Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
03/16/2007 06:03 AM

Is this what we're teaching at Harvard these days?

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/16/2007 06:07 AM

Odd.. I got Blue Carrot...

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/16/2007 06:08 AM

I thought of an orange wrench.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/16/2007 06:10 AM

I thought of a red ax.

But that's only because I've been masturbating to that picture of the fat guy with the ax tattoos on his moobs.

.HC. 16,937 8
03/16/2007 06:11 AM

Did I mention I'm Frost-ing my Cognitive Science prof?

Showmaster 4,754 0
03/16/2007 06:11 AM

15 + 6- Tofu

3 + 56- Chevrolet

89 + 2- 24

12 + 53- Quibia and the paradox involved with Sharon as leader, as well as how this effects the Palestinian struggle for autonomy.

75 + 26- More Cheeseburgers

25 + 52- Surfing instructions in Hawaii by a former Pipeline Competition winner Hank.

63 + 32- 31

I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's! nearly over..

Come on, one more! ...

123 + 5 128

DinoMcSplosion 1,743 8
03/16/2007 06:17 AM

Why don't you put that whole thing in an e-mail and send it to me 7,000 times?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/16/2007 06:18 AM

Sure, that sounds like fun, but if you don't then pass it on to 70,000 people, you'll get a tumor and the puppy will die.

Thud 68,497 19
03/16/2007 06:26 AM

Is the answer 42?



I am surprised at the rest of you.

.HC. 16,937 8
03/16/2007 06:31 AM

You people are the reason for Darfur.

.HC. 16,937 8
03/16/2007 06:34 AM

And I love that about you.

Tweak 18,881 12
03/16/2007 05:44 PM

I must say I was severely disappointed by this thread. Every time something claims to be a "mind Frost," my mind gets all excited, but after all these years it's still a hopeful virgin.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/16/2007 05:45 PM

I thought about Skippy...you did say to think about a tool.

Tweak 18,881 12
03/16/2007 05:57 PM

I'm sorry Shell, you'll have to hitch a ride on a different bandwagon. There's only one seat left on this one and we're saving it for Skippy.

Bean 8,602 19
03/16/2007 07:02 PM

blue screwdriver

Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/16/2007 07:04 PM

I'm sorry Shell, you'll have to hitch a ride on a different bandwagon. There's only one seat left on this one and we're saving it for Skippy.

He's right, you know...how else are we gonna throw him under the wheels?

Captain Skippy, dirty hippie 41,253 13
03/16/2007 07:13 PM

I thought of red screwdriver.

Ms. I'm giving you up for Lent, Trixxie 65,026 15
03/16/2007 08:33 PM

flesh colored bananna

Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/16/2007 08:34 PM

Trixxies listening to the Rolling Stones on LP?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/16/2007 08:38 PM

I balked on the colour but I did think of a tool.

Was it 2?

Luvmuchine 115 7
03/16/2007 11:05 PM

I have yet to Shakespeare bricks, so I'm very disappointed.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
03/16/2007 11:08 PM

I thought purple hammer, so I guess my mind is only half abnormal.

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
03/16/2007 11:11 PM

I also only have a half abnormal brain, as I thought of a blue hammer.

Krak uh lak uh 68,758 11
03/16/2007 11:19 PM

No. Frost-ing. Way.

I thought purple hammer to.

Let's do it.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
03/16/2007 11:21 PM

Fine. I'll bring the purple hammer, you bring the Brad nails.

Krak uh lak uh 68,758 11
03/16/2007 11:22 PM

Kinky. I like that.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
03/16/2007 11:23 PM

Now that is a huge surprise.

Brad Nails 6,311 9
03/16/2007 11:35 PM

Someone having a party?

redplanet 545 6
03/17/2007 03:46 AM

You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?

If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.

Considering how many people here have visualized something else, I'd say all of that 2% is on GAB.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/17/2007 05:20 AM

Ah, the brown hose nozzle.

Scorpion 4,080 9
03/17/2007 05:34 AM

Congratulations. I even checked the URL but still went. I'm truly out of practice.

Tweak 18,881 12
03/17/2007 05:36 AM

I'm lucky my connection is slow enough that I had time to see the word "Tubgirl" and go back before the picture loaded.

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 06:12 PM

Blue Hammer...I don't know why.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/17/2007 06:30 PM

red saw

I know I'm abnormal.

Outback Girl 0 0
03/17/2007 06:36 PM

red knife
No comment!

Stop striking my words you Frost or you'll end up as the above.

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 06:39 PM

Such a pretty young lady

But so angry...

Outback Girl 0 0
03/17/2007 06:44 PM

Ok, red pubah?

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 06:44 PM

<action>Hands Outback Girl a pink screwdriver and a rack of lamb</action>

Peace offerings...

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 06:44 PM

are you calling Pubah a 'tool'?

Outback Girl 0 0
03/17/2007 06:50 PM

No dear just called your flush.

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 06:53 PM

<action>confused</action>

Unless you are saying Pubah blushing in Outback.

Outback Girl 0 0
03/17/2007 06:58 PM

Wise Pubah, knows best master.

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 07:12 PM

Dearest Outback Girl,
Not being from 'The Land Down Under', one who enjoys new things and regarding you as a n00b with potential, I'd like to know:
How does Kangaroo taste
How far is Ayers Rock from your humble abode
and
How tall are you?

Outback Girl 0 0
03/17/2007 07:17 PM

Dearest Outback Girl,
Not being from 'The Land Down Under', one who enjoys new things and regarding you as a n00b with potential, I'd like to know:
How does Kangaroo taste
How far is Ayers Rock from your humble abode
and
How tall are you?

1. Like chicken.
2. I live about 3000 miles from where a dingo killed a child rock.
3. About this big * *

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 07:23 PM

<action>Pats Outback Girl on the head</action>

Hmmm...good...Your lurking has served you well. You are wise to the ways of Gab.

You, my quickly growing padawan would do well not to use emodicons when communicating with Gabbers...
Unsmileyfaces are frowned upon here.

Demonfire You 1,039 8
03/17/2007 07:25 PM

Yellow Sawzall.

Outback Girl 0 0
03/17/2007 07:27 PM

Pubah wanna make out then? It's nearly 2.30 am here now and I need a real Pubah man.

Ye Grand O' Pubah 56,805 18
03/17/2007 07:30 PM

<action>Somewhat excited</action>

I'd love to, but (contrary to what you may have read) my lips aren't that big.

Pubah must go now.

Outback Girl 0 0
03/17/2007 07:34 PM

Rest easy my dear Pubah and I look forward to your return my sweet. Kiss kiss kiss big boy

Luvmuchine 115 7
03/18/2007 01:08 AM

OK there went a brick and a half.

I'm quite impressed now.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/18/2007 01:52 AM

flesh colored bananna


Holy Shakespeare, Trixxxx! I thought of almost the exact same thing - pink fife!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/18/2007 01:52 AM

Shakespeare. I probably shouldn't have posted that.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/18/2007 02:12 AM

I happened to be fiddling with an exacto-knife when I first read this post, so I thought of a pink boxcutter.

I think it's pretty obvious why I didn't post that.

A pink fife is worse though. A fife isn't even pretending to be a tool.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/18/2007 02:12 AM

<action>apologises to Whistler in advance</action>
A fife player on the other hand. . .