Chance- Not a fire crotch! 171,275 14
04/26/2007 03:22 PM

the best sexy I've ever had

You bringing sexy back to Trae?

Max Powers 68,758 11
04/26/2007 03:23 PM

Ok here goes...

I was booty called last night. After it was all said and done she he remarked "Wow, that was the best sexy I've ever had... well at least in the last 2 years."


discusting.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/26/2007 03:24 PM

Damnit, I meant sex, not sexy. What the hell, I sound like a cheap asian hooker.

Nachos Mengele 57,521 23
04/26/2007 03:25 PM

So it's now a recorded fact that the homeless only get laid once every two years?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/26/2007 03:26 PM

I've had sex more frequently than that.

Chance- Not a fire crotch! 171,275 14
04/26/2007 03:28 PM

Yeah with a man cause YOURE GAY!

*Pulls socks up her cankles and stomps off*

Chit 178,781 15
04/26/2007 03:30 PM

"Wow, that was the best sexy I've ever had."


What, did you Frost Borat or something?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/26/2007 03:30 PM

I was booty called last night.

The sheer thought of someone expending energy to dial you makes me wonder if this person has ever heard of "self esteem".

After it was all said and done...

The thought of her (him?) pulling back after "finishing you off", disappointed and unfulfilled, curdles the milk in my tea.

...she remarked "Wow, that was the best sexy I've ever had... well at least in the last 2 years."

Ah. "She". Ok.

"Sexy"? Did you do it with Borat?

Chance- Not a fire crotch! 171,275 14
04/26/2007 03:32 PM

HA HA!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/26/2007 03:32 PM

What, did you Frost Borat or something?

No, his sister. Number 1 prostitute.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
04/26/2007 03:34 PM

Chit!

Bread and Butter!

Marjod 1,942 9
04/26/2007 03:35 PM

I Frosted up the only booty call I ever had.

So I show up at her friends place, where there was a party. After a couple of hours, instead of taking her to my place, I take her to the bathroom and proceeded to tell her that I liked her.

Yeah...she almost punched me in my retreating Jimmy Junk. She ended up with my friends brother....the whore...

Pumpkin Noggin -now available for parties 56,642 8
04/26/2007 03:36 PM

"Wow, that was the best sexy I've ever had... well at least in the last 2 years."

One word: SARCASM
you should loook it up some time.

Chix Raises His Kilt At Thee 286,539 61
04/26/2007 03:37 PM

Ok here goes...

I was booty called last night. After it was all said and done she remarked "Wow, that was the best sexy I've ever had... well at least in the last 2 years." I think I'll start another desparate "story" about how females want me in an attempt to deflect the avalanche of evidence that I smoke pole.


discuss.

Chit 178,781 15
04/26/2007 03:39 PM

Chit!

Bread and Butter!


Niiiiiice!!!

High-five!

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 03:44 PM

I was booty called last night.

So how is Werehamster these days?

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 03:46 PM

I was booty called last night.

I think what you mean is that once she sobered up enough to get her vision back, she decided she never wanted to see you again. Then she became a lesbian.

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/26/2007 03:47 PM

Wait, threw yourself under a bus? How Frost-ing fat was she that you would call her a bus?

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 03:47 PM

Now that we've discussed it, can you throw yourself under a bus? Because really, that's the only reason I clicked on this thread.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 03:48 PM

Oh, Foye!!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/26/2007 03:51 PM

She wasn't fat at all but I felt like I waShakespeare by a train when we were through. Good times.

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/26/2007 03:53 PM

Sounds like you got tag teamed by fat bitches, trains and buses have no business in the bedroom.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 03:55 PM

I'm afraid Skippy's bedroom is a "No Pedestrian" area.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/26/2007 03:56 PM

Is it possible to be tag teamed by fatties? The mechanics involved in compressing two masses that close together is mind boggling.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 03:57 PM

It almost sounds like you've never been to a GAB gathering.

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/26/2007 03:58 PM

According to the porn sites under my favorites, it is possible Skippy.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 03:59 PM

Also according to any photo of Taco's boobs being squashed together.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/26/2007 04:08 PM

She's not that big. I was able to walk after she got off my lap.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 04:13 PM

Seeing as how you're a Poe vegetarian, that says a lot about how much she weighs.

Bones 80,728 42
04/26/2007 04:36 PM

<action>re-enacts the call</action>I was booty called last night.

*ring, ring*

Skippy: "Hello?"

Caller: "BOOTY!!!"

*click*

This Taco's being Crunched by the Gears of War! 61,976 36
04/26/2007 04:37 PM

The title of this thread and the actual outcome of it is the most disappointing sequence ever.

I'm a size 10. I have a big ass but I'm not obese like Skippy tries to convey.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
04/26/2007 04:51 PM

Actually I said you weren't that big.

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
04/26/2007 05:07 PM

So who's up for an arousing game of Touch Taco's Tatas?

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
04/26/2007 05:07 PM

Like fine watermelons.

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
04/26/2007 05:09 PM

So skip, did she ride your train? Choochoo!

Come on ride the train hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train woo woo hey
Ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train
Woo woo hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train
It's the choo choo ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train it's the choo choo train
Come on ride the train it's the choo choo
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I think I can, I think I can
I think I can, I think I can

Chance- Not a fire crotch! 171,275 14
04/26/2007 05:11 PM

Bones re-enacts the call
4/26/2007 3:36 pm
I was booty called last night.

*ring, ring*

Skippy: "Hello?"

Caller: "BOOTY!!!"

*click*

Damn Pram, that was pretty funny. Seriously I just shot water out of my nose onto my monitor.

Tweak 18,881 12
04/26/2007 05:13 PM

It pains me greatly to say it, but I agree.

Phuc 237,919 21
04/26/2007 07:34 PM

Pram is now cooler than Skippy.

Ooooh! It's raining pork chops!!!

Chance- Not a fire crotch! 171,275 14
04/26/2007 07:50 PM

Prams the man!

Chix Raises His Kilt At Thee 286,539 61
04/26/2007 07:59 PM

I'm not believing I just 5 clicked Pram.

Thud 68,497 19
04/26/2007 11:37 PM

I five orbed him too. Strangely, I don't even feel ashamed of it.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
04/27/2007 03:42 AM

So, anyways, to more important pressing matters.

What about Taco's Boobies? I don't seem to remember, maby a picture or ten might help matters.

Millie 116,988 28
04/27/2007 06:06 AM

It's kind of sad that the fact that someone wanted to have sex with you and apparently enjoyed it is such a rare occurance that you feel the need to share it with us.

Master Shake 80,728 42
04/28/2007 06:54 AM

They didn't have sex with him;

He had sex with them.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
04/28/2007 07:04 AM

I'm suing this thread's title for false advertising.

Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
04/28/2007 07:06 AM

How did Skippy go down on the fat broad?


He pulled back the rolls of fat until he smelled Shakespeare and then backed up one....