TheFoye 55,700 16
05/10/2007 10:43 PM

So will be murder if I get a blowjob?

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
05/10/2007 10:47 PM

Depends how long it has been and how much back pressure you have built up.

Chit 178,781 15
05/10/2007 10:48 PM

That explains why I don't know anyone that has ever contracted throat cancer.

TheFoye 55,700 16
05/10/2007 10:48 PM

A veerrrry long time.

Smokatronic, I can spell my name real good. Yes! 2,388 9
05/10/2007 10:57 PM

According to the Canadian Cancer Society, 3,200 Canadians will get oral cancer in 2007 and 1,100 will die from the disease.

Whew. It's just the Canadians. We're safe.

I mean, my prayers go out to all the victims of this senseless disease and their families.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
05/10/2007 11:04 PM

if this is a canadian disease why isn't it oural Disease??

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
05/10/2007 11:09 PM

Isn't the HPV virus the one that causes cervical cancer? Because they keep advertising the Gardasil vaccine around the uni and in the uni newspaper.

They just leave out that you need 3 doses and it costs $150 a dose. What student can afford that?

Shiggety 2,286 7
05/10/2007 11:10 PM

Hey, at least we're getting some.

I bet if Laura Bush tried getting a little throat cancer once in a while, this whole Iraq thing wouldn't have happened. You could say, it might have just all blown over.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
05/10/2007 11:13 PM

So will be murder if I get a blowjob?

"They found that participants who reported having oral sex -- fellatio or cunnilingus -- with six or more partners were at the highest risk (8.6 times more) of develping throat cancer."

Only if she's just given blowjobs to 5 of your buddies.

Smokatronic, I can spell my name real good. Yes! 2,388 9
05/10/2007 11:14 PM

Isn't the HPV virus the one that causes cervical cancer?

Yes. Common symptoms are genital warts. (no I don't have it)

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
05/10/2007 11:14 PM

They found that participants who reported having oral sex -- fellatio or cunnilingus -- with six or more partners were at the highest risk (8.6 times more) of develping throat cancer.

Can we start writing Trae and Trixxie's obituaries now, or do we have to wait for them to die?

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
05/10/2007 11:19 PM

So will be murder if I get a blowjob?

"They found that participants who reported having oral sex -- fellatio or cunnilingus -- with six or more partners were at the highest risk (8.6 times more) of develping throat cancer."

Only if she's just given blowjobs to 5 of your buddies.

Just make sure you're no more than the 5th in line and you'll be cool.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
05/10/2007 11:25 PM

I got news for you all.... EVERYTHING can give you cancer.

I figure if I haven't gotten it from any of the bajillion supposed cancer causes, a couple a blowjobs isn't gonna kill me.















And if it does kill me it was totally worth it.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
05/10/2007 11:28 PM

You give blowjobs?


Fag.

Pram- shaken, not Lila 80,728 42
05/10/2007 11:34 PM

oral sex gives you cancer

Hahaha, Skippy has cancer!

Snork 45,655 12
05/10/2007 11:36 PM

Ya see, giving blowjobs causes throat cancer...

Snork 45,655 12
05/10/2007 11:37 PM

...like molasses.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
05/10/2007 11:37 PM

Its not funny if you explain it, its more funny to laugh at people's inability to comprehend what they read and use common sense.

TempusFugit 5,772 10
05/10/2007 11:59 PM

Its not funny if you explain it, its more funny to laugh at people's inability to comprehend what they read and use common sense.

Big you're funny, but you think you're a lot smarter than you actually are. I almost didn't retort because I think it's funny that you think you can go get your dick sucked by dirty whores with no consequence. Just because your mom tells you she didn't really give all those guys aids, doesn't make it true.


From http://www.rdoc.org.uk/hpv.html:

The human papilloma virus (HPV) is one of the most common virus groups in the world to affect the skin and mucosal areas of the body. Over eighty types of HPV have been identified. Different types of the human papillomavirus are known to infect different parts of the body. It infects the epithelial cells of skin and mucosa. The epithelial surfaces include all areas covered by skin and/or mucosa such as the mouth, throat, tongue, tonsils, vagina, penis, and anus. Infection with the virus occurs when these areas come into contact with a virus, allowing it to transfer between epithelial cells.

From http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/STDFact-HPV-and-men.htm#cancer:

Certain types of HPV have been linked to cancer of the anus and penis in men.

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KChikita - Carrying a raspberry 128,334 98
05/11/2007 12:13 AM

Oh no you DI'INT!

Pram- shaken, not Lila 80,728 42
05/11/2007 12:17 AM

I agree; he should have used the URL tags.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
05/11/2007 12:30 AM

The human papilloma virus (HPV) is one of the most common virus groups in the world to affect the skin and mucosal areas of the body. Over eighty types of HPV have been identified. Different types of the human papillomavirus are known to infect different parts of the body. It infects the epithelial cells of skin and mucosa. The epithelial surfaces include all areas covered by skin and/or mucosa such as the mouth, throat, tongue, tonsils, vagina, penis, and anus. Infection with the virus occurs when these areas come into contact with a virus, allowing it to transfer between epithelial cells.

I read your post as referring specifically to throat cancer.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
05/11/2007 12:33 AM

The Tories have set aside $300-million for an HPV vaccination program for girls aged nine to 11 but debate remains about the long-term effectiveness and morality of the plan.

Everyone is always looking out for Ollie.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
05/11/2007 02:09 AM

Well that just sucks!

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
05/11/2007 06:27 PM

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Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
05/11/2007 06:40 PM

Whatta bunchah wusses.


As long as you get off, who cares?

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Werehampsta 6,375 8
05/11/2007 09:44 PM

Now guys will probably start going to throat cancer support groups to try to get laid.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
05/12/2007 12:40 AM

Werehampsta, that's hilarious.










And thought provoking.

Millie 116,988 28
05/12/2007 04:28 AM

I guess while I still smoke a cigarette once and a while, I can't use cancer as an excuse, can I?

Meh. I'll just withhold blow-jobs out of spite--I don't need an excuse.

SnipeZC 40 6
05/12/2007 03:33 PM

there just trying to scare teenagers into not giving head!!!

i see through their disguises!!!!

The return of the Fart Pup 432 6
05/12/2007 03:35 PM

Guess I'm gonna get revenge on my ex's after all.

TTJane is strange when you're a stranger 173,958 15
05/12/2007 04:05 PM

This reminds me of a news article I read a few days ago. A group of scientists recently discovered that saliva can cause stomach cancer. But only when consumed in small doses over a period of several years.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/13/2007 05:10 AM

(Government officials)have set aside $300-million for an HPV vaccination program for girls aged nine to 11...

$300 million?!?!? That's a lot of taxpayer's money just to get head from a kid.