TheFoye 55,700 16
03/09/2007 12:11 AM

Not local but, "There's Strong Then There's Army Strong"

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/09/2007 01:25 AM

Hmmm,

Living in Portland I would say that our commercial tallent really scrapes the bottom of the barrel.

There's...

Credityes.com's "OMIGOD, is my cell phone on?"...I want to kick those high pitched bitches in the cheerleading parts for the sheer jockassed Frostwittery of their take on something only a university grad could write.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/09/2007 01:26 AM

<action>sees red</action>

chop chop the mighty 141 7
03/09/2007 01:34 AM

Cal Worthington and his dog spot.

chop chop the mighty 141 7
03/09/2007 01:35 AM

Wow, I noticed that page is so old that it lists 28.8 friendly video.

Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold. 30,601 8
03/09/2007 02:29 AM

Call 391-8088, to get that local low rate!

The local low rate experts!
The local low rate experts!

Concord Morgage!

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
03/09/2007 03:43 AM

Imagine a big hillbilly wearing a straw hat and overalls loudly dinging a triangle and yelling "COMMMME AND GET IT!!!" referring to the Low Low prices at Hardin Ford.

Sharri 14,124 11
03/09/2007 03:45 AM

You've not experienced painful local commercials until you've seen a few thousand from Bob's Discount Furniture Come On DOWNNN!!!!
This is a spoof. The real commercials are even more annoying.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
03/09/2007 03:52 AM

Sharri, I'm all too familiar with Bob's. The worst thing is that the slogan "Come on down" was lifted from Boch Automotive, presumably as an attempt to make a joke. He even has his own father in the commercials for no apparent reason.

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 04:11 AM

"You gotta go, to G-C-O

Georgia Carpet Ooooooooutlet

You gotta go!"

Phuc 237,919 21
03/09/2007 04:40 AM

Frost-ing Bob's.

Then there's Bernie n' Phyl, a couple a racist jews who also sell furniture.

The one I hate the most is Kennedy Carpet Sales and cleaners. Their commercials feature a lameass jingle that was probably written and recorded by a Berklee sophomore engineering student and all it shows is a couple of kids, again and again.

What the Frost do these kids have to do with carpet sales and cleaning? Are they the Kennedy kids and if so, are the commercials these people's way of advertising them to pedophiles?

I wanna stuff the Kennedy family full of C4 and make them walk into Toodie's jewelry in Kwin-zee and detonate the Frosters.

Dianada loves her some snow! 57,835 109
03/09/2007 05:14 AM

Ber-nie and Phy-yl's, quality, comfort, and price! That's nice.

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/09/2007 07:38 AM

Up here in upstate New York we have 2 really bad ones.

The first is "Billy fucilos" which goes like this.

Ted: Billy we have tons of cars to sell

Billy: IT'S HUUUUUGGGE

basically every commercial consists of him saying "IT'S HUGGGE".

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/09/2007 07:40 AM

The second is for a store called Affordable mattresses which goes like this:

"Ohhh-Yeahh Ohhh-yeah only at affordable mattresses......Oh-Yeahh"

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
03/09/2007 07:41 AM

1 800 call nupro!

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
03/09/2007 07:41 AM

Ber-nie and Phy-yl's, quality, comfort, and price! That's nice.

I win! She's a newenglandah!

PumpkinNoggin-Looking for Erin Go Braless 56,642 8
03/09/2007 02:59 PM

Formerly local Empire Carpet commercials were annoying (now Nat'l thanks to WGN being on cable)

1-800-588-2300 EMPIRE is so ingrained in our heads my wee ones know that number, and they can't even remember they're OWN HOME number.

But without a doubt, hands down MOST ANNOYING LOCAL COMMERCIAL EVAH!

Eagle Man from Eagle Insurance.

I mean, really, the bastard lays an EGG! He's a MAN BIRD!

Phuc 237,919 21
03/09/2007 04:23 PM

Crazy Eddie in NYC may not have been the first, but he is still the undisputed king of annoying local commercials.

Thing is, Crazy Eddie's prices sucked.

His closest competitor was Uncle Steve, located at 243 Canal St. His prices were just above wholesale. Thank you. I luff you.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/09/2007 04:28 PM

Ber-nie and Phy-yl's, quality, comfort, and price! That's nice.

I now have this jingle running over and over in my head. I am not pleased. I guess some of the stations we got in NS came from New England. I hate those commercials.

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
03/09/2007 04:33 PM

And just why in the hell would a man bird be so hard to believe?

Sharri 14,124 11
03/09/2007 04:33 PM

Crazy Eddie in NYC

His prices are INSANE!!!!

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
03/09/2007 04:34 PM

Loopy, how can you leave out Eagle insurance or Empire Carpet

Years of growing up in chicago glued infront of the TV 588-2300 EMPIRE! is forever embedded into my mind.

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
03/09/2007 04:36 PM

AHRG, didn't see pupkin post the empire one
But we still have Eagle Man

Wow, look at those low rates!

Fratberry 283,018 53
03/09/2007 04:37 PM

Crazy Eddie in NYC

They had a location in Atlanta years ago. Seems they lost their lease and spent four years going out of business. I sure did feel sorry for those guys but it never stopped me from buying all filling all my electronic needs at Service Merchandise.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/09/2007 04:40 PM

I bought a dish and now I'm really mad.
It wouldn't work, it's really bad.
No high speed internet, this thing has got to go.
We signed a contract- OH NO!
So if you buy a dish, then you will wish
You had your cable back.

I actually wrote that by memory. I hate myself.

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/09/2007 04:43 PM

And just why in the hell would a man bird be so hard to believe?

Not the man bird that was hard to swallow (heh) but the fact that the MAN BIRD LAID AN EGG.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/09/2007 04:44 PM

There was one that they used to play back home. Those of you in the D/FW area might remember it.

South Town Ford.
South on 35
Allsbury exit
Fort Worth

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 04:47 PM

I don't know how annoying it is, but would you want to visit this club?

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
03/09/2007 04:50 PM

Our funniest ones are the ghetto commercials.

Two black females talking: "Ooo, GIRL! I wan' sum barbecue but I don' wan' all dat pork!"

Proceed with large black man with gold teeth who owns a rib joint rapping: "Jus' wen' to D'bo's, got myself a rib plate." This repeats itself over and over throughout.

I'm not sure what they're selling but I'm pretty certain ribs are still pork. Whatever it is, it's Frost-ing hilarious and hubby runs into the room whenever the commercial comes on.

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
03/09/2007 04:52 PM

HA! sync, why would the Cougar Club need to take reservations?! Also, that guy falling on his back made me almost spit my coffee.

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 04:59 PM

I'm pretty sure only 12 people can fit in there. A reservation isn't necessarily a bad idea.

My friend's dad is banging the Queen of Carpets, but the greatest ad in St. Louis has to be for the Crack Team.

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
03/09/2007 05:00 PM

Well, last night "Robert Johnson" came up on my caller ID, but it was just a machine telling me to please hold on to hear how I could improve the interest rates on my credit cards.

There was a long silence after that message, so I think it might have really been Bob calling, he was just too nervous to talk to me.

And I think he made up the stuff about the credit cards, because he recently heard that girls don't like to talk about hockey.

I love you too Bob! You don't have to be embarrassed or afraid! I want to massage your seven mighty penii all night long!

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
03/09/2007 05:03 PM

I shoulda bought it, when I saw it, at Marden's.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/09/2007 05:03 PM

GAB must not have completely taken over my mind, because when I saw the name "Robert Johnson" the first thing that popped into my mind was the blues.

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 05:04 PM

By the way now that she's here I'm dedicating that Crack Team commercial to Undies.

The Jerk 6,311 9
03/09/2007 05:09 PM

http://www.doddsfurniture.com/about.htm

Check out the ads on the right-hand side of the page under "Video Advertisements". Words cannot describe how bad this guys ads are.

Straw++ 98,000 37
03/09/2007 05:09 PM

In the 19 years that I've lived in Virginia, I've had to endure the increasingly condescending radio commercials for Haynes furniture stores. They started out being mildly chipper about their "No money down, no payments for X months" sale. Over time it has gotten more and more obnoxious.

"When you come into the store you won't pay any money down. Not $20, not $10, not even one dollar. That's right folks, ZERO DOLLARS! And how much are you expected to pay next month? Nothing! Or the month after that? Not a damn thing! It's unbelievable folks, I can't even fathom it myself, but you don't pay a single red cent for ONE YEAR! Why aren't you on the way to the store now to take advantage of this fabulous offer? What kind of Frost-ing idiot wouldn't want free furniture...for a year? DO YOU HEAR ME, BITCH? No money down and no payments for a year! What the hell is the matter with you? Do I gotta spell it out more?"

I may be exaggerating the commercial.

Just a little bit.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/09/2007 05:10 PM

I'm not sure what they're selling but I'm pretty certain ribs are still pork.

They are in the states that matter.

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/09/2007 05:21 PM

AH, well if you want to talk meat and Ghetto commercials...

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
03/09/2007 05:22 PM

I've lived in Memphis my whole life and I was never aware that this is how we do it.

Pumpkin Noggin-Looking for Erin to go Braless 56,642 8
03/09/2007 05:22 PM

making that commercial worse than the fact that it's still shown...it was made about 2 years ago, even though it looks like something from the 80s.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/09/2007 05:24 PM

Given Boston's state of disarray where all the rising gang activity is concerned, I've gotta see THEIR commercials! I bet it will be something like the Ned Flanders jingle:

*hums on a harmonica*

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else better join or you're dead!

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 05:29 PM

that this is how we do it.


You guys do it gay.

Dianada loves her some snow! 57,835 109
03/09/2007 06:56 PM

<Action>rubs hands together evilly</action>

I now have this jingle running over and over in my head. I am not pleased.

Success!

Phuc 237,919 21
03/09/2007 08:29 PM

Uhhhhhhhhh

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/09/2007 08:42 PM

Hey, isn't that Rob from Coleridgeeyed.com?

Captain Skippy, social retard 41,253 13
03/09/2007 09:16 PM

Has anyone posted this one yet?

Captain Skippy, social retard 41,253 13
03/09/2007 09:20 PM

<action>cackled maniacally</action>

mwahahahahahha...

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
03/10/2007 06:02 AM

For Pumpkin.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
03/10/2007 06:23 AM

Why was the man eagle hiding an egg up his butt?

I'm skeered.

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/10/2007 06:29 PM

Hi, Skeered! I'm Pram! *shake*

Loopy. Just Loopy. 6,902 12
03/11/2007 06:01 AM

Every night during the news it says.

Sponsored by Mizzou Banking
















Quality











































Banking






































































Service















grr

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
03/11/2007 06:16 AM

We just discovered one that always airs during Springer on midday TV.