miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
05/26/2007 05:07 AM

Cialis Chowder

Shiggety 2,286 7
05/26/2007 06:03 AM

Sushialis


I Can't Believe It's Not Flaccid

Get-Lucky Charms

Beef Strokeitoff

wickedrandom 13 6
05/26/2007 06:12 AM

Cocktail: Viagra-Not-So-Tini

Meats: Levizza

Happy ending: Double Cialis Chip Cookies

BBM: Twisted Sister 6,369 10
05/26/2007 06:19 AM

Levitra chops
Dry-Hump martini
Banging Cialis Brownies

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
05/26/2007 06:20 AM

Chicken Hapitozimi (spelling is negotiable.. Whatever looks like tetrazzini while sounding like happy to see me)

Hot Coleridgealate (with whipped cream)
or Coleridgealate Mousse (also with whipped cream)

Beef Swellington (heh)

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
05/26/2007 06:28 AM

Artichoke the chicken

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
05/26/2007 06:29 AM

Surfer gone flaccid?

Anh is here. 11,158 14
05/26/2007 06:50 AM

Appetizer:
Chimidongas

Main Course:
Beef Not So Tenderloin
Cialis and Meatballs

Dessert:
Strawberries Ruboneoff

Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 286,539 61
05/26/2007 07:55 AM

Stone Waldork Salad

Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 286,539 61
05/26/2007 07:56 AM

Jello Goodforaroll Caserole, May require fork and knife as this stuff sets up like cement.

Chit 178,781 15
05/26/2007 08:44 AM

Me-Bone steak

Stuffed Vagina

Rise-A-Roni (The San Francisco Treat)

Chit 178,781 15
05/26/2007 09:13 AM

Post Risin' Bran

Blood Sausage

Coleridgeles and Muscles

Chit 178,781 15
05/26/2007 09:16 AM

Jerked Turkeyneck

KingMikeII 354 7
05/26/2007 11:01 AM

Choad in the Hole

ZombieCon 533 8
05/26/2007 11:42 AM

Viagramite. Kind of like the Australian food paste Vegemite.
The tagline can be something like: that great feeling, from down-under.

ZombieCon 533 8
05/26/2007 11:44 AM

Also Kentucky Fried Cialis.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
05/26/2007 11:52 AM

Viagrish Meatballs

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
05/26/2007 11:53 AM

Grandma's Country Beef Stewalis

gerbabe2006 30 6
05/26/2007 12:24 PM

I was dicking around and I came up with this:

Pasta Lavistra Baby

Desincarnage 27 6
05/26/2007 01:20 PM

Seduce your unsuspecting husband and brace yourself for a night of torrid love with his favorite hot spaghetti sauce!

Hot Spaghetti Sauce

19 oz can Diced Tomatoes
1/4 cup Ketchup
10 oz can Sliced Mushrooms, drained
1/3 cup Green pepper, chopped
1 1/2 tablespoon Lemon juice
3/4 teaspoon dehydrated oregano
1/2 teaspoon dehydrated basil
2 teaspoon chili powder
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1 1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoon crushed chili pepper
3 viagra pills crushed, powdered
1 pound ground beef
1 large onion, thin sliced

Brown ground beef and onion in a large pan, until there is no pink left. Drain off grease.

In a saucepan, add everything except viagra. You don't want it to be cooked (Who knows? It might change its precious attributes!). Cook at low heat for 5 to 6 hours, more if you want more consistency.

Add viagra and stir. Serve and enjoy!

Your Designer 172 8
05/26/2007 03:57 PM

Viagra Vericot

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
05/26/2007 04:26 PM

Cocktails:

Donkey Punch
Cialis Mudslide
Coleridge on the Rocks
Vanilla Viagra Latte

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
05/26/2007 04:34 PM

Happy Endings:

Nutbutter Cream Cookies
Dirtstar Donut Holes
Cocoa Viagra Bites
Fudgey Coconut Cialis Clusters
Levitra Lemon Bars
Salted Nut Rolls

Your Designer 172 8
05/26/2007 04:42 PM

Peyronie's Prix Fixe

Includes cocktail, foreplay, intercourse, and happy ending.
Note: Cheque payable in advance; cash only please

Cocktails
Sex on a Beach with your choice of crushed Viagra-, Cialis-, Levitra-, or Rufee-dipped rim.

Foreplay
Thai-fusion Cialisalad with clam bits, undressed, or with fish sauce

Intercourse
Clinton Fried Chicken with spicy Cialis-infusion, moral morrell shavings, and slight notes of Cuban tobacco, on a bed of Viagra vericots and Levitra legumes

Happy Ending
Afrodisial Coleridgeao pudding with blue sprinkles. Crme fresh swallowed within or served on the side; multiple refills granted

Cialis-laced Sherman's Fantasy cigarette served upon request

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/26/2007 05:52 PM

An adaptation of Chicken Cordon Bleu, laced with Viagra:

Chicken Hard-on Blue

Dyce 916 8
05/26/2007 11:24 PM

Winners are so Artichoke the chicken and Me-bone steak hands down

John Hargrave 128,751 73
05/27/2007 02:23 AM

I want to go on record as saying this is my favorite contest we've ever done.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2007 03:26 AM

Proof, once again, that Hargrave is obsessed with the Coleridge.


Chocolate and whipped cream covered Pound-Me Cake.

Chit 178,781 15
05/27/2007 04:07 AM

Coleridges in a Blanket

Cheese Willies

and

Sauteed Chinese Schwing Beans

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2007 05:16 AM

Stuffed ManiColeridgei

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2007 05:46 AM

Hickory Smoked Pole BBQ

BubbaBoy 5 5
05/27/2007 06:14 AM

Pole-ish Sausage

Sakon 595 9
05/27/2007 06:39 AM

Cocktails: Penis Collossus (supposed to sound like Pina Colada...)

Condoments: Up-to-bat-tered Onion Rings

Meats: Deep PANetration Levizza

Happy Endings: Cialicum Apple Pie Surprise (Your choice of having our secret Cialicum cream either in or on top of our decilcious warm apple pie!)

Old Bones: Biscuits and ManGravey (the lucky seniors get two freshly (but not too freshly) baked steamy hot biscuits smothered in either our patented warm and gooey Mangravey or for 50 cents less try Bill's special thick yellow cialigravey with sausage like clumps.
Enjoy!

Sorry, I got a little too excited on the last one there, I just couldn't hold on to it any longer...

Sakon 595 9
05/27/2007 06:43 AM

I just realized that mine went from a list to some kind of menu in the middle...weird

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2007 07:19 AM

Onion Rings aren't condiments, they're a side dish.

Condoments would be CialMann's Salty Mayo.

Also, your list went from something to really Frost-ing disgusting sounding, as if there were some serious medical conditions.

Blue-Footed 'Sack Inaction' Boobie 21,744 10
05/27/2007 08:54 AM

Breakfast:

Eggs Beggin'-for-dick smothered in Strokin'-for-daise sauce.

Lunch:

Porkin' Beans

Snack:

Bumps on my Log

Dinner:

Choked Chicken Catch-it-for-me served on Angel's Hair.

Dessert (Happy Ending):

A Big Quivering Cream-pie

Snofferol 129 7
05/27/2007 10:20 AM

Spaghetti Ball-enaise or Fluffernutter sandwiches. There's nothing you can do to that last one to make it sound any dirtier than it already does.

Piemaster (mobile) Tralfamadorian Opposition Party 12,538 15
05/27/2007 10:29 AM

Two words...
Meat Madness.

Snofferol 129 7
05/27/2007 10:36 AM

Pound-her cake. Or, if it's not time for dessert yet, a quarter pound-her with cheese.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2007 05:17 PM

Veal pie la Dickens

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2007 05:22 PM

Chicken la Schwing

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2007 05:27 PM

Strawberries Rubin'off

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2007 05:28 PM

WoodColeridge salmis Agns Sorel

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2007 05:29 PM

Beef Tegetthoff

Chit 178,781 15
05/27/2007 05:32 PM

Top Sir Loin

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
05/27/2007 05:33 PM

Dick Under Glass

Chit 178,781 15
05/27/2007 07:05 PM

Everyone loves Classic French Cuisine


Coleridge Monsieur.

Coleridge Au Vin

Coleridgeuille St. Jacques

Sandwiches Au Jambone


And for the desert....


Chocolate Mousse Coleridge

Ambios 19 5
05/27/2007 07:45 PM

Filet Hardon

Your Designer 172 8
05/27/2007 08:07 PM

Actual Foods (without embelishment):

Simply serve chosen pharmaceutical to enhance the flavor.

(Mostly taken from Sexual Slang by Alan Richter, PhD; use for your own menu preparations)

Coffee Nips
Ding Dongs
tunafish
clams
meatballs
"Nice tomatoes."--Woody Allen
sausage
banger
beef jerky
cherries
crme fresh
Mrs. Dash
Aunt Jemina
cojones
Jerusalem artichoke
baloney
buns
butter
cake
cabbage
chestnuts
club sandwich
cocoa butter
coconuts
cookie
dark meat
drumstick
dumplings
gooseberries
Hershey bar
honeydew melons
lamb
live rabbit
oyster
papaya
parsley
pickle
plums
pudding
pumpkin
raspberries
rattlesnake
rice pudding
sardine
salami
shank
shrimp
fudge
tart
yogurt

Chit 178,781 15
05/27/2007 08:55 PM

Mu Shu Dork

Trouser Trout Almondine

Cornhole Chowder

Pulled Dork Sandwich

Werehampsta 6,375 8
05/27/2007 10:31 PM

Cialis-os, with a special surprise in every box.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
05/27/2007 10:46 PM

Cial-o Salad with viagmellows and cherries.

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/28/2007 12:13 AM

Moo Goo Guy's Pants

Ghost2 109 7
05/28/2007 04:00 PM

Chicken Coleridgeatori

Ham Off the Boner

Banana Slit

Shell Belle 77,143 25
05/28/2007 04:46 PM

Chicken and Humplings

Oreo Double-Stiff

peoriagrace 6,166 11
05/28/2007 07:40 PM

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Coq-au-Vin - french for chicken and wine

Thai noodles with spicy penis sauce

Testicle Festival

Chocolate Starfish Surprise

Terd's en Blancet - turds in a
blanket

Sloppy Joe's, be sure to have seconds

Devil my Eggs

Yeasty Biscuit Surprise

Footlong Corndogs with special sauce on the side

Fook Mi with Fried Rice

Tequilla Pounders

Pink Swordfish Tacos with cherry sauce

Victor Kushmann 334 6
05/29/2007 02:18 AM

Testosteroni - The Ultimate San Francisco Treat

&

Tops Her Loin

Victor Kushmann 334 6
05/29/2007 02:38 AM

MIDLIFE MARGARITA

Ingredients:

2 ounces tequila
1 crushed Viagra
1 dash Rogaine
1 teaspoon Ben Gay
1 tablet Alka Seltzer
1 ounce canned prune juice

Directions:

Rim a margarita glass with Ben Gay. Shake the tequila, prune juice, Viagra, and Rogaine with ice, and then strain into the glass. Drop in Alka Seltzer for effervescence.

Victor Kushmann 334 6
05/29/2007 02:39 AM

VIRGIN SEX ON THE BEACH

Ingredients:

1 ounce saline solution
1 ounce sunscreen
1 ounce freshly squeezed semen
1 Maraschino cherry

Directions:

Rim a margarita glass with KY Jelly and beach sand. Shake the saline solution, sunscreen, and semen with ice, and then strain into the glass. Add crushed ice if desired. Garnish with a fully-intact Maraschino cherry.

EfemmeralFatale 17 5
05/29/2007 03:23 AM

Viagratin Potatoes
Fettuccine Letvitralfredo
The newest B&J flavor: Cherry GarCialis
Oven Baked Fishdicks

Phla's not crazy because John said so 131,068 34
05/29/2007 04:17 AM

Spaghetti and Coleridgeballs.

...am I doing this wrong?

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 04:58 AM

Tossed Cia-lad w/Kumquat.

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 04:59 AM

See?

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Kumquat-Salad/Detail.aspx

I'm too lazy for Link Button.

EfemmeralFatale 17 5
05/29/2007 05:04 AM

Cheese Fon-Do-Me-Now
BBQ Short Ribbed For HER Pleasure

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:06 AM

Fruit Cia-lad?

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:07 AM

Spotted Dick!

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:09 AM

Boob Beer Float with Chocolate Viagra Shavings on Top?

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:11 AM

TatorColeridge Casserole?

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:17 AM

Viagra Venison Steak in Chesnut Sauce?

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:18 AM

Bukkake Shakespeareake with Pasta and Cial-sauce?

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:18 AM

Oh, c'mon, I can't spell shiitake?

USA Sarah 30,601 8
05/29/2007 05:18 AM

Oh, I can.

yorkydee 709 9
05/29/2007 05:39 AM

Cream of Levitra
Viagra Prairie Oysters
Cialis Cumtwat
Sweet and Sour Levitra
Braised Cialis and Pine Nuts
General Tso's Cialis
Egg Foo Viagra
Viagra Bangers
Vetavitaviagra
Cialis Grapenuts

Thud 68,506 19
05/29/2007 05:46 AM

Hard-on Helper.

diburning 169 9
05/29/2007 06:21 AM

Chicken Cialis Bleu

French Vagina Ice Cream (Vanilla Ice cream served in a Clamshell cup with cherry syrup to simulate blood. Add levitra for a garnish)

Bloody Tampon (a bloody mary with a tampon or a rolled up napkin spiked with viagra, cialis, or levitra)

Levitra Latrine (a urinal shaped cake with levitra)

Viagra, Spaghetti, and Manballs

FireWire 16 6
05/29/2007 01:15 PM

Fall off the Boner Chicken with Cummin Spices

Chicken Stir-Her-Fry

Sloppy's Joe

Boner-petite

Chit 178,781 15
05/29/2007 01:20 PM

Let us not forget...



A big steaming bowl of dick!

FortKnox 97 6
05/29/2007 03:14 PM

Quivering Pudding

Straw! 98,005 37
05/29/2007 03:23 PM

Cherry Aspic

Pumpkin Noggin-Mis peler xtrodenar 56,642 8
05/29/2007 05:07 PM

Roast leg of Lambvitra in a nice Holindagra sauce.

Could be called 'Mary had a not so little lamb"

Marjod 1,942 9
05/29/2007 09:56 PM

Dick's Weiners with E.D.'s BBQ Rub and hard sauce.

KingMikeII 354 7
05/30/2007 10:46 AM

Banana Surprise, with extra Frosting

FortKnox 97 6
05/30/2007 02:30 PM

Extra Creamed Corn

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 03:21 PM

Meatloaf.

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 03:21 PM

With Fratberry sauce.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
05/30/2007 03:23 PM

Leavened Bread

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 03:30 PM

Cumquat Casserole.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
05/30/2007 03:37 PM

Four Hour Rice

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
05/30/2007 03:44 PM

Tuna steaks stuffed with sausage

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 03:54 PM

Clams.

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 03:54 PM

With Fratberry Sauce

Pubic Display of Infection 5,469 7
05/30/2007 06:21 PM

Shakespeare, if I knew it was going to be this kind of party, I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Pubic Display of Infection 5,469 7
05/30/2007 06:23 PM

Coleridgering soufle with Cialisauce.

Peanut baby-batter cookies.

And for dessert, the tip of my dick garnished with an orange peel.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
05/30/2007 06:24 PM

Love Mussels

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
05/30/2007 07:01 PM

Beef & Bean Levitros

Cilantro-Lime Cialis Chicken
Vegetable Viagra Soup

Family Style Creamy Noodle

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 07:18 PM

Three Peen Salad.

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 07:18 PM

That sucked.

Fratberry 283,028 53
05/30/2007 07:19 PM

Ass Burgers.

Pubic Display of Infection 5,469 7
05/30/2007 07:21 PM

Asperger?

FWGames 16 6
05/30/2007 09:38 PM

Hairy Dick's Crabs

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
05/31/2007 01:55 AM

Asperger?

My son has Asperger's, and trust me, Viagra was never prescribed for it.

Cockenstein 0 5
05/31/2007 05:23 AM

Drink: Coleridge on the Rocks
Appetizer: Buffagina Wings
Main Course: Levibeefloaf with a side of creamed corn
Happy Ending: Creampie A La Mode

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
05/31/2007 06:35 AM

Third leg of lamb

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
05/31/2007 06:37 AM

Any kind of bone-in roast.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
05/31/2007 06:44 AM

Wood-smoked bangers wth a side of yogurt.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
05/31/2007 06:54 AM

BBQ'd sausages with a sweet spice rub.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
05/31/2007 06:56 AM

Last one:

Chicken Cordon Bleu Balls

Crypto- proudly not funny 800 7
05/31/2007 06:15 PM

Not that anyone cares, but this one is by far the best

Shiggety - "I Can't Believe It's Not Flaccid"

Shiggety 2,286 7
05/31/2007 06:17 PM

<action>Cares</action>

RachelC84 6 5
05/31/2007 08:46 PM

CHERRY POPPERS

INGREDIENTS
60 maraschino cherries with stems
3 tablespoons butter, softened
3 tablespoons corn syrup
3 ground up Cialis
2 cups sifted confectioners' sugar
1 pound chocolate confectioners' coating

DIRECTIONS
Drain cherries and set on paper towels to dry.
In a medium bowl, combine butter and corn syrup until smooth. Stir in confectioners' sugar and Cialis and knead to form a dough. Chill to stiffen if necessary. Wrap each cherry in about 1 teaspoon of dough. Chill until firm.
Melt confectioners' coating in a heavy saucepan over low heat. Dip each cherry in by its stem, and place on waxed paper lined sheets. Chill until completely set. Store in an airtight container in a cool place. Best after 1 or 2 weeks.

* adapted from recipe for Chocolate covered cherries.

Schadeboy 5 7
05/31/2007 09:11 PM

Creme-de-la-Viagra?

I have no idea what would be in it, except viagra and - wait for it - cream.

Marjod 1,942 9
05/31/2007 09:45 PM

Cream of man goo gie pan

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
05/31/2007 10:34 PM

Cream of sum old gui

Huevy D 0 5
06/01/2007 12:07 AM

Meats: Pollo al Carboner

BBM: Twisted Sister 6,369 10
06/01/2007 12:10 AM

Those Cherry Poppers actually sound yummy. Care to whip some up for me? You can touch my boob in return!

BBM: Twisted Sister 6,369 10
06/01/2007 12:12 AM

Also: Hot to Tots
Tater tots shaped like nipples, then dipped in hot sauce.

SidekickSuzy 0 5
06/01/2007 01:48 AM

Large bananas in cream pie

Just slide the banana into the pie and add cream.

SidekickSuzy 0 5
06/01/2007 01:51 AM

banana nuts and piapia salad

Mee-the-Dwarf 11 8
06/01/2007 03:35 AM

Easy Mack

Viagranola

L'EyesOnYa (Lasagna for the confused).

The Mountain's Dew

... Cream Puffs

Beamed by Wieners (Beans 'n' Wieners)

Scrambled Eggs with Sausage

FuckShitJesus 5,469 7
06/01/2007 03:37 AM

Pork?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/01/2007 08:29 AM

Corned on the cob

PMichael 0 5
06/01/2007 02:56 PM

#1: STIFFado (no new joke needed, this is an actual dish!)

#2: POLE-enta

and for dessert
#3: Apple Betty with Hard Sauce (actually, any Betty)

Chance- Ziggy Piggy Princess 171,275 14
06/01/2007 03:28 PM

Tacos

Chance- Ziggy Piggy Princess 171,275 14
06/01/2007 03:29 PM

...with Fratberry Sauce.

FortKnox 97 6
06/01/2007 04:01 PM

Rat-tat-do-me

mojo-jojo 58 6
06/01/2007 04:20 PM

Jerk-off chicken

God Bless American Chickens 286,539 61
06/01/2007 04:22 PM

yes, please

mojo-jojo 58 6
06/01/2007 04:23 PM

Or jerk-me-off chicken

Chance- Ziggy Piggy Princess 171,275 14
06/01/2007 04:24 PM

You might want to put your kilt on, Chix.

God Bless American Chickens 286,539 61
06/01/2007 04:25 PM

you're on your own

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
06/01/2007 08:28 PM

I used to just grind one up and put it in HRBSICWH's spaghetti diner. I can't believe he never correlated those raging boners with spaghetti diner night.

Chit 178,781 15
06/02/2007 12:45 AM

Shish Kaknob