A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
04/06/2007 10:26 PM

I would say: What the Frost are you doing in my house?!?!?

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
04/06/2007 10:27 PM

Wait, why does that sound so wrong...?

Dead Batteries in Jep's Vibe 2,533 9
04/06/2007 10:51 PM

The worms have gotten to her eyes by now I'm sure, so no worries, she didn't see a tyhing.

MAX POWERS 68,758 11
04/06/2007 10:54 PM

"I learned by watching you, alright!"

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
04/06/2007 10:55 PM

Same tyhing to you, Dead Battery.

Chit 178,781 15
04/06/2007 11:21 PM

My therapist says that this is all your fault!!

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/06/2007 11:24 PM

Does it have to be my mom? It would be more fun if it was your mom, because I'm a mother-Froster.

Jean(n) a durable cotton cloth; denim 47,787 51
04/06/2007 11:32 PM

I suppose you want your dildo back.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
04/06/2007 11:34 PM

If my Mom was Angelina Jolie and I was an adopted little turd from Cambodia, I would ask her to help me out.

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/06/2007 11:39 PM

"Don't loosen the noose yet mom, I'm about to cum!!!"

I am Jolson's raging bile duct 16,163 11
04/07/2007 12:51 AM

Oh this... this is homework for med school.

Thrakkorzog 360 7
04/07/2007 12:57 AM

"But Moooooommmm all the other kids are doing it!"

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
04/07/2007 01:25 AM

She would probally ask why i have a cucumber up my ass.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
04/07/2007 01:58 AM

"This is man time."

Robin® 14,626 10
04/07/2007 02:30 AM

When she caught me when I was 5 or so I told her I was pretending I was having sex.

When she caught me while I was on the phone (the person I was on the phone with had no idea) I told her I was changing my pants while I happened to be on the phone.

Chit 178,781 15
04/07/2007 02:48 AM

"If a genie pops out of this thing Mom, I swear to god... the first thing I'll ask him to do is to clean my room.

I swear!

Now could you close the Frost-ing door please?

Chit 178,781 15
04/07/2007 02:49 AM

She would probally ask why i have a cucumber up my ass.

Moms Frost-ing hate it when you play with your food too...

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
04/07/2007 02:55 AM

I still ate it dammit.

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
04/07/2007 02:56 AM

She was very disturbed that i did though.

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/07/2007 05:55 AM

Psst, Cracker's mom walked in on him waxing his bean pole. Pass it on.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
04/07/2007 06:15 AM

Psst, King Dingaling's mom waxed a smelly, homeless guy's beanpole. Pass it on.

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/07/2007 06:17 AM

And your mom licks bird Shakespeare off stop signs.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
04/07/2007 06:19 AM

You forgot to do it with the "Psst."

King Dingaling 5,469 7
04/07/2007 06:36 AM

pssst, Super squirrel.

Chit 178,781 15
04/07/2007 06:39 AM

It doesn't even matter. No matter who I was playing with, she always made me share.

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,200 34
04/07/2007 05:40 PM

"Mom, is that you? Who's there? I CAN'T SEE!!"

She'd be mortified, sure. But at least she could be happy she was right all those years.

Pumpkin Noggin is not paraskevidekatriaphobic 56,642 8
04/07/2007 06:25 PM

"I....I don't know what happened! I just picked it up and it went off, HONEST!"

Chix bites his thumb at thee 286,539 61
04/07/2007 06:51 PM

"GAH! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/07/2007 08:39 PM

Playing with myself? Or masturbating?

Because there is a difference.

I have no friends, so I have to play war and baseball all by myself.

Tag is easier, though.

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,200 34
04/07/2007 08:45 PM

Depends on what you call 'base'.

Also, whether no tag-backs is in effect.

I may be overthinking Dogs' situation, just a tad.

21 Prams 80,728 42
04/09/2007 12:43 AM

I'd say, "why don't you take a picture? I will last longer..."

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
04/09/2007 01:21 AM

Talk to me!