrase in his sleep.

Other than that, I can't really get myself to give a Shakespeare about this idiocy right now. I seem to have a bad flu.

Showmaster 4,754 0
03/14/2007 12:26 AM

Other than that, I can't really get myself to give a Shakespeare about this idiocy right now. I seem to have a bad flu.

Further evidence of Johns attempts to silence his critics-

HE HAS POISONED MILLIE!!

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 12:47 AM

I'm not a critic. I loved John's book and I'm impressed by his prank, whether or not the message is legible.

I gave him cookies, so if anyone got poisoned, it was him.

Ms. I'm giving you up for Lent, Trixxie 65,026 15
03/14/2007 02:37 PM

You'll take Skippy over my cold, dead, gay body.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 03:29 PM

Most press releases are written by the people seeking publicity, NOT by the press. DUH. They are released to the press, thus the name.

Not sure if this was pointing it to me or not, but yes, I am a aware of this (was a journalist major before changing to English Lit)...My point (when I had one) was that even if/when a press release has been sent to the press, there is still a wide possibility that in reprinting said statement, they (the press) Frost it up...it's happened before and will continue to happen as long as there are humans involved.

That being said, lets just let the robots and Tramalgaforians (sp?) take over and get on with our lives now.

syncope 49,019 14
03/14/2007 03:35 PM

SeanQ, you did all the deducing, sleuthing, and otherwise paid more attention to John's hints than some of the long-term visitors to Zug and GAB.

That being said, they don't like having their noses rubbed in it. And you could prove yourself the second coming of Christ here but we're all gonna snipe you because that's the kind of petty, insecure, self righteous freaks that reside here.

Good job on the detective work. This is your recognition. Judging from your writing you have some wit and sense; start contributing some funny and I think you'll find the place pretty enjoyable.

Chit 178,781 15
03/14/2007 03:44 PM

Wait a minute...

They have pranks at this place too ??

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 03:46 PM

This place IS the prank, Chit....we're all the same person and it's one gianormous prank ON YOU!

HAHAHA WE GOT YOU!

Chit 178,781 15
03/14/2007 03:49 PM

Cool enough...that was fun.

Lets do it again except with more clickies for me this time, Ok ??

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/14/2007 03:52 PM

I think the prank is that people are still hanging around this place, and I include myself.

God, we're pathetic.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 04:02 PM

We're not pathetic! We just have low self esteme, to much time on our hands, highspeed internet connections in our Mother's basement....hmmm....yeah you may be right.

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 06:46 PM

Pumpkin, I was responding to SeanQ, who said John wrote the press release.

Although, I was really just being bitchy because I was sick. I'm still sick, but not as bad, today.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 06:48 PM

Ah...Thanks, and feel better soon.

If you want, I'll have the wee ones draw up "Get well" cards for ya...they're at home and bored 'cause it's raining.

SeanQ. 67,037 13
03/14/2007 06:51 PM

Yeah, but I cracked the code.
Me!
I have shaken this message board down to a pile of rubble!
Recognize me or I will have more of my friends come here and congratulate me.

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/14/2007 06:52 PM

...and then you'll be banned for flooding. Congratulations!

syncope 49,019 14
03/14/2007 06:53 PM

<action>hands Taco a sarcasm detector.</action>

SeanQ. 67,037 13
03/14/2007 06:56 PM

Let well enough alone syncope.
Why are you all not stunned into silence by my biting criticisms of John and the website? Must I tell you again how much you care?

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 07:12 PM

Nothing can ever shut us up SeanQ.

Haven't you figured that out yet?

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 07:16 PM

We're like that gaggle of old women at the local coffee shop on Sunday morning...
We just keep GABbing away, oblivious to what's going on around us.

SeanQ. 67,037 13
03/14/2007 07:19 PM

But don't you see? I exposed everything. Haven't you read my posts? I will continue hurling insults and condescension down on you Gabbers, much in the way a Swiftian Yahoo would hurl feces on Gulliver, until you understand that I am the most brilliant person here.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/14/2007 07:21 PM

Don't get them all worked up, Blaise.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 07:23 PM

Don't get them all worked up, Blaise.

Them who? I know to mouseover these days.

Mister RookWood 5,469 7
03/14/2007 07:26 PM

Yes Sean, you are brilliant.

Now pass me that towel so I can wipe off your back.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/14/2007 07:27 PM

I will continue hurling insults and condescension down on you Gabbers, much in the way a Swiftian Yahoo would hurl feces on Gulliver, until you understand that I am the most brilliant person here.

Pathetic, brilliant. Same thing, really.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/14/2007 07:35 PM

...I am the most brilliant person here.

Talk about setting the bar low.

SeanQ. 67,037 13
03/14/2007 07:36 PM

It's gotten very quiet around here since I exposed what a joke the prank is, hasn't it?
Where are you Gabbers?
Nothing to say?

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/14/2007 07:39 PM

If you think you're the first and only person to think that prank was a failure, think again. Long-time GABbers have shared the same sentiment.

I couldn't care either way, but honestly you're just a show offish prick. Ooo la la, you unlocked the "secret page" that anyone with half a brain didn't need to know what the lights were supposed to say. And you think the prank blew. Big Frost-ing deal.

Either get over yourself and contribute, or GTFO.

SeanQ. 67,037 13
03/14/2007 07:42 PM

I contribute plenty. You are all as Dostoevsky's Underground Man, the sick and diseased mouse, scurrying for crumbs which you call clickies. While I, the retort made man, the man of action hold my head high in the knowledge that I am your superior intellectually.

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/14/2007 07:51 PM

Frostoff, Blaise.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/14/2007 07:58 PM

But don't you see? I exposed everything.

Why all the grandstanding? Oh...wait a minute...are you trying to make up for the fact that your penis is incredibly small? Carry on.

SeanQ. 67,037 13
03/14/2007 08:01 PM

Shell, if I opened your head and swapped your brain with a pile of cow Shakespeare, your IQ would probably go up.
And don't worry about my equipment, my companion Greg likes it just fine.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/14/2007 08:05 PM

hahahah, people need to mouseover more.

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 08:06 PM

I'll mouseover you, ifyouknowwhatImean.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/14/2007 08:10 PM

And don't worry about my equipment, my companion Greg likes it just fine.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/14/2007 08:12 PM

Contrary to popular belief, I have never had relations with a mouse.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/14/2007 08:15 PM

Yeah, ya see, the trick to mouse sex is you gotta tape 'em up tight first and then you can....


Wait...nevermind.

I am Jolson's raging bile duct 16,163 11
03/14/2007 08:23 PM

<action>strolls into the thread, glances at Taco's chest and latches on for a bit of a suckle completely ignoring the pissing contest taking place.</action>

YankeeInTX 0 6
03/15/2007 04:49 AM

Kudos on the prank, sadness for its failure...

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/15/2007 03:33 PM

I am Jolson's raging bile duct strolls into the thread, glances at Taco's chest and latches on for a bit of a suckle completely ignoring the pissing contest taking place.

Hey...those aren't hers, Get off me!

Your Designer 172 8
03/15/2007 04:39 PM

http://www.zug.com/pranks/super/video.html?4349544144454c

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/15/2007 04:41 PM

Hey guess what? We all read ZUG too.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/15/2007 04:42 PM

I don't. Could you post a link?