My GAB/Lost Dream
A comedy conversation
by UnderWhere?  99,723  76
04/14/2007 05:36 PM 164 views
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Last night I dreamed that I was Juliette from the TV show Lost. I was working for Al, and he was some sort of big boss guy - I'm not sure exactly what he did, but he was really important. I know this because he had a huge black chair that he sat in that had an intercom built into the armrest. I was his secretary.
Every day at lunchtime, he would make me drive an hour to this special Korean Restaurant to get a sammich. I would get there, and then PICK OUT A LITTLE KITTEN to have the chef skin and filet and put in between two hunks of bread. All of the kittens were very, very cute and they were grey with black stripes, like a tiger. When they were cooked, the meat looked like slices of chicken, only grey with black stripes. It was very disturbing imagery, only made worse because there were also sprouts in the sammich.
Most of the dream was about me going to get the sammich, and trying to decide which kitten to kill each day. Though at the end of the dream, I also had to help Al design a new proposal for a client, which involved selecting materials and plants to use in landscaping the backyard. We chose large red/orange pieces of flagstone, and there were lots of water features all over the place. At night, I snuck out and had anal sex with Spicey on the flagstones, and he skinned his knees.
The end.
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Hilarious
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Hilarious
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,085  13
04/14/2007 06:03 PM
Were you fat in the dream?
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Hilarious
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/14/2007 06:13 PM
sprouts? I hate those Frost-ing things.
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Funny
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Nachos Mengele 57,478 23
04/14/2007 06:14 PM
I was working for Al, and he was some sort of big boss guy - I'm not sure exactly what he did, but he was really important. I know this because he had a huge black chair that he sat in that had an intercom built into the armrest.
I'm guessing Triad Boss.
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Straw+ 95,470 36
04/14/2007 08:39 PM
I had a dream last night where I had assisted Pumpkin in performing some sort of heist. We hung out in a hotel room with some other GABbers, Trae was the only one I remember, and waited for everything to calm down before we took off with the money.
At some point, for some reason, I developed a conscious and wondered if I should turn Pumpkin in. Then I realized that since I aided him, I could go to jail too. Even if I plea bargained by throwing him under the bus, I'd still have a record. Since I didn't want to lose my little girl, I decided to suck it up and help him get away with it.
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Funny
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Phuc 237,453 20
04/15/2007 08:30 PM
"You have our gratitude!"
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Funny
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
04/15/2007 08:53 PM
At night, I snuck out and had anal sex with Spicey on the flagstones, and he skinned his knees.
Then she kissed by booboo and made it all better.
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Chuckleworthy
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
04/16/2007 02:49 PM
Well, it is smarter than the average bear.
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Max Powers 68,757 11
04/16/2007 03:13 PM
Meh. Needed more sex.
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