Snorkatronic 45,655 12
06/13/2007 11:42 AM

Slobbered over by a blond with bug fake tits.

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
06/13/2007 11:42 AM

Big BIG.

Frost-ing fingers.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/13/2007 12:03 PM

Big Irish Guy has fake tits now?

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
06/13/2007 12:06 PM

No no, his are very real.

If hairy.

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
06/13/2007 01:25 PM

Fertilized

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
06/13/2007 01:41 PM

Raw, in the shell, and left the Frost in the refrigerator.


Today is onion bagel, schmear, and Nova, with a large cup of real Kona coffee.

Phuc 237,919 21
06/13/2007 01:48 PM

I like mine fresh!

Crypto- proudly not funny 800 7
06/13/2007 01:50 PM

Fresh from the ovary

Chance makes jello jealous.... 171,275 14
06/13/2007 01:50 PM

I'll take mine with green peppers, onions, and some cheddar cheese. A smidgen of hot sauce on the side please.

Straw 98,005 37
06/13/2007 01:52 PM

I just had a boiled egg with an english muffin.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
06/13/2007 01:53 PM

I'll take mine scrambled WITHOUT arsenic.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/13/2007 01:57 PM

With chorizo, and a hot Mexican girl.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/13/2007 02:08 PM

3 eggs fried with cilantro, cumin and black pepper on toast with a slice of Colby cheddar.

Chance makes jello jealous.... 171,275 14
06/13/2007 02:29 PM

<action> Snickers </action>

cumin.

You would.

Straw 98,005 37
06/13/2007 02:34 PM

Every once in awhile I'll be reading a Kinsey Millhone mystery and one of her quirks is to slice up a boiled egg and put it between two slices of bread slathered with mayonnaise and sprinkled with pepper. After reading that I always have to go make one.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
06/13/2007 02:40 PM

<action>channels Garfield the cat</action>

Hi! We're making eggs this morning!!
How would you like yours?

Let's shoot for recognizable.

syncope 49,019 14
06/13/2007 02:57 PM

Sunny side up with a side of bacon and some toast to mop it all up with.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
06/13/2007 03:00 PM

It's decided, I'm going to awful waffle to get an egg and cheese sandwich on texas toast over easy with grits and a side of hash browns covered.

Smokey Muskrat 41,132 13
06/13/2007 03:11 PM

Scrambled with a side of Bob Evans sausage links, fried taters and an English Muffin with butter.

syncope 49,019 14
06/13/2007 03:13 PM

Bob Evans sausage links

My friend Matt and his wife sometimes pick women up at bars for threesomes. For some convoluted reason I can't remember, whenever they score a threesome they refer to it as "going to Bob Evans."

So that made me spit coffee on my laptop.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/13/2007 03:17 PM

My buddy Scott and I went to a Bob Evans once and sat at our table. It took the waitress like 5 minutes to come back, so we left. For some reason we went out the emergency exit and it made an alarm go off all over the restaurant.

syncope 49,019 14
06/13/2007 03:19 PM

I've eaten at a Bob Evans once and, while I have to admire their dedication and effort, I don't think it's a good idea to create food that's actually worse than Denny's.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/13/2007 03:21 PM

Waffle House would beg to differ.

President Pimperoni 5,469 7
06/13/2007 03:21 PM

BURNT WITH A SIDE OF DOOOOOOM!

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
06/13/2007 03:22 PM

Today is onion bagel, schmear, and Nova, with a large cup of real Kona coffee.

schmear?

I thought that's what happens when I have an accident in my pants.

Marjod 1,942 9
06/13/2007 03:22 PM

Kept safely, (or not so safe, I don't care), in the ovaries, please.

PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome is a gentleman's best friend.

syncope 49,019 14
06/13/2007 03:22 PM

I am going to run out of 4-orbs if you keep this up, Blaise.

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
06/13/2007 03:23 PM

Waffle House would beg to differ.

Frost you! Waffle House is a Saint!

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/13/2007 03:23 PM

An jalapeno, egg and bacon kolache is pretty awesome too.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
06/13/2007 03:26 PM

I had a shot tongiht. This mroning. What ever. And it was called chicken little. And it had eggnog and orange liqueur and it looked like someone had cracked and edgg into a shot glass. I dranke it though.

G;night.

Straw 98,005 37
06/13/2007 03:41 PM

That sounds pretty tasty.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured Lilas! 35,066 15
06/13/2007 03:46 PM

I also had a Polar Bear and a Kamikaze and a Stiff dick and a... lots of them. Oh, after I had done my silver bullet shot, Jaggy pointed out that 3/5 people around the table own silver bullet sex tos nad I nearlt gagged that bitch.

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
06/13/2007 03:50 PM

... and a Stiff dick ...

Shhh. That was supposed to be our secret.

Robin® 14,626 10
06/13/2007 03:52 PM

How would I like my eggs?

Fertalized and growing in my uterus, thank you.

The High Priestess, Bite my gloirious golden ass! 58,948 29
06/13/2007 04:00 PM

I just made eggy-in-that-hole with some fruit on the side and OJ.

Smokey Muskrat 41,132 13
06/13/2007 04:06 PM

I also had a Polar Bear* and a Kamikaze** and a Stiff dick*** and a... lots of them****. Oh, after I had done my silver bullet shot, Jaggy pointed out that 3/5 people around the table own silver bullet sex tos nad I nearlt gagged that bitch*****.

* Declan in winter
** DR
*** Foye?
**** And the rest of his squad!!??
***** With the strap-on

Sounds like one helluva party!

KChikita with a lime! 128,334 98
06/13/2007 04:19 PM

Damn you, Skippy! Now I want Awful House!

Phuc 237,919 21
06/13/2007 05:17 PM

When I was a street vendor ("Summafun all-natural Eye-talian ices ovah heeeya!") in Manhattan back when I was, like, the Kiwi Twins' age, I'd eat at greasy spoons almost every morning with my buddy Grodsky, the hippie.

I'd get my eggs over easy with bacon and whatever taters they were serving up. Grodsky would always order "scrambled. Well done?" (for some reason, everything Grodsky says sounds like a question), but they would never be well done because what kind of a Poe--especially in New Yawk City--orders eggs well done. Bitches gots to run yo!

Smokey Muskrat 41,132 13
06/13/2007 05:28 PM

Eggs are like bowel movements:

Runny = bad
Semi-solid = passable, but less than desirable
Solid = the good stuff

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
06/13/2007 06:52 PM

Now I had a perfect Phuc up there this morning and now it's down to four; and Pram is now on the board. Seems to keep coinciding. Pram if I find out you are the one one-orbing my Phucs you are going to wish you had been born without an Emerson

syncope 49,019 14
06/13/2007 06:55 PM

I'm sure there are a handful of bitter young women and confused young men that can attest to the fact that Pram will ALWAYS ruin a perfect Phuc.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
06/14/2007 03:26 AM

I would like my eggs unfertilized.

Straw+ 98,005 37
06/14/2007 03:32 AM

I want my eggs to be teeny tiny dried up husks.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/14/2007 03:33 AM

Then I'm your man!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/14/2007 03:33 AM

<action>grumbles</action>Dammit, Straw! I was there first!

Thud 68,506 19
06/14/2007 03:34 AM

Did someone have Sage spayed or neutered?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
06/14/2007 03:41 AM

Nahh, Thud, my battleship still fires a full salvo, if you know what I mean.

Jaggy 11,895 13
06/14/2007 06:29 AM

I just woke up. It's 5pm. I feel like eggs.

This morning I was lining up my Stiff Dick, Angel's Kiss and Pink Poe (?) when the dude behind the bar recommended the Incredible Hulk. I'm in love. It's like liquid sour apple candy.

Shakespeare, the Pink Poe was a shaker, I have no idea what that vile pink shot was called.

Jaggy 11,895 13
06/14/2007 09:08 AM

It's 8.20pm and I finally got around to having breakfast. No eggs, but baked beans on toast, hash browns an chicken sausages. It was good. The stupid kitten just walked straight off the edge of my desk.

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
06/14/2007 09:12 AM

<action> has LJ visions.</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
06/14/2007 05:10 PM

"Look, Babs. So many little eggies, and I'm still starving, and I'm going to eat them all before I go to sleepie"

Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
06/14/2007 06:18 PM

Damn you, Al.