Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/09/2007 10:56 PM

Kill-Joy.

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/09/2007 10:57 PM

You should of waited, then show up at the grave yard in some kind of scary costume and scared the Shakespeare out of the little Frosters.

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/09/2007 10:58 PM

See a bunch of Goth kids poop their weird ass pants.

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/09/2007 10:58 PM

Wow I posted a lot just then.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/09/2007 11:00 PM

Anyone want to hang out at the graveyard tonight?

Do you even have to ask?

Chix 286,539 61
03/09/2007 11:01 PM

I'm with Shemp on this one. You missed a golden opportunity.

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/09/2007 11:03 PM

It be all over the news the next day.


Grave Yard Goul. Pictures captured by several youths, show what appears to be a monster of some sort, wearing a kilt.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/09/2007 11:07 PM

Grave Yard Goul. Pictures captured by several youths, show what appears to be a monster of some sort, wearing a kilt.

The Loch Ness Spicey?

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/09/2007 11:09 PM

The Loch Ness Spicey?



Maybe.

Did it ask to borrow Tree-Fiddy?

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/09/2007 11:12 PM

If you really wanted to scare them, you could have just started banging Spicey right in front of them.

syncope 49,019 14
03/09/2007 11:13 PM

<action>brings that really cool skull candleholder with the wax running all down the sides</action>

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/09/2007 11:18 PM

<action>brings a shovel</action> What? Why else would you go to a graveyard at night?

Marmite - 100% Yeast 12,955 12
03/10/2007 12:01 AM

To go smoke some bones. DUUUUUH!

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
03/10/2007 12:51 AM

I read the title and my first thought was, "Why does Undies want to know if anyone wants to go to Miracles uterus?"

Vroom-Vroom 30,762 12
03/10/2007 01:37 AM

Wow, that is such a creepy coincidence.

A few days ago, I logged onto my son's myspace, and he has all these friend requests from apparently skanky girls, and I messaged them and was all like "Hey hot stuff, lets do it" and they were all like "lol okay" and so I met them in an alley after school and started to make out with them, slowly sliding my hand down their pants, caressing their breasts, ripping them open from neck to pelvis with a hunting knife, and the I took their bloody mangled corpses home, and put one in my son's bed, and when he got home, he was all like "OMG DAD! THERE IS A DEAD GIRL IN

You know what, that was alot funnier in my head when I started writing it.

Sorry.

redplanet 545 6
03/10/2007 03:54 AM

Vroom, I wish you were my Dad.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/10/2007 06:49 AM

<action> Looks at Bikini, grabs a trac-ho </action>

amatures.


I think that it would of been funnier to just show up to the "party" and bring a shovel.

DinoMcSplosion 1,743 8
03/10/2007 06:56 AM

I'd bring a condom.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/10/2007 06:20 PM

just one?

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
03/10/2007 09:02 PM

And this is why I'm glad my parents didn't know Shakespeare about computers while I was growing up. Many many plans would have been foiled.

But really, you should have just showed up to the graveyard with a bong and shown them how to smoke like a champ!

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
03/10/2007 10:40 PM

Should have let her go, and gone streaking at a graveyard.

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
03/10/2007 11:03 PM

Should have let her go, and gone streaking at a graveyard



The idea was to scare the kids, not scar them for life.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
03/13/2007 12:36 AM

Scarring, scaring. It's only a letter off.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/13/2007 02:08 AM

I'll bring the mallet and the shovel.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/13/2007 02:11 AM

Damn, their was already an "I'll bring _______" joke...


Um...




Yeah...
















Why are you still reading this, GO AWAY!!!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
03/13/2007 02:13 AM

So, Miss Haggus, what happened, fill us in on the shindig?

Didja crack open a cold one?

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/13/2007 02:15 AM

Necromancy means never having to say goodbye, and always being able to crack open a cold one.

KChikita - Wild White Nacho 128,316 98
03/13/2007 02:22 AM

I think you mean "Necrophilia", my sweet Taco.

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/13/2007 02:23 AM

No, necromancy. It's a slogan among us necros at the LARP I play.

There's also one about never needing lube and something, but I can't remember it.