Thrakkorzog 360 7
04/06/2007 03:42 AM

Santa and Mrs. Claus make an amateur bondage film

Livewire 78,229 13
04/06/2007 03:48 AM

David Letterman's Top Ten Children's Books NOT Recommended by the National Library Association

10. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
8. Legends of Scab Football
7. Teddy: The Elf with a Detached Retina
6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
5. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales but Can't Remember the Endings
to All of Them
4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with Change from Mom's Purse
3. Things Rich Kids Have That You Never Will
2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica With Their Clothes Off
1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

And at number 0: How the Internet Dirtbags Stole Dave Letterman's Jokes

Thrakkorzog 360 7
04/06/2007 03:56 AM

"The Many Forms of Tapioca"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/06/2007 04:01 AM

Top 01 Dyslexic Retard Ways of Picking Up Women:

5. Ungent
1. Old Spice

.HC. 16,937 8
04/06/2007 04:14 AM

The Truth About Your Bra Size

A-cup...Almost a Handful
B-cup...Bouncy and Perky
C-cup...Come to Daddy
D-cup...Delicious Delights
E-cup...Enormous and Elongated
F-cup...Frost That Shakespeare
G-cup...Ginormous Gagorrific Pillows

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/06/2007 04:42 AM

-Fun things to eat under the kitchen sink,

-Where does Daddy keep his guns?

-101 indoor things to do with red Kool Aid

-Treasure hunting in the sewer pipes

-Things in the garage that taste yummy!

-Learn to be like Daddy - Lesson 1: Grab those cigarette butts before they go out, now lets try something new!

-SometimeShakespeare-ing mommy is necessary.

-Knife throwing for beginners.

Silent, but Deadly 545 6
04/06/2007 06:22 AM

Rookwood, what's that brown stuff all over your mouth?

Yours in Christ, Red

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
04/06/2007 09:24 AM

"Danny Dunn and the bottle of Astroglide."

Ring Around the Collar 3,671 9
04/06/2007 01:46 PM

- "Why Mommy Was Riding Daddy When You Opened the Bedroom Door Without Knocking"

- "The Day I Drowned Your Annoying Pet Parrot"

- "That Hard Thing In Uncle Charlie's Pants"

- "Idiot George and the Iraqi Invasion"

Chix bites his thumb at thee 286,539 61
04/06/2007 02:04 PM

- the truth about the "Farm in the Country" Fido went to-
- What Eggsactly are Eggs?_

That's What She Said 27,416 24
04/06/2007 02:17 PM

"There's Something in my Front Pocket"

Marjod 1,942 9
04/06/2007 02:40 PM

Where's Waldo's Entrails?

The Joy of Sex Popup Book.

Harry Potter and the Toxic Goiter

From Diagnosis to Discharge: A Scratch 'n Sniff Guide to Acute Vaginitis.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
04/06/2007 04:57 PM

Didn't we do this about 2 years ago? I'm too lazy to search for it.

redplanet: cold, dry, seemingly lifeless 545 6
04/06/2007 06:19 PM

The Anarchist's Cookbook: E-Z Bake Edition

Pumpkin Noggin is not paraskevidekatriaphobic 56,642 8
04/06/2007 07:55 PM

And again about 6 months back.


-Winnie the pooh and Rabit stew

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/06/2007 08:01 PM

"Everybody Whacks It"

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,200 34
04/06/2007 08:04 PM

"Let's All Ride in Ollie's Van!"

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/06/2007 08:06 PM

"Hop on Pop 2: Electric Boogaloo"

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Pumpkin Noggin is not paraskevidekatriaphobic 56,642 8
04/06/2007 08:21 PM

Mommy's little helper and other pharmaceutical fun for kids.-By Anna Nichole Smith

Snork 45,655 12
04/06/2007 08:55 PM

Harry Potter gets herpes.

Anh 11,158 14
04/06/2007 08:59 PM

"Goodnight Moon, Morning-After Pill"

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
04/06/2007 09:57 PM

"Coleridge Sucking for Minors"

Jean(n) a durable cotton cloth; denim 47,787 51
04/06/2007 10:09 PM

Put my hand where?
A pre-schooler's guide to kama sutra.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
04/06/2007 10:12 PM

How Much Can the Woodchipper Chuck?

MAX POWERS 68,758 11
04/06/2007 11:01 PM

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
04/07/2007 01:32 AM

It's your fault you have two daddies.

The how to guide for posting pictures of your two mommies on the internet.

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/07/2007 03:26 AM

Vagina junction, what's your function? Eatin' up sperm and spittin out babies!

Silent, but Deadly 545 6
04/07/2007 04:18 AM

<action>meditating in front of Peace Altar</action>

I am not a soccermommer. I am above such pettiness. I will rise above my base urges and...oh Frost it...

Silent, but Deadly 545 6
04/07/2007 04:22 AM

Sorry 'bout that, but honestly, stop and think before you let your starfish speak.

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/07/2007 04:54 AM

It made me laugh, maybe you are just too sophisticated for my sperm jokes.

Chesty LaRue 1 6
04/07/2007 05:14 AM

Heroin: Why Mommy Doesn't Love You Anymore

Ring Around the Collar 3,671 9
04/07/2007 05:21 AM

"How Tommy Accidentally Fell Down The Stairs After Pissing Off His Dad"

Anh 11,158 14
04/07/2007 05:28 AM

Vodka: Your Real Father

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/07/2007 05:46 AM

Fun things to say in public

Chapter one: How to break the silence in church.

"Mommy, when do we get to sacrafice the chicken?"

"I thought you said you hate God?"

Pumpkin Noggin is not paraskevidekatriaphobic 56,642 8
04/07/2007 06:00 PM

Potty training with chains and duct tape.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
04/07/2007 06:33 PM

"Florence the Horny Oppossum"
"Happy Henry the Homosexual Hippo"
"Dick and His Magic Monkey Fingers"

Blue Jean Baby 47,787 51
04/07/2007 09:18 PM

Hairy Pothead and the Order of the Beatniks (Book 5)

Silent, but Deadly 545 6
04/07/2007 11:22 PM

Worthless without pictures.

'Rubber Dolly'

'Satan Was A Lesbian'

'She Made Her Bed'

'Nude Ranch Nymphs'

'Turbulent Daughters'

...oh, and we can't forget the classic: 'Play or Pay'

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/08/2007 12:10 AM

Why everybody hates you.

Satanism for dummies. - Jr. edition.

Throw rocks at homeless people.

Science for kids: Things that look cool in the microwave.

Political Ethics. (more like a small brochure or a flyer than a book...... Actually they fit it on an index card.)

Pumpkin Noggin is not paraskevidekatriaphobic 56,642 8
04/08/2007 06:18 PM

Curious George goes to Prison.

Eloise does Dallas.

The Cat in the Hat's fun with fireworks.