Pumpkin Noggin-taglineless for now. 56,642 8
03/15/2007 09:02 PM

Depends....
Chicken's MIGHT put up more of a fight, but I think Kitten's is probablly pretty fast on her feet, so she may be able to out run a snow blower.

Of course, being a Cali girl, she may not be familiar with running in snow, so it's a hard say.

anhishere filed for moral bankruptcy 11,158 14
03/15/2007 09:02 PM

They both sound pretty fun. As long as someone else cleans up.

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/15/2007 09:03 PM

I'm going for the kittens b/c when they get caught up in the blades the snowblower will shoot out bloody kitten chunks.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
03/15/2007 09:04 PM

Certainly, it would be much more fun to run over the kittens.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/15/2007 09:09 PM

I ran over a baby rabbit with a riding lawn mower before, it popped it's head up at the wrong time.

The clean up sucked.

Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/15/2007 09:12 PM

I hit a black runner (snake)once with a law mower, it got wound round the blades, so it was pretty nasty.

Chix 286,539 61
03/15/2007 09:19 PM

Are there hammers involved?

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/15/2007 09:21 PM

mmmm, free oven range chickens

Shemullet 1,801 7
03/15/2007 09:24 PM

Of course, being a Cali girl, she may not be familiar with running in snow, so it's a hard say.

Also...it could be a boy kitten, which means he won't stop for directions and get turned around and run straight into the snowblower.

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/15/2007 09:25 PM

Chix

I always thought blindfolding a strongman with a sledgehammer and putting him in a room full of chickens would be pretty funny.

Mister RookWood 5,469 7
03/15/2007 09:33 PM

"Running over a bunch of kittens with a snowblower or putting live chickens in the oven?"



If by "running over a bunch of chickens" you mean "sodomizing deformed baby seals" and by "snowblower" you mean "old boat oar"

or by "putting live chickens" you mean slowly sawing the heads off Ethiopian children" and instead of "in the oven" you mean "with a rusty spoon"

Then, Jesus man, neither. You're just a sick bastard.

Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/15/2007 09:35 PM

And the award for the most Frosted up post goes to.....

Combine Orgasm 197 7
03/15/2007 09:35 PM

La la la la la

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/15/2007 09:46 PM

Didn't Kittuns get knocked up? How is she, does anyone know?

Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/15/2007 10:18 PM

Workin' her little paws to the bone last I talked to her (couple weeks back)

Don't know about the knocked up part...didn't think to ask.

Marmite - 100% Yeast 12,955 12
03/15/2007 10:20 PM

<action>walks into thread, flashes tits, runs out.</action>

Mister RookWood 5,469 7
03/15/2007 10:21 PM

sick=not funny?

great, and here I thought I fit in at least a little.

Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/15/2007 10:23 PM

Marmite - 100% Yeast walks into thread, flashes tits, runs out.

Love, I've SEEN those tits...NO WAY are you running anywhere with at a good bra or a concusion.

Krak uh lak uh 68,758 11
03/15/2007 10:26 PM

Your pet dog's head in a box with some candy for valentine's day.

I win.

Marmite - 100% Yeast 12,955 12
03/15/2007 10:46 PM

<action> lays on floor, concussed.</action>

Chit 178,781 15
03/16/2007 12:56 AM

Chickens was making reference to one of his past foster children playing
"Whack-A-Mole kitten"



*CLASSIC VINTAGE GAB

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
03/16/2007 02:17 AM

My neighbor's daughter was celebrating her First Communion the next day, so he went out that night and mowed the lawn.

The little girl stumbled upon half of a ground hog the next day (it's head and one arm still attached - the rest mysteriously missing).


Needless to say, it was hilarious.

.HC. 16,937 8
03/16/2007 02:25 AM

Frost the oven and the snowblower...Put the chickens and kittens in the microwave on 20% power for 15 minutes.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
03/16/2007 02:28 AM

Ewwww.


That makes them all dried out and chewy.