TheFoye 55,700 16
03/08/2007 11:17 PM

You should clean your bathroom more often, when a woman has to go in a dirty bathroom they will always hover, missing the toilet in the process.

syncope 49,019 14
03/08/2007 11:17 PM

Because you are not wiping after you pull out of their ass.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/08/2007 11:18 PM

Because they hold it in.

Chit 178,781 15
03/08/2007 11:25 PM

It's all that antifungal/agent orange/paraquat/FDS crap I'm pretty sure.

It beats all the critters I reckon.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/08/2007 11:26 PM

Women have stinky pee because they recycle it.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:33 PM

Anyone else notice that it's men trying to answer this?

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/08/2007 11:35 PM

Yeah, but I bet I'm closest to the right answer.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:37 PM

Clickies don't lie.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:37 PM

It is my bathroom, and I clean it. I let the ladies use it, because of the camera even I won't go near the outside public one.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:39 PM

And by the way, the flower smell is from the poop, our Shakespeare really does smell like roses there, sweetness.

syncope 49,019 14
03/08/2007 11:41 PM

Maybe you should reconsider offering free asparagus.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:41 PM

<action> blushes</action>

Sweetness? Me?









Do we make out now?

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:43 PM

Your losing your mojo there Cracka, I thought you would have just jumped me instead of asking.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:46 PM

I use more charm with you because you're special. Not like these other harlots around here.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:47 PM

I'll even spit on the head before I stick it in your butt.


The head of the gerbil, that is.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:47 PM

<action>swoons</action>

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/08/2007 11:48 PM

our poo-poo really does smell like roses

Yeah, DEAD roses...

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:48 PM

Worst.Timing. Evar.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:49 PM

Dead roses still smell good.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:51 PM

That's What She Said swoons

They usually don't swoon until I eat the gerbil afterwards. You must be a virgin.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:53 PM

They usually don't swoon until I eat the gerbil afterwards. You must be a virgin.

Heh, that post was supposed to go after the one where you said I was special. You have some mighty fast fingers there Cracka, come to me.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:56 PM

I would, but me and the gerbil got to talking while we were waiting for you and, well, one thing lead to another.


But we can still cuddle?

That's What She Said 27,416 24
03/08/2007 11:57 PM

me and the gerbil got to talking

Ew. I hope you duct taped him first so he didn't asplode.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/08/2007 11:59 PM

What kind of amateur do you think I am?

Besides, I didn't say who was catching.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/09/2007 01:15 AM

Dead roses still smell good.

Not in my house with the cat I was trying to give away...

chop chop the mighty 141 7
03/09/2007 01:32 AM

I feel like I've wandered into one of those internet chat rooms where a guy and a girl are trying to get it on, but the guy is actually a 12 year old boy, and the girl is an overweight narcotics cop that drew the short straw at the morning debriefing.

Nachos Mengele 57,521 23
03/09/2007 01:34 AM

You have.

Chance 171,275 14
03/09/2007 02:11 AM

Dirty filthy flirts.

Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold. 30,601 8
03/09/2007 02:28 AM

No way, boy pee smells worse.

Plus, its always all frothy in the toilet.

Ew.

Chance 171,275 14
03/09/2007 02:30 AM

Oh and my pee doesnt smell.

Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold. 30,601 8
03/09/2007 02:31 AM

My urine smells fantastic.

So fantastic, you'd want to bathe in it.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
03/09/2007 03:19 AM

Because they can?

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
03/09/2007 03:21 AM

Kind of like pee and flowers mixed.
Maybe the flowery smell is from their purfume. Some women wear so much of it the smell will hang around for a week after they leave.

Lupience- on a mission 26,981 11
03/09/2007 03:24 AM

<action>Takes Vitamin B complex, eats a boatload of asparagus and pees all over this thread.</act

Vroom-Vroom 30,762 12
03/09/2007 04:54 AM

<action>enters the thread with a racoon tail sticking out of his ass</action>Did I miss the party, fellas?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/09/2007 09:06 AM

Girls don't have stinky pee; boys do.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion to explain this phenomena at your office bathroom, is that all the women you work with are actually men. The flowery smell you've noticed is probably the perfume they use to disguise their manly musk.

Glad to help.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/09/2007 03:12 PM

This thread go me a wonderin'

Wouldn't a Summer's Eve be spring? Or, is it named after a possessive lipstick lesbian?

Supernipple Marmite 12,955 12
03/09/2007 07:38 PM

Well at least you didn't post saying why does women pee taste funny....

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/09/2007 08:19 PM

Give him time...he's still trying to decide what it tastes like.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 08:21 PM

Anchovies.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
03/09/2007 08:26 PM

Welllllll.....

If:

-They have a hoocheechoochee bug, it will directly effect the smell of pee and or puss.

-Eat asparagus before/after hardcore butt sex with a tattooed guy from Vermont, it will directly effect the smell of pee and or puss.

-Have a wicked infection which will cause your peener to fall off just by being exposed to the same air.

-Wear pantyhose (not healthy for ANY vajayjay)

-Sometimes puss is just overpowering and will permeate the atmosphere surrounding the pee.

-They drink a lot of coffee.

-Missed a shower or three.

-Are just skank ass whores, no matter how good you think they will look under/in front of you.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 08:27 PM

Somehow I knew you would be able to clear this up.

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/09/2007 08:28 PM

Go with the last one...or the Third one....

Doesn't really mater either way

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
03/09/2007 08:29 PM

Speaking of clearing things up:


Flagyl.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 08:32 PM

Flagyl.

You've been spending too much time with Trixxie, me thinks.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
03/09/2007 08:35 PM

Jealous?

Lisa the Iconoclast 171,275 14
03/09/2007 08:36 PM

Break it up you two.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
03/09/2007 08:39 PM

<action> gets a room </action>

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 08:46 PM

<action> goes into the room, and hangs do not disturb sign on the door knob</action>

Gimme the stinky stuff, baby.

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/09/2007 08:50 PM

<action> sneaks into thread, Grabs Chance and runs off with her</action>

Bwahahahaha, I've been waiting for this sort of distraction.

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/09/2007 08:52 PM

-Eat asparagus before/after hardcore butt sex with a tattooed guy from Vermont,

I'd imagine that to be a stink that never goes away, physically or emotionally.

Lisa the Iconoclast 171,275 14
03/09/2007 08:55 PM

I feel like getting real stank up in here, but Im going to compose myself.

I HOPE YOU GET HERPES!

Lisa the Iconoclast 171,275 14
03/09/2007 08:56 PM

(That was to Trae)

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 08:58 PM

I HOPE YOU GET HERPES!

I think you got your wish about 20 years ago.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 08:59 PM

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless sneaks into thread, Grabs Chance and runs off with her


HEY! YOU CAN'T PARK THAT FORKLIFT HERE!

Lisa the Iconoclast 171,275 14
03/09/2007 09:01 PM

Youre not allowed to make fun of me. It was written in the divorce papers.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 09:22 PM

You should have known those papers weren't real when you saw they were written in purple crayon.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
03/09/2007 09:24 PM

Of course with Cracka purple crayon is slang for "penis"....

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 09:31 PM

Wanna color?

anhishere 11,158 14
03/09/2007 09:33 PM

I hate it when crayons wear down and you have to start peeling off that paper. It's quite annoying and makes a squeaky sound.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/09/2007 10:08 PM

Purple crayons do not taste like grapes.

Dianada loves her some snow! 57,835 109
03/09/2007 10:10 PM

Curiously enough, however, snozzberry crayons do taste like snozzberries.

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
03/09/2007 10:20 PM

No way, boy pee smells worse.

Plus, its always all frothy in the toilet.

Ew.

The candy I was eating just lost all it's appeal. I actually stopped chewing. Thanks.

turtle10 42,578 26
03/09/2007 10:24 PM

was it yellow frothy candy?

panicBoy 313 9
03/09/2007 11:18 PM

The ladies are sending you a clear message with their pheromone-infused tinkle. You should really take a direct approach and say, "Hey, I can't help but notice you're in heat. Wanna make boom-boom?"

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 11:19 PM

Or not.

jen157 5 3
08/05/2009 08:20 AM

It's because they all have chlamydia.....