Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
05/03/2007 08:04 PM

You know, it's fairly ironic when I have the tendancy to think that something like that is either dangerous or stupid, yet I screw around with street luges and jump on broken glass barefoot.


looks like fun though.

Chance- Not a fire crotch! 171,275 14
05/03/2007 08:05 PM

Thats one dong shaft?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!

There's no such user as SHP 181,795 70
05/03/2007 09:02 PM

Now, not only do I fear escalators, but suspension bridges as well.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
05/03/2007 09:14 PM

I dont tend to mind going over bridges, but this one gives me the willies every time.



Another view.





It is extra scary when you know what happend to the old Sunshine Skyway Bridge.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
05/03/2007 09:16 PM

Would it be wrong to set up a betting pool on how long it would take before somebody gets killed?

Fratberry 283,018 53
05/03/2007 09:32 PM

Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with meeeeeeee

Pram- shaken, not Lila 80,728 42
05/03/2007 09:43 PM

"hee hee hee, I am going to hit that guy in the nads!"

The High Priestess, quitely surpassing 10,000 58,948 29
05/03/2007 11:55 PM

I Frost-ing hate that bridge Shemp. I was driving across it in high winds once, and I swear the suspention wires were going to snap off and I would plunge to my death. And it looks like there is almost no gaurd rail on the far right lanes. It gives the illiusion of driving on the edge of a cliff at 70 mph.

A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
05/04/2007 12:46 AM

"Hey Moses, I think you did it wrong."

syncope 49,019 14
05/04/2007 05:22 AM

Raiden runs a discount log flume?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
05/04/2007 01:05 PM

Getting to terminal E is just insane anymore.

Pumpkin Noggin -now available for parties 56,642 8
05/04/2007 03:36 PM

Next Asshore who sing "Low low low ya Boat" get this stuck shove up ass undahstan?

Chit 178,781 15
05/04/2007 03:44 PM

When the rog roll over we will die, we will die...

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/04/2007 04:54 PM

Ok, we are experiencing some turbulents so our servers will discontinue beverage distribution until the ride smooths out. Sorry for the inconvenience.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/04/2007 05:01 PM

In this scene from Star Trek 12: The Search for Sulu, Sulu's family creates a human chain in an attempt to rescue Kirk from a giant water fall on Sulu's home planet of Ching-Chan-Ming-Swa.

Chix 286,539 61
05/04/2007 05:07 PM

Apparently, tourist safety laws are a bit lax once you step out of the states.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
05/04/2007 05:13 PM

This is the cover of I.P. Freeley's new novel. "The Yellow River"

Pumpkin Noggin -now available for parties 56,642 8
05/04/2007 05:30 PM

For Asian tourists on the cheap, the reenactment of "Washington Crossing the Delaware" wasn't exactly what they expected.

Cranky 571 8
05/04/2007 06:24 PM

No matter how many times I see it, the Havana to Miami funeral procession still managed to take my breath away.

*sigh*

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
05/04/2007 09:05 PM

I Frost-ing hate that bridge Shemp. I was driving across it in high winds once, and I swear the suspention wires were going to snap off and I would plunge to my death. And it looks like there is almost no gaurd rail on the far right lanes. It gives the illiusion of driving on the edge of a cliff at 70 mph.



Heh yep Priestess, I always drive on the inside lane. Hoping that ten extra feet would help.

Frickindeal 348 8
05/05/2007 04:59 AM

Disney Japan's "Huckleberry Finn - The Ride" opened Friday to a lukewarm reception from businessmen unaccustomed to Gen-X-style "extreme sports".

Sakon 595 9
05/05/2007 05:50 AM

unfortunetly no one realized that they wern't getting off until they were smashed into the oncomming rocks by the raging rapids till after they had aready gotten on.

SnipeZC 40 6
05/05/2007 08:52 PM

As the Raiden impersonators desperately try to avoid rocks the lonesome retarded asian in the back yells "BONZAI"

ChevyHuny 92 6
05/08/2007 04:04 AM

China's new aqua aerobics classes went into full force this summer.

12th Planet 53 8
05/08/2007 06:21 AM

OK you wetbacks, once we cross the Rio Grande, it's every man for himself...And by the way, next week Mexico becomes a part of the United States, so you can all take the "Grayhound bus" next time...

MarsMetro 61 8
05/08/2007 06:50 AM

"Hey! You on the first raft! You wanta stop this freaken ride! I gotta take a pee and I don't want my wife on the raft behind me sprayed."
"Too bad Jerk off, do you see any brakes on these rafts? And your lucky you don't have to take a crap..."

ZombieCon 533 8
05/08/2007 07:02 AM

Sure, riding the world's most unsafe raft, down strong currents and around pointy rocks is dangerous. But it's a little less dangerous when you're wearing a life jacket.

Marjod 1,942 9
05/08/2007 04:03 PM

Remain standing, please!

Permanecer de pie por favor!

Loopy. Just Loopy. 6,902 12
05/08/2007 05:02 PM

a three hour tour
a three hour tour

briPod 0 6
05/10/2007 05:37 PM

Hey, wouldn't it be easier if you paddled downstream?

TCameron 42 7
05/11/2007 12:38 AM

"I didn't know waiting in line was part of the ride!"

Shiggety 2,286 7
05/11/2007 12:41 AM

"Want to build a tourist trap? Home Depot. You can do it, we can help."

KChikita - Carrying a raspberry 128,316 98
05/11/2007 12:43 AM

"We're leavin' on a craaaaaazy traaaaain!"

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
05/11/2007 02:29 PM

When asked if they would rather scale a wooden bridge in the middle of deadly rapids or receive free passes to the latest Lindsay Lohan movie this group obviously made the right choice.

12th Planet 53 8
05/15/2007 02:42 AM

Hey! We got enough Mexicans on this Disney ride to make a John Wayne "Alamo" movie...

Mercjack 119 7
05/16/2007 12:04 AM

hey there is a 7-11! , i want to buy some water

PedroDos 3 6
05/16/2007 07:19 PM

An outstanding start for the Kowloon Haiku Team at the 35th Annual James Dickey Poetry Slam!

CarloTheMan 32 10
05/18/2007 07:46 PM

'Lemmings' fans gone bad.

Victopher 20 7
05/20/2007 03:04 AM

Nobody mentioned to the forman that they were building the bridge down the river instead of across it.