KChikita - Easter Zombie 128,316 98
04/11/2007 01:44 AM

"NO NO NO! I WANT TO BE THE ONLY DANCER ON-STAGE! WAAAAAAAH!!"

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/11/2007 01:45 AM

"Whammo Japan recalls its Jagged Metal Funtime Slip-and-Slide."

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/11/2007 01:45 AM

The people around her look like they're separated into two groups. The ones on the right, who like her and want to help her up and the people on her left, who hate her and seem to be celebrating her fall.

Chit 178,781 15
04/11/2007 01:49 AM

It's difficult to be dainty with size 14 feet.

Aphrodite 2,261 13
04/11/2007 01:55 AM

My Gawd!!! That girl on the right needs a sandwich. Now!

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/11/2007 01:58 AM

The model later died of internal bleeding, but thankfully she was a woman, so no one in her country misses her.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/11/2007 02:03 AM

If her feet had been bound, none of this would have happened.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
04/11/2007 02:07 AM

If her feet had been round, well... she'd have some round feet, that's for sure.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
04/11/2007 02:22 AM

Too bad she did'nt have bigger boobs, she could have saved her face from that collision.

MilkSoda 150 11
04/11/2007 02:27 AM

"Don't hurt the stairs!!"

Chit 178,781 15
04/11/2007 02:32 AM

Momoko Fujiko, COME ON DOWN!

Thud 68,497 19
04/11/2007 02:35 AM

The English-Japanese translation book didn't quite get the concept of "stage dive" correct.

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
04/11/2007 03:13 AM

Where's the projectile Shakespeare?

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2007 03:34 AM

"Nice ass"

The Keifers 2 6
04/11/2007 03:59 AM

Another great step in Women's rights...

Blue Jean Baby 47,787 51
04/11/2007 04:25 AM

People on the right: Yea, drop her here, hahaha! Now that funny!

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/11/2007 05:01 AM

<action>hugs Roofie</action> ROOFIE!!!

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/11/2007 05:02 AM

D'oh. Sorry, I kinda yelled in your ear there.

Dianada 57,835 109
04/11/2007 05:08 AM

<action>pushes Frat away from Roofie's general vicinity</action>
Please don't touch the Roofie.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/11/2007 05:12 AM

That was mean.

Dianada 57,835 109
04/11/2007 05:15 AM

<Action>puts dark aviator sunglasses on, folds arms in front of her</action>
You wanna make something of it?

Thud 68,497 19
04/11/2007 05:18 AM

<action>grabs popcorn and beer</action>
This should be interesting.

TCameron 42 7
04/11/2007 05:38 AM

Sake it to me.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/11/2007 06:14 AM

Clickies to TCameron!

Us old-timers can appreciate that joke on a variety of levels.

Well done, sir/madam.

Phla Sucks. No, not like that. 131,068 34
04/11/2007 06:20 AM

Meh. I've seen flatter.

Pumpkin Noggin is not paraskevidekatriaphobic 56,642 8
04/11/2007 01:48 PM

Me so crumsy, Me so crumsy Me so crumsy, me farr a rong time

Chix wore his kilt today. 286,539 61
04/11/2007 01:58 PM

People on right: Ta Daaaaaaaa!

People on reft: Very good. Bravo!

Just Plain Straw 98,000 37
04/11/2007 02:03 PM

Daisypie, you mean GAB old timers or just old timers in general?

As an old timer in general, I appreciate one level of the joke - the reference to Laugh In. I just wondered if there was a GAB level to the joke.

Fratberry 283,018 53
04/11/2007 02:04 PM

You wanna make something of it?

I already did. I'll get something to clean that up.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
04/11/2007 02:04 PM

D'as a goo' farr!

Coldglow 11 6
04/11/2007 03:04 PM

Redbull gives your wings? Bull$hit!

Crackalack! 68,758 11
04/11/2007 03:05 PM

Another example of when using the "penguin slide" is a bad idea.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
04/11/2007 03:14 PM

You have dishonored the pageant. You must commit hari kari.
But first you must let businessman drink endangered tiger penis tea and have sex with you.

Pumpkin Noggin is not paraskevidekatriaphobic 56,642 8
04/11/2007 03:27 PM

A-one and A-two, Tappity Tappity Tap, tappity tappity THUD BASH BANG BIFF BOUNCE BUMP BASH OWWIE

Chit 178,781 15
04/11/2007 03:32 PM

Herrow out there in terrevision-rand!

And Welcome to Geisha Bowl!

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
04/11/2007 03:47 PM

5 birthday cakes!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
Ooof!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
04/11/2007 10:51 PM

She nailed the landing!

TomServo 3,759 7
04/12/2007 02:01 PM

Yashimara's patented nose dive 360 with faceplant won the stunt portion of the pageant hands down.

tuituiman 175 7
04/12/2007 11:17 PM

Now where the hell is that contact lens? Come on guys, help me would ya!

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
04/12/2007 11:30 PM

The First Step is the only one you have to do perfectly, Fumiko!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
04/13/2007 12:16 AM

She must have tripped over the hidden message from ZUG.com.

Thrakkorzog 360 7
04/13/2007 12:29 AM

Actually, the way her right hand is trapped under her like that it looks like she may just be furiously masturbating, and coming to a particularly vicious climax.

Mee-the-Dwarf 11 8
04/13/2007 02:17 AM

"She's down, she's down! Now, everyone, quickly find a hole and plug it!"

Aphrodite 2,261 13
04/13/2007 04:12 AM

When Japanese air sex goes horribly wrong.

TCameron 42 7
04/14/2007 05:19 AM

Kamikaze!

MarsMetro 61 8
04/17/2007 11:43 PM

OK...Who's the wise ass who said this was an escalator!!!

Pubah, In the Morning 56,805 18
04/17/2007 11:56 PM

"Can't blame it on the dress being too long..."

The name's RookWood, Mr. RookWood 5,469 7
04/18/2007 12:06 AM

*Hello, floor.

Cranky 571 8
04/18/2007 09:08 PM

When Kyoto had her unfortunate accident the other dancers were evenly divided between those eager to help her up and those applauding her spectacular display of clumsiness. It was no surprise when it was discovered that someone smeared slippery wasabi paste on the bottom of Kyoto's shoes for she made more than a few enemies with her diva behavior.

Equally unsurprising were the sudden, unexpected and exceedingly violent deaths of all the dancers on the left for Kyoto was, indeed, one evil b!tch.

ChevyHuny 92 6
04/19/2007 07:32 AM

Whats up with the anorexic stick on the right?

The Dancing Pickle 266 6
04/22/2007 08:50 PM

"Sadly, Lily's interpretation of the 'slide' pengiun from Fight Club ended in tragedy."

Pram (now with more pudding!) 80,728 42
04/23/2007 04:50 AM

Asian breakneckdancing.

TomServo 3,759 7
04/24/2007 02:53 PM

Well and awful lot is often lost in translation

astark08 45 6
04/26/2007 02:58 AM

Upskirt shot?

Stacy420 75 7
04/30/2007 06:28 PM

This is what happens when gravity unexpectedly goes over there. ->

...I believe that look on her face is the floor smelling bad.

Stacy420 75 7
04/30/2007 06:28 PM

...must be the ADIDAS. c.c

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/30/2007 06:33 PM

In Korea, we call this dance "The Wolm"!

DreadedMama 9 6
04/30/2007 10:19 PM

Realizing she has a problem, Amelia Bedelia enrolls in AA. Three Martinis, seven Cosmopolitans and two White Russians later, she literally falls down the 12 Steps.