Sharri 14,124 11
05/04/2007 02:35 PM

After noticing the parental advisory, explicit lyrics, I told him that I was afraid it'd scar my soul* and sent them packing in the gorgeous Mustang.

After heading back to my car, a blue collar worker (I like a man who can use his hands) rolled down his window and shouted "You go Girl!" That, I'd hit, proverbially of course.


*No, I am not really that uptight*

Rene 1,810 11
05/04/2007 02:42 PM

<action>prepares for end of dry spell</action>

What exit was that?

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/04/2007 03:07 PM

Sharri, once in the Air Force, you will beating the guys of with a stick, I would say with your M16 rifle, but I don't think they allow Air Force to play with weapons.

Just Plain Straw 98,000 37
05/04/2007 03:08 PM

Man, it's probably a good thing I don't have tetris on my phone. I'd be wasting my day with that Shakespeare instead of the internet.

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/04/2007 03:09 PM

They have tetris on the internet.

Sharri 14,124 11
05/04/2007 03:14 PM

I like that idea Foye, but I am thinking they're all gouing to be young whippersnappers and I don't do immature.

Maybe I'll hold out for an Army man. When are you getting back?

And by the way, screw you. I will learn to shoot them, just won't be issued one.

Just Plain Straw 98,000 37
05/04/2007 03:14 PM

You better not link to it, Foye. I'm serious. If I'm playing tetris, I don't have time to take pics of my boobies.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/04/2007 03:14 PM

I don't think they allow Air Force to play with weapons.

heh

Sharri 14,124 11
05/04/2007 03:17 PM

I don't do immature.

Ha ha ha. I almost kept a straight face. Oh boy. I guess I will have fun after all. Bring it on boys.

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/04/2007 03:19 PM

<action>doesn't link to tetris</action>

Sharri, all you will have to do is walk near an Army base and you will feel like a celebrity.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/04/2007 03:25 PM

Don't make the mistake of walking by a naval base though, those surly sailors don't like women coming between them and their man meat.

Max Powers 68,758 11
05/04/2007 03:27 PM

<action> buys a new mustang</action>

Sharri 14,124 11
05/04/2007 03:34 PM

<action>puts on CBG's</action> I'll test that theory and let you know Foye.

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
05/04/2007 05:54 PM

those surly sailors...manmeat


How would you knBLAM

TheZog 412 9
05/04/2007 07:11 PM

<action>phases in and out very quickly.</action>
That's a warthog Skippy. The Marines blow things up in those. At least get your service branches right, even if you do not know fat from skinny.

Marjod 1,942 9
05/04/2007 08:05 PM

Just the other I was rolling up on Jo-Ann's, (craft & hobby type store for the ladies), in search of sandpaper. I thought to myself that the parking lot contained nothing but mini-vans and SUVs.

I then went in and confirmed my suspicions; nothing but soccer-moms for as far as the eye could see.

So Jo-Ann's is a great place to get you a MILF.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/04/2007 08:16 PM

So Jo-Ann's is a great place to get you a MILF.

I went into one of them stores once with a list of Shakespeare to get for my wife (because after almost 18 years with this woman, my masculinity is as solid as my gut is soft). I felt the need to act ten times as dumb as I already am and just axed the lady behind the counter, "Where can I git me summa dis here stuffie-stuff, Miss Lady?" so that I woudn't have to spend any time walking around that place.

It's not that it's gay-ifying in any way--it's just so deadly boring that I was afraid that if I had stayed there a minute longer than I have, alien pods would have reduced me to dust and put a simulacrum in my place.

Just Plain Straw 98,000 37
05/04/2007 08:34 PM

On the few occasions that I've needed to go in there for some item, and my small child was in there with me, you can damn well bet I'd be asking someone where that item is rather than go up an down 20 frickin aisles trying to figure out their schizophrenic shelving system while trying to keep said child from picking up every single thing that passes within reach, 85% of which is breakable.

What will really get me losing my mind is when the employee whose help I solicited has no idea where the item is, and expects me to follow behind her at a crawl (giving Grabby Hands more opportunities) while she does the 20 aisle search herself.

Just Plain Straw 98,000 37
05/04/2007 08:38 PM

Wait, I just realized something. Jo-ann's isn't a craft/hobby store like Ben Franklins (which was what I was thinking of in my rant). Jo-ann's has sewing stuff.

It is entirely possible that MILFs frequent Ben Franklins, but going to Jo-ann's will only bag you a GILF.

Chix 286,539 61
05/04/2007 08:41 PM

Is this thread about the clitoris?

This Taco's being Crunched by the Gears of War! 61,976 36
05/04/2007 08:44 PM

I got to Jo-Anns all the time. In a few minutes I'm going in to throw my sewing machine at an old lady and say, "fix it."

Millie 116,988 28
05/05/2007 03:46 AM

What? I LOVE Jo-Ann's!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
05/05/2007 03:53 AM

She likes yours, too.

Millie 116,988 28
05/05/2007 04:16 AM

You bet your ass she does.

dinesh 24,862 16
05/05/2007 06:05 AM

i'm confused. are you back from vacation, sharri?

Sharri 14,124 11
05/05/2007 10:11 PM

I'm back, did you miss me?

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
05/06/2007 03:46 AM

Looks like he missed you like the desert misses the rain.

dinesh 24,862 16
05/06/2007 05:24 AM

Shakespeare, now i have that Frost-ing earworm going on. and i only have the album version, which isn't as good as the radio mix. Frost!

Pubah, With Rosemary and Thyme 56,805 18
05/06/2007 10:46 PM

<action>Dosen't read the thread but comments anyway</action>Dating Hot Spot?
Surely she's talking about the vagina.

There is no hotter spot for a date.

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
05/07/2007 02:13 AM

You're welcome, dinesh!