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Medicine for the modern man
A comedy conversation by The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,669 14
03/14/2007 12:22 PM 285 views
Yesterday afternoon at work, I wasn't feeling very well, so I decided it would be best if I simply went home to get some rest. Once I got home I started to feel really sick. Over the course of the evening, I experienced all of the following:
- nausea
- vomiting
- diarrhea
- headache

I woke up this morning, not feeling much better, so I made the decision to go to the doctor. This bummed me out, because I am hardly ever sick, and it meant I had to put an end to my 5-year run without seeing a doctor.

The doctor told me to sit down and asked me to describe my symptoms. So I kindly gave him the information:
- nausea
- vomiting
- diarrhea
- headache

Five minutes later, I was out of the doctor's office, with a prescription in my hand, which included five days of antibiotics. Tonight, as I took the first pill, I read the little paper that came with the medicine. The paper doesn't even really say what the medicine does exactly, but it is very informative on the possible side effects:
- nausea
- vomiting
- diarrhea
- headache

I expect to have nothing liquid left in my body by tomorrow night.

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6 Comments (Funniest: 300 Spartans and a Taco,Clurichaun Friend #1004,Showmaster)


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A-No-Knee-Mousse 763 5
03/14/2007 12:26 PM

I didn't get the last sentence.
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1631780
Showmaster 0 0
03/14/2007 12:31 PM

You don't get much, do you anon?

He was obviously referring to the fact that coffee dehydrates you, and if you drink several cups a day you need more water to make up the difference, but it is worth it since there are so many antioxidents in it as well.
 

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A-No-Knee-Mousse 763 5
03/14/2007 12:35 PM

'K.
 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1631782
300 Spartans and a Taco 55,245 18
03/14/2007 12:37 PM

I really loathe mankind.
 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1631788
Clurichaun Friend #1004 3,984 5
03/14/2007 01:06 PM

So for now it's The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati Tubgirl...
 

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shadesofgrey 5,426 5
03/14/2007 04:09 PM

Yay Pepto-Bismol!

Unfortunately, whenever that Shakespeare was force-fed to me when I was a child (yes, I was actually sick) the end result was an unpleasant pouring forth of vile pink fluid from both ends.
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