ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
05/19/2007 02:16 AM

Necrophilla FTW

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/19/2007 02:20 AM

I once saw a show where a chick crushed a bunch of beer cans with her boobs.

Ring Around the Collar 3,671 9
05/19/2007 03:41 AM

I once saw a show where a chick crushed a bunch of beer cans with her boobs.

That kinda makes you think twice about tit-Frost-ing her...

The return of the Fart Pup 432 6
05/19/2007 03:47 AM

No,it kind of wants me to do it more.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/19/2007 04:10 AM

Holy hell, it's FartBurpy!

How the Frost ya been?

The return of the Fart Pup 432 6
05/19/2007 04:15 AM

Holy Frost, someone remembered me. And not in the "You owe me money" way.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/19/2007 04:20 AM

Yeah, about that $20 you owe me...

Shiggety 2,286 7
05/19/2007 08:10 AM

I fail to see how any of the first three responses are unusual.

Napkin 30,762 12
05/19/2007 09:37 AM

GILF.

Napkin 30,762 12
05/19/2007 09:38 AM

The next level of hotness.

Lila Is A Rock Star 78,555 13
05/19/2007 02:55 PM

Ok, I've been here about 7 years and I don't remember a "Fartpuppy".

The return of the Fart Pup 432 6
05/19/2007 02:56 PM

I usually like people to forget who I am, sometimes it makes it easier for me.

Lila Is A Rock Star 78,555 13
05/19/2007 02:57 PM

Well, I don't already hate you so you have a head start!

The return of the Fart Pup 432 6
05/19/2007 02:59 PM

Would be because I have an understanding of Gab, I started Gabbing in 2004, but my password won't work for my other account so I had to create a new one.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/19/2007 03:15 PM

I have a vague recollection of Fartpuppy. I remember that one time when that one guy said that thing - that was you, right?

TTJane is strange when you're a stranger 173,958 15
05/19/2007 03:40 PM

I remember a fartpuppy. But he was around long before 2007. So either that FP started new account, or this is a different one.

gobadine 2,737 10
05/19/2007 06:32 PM

but will look at women's prision personal ads and get horny




What paper do you get, and where can I get a subscription?
And I quite go for those sex kitten types, you know the ones on tom and jerry that jerry always fancies. they can float my boat.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
05/20/2007 01:24 AM

I like athletic women. My wife is a very accomplished kickboxer, and was a lifeguard and a fast pitch softball player before we started having kids. Which might not seem that unusual until you find out that I can't swim and I throw like a girl.

Victopher 20 7
05/20/2007 03:52 AM

I'm 6'2", and I really have a thing for short petite girls. I once dated a girl that was 4'10". It wasn't until I started having sex that I realized that a girl about the same height as myself is ideal for standing ;)

Lila Is A Rock Star 78,555 13
05/20/2007 04:04 AM

My husband is 6 foot 2. I'm 5 foot 2 so that hasn't worked in a lot in instances. Have you considered in the shower?

Millie 116,988 28
05/20/2007 04:24 AM

I had a crush on Daisypie before I dated him.

I'm just sayin'...

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
05/20/2007 06:36 PM

Lila, we're height twins! I'm 5'2" too!

I have a thing for really tall guys as well. I dated a guy who was 6'6" and it was most excellent. He was really strong too, so he could lift me way over his head, and we fit together in all the right places. Also, it's great not to have to bend down to give a guy a blow job. Really saves the knees.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
05/20/2007 06:49 PM

I'm 6'4"...just saying.

BBM: Twisted Sister 6,369 10
05/20/2007 07:46 PM

I also am about 5'2. It's hard to know my exact height, since when I have surgery, my height changes.

Before my first back surgery: 5'2
After first back surgery: 5'5
After fourth back surgery I shrank to about: 5:4
And kept shrinking until before the surgery I just had I was: 5'1
Now, after the 5th surgery I am around: 5'2.5

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,205 34
05/20/2007 09:35 PM

Well now I'm confused. Are we talking about height or cup size?

Either way, I'm 6'2" -- 6'3", if I've been doing my stretches.

BBM: Twisted Sister 6,369 10
05/20/2007 10:02 PM

I was talking about Height. When whey straighten my spine, I get taller.

Chit 178,781 15
05/20/2007 11:43 PM

Pineapple Crush!



Not so unusual in ghetto markets and liquor stores for some reason.

Sharri 14,124 11
05/21/2007 06:31 PM

I have this song playing over and over again in my head. Thanks Gab.

I hope you feel the way that I do.

Pumpkin Noggin-Mis peler xtrodenar 56,642 8
05/22/2007 03:45 PM

I've tried Pineapple CruShakespeare's not bad....but avoid the "Ripe Plum Crush" unless you've got a LOT of time to spend on the toliet.

Chance- knocks twice on the pipe 171,275 14
05/22/2007 03:47 PM

I have a crush on myself, which is quite unusual because secretly I have a crush on me too. It works out somehow.