Dirty pictures from my ex-wife's PC
A comedy conversation
by Dave's not here  52,827  16
05/21/2007 08:25 PM 10333 views
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I have a reasonably good relationship with my ex. It's partly because we don't want our son to have to deal with any hostility, partly because I know I'd be the primary suspect if anything happened to her, and partly because her life is so pathetic that I get a little happy feeling anytime I think about it.
Anyway, after stalling for a month because her husband was too embarrassed to ask for my help they asked if I'd look at their PC, which hasn't been booting at all.
So I took it to the office with me, opened it up to start working, and what do I find but the absolute filthiest Shakespeare I have ever seen. So of course I wanted to share.
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Hilarious
15 votes
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Captain Skippy 41,253  13
05/21/2007 08:26 PM
SFW?
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Funny
3 votes
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Lila Is A Rock Star 78,555 13
05/21/2007 08:26 PM
So. Disappointed.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Dave's not here 52,827 16
05/21/2007 08:27 PM
made you look
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Bloody Smurf 171,275 14
05/21/2007 08:29 PM
Haha. You goober.
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Funny
9 votes
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Straw! 98,005 37
05/21/2007 08:31 PM
That's pretty nasty. That computer could call Janet "Miss Jackson."
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2 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
05/21/2007 08:33 PM
<action>looks at Straw</action>
Booooooooo hiss
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Chuckleworthy
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Bloody Smurf 171,275 14
05/21/2007 08:34 PM
My dad is my favorite uncle.
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Funny
8 votes
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Straw! 98,005 37
05/21/2007 08:37 PM
You're leaking hot air, BIG. You might want to get that checked out.
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8 votes
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Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 286,539 61
05/21/2007 08:37 PM
Holy Crap! He was willing to stick his whole fist in that?!!!
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Chit 178,781 15
05/21/2007 08:38 PM
Me and my high school buddies used to scrape Shakespeare out of the bong to smoke, that looked a lot like what she has growing there on that fan housing.
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7 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/21/2007 08:56 PM
Sweet Christ on the crapper! You put yer pecker in any one of those holes, you'd better pray that it comes back out in one piece.
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Pumpkin Noggin-Mis peler xtrodenar 56,642 8
05/21/2007 09:05 PM
WTF? They using it as a clothes dryer? Or is she just that bad at housekeeping?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Dave's not here 52,827 16
05/21/2007 09:07 PM
There was something crusted on the inside bottom too. I think one of her psycho little dogs may have been involved.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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TheFoye 55,700 16
05/21/2007 09:08 PM
What is that, herpes?
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Side-splitting
6 votes
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Dave's not here 52,827 16
05/21/2007 09:15 PM
The important thing is I got the piece of Shakespeare running again so she can retrieve the 3d home designer plans she made for the 5000 sq foot house she plans on building next to the trailer.
I'm very happy about that, because the longer it takes for reality to catch up with her the better the drama in the end.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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The Sequined Love Nun 283 6
05/21/2007 10:21 PM
That's probably the cleanest thing in the whole damn trailer.
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1 votes
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miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
05/21/2007 10:45 PM
After gawking at the pictures for a few minutes, I came to the only logical conclusion. They put a ...hampster(?) in the computer. Count yourself lucky that you got out, my good sir.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Fratberry 283,028 53
05/21/2007 10:55 PM
Holy Jebus. Our machines don't look that bad and we're up to our winkers in cats.
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3 votes
4.0
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Shiggety 2,286 7
05/21/2007 10:55 PM
Looks like John's Colon Cleansing aftermath.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
05/22/2007 12:26 AM
I'd hit that.
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A-No-Knee-Mousse 769 7
05/22/2007 12:26 AM
Though, really, it looks like it waShakespeare already, ALOT.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Humphrey 51,764 12
05/22/2007 12:27 AM
Meh. I've seen hairier.
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Robin® 14,626 10
05/22/2007 05:22 AM
So. Disappointed.
Me too, I was expecting a tub girl thrown in there.
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1 votes
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Livewire 78,229 13
05/22/2007 05:44 AM
Interlaced pictures?! FILTHY.
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/22/2007 02:57 PM
You could scrape that stuff off and make a great toupee from it. Just ask this guy how it's done..
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