Millie 116,988 28
05/12/2007 05:08 AM

Oh, damn! I wonder if Daisypie slept with the skanky chick?

Blech.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/12/2007 05:17 AM

Someone named Joseph who makes everyone call him Joseph instead of Joe is gay. Same goes for all those Jameses who can't just be Jim, the Michaels who won't answer to Mike and the Lawrences who frown upon Larry. Gay, gay and gay.

But the gayest of all are the Jeffreys.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/12/2007 05:19 AM

Also, Daisypie did not sleep with the skank. Skanks and Jews don't mix.

Millie 116,988 28
05/12/2007 05:31 AM

Please. Jewish guys are no different than any other guy. They'll screw anyone. They may not tell their mommies about her, but they'll still do her if they have a chance.

Millie 116,988 28
05/12/2007 05:31 AM

That sounded rather bitter, didn't it?

Livewire 78,229 13
05/12/2007 05:34 AM

Bit 'er?!

Damn near ATE 'er!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/12/2007 09:05 AM

Someone named Joseph who makes everyone call him Joseph instead of Joe is gay. Same goes for all those Jameses who can't just be Jim, the Michaels who won't answer to Mike and the Lawrences who frown upon Larry. Gay, gay and gay.

I completely disagree with this statement. Joe is a retarded name. So is Larry. So is Jim. Mike is okay. I hate most short forms of names, especially men's names.

I have a long name and I refuse to have to shortened. I pretty much despise all the shortened forms people come up with. Any nickname I have ever had is completely unrelated to my real name, which is fine by me. I just refuse to have my real name shortened to something retarded. It's my name. You can be slightly inconvenienced by saying it, or you can Frost off.

That being said, I would hate to know anyone named Joseph because I'd forever be singing "Any Dream Will Do" and, even worse, "Go Go Go Joseph!"

Frost. That's in my head now.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
05/12/2007 09:55 AM

I always thought he was gay because his wife was 17 years older than him.

I'm not seeing the logic here...

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
05/12/2007 10:04 AM

She's saying old women only get married as beards.

Snork 45,655 12
05/12/2007 10:57 AM

Ha Ha! SCB is gay!

Straw+ 98,005 37
05/12/2007 01:54 PM

But the gayest of all are the Jeffreys.

How about Geoffrey? I actually like that name for a romance story hero or something, but I'd never name a son that because it does seem gay.

Pubah, Contemplating Swearbot T-Shirts 56,805 18
05/12/2007 06:31 PM

<action>Trying to motivate himself to comlete a home improvement project</action>

So,
If Pubah sleep with one skank, he add all her 'knotches' to his bedpost?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/13/2007 01:00 AM

SCB, you are a chick. Also, your real name is very cool (and it's a hot chick name). So you don't need to shorten it.

If I meet some dude who tells me his name is Joseph, Lawrence or Geoffrey, though, I'm thinking fag, fag and faggity fag.

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/13/2007 01:13 AM

I don't care for nicknames either. That's why I was always glad you can't shorten Sarah.

Until my family came up with "Sarey".

Millie 116,988 28
05/13/2007 03:36 AM

People call me shortened versions of my name all the time. I honestly don't care what name they use.

Squid-Boy, not every guy married to an older woman or fat woman is gay, but a lot of gay guys who get married seem to marry women who are old or fat.

I thought he was gay when I first met him, and then when he told me his wife was that much older than he was, I really thought so.

But, I guess I was wrong, since it seems my friend has had sex with him (ugh).

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/13/2007 03:39 AM

my brother started saying my name backwards to tease me when I was a kid, that's my nickname to those who are in the know.

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
05/14/2007 01:37 AM

my brother started saying my name backwards to tease me when I was a kid, that's my nickname to those who are in the know.

Your brother called you Toggaf?

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
05/14/2007 02:34 AM

People try and shorten my name (the most popular being 'leen! 'leen! to my Canadian myspace friends). In the end I'm just Dover.

If you can't work that out... then, well, you won't get it. I guess.

Millie 116,988 28
07/03/2007 05:26 AM

I'm bored of the threads tonight, so I'm bumping this one to tell you that my friend, Lisa, got engaged to Joseph a few weeks ago. They had been dating for two months.

I asked her if she was surprised, and she said, "Well, he talked about getting married, but I thought he was joking."

Honestly, I don't understand why people get married.

Thud 68,506 19
07/03/2007 05:28 AM

Taxation purposes. If you work it right, it can pay off.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 05:41 AM

Will you Common Law me, Millie?

Thud 68,506 19
07/03/2007 05:43 AM

Oh. Shakespeare.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/03/2007 05:57 AM

In the end I'm just Dover.

Ben?

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
07/03/2007 07:56 AM

Yes. Because that's the only name that works.

Wanker.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/03/2007 12:00 PM

Skanks and Jews don't mix.

Then where the hell did this come from?

Phuc 237,919 21
07/03/2007 12:01 PM

And Skippy, nwolcssa is too hard to pronounce. We'll just call you Douchey McPoststoomuch.