Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/08/2007 04:54 PM

The Cubs win the Series!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/08/2007 04:56 PM

My baseball fantasy involves Joe DiMaggio. I don't think you can help with that.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/08/2007 05:01 PM

I am gonna take so much crap for posting this.

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/08/2007 05:04 PM

Wow...at first I just thought Dogs was funny fanasizing that the Cubs win the series, then I (for some unknown reason) clicked that link and now I know he's just Frost-ing crazy.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/08/2007 05:24 PM

I am gonna take so much crap for posting this.

I guess he's only hot when he'Shakespeare-ing home-runs (heh) or has Marilyn on his arm. Way to ruin my dreams, Dogs.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/08/2007 09:38 PM

<action> grabs balls and spits</action> Fantasy baseball, I'm in.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
03/08/2007 09:52 PM

My baseball fantasy involves Coco Crisp and a bottle of Jack Daniel's (for him).

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/08/2007 10:10 PM

I don't have any fantasies about it, I will win.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/08/2007 10:19 PM

We'll see about that, but first we need more than two players.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/09/2007 12:58 AM

Count me in.

I can't wait to pick up Matsuzaka for his 'Ultimate Galactic Dragon Gyroball Pitch Power Explosion!'


Yeah...I get all my baseball news from The Onion now.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/09/2007 01:25 PM

Do we have enough people yet?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/09/2007 04:50 PM

We have four. I'd like to get a league of at least 12 going.

Once I get everyone's email addresses, I'll set up the league and send out all the info.

I was thinking we'd do a live draft, sunday afternoon?

The Jerk 6,311 9
03/09/2007 05:29 PM

My baseball fantasy is that baseball is banned forever. It's such a gay sport. Hockey rulezomg!!!!!11

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/10/2007 12:06 AM

I will keep bumping this until we have enough people to play.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
03/10/2007 12:53 AM

I guess I am in again this year.

My email address is:

my first name, underscore, my last name, the last football number I had @ yahoo. com


Or you could just look up the team from last year and get my email address there.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/10/2007 01:40 AM

Now we've got 5.

Anybody but Phla 131,068 34
03/10/2007 07:30 AM

Me too me too. You might remember me from last year, my friends call me Phla.

manickal 0 0
03/10/2007 10:19 AM

'til the day I die, I'm gonna face the sky
and ebrace the high that I get from this tasteless site
I apologize for all the names that I've called you Hargrave
but I just can't hold the flames inside you Frostin' fly larvae
brag all you want, but your little prank didn't work bitch
your little light cluster didn't even muster above the surface
I am god, the bright light, the darkness of the devil's pupils
so revel in my rebel ways as you take your metamucil
better than any possible bannishment you can deliver
smarter than any possible form of justice you can consider
Frost all you Ogden Nashes, I've been here for years by now
and still, a permanent spot in Zug is to much to allow??
how come you all play dumb like you don't know who I am
I guess I'm just too hard for the mere gabber to understand
Chi-Chi and Al, stop trying, I'm only going to get worse
perserverence is the only quality I have, along with my verse
I've been, again, then again times ten pretty much whenever
so don't pretend you're any better than what we could be together
remember, don't forget all that I've been through with you guys
you've tried to get rid of me uncountless times, but I'm too sly
Millie, it's silly, but I'm really sorry that what we had is lost
Ditdah, Neep, Jaggy, Jane, and Underwhere can eat my frost
so what's the cost, how much do I have to pay to have say?
John Hargrave = a former faggot with extra joint relief, he's bengay
and still gay, so Frost you, all you, I'm still here-HELLO, how ya doin'??
keep up the good work yall, yes I'm still here, I'm alive and still screwin'

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
03/10/2007 03:04 PM

Hargrave's a former faggot?


You mean they found a cure for that now?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/10/2007 04:47 PM

With Phla we've got 6.

Phla, send me an email to confirm. The address is in my profile.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/10/2007 08:48 PM

Half way to your goal.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
03/10/2007 10:45 PM

I would play, but I'm scrawny, and really bad. But I am fast...

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/11/2007 12:44 AM

bump

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/11/2007 10:12 PM

There must be a few more people who want to play.













QUIET YOU FrostIN' CRICKETS.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/12/2007 04:54 AM

Wait, I thought fantasy baseball was when the players were dragons and unicorns...

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/12/2007 04:59 AM

And Oprah.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/12/2007 08:51 PM

BUMP!

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/12/2007 09:48 PM

Baseball IS a fantasy.

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/12/2007 09:50 PM

<action> blames quick finger syndrom for the second post</action>

It's a "game" where a bunch of drugged up guys with stickShakespeare a little white ball and then run in circles.

It's like a civil rights ralley with paid admition.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/12/2007 10:17 PM

Thanks for reminding me that I need to join teh bizarro gab league.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/13/2007 01:18 AM

Hey Frat, please send me an email (in my profile) to confirm. Once we have 10 or 12 people, I'll get the league started and send out the invites.

Now we still need at least 3 more people.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/13/2007 05:14 PM

Bumpity

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/13/2007 09:10 PM

We still need at least 4, because Frat is a Poe.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:15 PM

I'm in

PKG 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:16 PM

Me TOO!

Wow! 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:17 PM

Why not.

O'Really? 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:18 PM

Ok, I'm up for it.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/13/2007 09:23 PM

Wow, that's funny. I haven't gotten a single email, let alone 4.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/13/2007 09:26 PM

You're slow. I'll give you that.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/13/2007 09:26 PM

You wouldn't know sarcasm if you walked in on it Frost-ing your mother.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:27 PM

Ya know..the four of us talked it over...we don't really LIKE baseball all that much, so we're out.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:29 PM

Sorry, I only get involved with fantasies about tits. And llamas.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/13/2007 09:31 PM

You wouldn't know sarcasm if you walked in on it Frost-ing your mother.

Heh.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/14/2007 01:46 PM

Can we play yet.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/14/2007 10:57 PM

We now need 3 more - We've got SeanQ playing. So, that makes 7. I'd like to get to 10 or 12, so send me email if you'd like to join.

Live draft will tentatively be Sunday, March 25th.

Come on guys, don't let Foye down!

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/14/2007 11:16 PM

Do it for the little Iraqii kids.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/14/2007 11:17 PM

If I'm busy looking up baseball stats I'm not killing them.

Millie 116,988 28
03/14/2007 11:59 PM

Jesus, I wouldn't want to listen to SeanQ go on and on if his team loses.

Oh well, beggers can't be choosers.

Thud 68,497 19
03/15/2007 12:44 AM

It would probably be worse if SeanQ's team won, Millie.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/19/2007 07:05 AM

There's less than a week left to sign up. Live draft is next sunday afternoon.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/20/2007 01:08 PM

So I just had a random request from someone I don't know to join in a fantasy baseball league.

I accepted so I hope someone here mentioned my name to this person I don't know.

7031 10 6
03/20/2007 01:42 PM

This conversation is weirder than how no-one believes that I am a superhero.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/21/2007 04:48 PM

So did I, but I'd still like to get this one started. We're running out of time!

Send me an email (in profile) if you'd like to play.

MAX POWERS 68,758 11
03/21/2007 05:09 PM

Why don't you guys just masturbate like the rest of us? Or maybe buy a playstation?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/21/2007 05:11 PM

We do, and we have.

MAX POWERS 68,758 11
03/21/2007 05:14 PM

Just not very good at either?