John Hargrave 128,751 73
06/26/2007 04:35 PM

And Jade's favorite caption from last week:

"Three plane tickets is a small price to pay."

Thanks to BobJohnson.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
06/26/2007 04:35 PM

Second to post first!

Once a Zolton, Always a Zolton 88,205 34
06/26/2007 04:35 PM

"Turn the pressure down! TURN IT DOWN!!"

Chix 286,539 61
06/26/2007 04:36 PM

Nothing like that bonding time between mother and child. A rocking chair. Their eyes locked. Some soft music.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
06/26/2007 04:36 PM

So. Aroungry.

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
06/26/2007 04:38 PM

<action>cries softly and leaves thread unnoticed</action>

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/26/2007 04:40 PM

"Dad's milk tastes more like pineapple."



I am so sorry.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/26/2007 04:40 PM

"Mommy has a five-star frontal crash test rating!"

move your feet to the beat of syncope's drum 49,019 14
06/26/2007 04:41 PM

"You know, this is so pleasant I would probably do it even if there was no milk involved."

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/26/2007 04:43 PM

"You gotta cut back on the coffee mom"

Cinderblock 27,578 25
06/26/2007 04:49 PM

"Chug! Chug! Chug!"

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
06/26/2007 04:55 PM

<action>sucks Undies' breast.</action>

syncope 49,019 14
06/26/2007 05:01 PM

<action>stops sucking Undies' breast.</action>Sorry man, occupied. Try the left one.

Chit 178,781 15
06/26/2007 05:03 PM

Awwwwww!!

His little fist clenched as though he was drinking from a beer mug and everything.

Atta-Boy!!

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
06/26/2007 05:05 PM

Do a boob stand! Do a boob stand!!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
06/26/2007 05:09 PM

"I hope she's one of those moms who believes in breastfeeding until the age of 10."

Phuc 237,919 21
06/26/2007 05:11 PM

Email subject of the day:

"Hey Natural and Safe way to enlarge Angelique Griffith?"

Thought it might help here.

Chit 178,781 15
06/26/2007 05:13 PM

Only two weeks running, but it looks as though Jade is effectively steering clear of the hundreds of thousands of attractive breasts that litter the internet.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
06/26/2007 05:47 PM

I wanted chocolate!

Your Designer 172 8
06/26/2007 06:21 PM

Most of you may be too young to remember the Dairy Board's ad campaign before "Got Milk?"

It was "Milk is a Natural" in a jingly: " 'cause milk is a natural."

I pasted that headline on a baboon feeding its child from National Geographic when I was in like sixth grade and was sent to the principal's office for disruption. Of course I was always getting sent to the principal's office for disruption, among other things.

Who would've thunk at the time that it was simply foreshadowing my successful career in advertising and design?

Robin® 14,626 10
06/26/2007 06:32 PM

Lay off the Mexican food lady.

Dixie Princess 583 8
06/26/2007 06:41 PM

I have a sudden urge for Oreo cookies

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
06/26/2007 06:48 PM

Dad was right, mom makes good milkshakes.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
06/26/2007 07:23 PM

Tell that mother to put her woman udders back in her shirt.

YeOleSmurf 299 6
06/26/2007 07:37 PM

Baby takes a sipple on mommy's little nipple.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/26/2007 08:08 PM

"I'm gonna pass out inflating this thing."

spacklepants 96 6
06/26/2007 08:54 PM

NROM NROM NROM NROM NROM

Phla's not crazy because John said so 131,068 34
06/27/2007 02:14 AM

You're right! He does look like that drunk guy from Cheers!

diburning 169 9
06/27/2007 07:06 AM

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

YeOleSmurf 299 6
06/27/2007 07:27 AM

"This aromatic white is extremely floral on the nose, with a flesh, generous palate and an overall lightness and elegance that fits nicely with summertime sipping."

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
06/27/2007 08:06 AM

Kid's thinking: "Strange, I have this sudden urge to just reach over and start playing with the other one."

Cranky 571 8
06/27/2007 01:18 PM

A beautiful photo. . . until you realize that that's not her kid.

And she's a he. . .

And the kid is getting about 12 years worth of sodium intake from the saline boob bag.

other than that. . .

Cinderblock 27,578 25
06/27/2007 04:24 PM

Diburning, make sure to read through the the thread before commenting as to avoid repetition...

gobadine 2,737 10
06/27/2007 08:17 PM

You need to use little Stuie's voice from family guy.

oh yeah you dirty bitch, you know you love it, just wait till I work on your lady garden bitch

Snofferol 129 7
06/27/2007 09:16 PM

Look carefully at the little tyke's eyes. "I know I have to suck my mom's tit in order to survive here, so the creepy factor is dailed down some- But no one said I had to look at it!"

Tweak 18,881 12
06/27/2007 09:49 PM

"What am I, British? Put this Shakespeare back in the fridge."

Marmite - 100% Yeast 12,955 12
06/27/2007 10:30 PM

<action>pours bleach into eyes</action>I think I must be the only female that finds the thought of breastfeeding utterly revolting. It really turns my stomach. And huge pregnant stomachs uncovered give me the heebie-jeebies. It's the sticky outy bellybutton. brrrrrrrrr.

Xzelian 114 5
06/28/2007 01:57 AM

New from Modela!
The Modela "Natural" combination breast pump/milk warmer, now featuring comforting baby like shape.

/ pram 80,728 42
06/28/2007 04:31 AM

"Mmm, this milk is totally tits!"

Cranky 571 8
06/28/2007 08:24 PM

"You know mom, this will be a totally different experience for you when I get my first teeth."

Shell Belle 77,143 25
06/28/2007 08:39 PM

I think I must be the only female that finds the thought of breastfeeding utterly revolting.

Nope. I was never a big fan either.

Barbs 127 8
07/01/2007 11:07 AM

Child: I lov M&M vely much

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/01/2007 09:51 PM

"The real cause of the Columbine shooting was the revelation of this childhood photo of one of the shooters to the health class the week before"

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 12:55 AM

"it's a shame that this little boy was left all alone in the world to fend for himself, but thank god for his new blow-up mommy!"

ChevyHuny 92 6
07/02/2007 03:37 AM

Rock on little man... it won't last forever.