A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
03/20/2007 01:59 AM

Rock that interview, rock it hard.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
03/20/2007 02:03 AM

Donk, you're a good man. You'll do fine. Just be yourself.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
03/20/2007 02:03 AM

Holy Shakespeare, what happened to Vlad???



Fag.

Thud 68,497 19
03/20/2007 02:03 AM

I hope the title of the thread isn't how you plan to end your telephone interview.

Normally you want to save that for the face-to-face interview.

Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold. 30,601 8
03/20/2007 02:06 AM

I'm only 446.06 miles away from Sioux City!

Wink.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/20/2007 02:20 AM

Frost off and take your winking with you. Whore.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/20/2007 02:21 AM

<action>waves</action>Hi Sarah! Ignore the bitch behind the curtain.

Straw+ 98,000 37
03/20/2007 02:28 AM

Is this multiple personalities night on GAB?

Mojo to you, Donk!

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2007 02:29 AM

Luck, Donk. And a bit of advice:

Hey now, better make a decision.
Be a moron, and keep your position.
You oughta know now, all your education,
won't help you no-how.
You're gonna wind up workin' in a gas station.
Pumpin' the gas every night.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/20/2007 02:32 AM

You're gonna crash and burn, you Shakespeare-for-brains.


Now that that's been taken care of, you won't have to hear it again.

Good mojo.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
03/20/2007 02:37 AM

Good luck Donk! I hope you can convince them to drop the charges!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/20/2007 02:37 AM

Pumpin' the gas every night.

Stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and he has to use the self-service pumps.

Snork 45,655 12
03/20/2007 02:46 AM

Hey now!

We prefer the term "profuse breathing"!

Humphrey – Bold & Beautiful 51,764 12
03/20/2007 02:48 AM

Happy Coleridge-sucking you lucky bastard.

Humphrey – Bold & Beautiful 51,764 12
03/20/2007 02:48 AM

Wait... what!

Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/20/2007 05:04 AM

not being a Coleridge sucker, good luck from a rug muncher

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
03/20/2007 05:10 AM

Will this enable Janey to stop turning tricks (not Trixx) to feed the children after the liquor bill is paid?


No matter, much mojo.


Oh, and if you call me one of those while I'm not actually engaging in such acts, I'll hit you with my umbrella.


And by "umbrella," I mean baseball bat.

Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold. 30,601 8
03/20/2007 06:07 AM

cuddle off and take your winking with you. Whore.

It was an eyelash, I swear!

Millie 116,988 28
03/20/2007 06:17 AM

Ha ha, I thought only Coleridgesuckers were supposed to wish him luck. All you guys are FAGS!

Also, Phuc, now I've got that song in my head.

Donk, good luck!

Millie 116,988 28
03/20/2007 06:17 AM

Yes, I am a Coleridgesucker.

Humphrey! 51,764 12
03/20/2007 08:09 AM

<action>Taps Millie on the head</action>Don't talk with your mouth full.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2007 12:32 PM

Donk,

If you're going for the Federal Prosecutor job, the jeans and t-shirt you wear while doing the phone interview will also be acceptable attire on the job.

7031 10 6
03/20/2007 01:39 PM

I got hit over the head with a telephone once. I also got a friend to hide in a sewer.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/20/2007 01:43 PM

Not only do I have the interview today, but I also have my performance review.

Today's gonna suck.

Sharri with a fat lip 14,124 11
03/20/2007 02:04 PM

More mojo coming your way! Best wishes and if not, you can live in my basement. My sister currently lives there, but we can work around her!

Ms. I'm giving you up for Lent, Trixxie 65,026 15
03/20/2007 02:13 PM

Good Luck

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
03/20/2007 02:21 PM

I heard this is where all the Coleridgesuckers were posting. Thats all I have to say about that.

Good luck do0d! Only put the tip in!

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/20/2007 02:22 PM

Viele gluck!

yppikS niatpaC 41,253 13
03/20/2007 02:50 PM

Viele gluck!


good luck donk.

UnderEgg 101,398 77
03/20/2007 02:55 PM

Good luck Donk!

Fezig 3,711 7
03/20/2007 03:00 PM

Good luck! Remember to tell them that altough it isn't mentioned on your resume, your an expert at blumpkins!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/20/2007 03:05 PM

Just be yourself.

I'm not sure that's the best of advice.


And even if you do get the job, won't you still be in North South one of the Dakotas?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/20/2007 03:05 PM

But, good luck with that.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/20/2007 03:46 PM

<action>hangs head in shame</action>We're in South Dakota.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/20/2007 03:50 PM

Someone's gotta be there.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/20/2007 03:53 PM

And those bastards out the are so unimaginative that they couldn't come up with a different name?

Why not just called it Dakota, and call Nebraska South Dakota? Colorado could be West Dakota and Minnesota would be East Dakota.

Kansas could be Way South Dakota and all of Candada would be Way North Dakota.


(signing off from New Dakota)

Dogs_Dakota 211,584 32
03/20/2007 03:55 PM

Ah, Frost it.

Dakota Fanning 67,037 13
03/20/2007 03:58 PM

When I grow up, I wanna go to rehab.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/21/2007 02:23 AM

Interview went ok. Keeping my fingers crossed (which makes it really difficult to code).

300 Spartans and a Taco 61,976 36
03/21/2007 02:27 AM

Viele gluck!


good luck donk.

I've decided that you may very well be a complete douchebag.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/21/2007 03:29 PM

Whenever I think of Donk at work, this comes to mind.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
03/22/2007 03:26 AM

I only did that once.