A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/13/2007 04:16 AM

Is this some attempt to start a gang war? 'Cuz if it is, I'll grab my shotgun right now.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/13/2007 04:18 AM

Shhh, n00b. SheCabbage is an old GABber, from the long ago times.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/13/2007 04:20 AM

<action>is startled</action>


Sorry Mrs. Cabbage.

Just Chance 171,275 14
03/13/2007 04:26 AM

welcome home.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
03/13/2007 04:32 AM

Great to see you, SheCab!


What brought you back?


Didja hear that Hargrave has a real published book out currently? He's so shy about mentioning it.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/13/2007 04:33 AM

Hey, SheCab.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 04:33 AM

I'm...shocked that people are actually being NICE.


Truth be told, I frequent another message board out here on teh Interweb and just today I was thinking, "Man, someone ought to spoof about half of these posts," and I realized I hadn't stopped in in a while.

Then I read about the Superbowl Prank. WTFBBQ?! I mean, cool, but what the heck does that say?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 04:34 AM

And it's just like they say, dogs returning to their own vomit et al.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
03/13/2007 04:35 AM

The thing is, you are NOT an idiot n00b.


Recently, the n00bs have been worse than usual.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/13/2007 12:26 PM

Welcome back, kid. Did you bring donuts?

syncope 49,019 14
03/13/2007 05:31 PM

Recently, the n00bs have been worse than usual.


Hey!

Mister RookWood 5,469 7
03/13/2007 09:08 PM

<action> is a name dropping n00b whore and doesn't know any of these people</action>
Damn! SheCabbage, Jade, Phuc, Declan, Nutbutter, even Syncope...

I feel like the new kid hanging out in the assisted living community...

Except the old people are Frost-ing funny...

And not necessarily old...

But they still smell like Vicks Vapo-Rub and pee.

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:11 PM

Frost you.

Beater: Jingling Bells In Your Face Since 1988 10,702 8
03/13/2007 09:33 PM

Hi beautiful.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:35 PM

Frost you.

Your blatant use of profane language increases the blood flow to my penile pole projection.

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:35 PM

Who are you again?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 09:36 PM

Jesus, something weird DID happen!

Is everyone mellowing in their ripe old age?

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:36 PM

The guy. With the ears. That does the thing with his tongue.

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:37 PM

Oh yes, I remember now. So, wanna do it?

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:37 PM

Jesus, something weird DID happen!

Is everyone mellowing in their ripe old age?

STFU n00b!11!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 09:38 PM

I brought DONUTS!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/13/2007 09:39 PM

The guy. With the ears. That does the thing with his tongue.

Gene Simmons?

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:39 PM

Grab some twinkies and we can talk.

Crackalicious 68,758 11
03/13/2007 09:39 PM

Close.

Richard Simmonds.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/13/2007 09:40 PM

That was going to be my next guess.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:40 PM

I brought DONUTS!

DIBS ON THE CRULLERS!


What? What do you MEAN they're not making them anymore?!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 09:44 PM

I brought buckwheat-flaxseed donuts made with stevia instead of sugar, and baked, not fried.

Enjoy!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/13/2007 09:45 PM

What? What do you MEAN they're not making them anymore?!


Tim Hortons still is!

Mmmm. . .deep fried, reheated, sugar coated goodness. . .

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:45 PM

I just threw up on my shoes a little bit.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:47 PM

Tim Hortons still is!

Mmmm. . .deep fried, reheated, sugar coated goodness. .

Damn you! My only solice is that you are as far from getting some of themm today as I am.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/13/2007 09:49 PM

Actually, I'm allergic to them, after after actually having to "bake" those "fresh" everyday, I have no desire to ever eat them anyway.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 09:49 PM

Bleh. Crullers are just a bit too oil-soaked for me. They're like the Pizza Hut deep dish of donuts.

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:52 PM

Meh..I'm from Chicago, deep dish is our thing.

but not Pizza Hut.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 09:54 PM

Yeah, I made sure to clarify I was talking about Pizza Hut deep dish, because it is like no other.

syncope 49,019 14
03/13/2007 09:54 PM

Speaking of deep dish...

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 09:56 PM

no, actually that would fit beter if we were talking about licking frosting and self swearboting...

syncope 49,019 14
03/13/2007 09:56 PM

Yeah, but I wasn't about to start a whole new thread about a mildly amusing t-shirt.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/13/2007 09:57 PM

no, actually that would fit beter if we were talking about licking frosting and self swearboting...

You were posting, Pumpkin. It was just assumed there was some shameless flirting/sexual innuendo.


And weren't we?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 09:58 PM

Wait, we were?

*looks suspiciously at donuts*

~Chance~ 171,275 14
03/13/2007 09:59 PM

<action> looks suspiciously at Shecabbages donuts too </action>

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/13/2007 10:01 PM

*looks suspiciously at donuts*

Christ, is Donuts posting again? I thought we drove that Emerson away during the last n00b raid.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/13/2007 10:04 PM

'donuts', small d.

syncope 49,019 14
03/13/2007 10:05 PM

Damn! SheCabbage, Jade, Phuc, Declan, Nutbutter, even Syncope...


I MADE A LIST!

Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/13/2007 10:06 PM

And weren't we?

Good Point....How YOU doin?

Oh No, Not Pubah! 56,805 18
03/14/2007 01:52 AM

<action>Smiles his approval at the return of the Cabbage</action>

Thanks for stoppin' in.

No disrespect intended, but I plan to eat the hell out of you this weekend...

...with some corned beef and Guinness.

BRILLIANT!

Mister RookWood 5,469 7
03/14/2007 02:06 AM

Don't get too exited Syncope, my lists don't mean anything yet.

Give me a chance to bring the funny...

or at least piss people off...

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/14/2007 02:56 AM

Pubah's gonna fart fart fart!

syncope 49,019 14
03/14/2007 05:51 AM

Don't get too exited Syncope


I don't think there's really any chance of that.

Oh No, Not Pubah! 56,805 18
03/15/2007 01:49 AM

<action>Pffffffffft</action>
fart, fart, fart

And enjoy the sights, sounds, sensations and smells of each flatulation!

BRILLIANT!!!
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