Straw! 98,005 37
05/31/2007 04:55 PM

Flash Player version 9? I'm sure it's easy enough to download if you aren't at work.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
05/31/2007 04:56 PM

I expected the link to show a picture of a fetus.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
05/31/2007 04:59 PM

Witches discovered that technology centuries ago. Microsoft is way behind.

Chance- knocks twice on the pipe 171,275 14
05/31/2007 05:11 PM

Im not going to click on the link because its a lot more fun to imagine what it is you actually want.

I imagine that whatever it is, it vibrates and sings a tune!

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
05/31/2007 05:16 PM

No, I already have one of those, Chance.

God Bless American Chickens 286,539 61
05/31/2007 05:19 PM

Holy Froststick that's awesome. Imagine how nice it would be for signing paperwork and stuff. Just sign my desk, please. Then it's instantly sent to home server and issued right back in proper final form for printing or copying to their Pda that you set on the desk.

Wonder how hard it would be to wipe spunk off that giant screen?

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
05/31/2007 05:35 PM

Just what I need. She gets one of those and I guarantee, I'll come home one day and she'll be humping the thing with a picture of Harrison Ford and Literotica on the screen.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
05/31/2007 05:37 PM

Heh. And I bet it would be configured so that the picture of Harrison Ford changes to have an O face while she's doing it.

Free Prostate Exams at the Rabble Clinic 264 7
05/31/2007 05:52 PM

I guess no one else looked at the interacting desk and thought "Ender's Game," huh?

Dave's not here 52,827 16
05/31/2007 05:57 PM

Sex on the coffee table will never be the same.

But like almost every piece of furniture I buy I find the lack of eye bolts a let down.

Save Jane, save the world 173,958 15
05/31/2007 05:58 PM

I hate to admit it, but I watched the video and thought about Ender's Game.

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
05/31/2007 05:58 PM

Ender's Game

Wanna make out?

Shiggety 2,286 7
05/31/2007 06:01 PM

Did you hear that? That simultaneous gunshot?

That's the sound of all the tech geeks who have arthritis.

Ha! They wasted their fingers on MSDOS. Suckers.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
05/31/2007 09:44 PM

Microsoft coffee table?

"Your beer has not been certified by Microsoft. Are you sure you want to drink it?"

Marjod 1,942 9
05/31/2007 10:05 PM

"Your beer has not been certified by Microsoft. Are you sure you want to drink it?"

If that coffee table has a 64bit version of Vista, there ain't no way you're getting that beer back.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/03/2007 03:00 AM

Just add superglue and someone's ass.