Phla Sucks. No, not like that. 131,068 34
05/10/2007 02:23 AM

Can I see some ID?

McRib 13,155 9
05/10/2007 02:42 AM

The obvious solution is to get her down to the lunch room and slice her belly open in front of all the other students so they can all see what the large intestine look like. Students learn much better with visual aides.

Chit 178,781 15
05/10/2007 03:28 AM

What the hell have you done with dfacekilla1 & 2 damnit?

This Taco's being Crunched by the Gears of War! 61,976 36
05/10/2007 04:12 AM

My teacher for social studies,

Since you're done with social studies and onto history by 10th grade, I can deduce you're between 10 and 15 years of age, and way too Frost-ing young to be here.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
05/10/2007 04:29 AM

Underage people are ruining Gab.

'This is madness!' 'Madness? This. Is. BRIHAAAM!' 38,843 10
05/10/2007 04:48 AM

<action>points at dfacekilla and screeches at him a la "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"</action>

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/10/2007 06:37 AM

<action>sniffs the air</action>I smell no0b blood.

Napkin 30,762 12
05/10/2007 06:44 AM

What Taco said.

Get the Frost out of here.

No, I'm just kidding. Some of these guys are dicks. You can IM me at th3neomatrix, I'm not a dick. :)

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/10/2007 06:59 AM

Wasn't that chemistry exam the hardest ever guys? Mr. Jenkins is such a bitch.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
05/10/2007 09:43 AM

I know! In the middle of the test he ran out of the room, aggro'd a class full of senior physics student next door and got our whole class killed!

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
05/10/2007 10:03 AM

Lol, remember when there was a fire in the metal work room and we were evacuated in the middle of our physics exam? We all told each other how to do question 3b.

The thing about Lila is zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 286,539 61
05/10/2007 10:15 AM

420, you pull the fire alarm, right?

The thing about Lila is zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 286,539 61
05/10/2007 10:16 AM

....um, to get out of detention.

Since no school in it's right mind is still going at 4:20. Yeah.

Stone Cold Lilakini 62,262 18
05/10/2007 11:02 AM

Since you're done with social studies and onto history by 10th grade, I can deduce you're between 10 and 15 years of age, and way too Frost-ing young to be here.

In my high school, if you were of above average intelligence you took History Enriched, if you were average, you took History, and if you were borderline retarded, you took Social Studies.

I took History Enriched, cause I'm a huge Frost-ing geek fairly smart, and I would have no trouble believing this kid takes Social Studies.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/10/2007 11:22 AM

In my high school, if you were of above average intelligence you took History Enriched, if you were average, you took History, and if you were borderline retarded American, you took Social Studies.

Fixed.

Lila the bandwagon 45,655 12
05/10/2007 11:28 AM

"I've made two whole posts already and yet you've failed to notice my genius. I do think it is high-time for me to start my own thread wherein I will tell an anecdote about my prodigiously important school life - not only because my school life is so very relevant, it is, indeed, the very axis on which the relevance of your existence turns; but also because anecdotes based on my illustrious being hold within them the very essence of humor."

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/10/2007 11:31 AM

In my high school, if you were of above average intelligence you took History Enriched, if you were average, you took History, and if you were borderline retarded American, you took Social Studies.

Fixed.


I fail to see how that is any different.

Zach-a-mole 531 6
05/10/2007 11:41 AM

In my school, only 8th grade and down took Social Studies. Retards, I'm not so sure about.

The thing about Lila is zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 286,539 61
05/10/2007 11:46 AM

Fine, SCB. You've just insulted the worlds greatest superpower. Don't blame us if your two countries are soon driven into oh-yes-there-is- actually- another-North-American-"country" and declining-empire statis.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/10/2007 01:20 PM

Um, aren't they already at that status?

McPants looks good on the dancefloor 19,555 11
05/10/2007 01:34 PM

I fail to see how that is any different.

Oh my, a person living in Europe calling Americans stupid. How original. Say, I hear their president is somewhat on the dense side too. I wonder if there could be any jokes found there?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
05/10/2007 01:36 PM

The thing that bothers me the most is that he thinks General Lee crossed the Delaware to fight the Hessians.

General Lee was a car, not a boat.

Lila can suck my Straw 98,000 37
05/10/2007 01:39 PM

My 8th grade Social Studies teacher was really tall and had an odd voice that reminded me a lot of the way Kermit the Frog sounded in Muppets Take Manhattan when he had amnesia and became an ad exec named Phil.

I liked him alot because sometimes if he finished his lesson early, he'd let us go into the computer room next door and play video games.

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/10/2007 01:44 PM

I failed Social Studies.

Phuc 237,919 21
05/10/2007 01:46 PM

n my high school, if you were of above average intelligence you took History Enriched, if you were average, you took History, and if you were borderline retarded American, you took Social Studies.

Fixed.


I fail to see how that is any different.

Duh.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/10/2007 01:55 PM

General Lee was a car, not a boat.

I guess it's also a truck. My brother bought an older, rust-covered Ford Ranger for $500, pulled the cap off and sold that for a $100. Then he grabbed a can of orange house paint, and covered the entire teal blue body - rust and all - with it. Then using black spray paint, he stenciled "01" on both the doors and wrote "General Lee" on the front fender. Oh! He also bought one of those air horns that plays loud obnoxious redneck music when pressed. Of course he plays it nonstop. He brought it over last night to show it off.

He's still single, Taco.

Nachos is not a team player 57,521 23
05/10/2007 02:06 PM

Oh my, a person living in Europe calling Americans stupid. How original.

So types the Abba-loving, sauna-taking Swede. Probably while he was being whipped with a birch branch.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
05/10/2007 02:11 PM

In my high school, if you were of above average intelligence you took History Enriched, if you were average, you took History, and if you were borderline retarded, you took Social Studies.

Social Studies was a 6th grade class when I was in school.

Skoolz are get'n more dummer theez dayz.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/10/2007 02:12 PM

Oh my, a person living in Europe calling Americans stupid. How original.

Admit it. You're just angry because I made the joke first.


Besides, I'm Canadian, and lashing out at America is the only way we can feel validated as a country. Well, that and being good at hockey. And making delicious maple syrup. And having sex with moose, while covered in delicious maple syrup, on centre ice in a hockey arena, dressed as a Mountie, and listening to Bryan Adams and Celine Dion.

Wait, what was I talking about?

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
05/10/2007 02:21 PM

Rocks and trees and trees and rocks.

I'm hoping to make it to Canadia next year.

Lila the bandwagon 45,655 12
05/10/2007 02:28 PM

Does your life revolve around day-time science fiction shows?


Because that is totally hot.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/10/2007 03:47 PM

I got a picture of my brother's truck today with my cell phone from my car window. It was raining, but you can still see how gay super cool and classy it is. The air horn is on the roof of the truck, on the driver side.

Really, I have no idea why he can't get a girlfriend.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/10/2007 04:19 PM

I'm hoping to make it to Canadia next year.

If you do, go somewhere cool, like Vancouver or not Nova Scotia.

Unless you are a senior citizen. Then you'd love it. We have some truly amazing bingo halls.

Something..Lila..something..Straw 98,000 37
05/10/2007 04:21 PM

What's that written on the side next to the rear light?

This Taco's being Crunched by the Gears of War! 61,976 36
05/10/2007 04:23 PM

The Dukes. Duh.

KChikita - Carrying a raspberry 128,316 98
05/10/2007 04:49 PM

Taco's all over it!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
05/10/2007 06:12 PM

In the Earth schools I attended, Social Studies goes right to grade 12. There are separate streams for dumb kids and smart kids, of course, but both streams are called Social Studies.

What I'm trying to say is, I hate the new guy for different reasons than the rest of you.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/10/2007 06:28 PM

Ha Ha! I just took my first ride in the truck, and because of the rain, the orange paint was peeling right off. It looks like it's melting; my brother didn't use a primer. I told him if I ever win the lottery that I'd buy him a real General Lee and that helped his mood a bit. I still think he's going to cry though.

dfacekilla3 14 6
05/11/2007 01:09 AM

uh, uh yeah. they put me in the social studies class because i'm dumb. i read MAD. i visit Zug and uh, that made me fail the 12th grade. seven times. uh. hey, look, an old man pole dancing!

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
05/11/2007 01:56 AM

I have some friends in Vancouver I want to catch up with.

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 395 8
05/11/2007 02:24 PM

""I've made two whole posts already and yet you've failed to notice my genius. I do think it is high-time for me to start my own thread wherein I will tell an anecdote about my prodigiously important school life - not only because my school life is so very relevant, it is, indeed, the very axis on which the relevance of your existence turns; but also because anecdotes based on my illustrious being hold within them the very essence of humor.""



Why do I keep imagining you sitting alone in your room, shades drawn, with jism covering your Battlestar Galactica figurines?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/11/2007 02:30 PM

I have some friends in Vancouver I want to catch up with.

I'm going to turn that into you respect my opinion a whole lot, so you've decided to take my advice about where to visit in Canada.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
05/11/2007 03:40 PM

That, or she thinks she has a chance with Amanda Tapping.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/11/2007 03:54 PM

Amanda Tapping

Dork.

Snork 45,655 12
05/11/2007 06:24 PM

Why do I keep imagining you sitting alone in your room, shades drawn, with jism covering your Battlestar Galactica figurines?

That is just so wrong.

It's the basement and they're Warhammer.

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
05/11/2007 06:28 PM

General Lee was a car, not a boat.

Duh, it jumped the river. It is the General Lee after all.

Pants 14,252 17
05/11/2007 07:29 PM

Why are you going to class? You aren't going to make it past 25 anyways.

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/11/2007 08:39 PM

Besides, I'm Canadian, and lashing out at America is the only way we can feel validated as a country. Well, that and being good at hockey. And making delicious maple syrup. And having sex with moose, while covered in delicious maple syrup, on centre ice in a hockey arena, dressed as a Mountie, and listening to Bryan Adams and Celine Dion.

You forgot being able to get Degrassi Jr. High WITHOUT paying for satellite.

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/11/2007 08:40 PM

Really, I have no idea why he can't get a girlfriend.

Because he doesn't know me or live in Illinois?

Snork 45,655 12
05/11/2007 09:00 PM

Does it pay to be a slut?

Because it's looking like a good career move.