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I got laid...
A comedy conversation by turtle10 42,578 26
03/20/2007 03:59 PM 323 views

...off last week. Stupid outsourcing to Mexico.

So, now I need a new job or emails to cheer me up. Anyone know anybody that needs a buyer/planner in Southeastern Mass?


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18 Comments on "

I got laid...

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(Funniest: Phuc,Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold.,Frogpop - I AM asking for it!)


Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635364
BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/20/2007 04:01 PM

What the hell do they outsource to Mexico?
Were you a drug smuggler or a corrupt politcian?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635369
Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/20/2007 04:08 PM

Car manufacturing?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635370
turtle10 42,578 26
03/20/2007 04:09 PM

Purchasing electronic components. They are using 3 mexican buyers to buy all the material I did alone, AND they are still saving money.

 

Hilarious 24 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635372
Sarah - 8lbs down, but still with an ass of gold. 30,601 8
03/20/2007 04:12 PM

I don't understand that while American companies keep outsourcing to Mexico, mexicans keep trying to come into our borders.

Dude, the jobs are coming, Pedro. Just sit tight.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635374
Chix feels Cookie's pain 286,539 61
03/20/2007 04:15 PM

That Sarah is a brilliant woman.

 

Funny 13 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635377
BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/20/2007 04:17 PM

There's a rumor that many of the Gabbers are going to be outsourced to Mexico.
Right now, there's a Mexican guy who can collect just as many orbs as I can in half the time. All while assembling televisions.

 

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anhishere filed for moral bankruptcy 11,158 14
03/20/2007 04:17 PM

I think the jobs go to Mexico City, and it's the people in smaller cities or the more rural areas who are trying to go to the US. Plus, all the fast food restaurants over there have enough Mexicans working for them.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635381
BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
03/20/2007 04:20 PM

I wish Univision and Telemundo would outsource some of the women on their TV shows onto our TV shows.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635382
Pumpkin Noggin Cotton Tail 56,642 8
03/20/2007 04:21 PM

Purchasing electronic components. They are using 3 mexican buyers to buy all the material I did alone, AND they are still saving money.

I picture a couple of Mexibanger types in dark glasses standing by an old beat up pannel van saying "Psht! Mejo, you wanta buy a stereo? Computer? Que Passa? You need Elek-trow-nicks, mejo, we gots good prices!"

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635385
El Crackalacko 68,758 11
03/20/2007 04:23 PM

SMYT, sancha.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635405
Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2007 04:51 PM

"So tell us, Turtle... what exactly is it that you DO here?"

 

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Chit 178,781 15
03/20/2007 05:11 PM

Have you ever been to Mexico?

It's a filthy, filthy country.

The ones that come to this country are either housekeepers or gardeners.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635415
Chix feels Cookie's pain 286,539 61
03/20/2007 05:12 PM

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635644
Sharri with a fat lip 14,124 11
03/20/2007 08:46 PM

Sorry to hear that Turtle. I cried a little turtle tear for you.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635652
Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
03/20/2007 08:51 PM

Sorry about that, turtle


</sincere>


Now's the time to learn about Computer Repair, Accounting, or Child Day Care!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635898
Forever a N00b, Pubah 56,805 18
03/21/2007 01:50 AM

Dear Turtle,
Can you pick lettuce, deliver packages, throw trash sacks into a moving truck?

There are PLENTY of good ole American jobs still available.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635978
Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
03/21/2007 06:13 AM

Anyone know anybody that needs a buyer/planner in Southeastern Mass?

You can't be that good a planner, or you would've seen this coming.
If I were you, I'd stick with working the buyer angle.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1635994
Millie 116,988 28
03/21/2007 06:31 AM

Sorry Turtle. Here ya go.