Fratberry 283,028 53
06/05/2007 05:37 PM

Whoa.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 05:42 PM

Jilly, not only does one have to be a Myspace user to view your pic, but they also have to be one of your Myspace friends since the album is set to private.

Tweak 18,881 12
06/05/2007 05:45 PM

And since you deleted all GABbers from your friends list, we have thusly concluded that you are the biggest of dumbasses.

However, having seen pictures of you, I can safely say that the second one is prettier.

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
06/05/2007 05:46 PM

I've always been told that I look like her.
How about you?

I don't look like her at all...

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/05/2007 05:48 PM

I have been told a lot that I look like Goldberg, so much in fact that in my last unit that was my nickname.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 05:48 PM

Tweak, I left a comment on your Myspace page.

Tweak 18,881 12
06/05/2007 05:49 PM

Yeah, I'd believe that.

Tweak 18,881 12
06/05/2007 05:50 PM

I was actually talking to Foye but it can apply to both.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 05:52 PM

Foye, looks like Goldberg also has an affection for Poe.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/05/2007 05:53 PM

Jilly, not only does one have to be a Myspace user to view your pic, but they also have to be one of your Myspace friends since the album is set to private.

Damn. I thought it would work. Well most of you know what I look like anyway, and unfortunately, its Blossom.

God Bless American Chickens 286,539 61
06/05/2007 05:57 PM

It's like looking in a mirror.


Who am I kidding?

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 06:00 PM

I'm just going to stare at George Clooney for a really long time.

God Bless American Chickens 286,539 61
06/05/2007 06:01 PM

Actually, I get both Tim Curry and Keifer Southerland a lot, and since they look nothing alike, I have to wonder about these people.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/05/2007 06:08 PM

I would like to put a Blossom hat on Jilly and then bang her.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/05/2007 06:09 PM

Ew. Really?

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/05/2007 06:11 PM

Yeah, I know most people here hate her, but I never did.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/05/2007 06:12 PM

Foye - I totally found yours.

I'm really good at this.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 06:15 PM

Jilly, honestly I don't think you look anything like Blossom, and are definitely prettier.

But I bet she made way more money.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/05/2007 06:16 PM

Most recently my Major told me I looked like Kevin Federline, whoever the Frost that is.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 06:17 PM

I've been compared to Joan Cusack and Sigourney Weaver by more than one person.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/05/2007 06:18 PM

Foye, kick your Major in the nuts for saying that to you.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/05/2007 06:21 PM

Foye, kick your Major in the nuts for saying that to you.

That bad, huh?

Mildly Retarded Amish Boy 57,521 23
06/05/2007 06:23 PM

Actually I think this is a better comparison

Mildly Retarded Amish Boy 57,521 23
06/05/2007 06:24 PM

And yes, I know that me mentioning someone's cold, dead eyes makes me the blackest pot going.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/05/2007 06:24 PM

Straw - this is SO YOU

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/05/2007 06:25 PM

Foye, K-Fed is Britney's trailor park, white trash ex. Oogly.

Robin® 14,626 10
06/05/2007 06:25 PM

My brother is said to resemble him pre-freak out. My mom is said to resemble Debra Winger.

While I've been told I look like my sibling and parent and many assorted "You look like one of my good friends" I have never been compared to a famous person.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/05/2007 06:26 PM

GAWD, Jilly! You're saying straw looks like a 60 year old actress?

You are HORRIBLE at this matching Shakespeare.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/05/2007 06:28 PM

GAWD, Jilly! You're saying straw looks like a 60 year old actress?

Well minus the wrinkles of course. Same bone structure and smile. I am good at this dammit.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/05/2007 06:29 PM

Oh and here's another classy pic of Fed-Ex for Foye.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/05/2007 06:29 PM

Well I am trailor park and white trash, but I have never dated anyone named Britney.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 06:34 PM

Lila's my favorite GABber for the day.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/05/2007 06:35 PM

I've been told by several hockey buffs that I look like Mats Sundin, a hockey player for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

I've also been compared to Blues guitarist Jonny Lang.

And finally, someone once told me that I look like "30% Sting", whatever the hell that means. The person who told me that was a cute Asian girl, so I took it as a compliment, smiled, and replied that she looked like "30% Anggun."

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/05/2007 06:36 PM

she looked like "30% Anggun."

Mailman is my favorite GABber for the day.

Mildly Retarded Amish Boy 57,521 23
06/05/2007 06:38 PM

And today's prize goes to the Mailman for making sure that every other woman I ever see is going to look like a complete hound.

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/05/2007 06:40 PM

I don't look like any celebrity. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation as to why this is so.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 06:40 PM

<action>is still staring at the George Clooney pic.</action>

Happiness is Stone Cold Bikini Shaped 62,262 18
06/05/2007 06:43 PM

Actually, I get both Tim Curry and Keifer Southerland a lot, and since they look nothing alike, I have to wonder about these people.


Were you in drag when you got the Tim Curry one?

Cause, you know, that could explain the discrepancy there.

Beater With A Car Antenna 10,702 8
06/05/2007 06:43 PM

And finally, someone once told me that I look like "30% Sting"

Maybe she meant him

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/05/2007 06:45 PM

And today's prize goes to the Mailman for making sure that every other woman I ever see is going to look like a complete hound.

I'm sorry. I had no idea that a picture of Mats Sundin would have that effect on you.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
06/05/2007 06:46 PM

This will tell you what celebrity you look like, just upload a picture.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/05/2007 06:49 PM

People always say I look like an ass Trey Anastasio with my beard and Thurston Moore without.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/05/2007 06:52 PM

This will tell you what celebrity you look like, just upload a picture.

No thanks. I did it once, and it returned pictures of Hulk Hogan, Whoopi Goldberg, Herve Villechaize and a cropped picture of Sting.

Beater With A Car Antenna 10,702 8
06/05/2007 06:59 PM

I used that myheritage.com thing, and got her , and I have to say, I can see the similarities.

Happiness is Stone Cold Bikini Shaped 62,262 18
06/05/2007 07:01 PM

I did it once, and it returned pictures of Hulk Hogan, Whoopi Goldberg, Herve Villechaize and a cropped picture of Sting.

Which reminds me, when Foye linked to a picture labelled "Goldberg" I was really disappointed when it wasn't Whoopi. I'm glad someone on this board will admit to looking like her.

You are far braver than your French heritage would suggest.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/05/2007 07:05 PM

Mmmmk... I just did the heritage thing. Apparently I look like Macaulay Culkin.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 07:12 PM

Skip, I had to look both those dudes up since I didn't recognize the names. I agree re Trey Anastasio. The Thurston Moore one was harder, since in 90% of the pics he had a lot of hair in his face/was looking down/the pic was blurry. Anyway, in his case, I'd say NO.

Happiness is Stone Cold Bikini Shaped 62,262 18
06/05/2007 07:14 PM

Okay, so I wanted someone to come up with what celebrity look alike I have, so I almost posted "Ooh, do me! Do me!" but then I realise I would get way more offers than I was prepared to respond to, so I made this post instead.

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/05/2007 07:23 PM

If you turn your head completely to one side and take your photo and then compare your photo on myheritage, the closest match you're going to get it anyone else who had their head turned to the side in their photo.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/05/2007 07:27 PM

Yeah the heritage site doesn't match on facial characteristics, just the orientation of your head. With one photo it said I looked like Allen Iverson and a nun. I changed pictures and it said I looked like Adam West, Christina Augulera, Bill Gates, Glenn Close, Condoleezza Rice, Rachel Hunter and Christina Applegate.

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 07:39 PM

SCB and Audrey Tautou

SCB and Julia Ormond

SCB and Rachel Weisz

Straw! 98,005 37
06/05/2007 07:43 PM

Yeah, I know they are Myspace pics, but the comparisons are so Awesome that it doesn't matter.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/05/2007 08:01 PM

SCB looks like Rachel Weisz about as much as Straw looks like Chewbacca.

KChikita - Carrying a fig? 128,334 98
06/05/2007 08:02 PM

I have long dark hair and a dark complexion, so I've been compared to all kinds of caucasian actresses that have...long dark hair and a dark complexion. Some of them I don't quite agree with (Terry Hatcher, Catherine Zeta Jones) and some I do agree with to a point (Ali McGraw but with better eyebrows).

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/05/2007 08:05 PM

Okay, so I wanted someone to come up with what celebrity look alike I have, so I almost posted "Ooh, do me! Do me!"

Oh my gosh. Totally.

Angelina Jolie 286,539 61
06/05/2007 08:06 PM

They sometimes say I look like him, but I just think that's cruel.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/05/2007 08:12 PM

On a side note: Kansas City area Chipotles are giving away free burritos today if you bring in a canned good. I just saw that Dallas and Denver ones are doing it to, so if you want a free Chipotle you may want to check your local ones and see if they're doing it too.
Give the poor some lima beans and get a burrito.

Capt Skippy 67,044 13
06/05/2007 08:13 PM

I wouldn't feed Chipotle to a dog.

Stone Cold Bikiniasauras 62,262 18
06/05/2007 08:18 PM

Yay! Straw and Jilly did me! They did me good.

I didn't know who any of the people I was compared me to are because I am pop culture stupid, but I am incredibly flattered.

When I was a kid, people always said I looked like Zac Hanson which is sadly incredibly true. When I just googled him to find that pic, it was like I was looking at childhood photos.

Fortunately for both of us, we no longer look anything alike.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/05/2007 09:45 PM

KChiki, that dude you're with is a douche.

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/05/2007 09:47 PM

Break your heart, did he?

Straw 98,005 37
06/05/2007 09:52 PM

Kchi, in this picture you look a bit like Alanis Morrisette. In this picture (rowr!) you look a little like...meh, maybe Shania Twain. There's someone else I'm trying to think of, but I can't.

Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
06/05/2007 09:54 PM

Eva Green is like my skinny twin.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/05/2007 10:09 PM

nah, you're not that boring looking.

FuckShitJesus 5,469 7
06/06/2007 03:06 AM

My wife says I look like him.

FuckShitJesus 5,469 7
06/06/2007 03:07 AM

I'm fired.

Humphrey 51,764 12
06/06/2007 04:30 AM

15 years, 25lbs and 10 hairstyles ago, I was a dead ringer for Jason Donovan in his 'Neighbours' days.

Humphrey 51,764 12
06/06/2007 04:39 AM

Thing I have learnt from reading this thread.

By Humphrey.

1. Not only is Jilly stupid, she's Frost-ing blind as well.

b. All read-headed people look the same.

$. KChikita is hot. Like fire.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
06/06/2007 04:53 AM

I have been told that I look like Hermione, but only when her hair is like this.

I have also been told that I look like Nicole Kidman. Yay!

...but only with the hair and nose from The Hours.

Wankers.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
06/06/2007 04:56 AM

Oh, and a lesbian once told me that I have Melissa Etheridge teeth.

Um. Ok.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
06/06/2007 04:59 AM

I have always gotten strange correlations. I always get that I LOOK like Julia Louis Dreyfus but that I remind them of Bebe Newurth(Cheers), Carol Kane (Princess Bride)or Bernadette Peters (The Jerk).

ON an unrelated note my dog just farted and it is NASTY.

Thud 68,506 19
06/06/2007 05:00 AM

In the mid 80's people told me I look like this guy.

Frosters.

Big Boobs Mcgee: Got Milk? 6,369 10
06/06/2007 05:02 AM

About 5 years ago, when my hair was chin length, everyone said I looked like Cameron Diaz. I also has less boobs then, and they mostly meant my face. Now I look like an ugly baywatch girl who got attacked by a shark (big boobs and bigger scars)

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
06/06/2007 05:05 AM

I have a friend that LOVES big boobs and scars.

What's your number?

Big Boobs Mcgee: Got Milk? 6,369 10
06/06/2007 05:08 AM

1-800-BIG-TITS

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 06:11 AM

that's surprisingly easy to remember, and toll free!

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
06/06/2007 06:19 AM

I'm Roger Federer. Deal with it.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
06/06/2007 06:28 AM

Who?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 06:28 AM

how ever will we deal with the fact that you're gay and like to prance about in short shorts groping sweaty men?

Humphrey 51,764 12
06/06/2007 06:39 AM

We deal with it as far as you're concerned, so I don't really see an issue.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 08:12 AM

that was my point, thanks for being dense.

Humphrey 51,764 12
06/06/2007 09:01 AM

Yeah. But I got to call you a fag. Thanks for being a fag.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 11:16 AM

In my dreams.

Who's that filthy hippie?

Chow Yun Fat 51,764 12
06/06/2007 12:20 PM

15 years later and my hand still stinks of tongue sandwiches and mediocrity.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
06/06/2007 12:48 PM

Dead ringer.

Straw 98,005 37
06/06/2007 01:52 PM

So that's why you're wife is pregnant. You gave her your secret recipe.

Mildly Retarded Amish Boy 57,521 23
06/06/2007 01:58 PM

I always thought that I kind of looked like this guy.

Admittedly he's not a celebrity just yet.

But wait until they find the bodies.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 02:27 PM

Actually, Nachos, you kind of look like this guy.

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 02:34 PM

Nachos looks like Lenny.

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 02:35 PM

Or even Squiggy.

YOU LOOK LIKE LENNY & SQUIGGYS LOVE CHILD!

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 02:35 PM

When I see KChi in a bikini I just keep thinking, "She won't be that skinny for much longer. PLUS her tummy tattoo will stretch out bigger than Texas. MWAH-HA-HAAA!!!"

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 02:39 PM

I think Nachos kinda looks like this guy.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 02:46 PM

When I see KChi in a bikini I just keep thinking, "She won't be that skinny for much longer. PLUS her tummy tattoo will stretch out bigger than Texas. MWAH-HA-HAAA!!!"

jealous much?

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 02:48 PM

Um...no.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 02:49 PM

Why the hell would I be jealous of a beach ball tummy tattoo?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 02:53 PM

Most often compared to.

Straw 98,005 37
06/06/2007 02:57 PM

Shakespeare, I'd take what Kchi's body will look like after she has the baby over what my body has looked like at any point in my life.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:01 PM

Why the hell would I be jealous of a beach ball tummy tattoo?

You obviously show some form of resentment/jealously towards her or you wouldn't be deriving pleasure from her developing a beach ball tummy tattoo.

That and trolls generally hold a deep seeded hatred for the pretty.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:03 PM

KChi is actually a buddy of mine, you bitter old hag. I think she's adorable and relish in the fact that she will soon have a little baby bump just like me.

Did I mention that you're an angry, self-hating hag? I think I mentioned that.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:04 PM

you like to project.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:04 PM

You're right about that. I'd love to projectile vomit all over you.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:13 PM

Lila kinda looks like Murder Face.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:16 PM

AWESOME!! I love him! Aww, what a nice compliment from such a bitter, lonely old hag.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:18 PM

I'm glad, I was worried you would be upset you angry insecure little troll.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:19 PM

Skippy reminds me a lot of this person.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:25 PM

nah, my boobs are bigger.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:25 PM

oh, I just figured out why you hate me.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:28 PM

Yeah, sure I hate you. Go ahead and keep telling youself that.
Skip, you will never understand someone like me. It just KILLS you when you encounter someone who's having fun on this board and who loves life and being happy, doesn't it?
If you would only let your past go and embrace your future instead you would be SO much more relaxed and wouldn't feel the need to lie to us about your life as often.
Go towards the light, dude. Go towards the light.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 03:35 PM

<action>hands Lila a crystal, a dreamcatcher, and a loaf of sprouted alfalfa bread.</action>

Straw 98,005 37
06/06/2007 03:37 PM

Are you guys up to mischief again?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 03:42 PM

Face it, Lila. It's like herpes. It'll never stop.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
06/06/2007 03:42 PM

That myheritage thing told me I looked most like Gary Busey...

Either that thing really sucks or I am seriously in denial.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:43 PM

Oh no, you DI-in', Al!

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 03:45 PM

It's already been brung!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:47 PM

Lila, tell me why it is that you need to reassure us (yourself?) that you are soooo happy all the while bringing up my life as a contrast? You have this perception, that you've constructed, of my life that is bitter and unhappy. The reality is that I live a very rich and productive life and I'm very happy. My life has had it's ups and downs but if you actually took the time to talk with anyone who knows me you'd quickly find that I'm not a bitter angry person at all. I do however find sick pleasure in pushing the buttons of people like you who have constructed a false reality to help you deal with life.

Also, what is with the lying comment? I don't think I've ever come here and lied about my personal life. I've been very open and honest about it. People like you who have this idea of what happiness is and you are unable to conceive of anyone finding it any other way and I think that's where your bitterness comes from. You've done everything you know of and followed "the plan" and you're still not happy. You have some unsettling feeling and rather than try to resolve those issues you try to fine pleasure in contriving false realities about other people.

Maybe if you were a little more honest with yourself you would be so hurt when someone pulls the curtain back on your world and reveals the grim truth. Seriously grow up. Grow up.

Chit 178,781 15
06/06/2007 03:48 PM

I really can't tell you what or who Skippy looks like, but when I read his posts I often
picture this guy.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:49 PM

I'm not reading all of Skip's post but I'm sure it contradicts everything I said so I will sum it up by saying, "I'm happy for you, Skip. Live life to the fullest and quit hating on people on internet message boards. It's a waste of time."

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:50 PM

That's close chit, but I have a beard and my eyes are a grey blue.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:51 PM

I don't hate anyone Lila, you like to pretend I do because it helps you sleep at night.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:52 PM

Well you certainly love to single me out from all the other flame posts, don't you?

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
06/06/2007 03:57 PM

Well, when I was younger, everyone told me I looked like Laura Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie, and in an older thread, Al said I looked like Angus Young. Now, I think I look like me, only a larger, rollier version.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:57 PM

The only reasons I give you the time of day, Skip are: 1) it's hilarious to Frost with you and 2) you seem to be crying for help and I have this (perhaps) twisted desire to help you.

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 03:57 PM

Are you guys married?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:58 PM

Well you certainly love to single me out from all the other flame posts, don't you?

No one else is trying to be hurtful at the moment.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 03:58 PM

Yeah, we HAVE kinda turned this into the Lila/Skip show, haven't we?
I'm willing to knock it off til another thread if he is.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 03:59 PM

The only reasons I give you the time of day, Skip are: 1) it's hilarious to Frost with you and 2) you seem to be crying for help and I have this (perhaps) twisted desire to help you.

That's quite the inflated ego you have there.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:00 PM

But you just said you think I'm trying to HURT you!
Oh, this is going much deeper than I anticipated. Dear, please let me help you.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/06/2007 04:01 PM

When I see KChi in a bikini I just keep thinking, "She won't be that skinny for much longer. PLUS her tummy tattoo will stretch out bigger than Texas. MWAH-HA-HAAA!!!"

I clickied Lila today for the first time ever.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:02 PM

But you just said you think I'm trying to HURT you!

No I didn't, I was referring to your post about KChi. Follow along, I know it's hard.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:02 PM

Really? I've still never clicked you.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:02 PM

Then why don't you let KChi respond instead of making it about yourself?

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 04:03 PM

MY NIPPLES ARE DELICIOUS!

Mildly Retarded Amish Boy 57,521 23
06/06/2007 04:03 PM

It just KILLS you when you encounter someone who's having fun on this board and who loves life and being happy, doesn't it?

Nuh uh. My clubhouse has a sign that says 'No Skippys', no way is he coming in here.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:03 PM

Dear, please let me help you.

There's that ego again.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/06/2007 04:04 PM

1. Not only is Jilly stupid, she's Frost-ing blind as well.

You cannot tell me that the "Bikini/Rose McGowan" comparison was not DEAD ON.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:05 PM

Skip, the Shakespeare I posted to you about letting go of the past and embracing the future - I've done all that. Not so long ago, in fact. If you think I'm still unhappy and bitter then I am not communicating to you well enough.

*sigh* This is pointless. You will never understand someone who is virtually on a different planet than you.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:05 PM

Then why don't you let KChi respond instead of making it about yourself?

I didn't make it about me darling, you did. It's interesting how you reshape what is clearly laid out before you to support your reality.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:06 PM

Support my reality? Yes, I support my reality quite nicely, thank you, Dr. Phil.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:08 PM

*sigh* This is pointless. You will never understand someone who is virtually on a different planet than you.


You're right Lila, you are so better than me. I am so sad and I feel so soooo sorry for myself. Please help me see the light.

You're so full of yourself it's amazing. You're one of the biggest egomaniacs I've ever encountered.

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 04:09 PM

YO TWINKIE LIPS!

I am in loooove.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:09 PM

You're so full of yourself it's amazing. You're one of the biggest egomaniacs I've ever encountered.

Pot? Meet kettle.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:12 PM

perhaps.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:16 PM

Skip, the Shakespeare I posted to you about letting go of the past and embracing the future - I've done all that. Not so long ago, in fact. If you think I'm still unhappy and bitter then I am not communicating to you well enough.

Wow, I'm still amazed at this. Why do you feel the need to tell me how happy you are over and over and over again? Generally people don't need others to accept who they are to be comfortable with it. I really do question your happiness because it doesn't sound like you're happy. It sounds like you're tell us your happy in the hopes that it will miraculously happen if you say it enough.

Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
06/06/2007 04:16 PM

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I present to you:

Exbitit A

and

Exhibit B

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:18 PM

Well I question YOUR happiness because of all the horrible, negative Shakespeare you post on this board and the fact that you feel you have to insult my physical appearance to make yourself feel better.

Stone Cold Bikiniasaurus 62,262 18
06/06/2007 04:18 PM

You cannot tell me that the "Bikini/Rose McGowan" comparison was not DEAD ON.

Was that Rose McGowan? I've never seen her with light coloured hair.

I'm totally not biased so you can trust me when I say I think your comparison of me to an incredibly hot and desirable actress was dead on.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 04:28 PM

Oh, this is going much deeper than I anticipated. Dear, please let me help you.

Lila's Vulcan!!!

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 04:30 PM

Taco,

Pastrami, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing just came out of my nose!!!

Anyone got any rye bread? Lunch is in an hour and I don't want this to go stale.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:32 PM

Well I question YOUR happiness because of all the horrible, negative Shakespeare you post on this board and the fact that you feel you have to insult my physical appearance to make yourself feel better.

I insulted your physical appearance in response to your personal attacks on my life. Tit for tat, I don't know much about your personal life and I didn't feel like getting personal with your pregnancy or saying anything truly hurtful around that.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/06/2007 04:33 PM

Lunch is in an hour and I don't want this to go stale.

Ah - I wouldn't worry about it. The salt from your snot should keep it fresh and moist.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:38 PM

Skip, if you will recall all I said to you was generically that you were making liberals look stupid. You responded by calling me "fat" (which you know is not true) and a "pregnant Carroll". If THAT is not insulting to my pregnancy I don't know what is.

I propose to end this now. You say you don't hate me and I say I don't hate you. So there's really no problem, then.
Let's agree to disagree. You continue to think I'm unhappy and I'll continue to think you're bitter but we'll leave it at that and stop this pointless bickering.
Deal?

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 04:43 PM

<action> Puts on her Howie skinz</action>Welcome to Deal or No Deal! Select a briefcase and we'll get started.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/06/2007 04:43 PM

Couldn't help but think of BBM, but I'm not sure why...

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 04:43 PM

"Bailiff--whack his pee-pee!"

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 04:44 PM

Kinda like whack-a-mole!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:48 PM

Skip, if you will recall all I said to you was generically that you were making liberals look stupid. You responded by calling me "fat" (which you know is not true) and a "pregnant Carroll". If THAT is not insulting to my pregnancy I don't know what is.

Lila, you got fed up with me and started tearing into me earlier that week. I don't recall which thread it was in and I really don't feel like digging to prove a point. If I really wanted to be hurtful about your pregnancy I could have said something regarding the child, not carrying it term, or any number of other truly disgusting things. All I did was insult your appearance, something commonly done around here, and added a couple adjectives to describe you. It was really nothing beyond the stupid fag remarks I get daily or the countless other insults tossed around among GABbers. I think what set you off was that it got a few clicks.

I don't seek out fights or perpetuate them. If that were the case then I'd still be going at it with Phuc and Fratberry but I'm not. I'll stop when you stop.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 04:49 PM

Kinda like whack-a-mole!

only on a smaller scale.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 04:51 PM

Bear in mind that I have NEVER insulted your appearance and never will. If you want to go down that path you have a great time with it. It's not me.

So you accept the cease fire?

Robin® 14,626 10
06/06/2007 04:54 PM

My brother and crazy boy.

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 04:55 PM

I'd still be going at it with Phuc and Fratberry

I am speechless! I mean Fratberry I understand (the cat and the capri thing) but Phuc....Phuc is gay?

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 05:01 PM

Phuc is gay?

If you mean gay for meat, then gimme a tube steak, girlfriend!

Mildly Retarded Amish Boy 57,521 23
06/06/2007 05:04 PM

You responded by calling me "fat" (which you know is not true) and a "pregnant Carroll". If THAT is not insulting to my pregnancy I don't know what is.

So your Carroll's not pregnant but the rest of you is?

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/06/2007 05:05 PM

Just the uterus, but thanks for asking.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 05:16 PM

Al and George

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
06/06/2007 05:25 PM

That MyHeritage thing listed a few celebrities it thinks I look like. The first one was Carson Daly.

I think I look more like second runner up Patrick Vieira.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 05:28 PM

I think you look like Josh Peck.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
06/06/2007 05:34 PM

Meh. I have way better hair.

Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
06/06/2007 05:38 PM

I wish you looked like Hurley from Lost. Then you'd be like, Jesus or something. I don't really get that show.

Straw 98,005 37
06/06/2007 05:48 PM

Josh Peck (whoever that is) looks like Jay Leno as a kid.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 05:50 PM

He's on this really annoying show on Nick that my kids watch occasionally. His voice is really memorable and he looks vaguely like Spicey so whenever I look at a pic of Spicey I hear his voice.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
06/06/2007 05:52 PM

Hey, my voice is memorable!

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/06/2007 06:07 PM

this douche resembles me.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/06/2007 06:10 PM

That "douche" is pretty hot if you ask me.

Chix 286,539 61
06/06/2007 07:09 PM

Skippy reminds me of this guy.

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/06/2007 07:10 PM

Seriously, though, I look like nobody. I guess that's a good thing. For everybody else.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/06/2007 07:24 PM

you kinda look like a rooster.

Chance- Makes jello jealous! 171,275 14
06/06/2007 07:27 PM

No Fratberry, you look like my cousin Evar.

Dont worry, Im from KY so we can still do it.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 08:16 PM

Isn't Frat 'Bama?

Y'all can not only do it, you can reproduce and Frost your kids!

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/06/2007 08:20 PM

Born in Alabama, lived in Kentucky and now live in Georgia. I've created my own bermuda triangle of inbreeding.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/06/2007 08:22 PM

I remember when the FBI went after Frat's family.

Boy howdee. I ain't seen a ruckus like that in a coon's age.

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/06/2007 10:30 PM

Mess with me and I'll sick my pappy/brother on you.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/06/2007 10:39 PM

pappy/brother

The technical term is "Frother"

Millie 116,988 28
06/06/2007 11:16 PM

Twenty years ago, people used to tell me I looked like Kirstie Ally.

If anyone said that now, I would punch them in the face.

Millie 116,988 28
06/06/2007 11:18 PM

Now, I get Sandra Bullock a lot.

AS IF! But thanks to those who do. I don't at all, though.

Thud 68,506 19
06/06/2007 11:28 PM

Millie, you look like Millie. Enough said.

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/07/2007 01:29 AM

you kinda look like a rooster.

Well I do have a large beak.

Fratberry 283,028 53
06/07/2007 01:30 AM

And, you know, an enormous Coleridge.

Millie 116,988 28
06/07/2007 02:11 AM

<action>blushes</action>
Millie, you look like Millie. Enough said.


Awwww!

Don't call me white! 5,469 7
06/07/2007 02:37 AM

It's me.

Jep Bush 58,758 13
06/07/2007 02:37 AM

When I was younger, I was often compared to this though most likely because of behavior...Aside from having the same hair, shades on and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, the resemblance was only passing.

At least I pray it was only passing since I was in my mid-twenties when I was getting compared to the guy.

Don't call me white! 5,469 7
06/07/2007 03:47 AM

Shakespeare, that's not how it was supposed to happen!

I am here.

This was about to be one hell of a capcon.

Either way, it's gone forever now.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 05:26 AM

Now, I get Sandra Bullock a lot.

Is that picture doctored? She looks like a dude in that picture.

Millie 116,988 28
06/07/2007 05:36 AM

I have no clue, since I just took it from Google; I didn't examine it.

Millie 116,988 28
06/07/2007 05:43 AM

But, whatever turns you on.

Robin® 14,626 10
06/07/2007 02:38 PM

But, whatever turns you on.

I've always thought you looked like Jennifer Tilly.

Straw 98,005 37
06/07/2007 03:02 PM

Rookwood, those are NSFW goddamnit!

Stone Cold Bikiniasaurus 62,262 18
06/07/2007 03:12 PM

Rookwood, those are NSFW goddamnit!

I can understand about the second link, but what about the filename "penisarm" made you think it would be a work-safe image?

Straw 98,005 37
06/07/2007 03:16 PM

SCB, for the same reason that it took me awhile to realize peoriagrace was Peoria Grace. My brain doesn't usually separate out words from a string of letters unless I'm actively trying to.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/07/2007 04:09 PM

StrawwantstosuckmyColeridge.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 04:11 PM

<action>contemplates Phuc's proposal</action>

if you can suck a nipple then I suppose that's possible as well.

Straw 98,005 37
06/07/2007 04:37 PM

<action>winks at Phuc.</action>I should revise my statement:

My brain doesn't usually separate out words from a string of letters if I don't really care about what I'm looking at.

Sorry, peoriagrace.

Chance's nipples are fucking delish 171,275 14
06/07/2007 04:39 PM

My brain doesn't usually separate out words from a string of letters if I don't really care about what I'm looking at.

So you care about sucking Phucs Coleridge or you dont? Im so confuzzled.

Straw 98,005 37
06/07/2007 04:45 PM

Sorry Chance, I can't always make sense have to retain an air of mystery.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/07/2007 05:12 PM

So you care about sucking Phucs Coleridge or you dont? Im so confuzzled.

From the way he obsesses about it and repeats the joke about it that I myself originated and perpetuate, I would say that Straw would have to fight Skippy for a go at my knob.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 06:16 PM

assuming we could find it.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 06:35 PM

...he obsesses about it and repeats the joke about it that I myself originated and perpetuate...

Hey, remember that time I joked about my sexuality and then you started calling me a fag for like ever? Does that mean you want my ass?

<action>blinks</action>

Chix 286,539 61
06/07/2007 06:53 PM

You were joking?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 06:55 PM

Oh, Chix. I... I'm so sorry. I never meant for you to find out like this. Gosh, I wanted to tell you privately. To let you down easy. I'm so sorry. We just can never be. I'm sorry.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/07/2007 06:57 PM

<action>suddenly starts hearing the theme to "Brokeback Mountain" playing</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
06/07/2007 07:04 PM

The bullet holes in that barn are making it seriously unstable. We'd better move them cows somewhere safe.

How about that church?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 07:10 PM

The Sage of Seattle suddenly starts hearing the theme to "Brokeback Mountain" playing
6/07/2007 5:57 pm [WrTWWfz9TzgeS6N_RV17RA]

Phuc
6/07/2007 6:04 pm [rMposomRMd6UbmC0CZxQQQ]


You called it sage!

Chix 286,539 61
06/07/2007 07:20 PM

Well, usually when you are walking by a parked car and someone looks up from giving Trixxie a blowjob to say "You know I'm gay?", you believe them. Man, you will go far for a joke.

Cudos.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 07:26 PM

That was weak.

KChikita - Carrying a fig? 128,334 98
06/07/2007 08:05 PM

I had ignored this thread for a while because our internet connection at work has been acting up and it's a pain in the ass to check all the links, but I'm flattered to have been such a big part of that tantalizing argument!

Lila, Skippy is like a street preacher; fun to get riled up because he doesn't care what you say, he just keeps on spouting off the same opinions over and over.

Oh, and I heart you.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/07/2007 08:07 PM

and how is that different from anyone else?

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/07/2007 10:12 PM

I heart you, too, fellow bean-carrier!

Turns out I can't make fun of your tummy here on Gab or certain people will fly off the handle and fight with me for hours.
Lesson learned.

Millie 116,988 28
06/08/2007 04:12 AM

Kchiki reminds me of Rita Coolidge--when she was young! (Rita, that is, Kchiki is still young.)

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
06/08/2007 04:09 PM

rita rita peter eater!

Straw 98,005 37
06/08/2007 04:23 PM

Wow, Millie, you nailed it. The eyes are very much alike!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/08/2007 04:31 PM

for a second there I thought Rita was topless in that picture and I was thinking "Damn even the boobs are the same!"

syncope 49,019 14
06/08/2007 04:32 PM

I think Undies looks like Alana Skyring (right).

SnipeZC 40 6
06/08/2007 04:35 PM

people tell me i look like ron weasly from those harry potter books -.-'

KChikita - Carrying a fig? 128,334 98
06/08/2007 07:02 PM

Millie! I've never gotten that Rita Coolidge, but that's a really good one!

KChikita - Carrying a fig? 128,334 98
06/08/2007 07:03 PM

Oops, my "that"'s multiplied.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/08/2007 07:04 PM

It's ok, KChi. It wasn't you - it was the baby.

Sweet Lincoln's Mullet 5,469 7
06/08/2007 07:32 PM

My little brother looks a lot like Ryan Philippe, which sucked at my bachelor party because most of the girls hung all over him the whole time, little bastard!

Robin® 14,626 10
06/08/2007 07:37 PM

looks like he has the same arrogance too.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
06/08/2007 07:38 PM

I'm told I look like that one studly Negro actor.

Lila Is A Knocked Up Rock Star 78,555 13
06/08/2007 07:39 PM

Your brother does NOT look liek Ryan. He stole Ryan's haircut. But he looks more like Eminem.
Or, at least he looks like he wants to look like Eminem.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/08/2007 08:01 PM

I've also been told that I (in tie-dye) have, at various points in my life, looked like an inmate in a lice-infected ward for the criminally insane.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/08/2007 08:07 PM

My little brother looks a lot like Ryan Philippe,

Yeah, not really. Doogie Howser maybe, definitely not Ryan Philippe.

Chance's nipples are fucking delish 171,275 14
06/08/2007 08:08 PM

The other kid looks like he ate Ryan Phillipe AND Doogie.

Straw 98,005 37
06/08/2007 08:10 PM

In that picture, Al, you're the one that scares me the least.

Sweet Lincoln's Mullet 5,469 7
06/08/2007 08:41 PM

Eh, bad picture.

I guess what I'm trying to say is my ugly little brother who looks nothing like anybody famous gets more Poe than me.

And that other kid is my schitzophrenic brother. He likes to start fires. He scares me.

Sweet Lincoln's Mullet 5,469 7
06/08/2007 09:11 PM

My nipple was a victim of the Blair Witch, does that count?

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/08/2007 09:14 PM

does that count?

No.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/08/2007 09:19 PM

My nipple was a victim of the Blair Witch, does that count?

My brother has his nipple pierced too. He's also skeezy, you two might like each other.

Sweet Lincoln's Mullet 5,469 7
06/08/2007 09:25 PM

And by 'brother' do you mean 'you'?

Sorry, I only hook up with people that can further improve my impecable social standing, and you my friend are not it.