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It has been approximately one year since I started at my current job, so some of my coworkers took me out for lunch to a nice restaurant (it turns out I don't enjoy eating octopus as much as I enjoy ordering octopus).
The topic of conversation was primarily poop. You see, one of my coworkers owns a house in the bad part of town. (Well, the good part of town if you need to be within hollering distance of prostitutes at all times). Apparently there have been two instances where someone has pooped on his garage door at night. Two. One time, he found a bladder-bag full of urine on his lawn. Not knowing what to do, he called the City, which sent a firetruck to remove the "hazardous waste."
Anyway, my point is, we were in a nice restaurant. It was full of lots of classy business people, like my coworkers. There was sophisticated and witty conversation taking place, mostly about poop.
At one point I went to the washroom. There was a man on his knees, digging around in the toilet. Apparently he was a restaurant employee, although I'm hoping he wasn't the cook. He turned to me and asked in a heavy Greek accent, "Why do people always try to flush their underwear down the toilet?"
I stood there for a couple of minutes, but I couldn't come up with an answer.
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Captain Skippy 41,253  13
04/18/2007 07:58 PM
Sorry about that, I got a little bit of bad fish at lunch and it ran straight through me. I thought it was best to go command than to wear them and stink up the place.
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A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
04/18/2007 08:00 PM
That made me laugh very hard, I don't know why, but it did.
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A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
04/18/2007 08:00 PM
(I mean BobJohnson's post).
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Chit 178,781 15
04/18/2007 08:05 PM
"Why do people always try to flush their underwear down the toilet?"
I blame CSI
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2007 08:20 PM
(I mean BobJohnson's post).
We knew what you meant.
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
04/18/2007 08:28 PM
This story reminds me of a song.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/18/2007 08:30 PM
and that song would be?
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gorckat is a lot easier to read than pig latin 41,132 13
04/18/2007 08:30 PM
Why flush underwear?
Choose one:
A) Second date with a fairly attractive guy who went commando.
B) Second date with a fairly attractive guy whose underwear, laying on the floor, looks like a spilled pint of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey.
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Pumpkin Noggin -now available for parties 56,642 8
04/18/2007 09:12 PM
hell, I'm still trying to figure out how someone Shakespeares ON a Garage door.
Explosive diarrhea or what?
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Chit 178,781 15
04/18/2007 09:53 PM
"Why do people always try to flush their underwear down the toilet?"
I just thought it was all a part of the whole "Greek" experience!
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Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
04/18/2007 09:58 PM
This story reminds me of a song.
The one with the power? The power of the voodoo? You do? Remind you of the song?
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The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
04/18/2007 09:59 PM
"Why do people always try to flush their underwear down the toilet?"
Because it won't fit through the sink drain, DUH.
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The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
04/19/2007 01:53 AM
He turned to me and asked in a heavy Greek accent, "Why do people always try to flush their underwear down the toilet?"
You might think of responding next time, "Sir, even though it is an extreme breach of etiquette to speak to a Space Admiral directly, especially one who is holding his penis in his hand, I will still endeavour to answer your query as soon as I shake off. Now, simply by using my Tramalfadorian reverse-time occulator, I may peer into the not too distant past and discover why a pair of 'tighty whities' were left clogging your porcelain fixture. Ah. I see the problem. It might be wise to always keep the toilet paper rolls stocked with toilet paper. Good day sir."
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Humphrey 51,764 12
04/19/2007 06:48 AM
Bad Moussaka?
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Dead Batteries in Jep's Vibe 2,533 9
04/19/2007 08:09 AM
I liked Sage better when we all thought he was dead and he didn't post.
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TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
04/24/2007 07:30 PM
and that song would be?
The theme to Miami Vice.
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