Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
04/05/2007 06:08 PM

20.00, same as inBLAM!

Pumpkin Noggin-planted and ready to grow 56,642 8
04/05/2007 06:13 PM

"Can't buy me love"
But you can rent it by the hour in your "Finer" hotels.

Millie 116,988 28
04/05/2007 06:15 PM

But what did she DO? She refers to stuff she did in the past. I want to know the dirt!

I feel bad for anyone who is so clueless and desperate that they would do that. Some of the comments are true--she'll never be accepted now.

Though, why she should want to be is beyond me. She would have been better off thumbing her nose at all of them and just doing her own thing.

I didn't know they had society web-sites like that. How weird. It's a totally different world than anything I know.

THANK GOD.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
04/05/2007 06:16 PM

Poor Olivia will probably cry herself to sleep holding a giant sack of her Daddy's money while watching Cruel Intentions and masturbating to Ryan Phillipe.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/05/2007 07:10 PM

I have no clue what it was I just read there. Can someone please dumb it down for me? Thanks.

Dave 52,827 16
04/05/2007 07:11 PM

Stop being silly, these aren't real people.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
04/05/2007 07:14 PM

Some social climbing skank sent a letter to all the other social climbing skanks in NYC, telling them she's sorry for some social faux pas. In reaction, there is much inane discourse between various vapid rich girls in Manhattan.
Her faux pas was probably sucking off another girls dad.

MAX POWERS 68,758 11
04/05/2007 07:15 PM

I'm with Al on this one.

Dave 52,827 16
04/05/2007 07:17 PM

Socialites are like North Dakota. It may or may not be real, but it really doesn't matter and nobody cares.

Marjod 1,942 9
04/05/2007 07:42 PM

Dear Good People of GAB:

Please accept me as one of your own. Please allow me to post comments that both enlighten and entertain. This would resolve my quest for mediocrity, which I strive to achieve, (kinda).

I want you to love me, give me virtual hugs, serenade me with song, and drink from my bosom. I want you to explore my rectum with a flashlight and a spatula, and cash out your stock options.

Please, please, please...etc..., give me a chance to prove I belong here.

Yours obsequiously,

Marjod-

P.S. If you would kindly not post replies that mock me, I would be forever grateful.

Captain Skippy, fabulous Pirate 41,253 13
04/05/2007 08:19 PM

I'm overwhelmed with a sense of intense apathy and confusion.

Snork 45,655 12
04/05/2007 08:40 PM

Smoke less.

Sharri 14,124 11
04/05/2007 09:07 PM

"Can't buy me love"

But I accept attempts at the same!

Millie 116,988 28
04/05/2007 09:19 PM

Next time...
...you think about skipping that certain gala, wearing that unknown designer, dating some weird band member, beware. We're watching. And your ranking is on the line! The only society ranking list that matters.

Oh, damn. What am I gonna do now? My "ranking" is on the line. (I believe it should be "rank".)

By the way, are we sure that Olivia chick didn't post here? I've read the same kind of whiney Shakespeare here--except more belligerent.

Fake Colorful Easter Basket Straw 98,000 37
04/05/2007 09:20 PM

When I read it, I was thinking she was like the female Pram.

Pumpkin Noggin-planted and ready to grow 56,642 8
04/05/2007 09:21 PM

Damn it Straw, get outta my head, thats what I was thinking.

On second thought, stay in my head, just move over a bit to the left, I'm having trouble seeing out of the right eye.