Dyce 916 8
03/25/2007 12:38 AM

Soup Kitchen hours?

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
03/25/2007 01:17 AM

8. Bathroom urges.


Uh, I'm not sure what library Pubah goes to, but the ones I go to generally have very nice, and usually quite clean restrooms.


However, unless Pubah meant "take a shower" urges, when he said "bathroom urges"....

21 Prams 80,728 42
03/25/2007 01:41 AM

11: Someone with a perforated colon, farting.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
03/25/2007 01:49 AM

Father Time.

Spending time with his father? Spending time with his children? Or that old guy who passes the torch to a baby on New Year's Eve?

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
03/26/2007 07:00 AM

Wellington public library has public showers. My brother used to use them when he was a squatter in an old factory marked for demolition.

Now he lives in a nice house with his wife and 3 kids.

Things that don't quite make me leave the library:

The "mature student" (read: sweaty old guy) next to me in the computer lab moving his arm rythmically in his lap. I never actually looked to see what he was doing, but it was pretty creepy anyway.

MilkSoda 150 11
03/26/2007 08:00 AM

I was simply grating cheese, I swear.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/26/2007 12:26 PM

I was simply grating cheese, I swear.

No food in the library!

I Am Pubah 56,805 18
03/31/2007 08:12 PM

Father time (the one who says 'you will be logged off in five minutes...please erase and exit all porn so the next child using this computer will not receive an unexpected education')

Sometimes 'father time' with son.

Father time with dad is very difficult...

...he's dead.

Bless you all for your contributions

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/31/2007 08:16 PM

<action>pulls the fire alarm</action>Thought of one more.

I Am Pubah 56,805 18
03/31/2007 08:19 PM

<action>Stays at his computer while the others ran</action> BASTARRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!

I Am Pubah 56,805 18
03/31/2007 09:18 PM

<action>adds to the list:</action>

Lack of Gabber participation

I Am Pubah 56,805 18
03/31/2007 09:21 PM

You win...


...Pubah go now

I Am Pubah 56,805 18
03/31/2007 09:44 PM

PHYCHE!!!

Chit 178,781 15
03/31/2007 09:47 PM

A French speaking dark chocolate goddess??


(safe guess)

Pubah, Eating Last Years Unclaimed Eggs 56,805 18
03/31/2007 09:53 PM

Naw...
(Fantasizes)
She's sit on my lap and gab with you fine people...

...then we'd leave for drinks and some really bad Karaoke...

...then top off the night with mind blowing

poetry reading in the bohemian part of town.

(morining sex is the best...sex) poetno

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
03/31/2007 09:54 PM

You know, with Easter coming up, I keep thinking: I'm going to bite her head off.

Pubah, Eating Last Years Unclaimed Eggs 56,805 18
03/31/2007 09:56 PM

Why?

Chit 178,781 15
03/31/2007 10:18 PM

Why?


It's a white Easter thing...