TempusFugit 5,772 10
05/02/2007 04:48 PM

Flowers and KY is better than Duct Tape and KY.

Pumpkin Noggin -now available for parties 56,642 8
05/02/2007 04:50 PM

Baby food, Milk, box of condoms and a home pregnancy test.

Clerk rang through the baby food and milk, asked "how old is your baby?" then hit the pregnancy test with "OH....more on the way?" When she got to the condoms "Um....I guess none after that, huh?"

This Taco's being Crunched by the Gears of War! 61,976 36
05/02/2007 04:51 PM

Three ice packs, toy handcuffs, chocolate, lube, film, and electrical tape. The first three were a present, the lube was mine, the electrical tape and the film was for camping that weekend.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
05/02/2007 04:53 PM

OH BOY! I hope I get ice packs for my birthday!

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/02/2007 04:55 PM

Two pornos and a "How to" manual on masturbation.


It was for a friend I swear.

Chix 286,539 61
05/02/2007 04:57 PM

Tights. My size.

Skippy and I aren't even close, I swear.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/02/2007 04:58 PM

Hot dogs and ketchup.



What? The ketchup was for a zombie costume!

astark08 45 6
05/02/2007 05:02 PM

Last weekend, this is true, I bought 12 Trojan condoms and 4 Snicker's Marathon Bars. The condoms were for...well you know and the Marathon Bars I eat before I work out....or have sex.

Cone Bold Stikini 62,262 18
05/02/2007 05:08 PM

I once bought condoms and lightbulbs. It was a very practical trip; the lightbulb in the kitchen had burnt out and I needed to seduce some boy so he'd change it for me and I planned on having sex that weekend.

For some reason, though, my friends made fun of me a lot for buying nothing but lightbulbs and condoms.

Chix 286,539 61
05/02/2007 05:10 PM

All you have to do to have sex with SCB is change her lightbulbs?!! What do you get for unclogging a toilet?

I build decks, you know.

Cone Bold Stikini 62,262 18
05/02/2007 05:14 PM

Sorry Chix, I actually can change my own light bulbs and it will not help anyone get in my pants.

But tell me more about these decks you build?

Captain Skippy, the new Pram 41,253 13
05/02/2007 05:26 PM

Chix, I'm still waiting for that movie date you promised me.

Speaking of dates, Trae still owes me some falafel.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/02/2007 05:47 PM

Trae ain't been on lately. Must've found a new OTL.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
05/02/2007 06:20 PM

Preperation H, a bag of ice, and a mellon baller.

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
05/02/2007 09:09 PM

136 door knobs and a quart of crisco

Smokatronic 2,388 9
05/02/2007 09:13 PM

I am again reminded of the dangers of drinking any beverage while reading a Trixxie post. I will now go home and change.

Pumpkin Noggin -now available for parties 56,642 8
05/02/2007 09:15 PM

And NEVER EVER read them while chewing gum.....it's very hard on the sinus.

Robin® 14,626 10
05/02/2007 09:20 PM

Condoms, beef jerky, and batteries.
We were going camping.

Moist.Pork. 5,469 7
05/02/2007 09:40 PM

Why do 'weird' purchases always include condoms? Frankly I think you should stop being embarassed about getting Frosted.

Also, a purchase of whipped cream cheese, a piantball gun, three quarts of lamp oil, a package of plastic zip ties, a bottle of Nair, six Twix bars, brown shoe polish and a kiddie pool make for some interesting looks at WalMart.

Robin® 14,626 10
05/02/2007 09:43 PM

SR still won't buy the condoms.

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
05/02/2007 10:56 PM

A KitchenAid mixer, a box of Cascade Complete dishwasher detergent, and a box of .306 shells.

This Taco's being Crunched by the Gears of War! 61,976 36
05/02/2007 11:20 PM

OH BOY! I hope I get ice packs for my birthday!

It's what he wanted. Something about explosives, I didn't ask.

yorkydee 709 9
05/03/2007 01:05 AM

Well, it wasn't a purchase but my 14 yr old niece went with me to the store. She disappeared. A few minutes later I hear my name called over the store loud speaker. The little idiot stole Pearl Drops Toothpaste and a package of condoms.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
05/03/2007 04:30 AM

A car jack, a tire repair kit, condoms, liquid hand soap and a bottle of water.

Rupert Pupkin 40 6
05/03/2007 01:29 PM

Can of fava beans, and a bottle of chianti.

Fratberry 283,018 53
05/03/2007 01:41 PM

Unusual purchases? Why yes, as a matter of fact...

turtle10 42,578 26
05/03/2007 01:53 PM

I bought Prank the Monkey, and What to Expect When Expecting at the same time.

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/03/2007 01:54 PM

I gave you some more pity clicks, Fratberry.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/03/2007 02:01 PM

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
05/03/2007 05:19 PM

5 boxes of ammo, red panties and matching bra, 2 bottles of water, KY jelly, and a bore brush (clickies if you know what that is and can imagine the look on the check out girl's face at Wal Mart).

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/03/2007 05:31 PM

Got to keep your gun clean when you plan on firing it with nothing but bra and panties on.


Nice visual.

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
05/03/2007 05:36 PM

Should have just got CLP, lubes just as good as the KY but also prevents corrosion.

gotta say the wierdest look I got was Tampons, a Maxim, and chocolate syrup

Moist.Pork. 5,469 7
05/03/2007 05:51 PM

It's more fun to just Frost with store employees...

Walk up holding two or three ski/paintball masks and ask their opinion on which one covers more distinguishing features of your face.

Then nonchalantly ask where they keep the ammunition and or blow torches.

Pram- shaken, not Lila 80,728 42
05/03/2007 10:57 PM

Handwarmers, condoms, and a bible.

Thud 68,497 19
05/03/2007 11:52 PM

Baby food and a three pack of coathangers.