Livewire 78,229 13
07/01/2007 03:23 AM

I'm spoken for.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 03:28 AM

I will never hit on another FEMALE gabber.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
07/01/2007 03:29 AM

How about a friendly negro?

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 03:32 AM

Only if makes me pancakes.

Straw+ 98,005 37
07/01/2007 03:35 AM

You couldn't keep your trap shut that she's 15? Jesus, now everyone knows and she'll get banned. Way to open your big mouth.

Oh, and 15 yr old girls usually have pubic hair. The more you know.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
07/01/2007 03:37 AM

Jesus, now everyone knows and she'll get banned.

Yeah, Pram, especially since she's a year older than you.

Chit 178,781 15
07/01/2007 03:42 AM

Sage is gonna be ticked!!




That we know....

Phlanx 1,919 8
07/01/2007 03:55 AM

Have you learned nothing from GAB Pram? 15 is plenty old enough for any GABber... I see the problem.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 04:11 AM

WHOZAWHATZIT?

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/01/2007 04:12 AM

Don't be upset because you hit on a 15 year-old, be suicidal because you hit on someone on the internet.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 04:15 AM

<action>tries to kill himself and misses</action>

Oh, I can't even do that right.

Millie 116,988 28
07/01/2007 04:35 AM

Awww, too bad, Pram. I was just going to start flirting with you.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/01/2007 04:56 AM

Mental age, we're about equal.

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/01/2007 05:37 AM

Meg, I got an e-mail from a GABber who shall remain nameless telling me of your age and requesting that I bash your no0b brains in.

I defended you, stating that if they hadn't said anything that they should keep it between the two of us. Sometimes there are exceptions.

Sucks that Pram's a dickhead who can't keep his mouth shut. Also sucks that someone's probably reported you.

But there is an age limit here. You must be this tall to ride the GAB.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 05:44 AM

<action>Hey, sexy. See anything you like?</action>Awww, too bad, Pram. I was just going to start flirting with you.

Phlanx 1,919 8
07/01/2007 05:46 AM

Well, perhaps Meg can hook up with that Juan kid from a couple months ago. I think he caught teh "childhood" too.

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/01/2007 05:48 AM

And no, Pram wasn't the one who e-mailed me. I haven't heard back yet how they found out.

Straw+ 98,005 37
07/01/2007 05:49 AM

Don't think I don't know what this is really about! Hrududu was banned, so she patiently waited until her 18th birthday, came back to the board and promptly showed her boobies. Y'all are hoping Meg will do the same thing, aren't you?

I'm onto you people and your ban-wagon.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 05:57 AM

Oh puhhlease, GAB won't even still be around by then.

Robin® 14,626 10
07/01/2007 06:10 AM

I lied about my age when I was 15, it's how I ended up having sex in a cheap motel with an internet stranger at 16.

The best things about that was getting an invite to his wedding a couple of months later.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 06:28 AM

What the hell did you marry him for?

Tweak 18,881 12
07/01/2007 07:16 AM

<iI am never hitting on another GABber...Ever... ever...again

The entire GAB community thanks you.

Tweak 18,881 12
07/01/2007 07:16 AM

<action>sucks at teh intranets.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/01/2007 07:45 AM

I was in love with a girl on the internet and met her and we ended up having sex... I then found out she was less than 18--whoops! But, I was in love, and I didn't mind waiting for her grow up "legally" she was VERY mature(for her age). And that's when her mother pulled the "leave my daughter alone, or we will involve the police". I still think of her fondly (the daughter, not the mom). Sometimes Love isn't legal, and you have to let it go, and move on..

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/01/2007 07:49 AM

Yes, because we all know statutory rape is the devil's work.

Regular rape, now that's the way to go. Especially if you're in New York, and are stabbed too. You haven't been raped and stabbed if you weren't raped and stabbed in New York.

Anh is bored. 11,158 14
07/01/2007 07:49 AM

Take it to HOB!

Anh is bored. 11,158 14
07/01/2007 07:51 AM

That was directed to He Bomb. I go sleep now. Too much wine.

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/01/2007 08:13 AM

So you hit on a 15 year old over the internet.

So what she lied about her age.

She's the one that has to learn dont Frost about your age on the internet.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/01/2007 08:37 AM

But you don't understand...

I asked her if she wanted to Frost.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
07/01/2007 08:50 AM

Well, here's the deal.. As most of you know, my real name is Chris(tian) Hansen. I'm not with MSNBC, but if there's anything else you'd like to say, we wouldn't like to hear it. And, if not, you're certainly free to leave and any time.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
07/01/2007 08:50 AM

*at

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/01/2007 09:19 AM

my real name is Chris(tian)


NO! YOU ARE THOR, GOD OF THUNDER!

Video Gamer 275 0
07/01/2007 11:18 AM

suckes to be you. All I have to say....

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
07/01/2007 02:48 PM

Well, say if I was someone who looked at someone who plays video games' profile on this here message board and entered their e-mail address in MySpaces website search program what would you expect me to find?

Something that looked a bit like this.


Looks like we've got two 15 year olds in this here thread.

Kitten_Interrupted 315 6
07/01/2007 02:52 PM

Well, guess what... I just found out she's only 15.

Hmm.. I suppose that it could have been worse. You could've found out that she was a 58 year old gay man instead.

I bet you wouldn't have been admitting that mistake out loud.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
07/01/2007 03:01 PM

Heh, I've done it to just about everyone's profile in this thread and learned about some.

We've got another dyke in our hands now as well.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/01/2007 03:04 PM

15 year olds are ruining Gab.

Stone Canadian Bikini! 62,262 18
07/01/2007 03:15 PM

Hey, serious question: does this thread count as posting someone's personal information?

Cause if it does. . . two birds with one stone, right?

Kitten_Interrupted 315 6
07/01/2007 03:29 PM

We've got another dyke in our hands now as well.

...just as long as I don't get any offers from guys wanting to play a little Dutch boy.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/01/2007 04:21 PM

15's okay, as long as you are over 30, and she calls you daddy.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/01/2007 04:28 PM

but before I get the reputation of the pedophilic statutory rapist... As far as you know I'm just a 58 year old gay guy.... Or a 15 year old video gamer that has wet dreams about your mom.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/01/2007 04:36 PM

And Pram... If you every run for office, at least you can say "I didn't inhale", or maybe, "I did not have sexual relations with that 15 year old girl I met on the internet" (because at least that means a BJs not out of the question) Damn!! Anyone got a cigar!

Robin® 14,626 10
07/01/2007 05:09 PM

HeBombedDamnIt.... it's you isn't it.

Robin® 14,626 10
07/01/2007 05:18 PM

And if it is, legal age in Texas is 17. I was only off by a year.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/01/2007 05:29 PM

Let's pretend I was 19, and say I was only off by a year... (I left you a message on Fotki)

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/01/2007 05:45 PM

Speaking of kids, where has Ollie been?

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/01/2007 05:48 PM

Pram, before you screw them, teach them.

Stone Canadian Bikini! 62,262 18
07/01/2007 06:05 PM

Speaking of kids, where has Ollie been?



Ooh, that reminds me. I have to update my picture in the photo album.

Kitten_Interrupted 315 6
07/01/2007 06:25 PM

Pram, before you screw them, teach them.

Now, that is something that I can see is going to crop up in therapy on Thursday.

<action>shudders.</action>

Cinderblock 27,578 25
07/01/2007 07:46 PM

I didn't join GAB until my 18th birthday even though I wanted to about three and a half years ago. Can't say I blame her, though.

Stone Canadian Bikini! 62,262 18
07/01/2007 08:17 PM

Being underage is only a big deal if a big deal gets made about it. I first joined up when I was underage and there are people younger than me who have been posting just as long or longer. (Did I just glance towards New Zealand? I'm sure I didn't mean to.)

As long as you're not an idiot, or choose to reveal you're underage to an idiot, then I personally don't think it matters.

Chit 178,781 15
07/01/2007 08:31 PM

One of the biggest joys of GAB is not having to worry about what you say to anyone else.

By knowing that someone is underage, it Frosts it up for everyone.

Luckily, I can just claim that I don't remember who it was that Pram ratted out and go about my uncaring ways!

Thanks for nothing, Pram!

Napkin 30,762 12
07/01/2007 08:56 PM

I have a confession. I joined GAB when I was 8 years old. I'm 12 right now. Sorry guys.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 12:20 AM

You're...Wel...come? What?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/02/2007 12:34 AM

<action>grabs his walker and high-tails it out of this thread.</action>

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
07/02/2007 01:43 AM

Pram, are you whining because you didn't know that she was 15 before you had sex with her?

Seriously, though.



It is kind of funny afterall.



Well mainly because at least it was not me who did it!

Straw+ 98,005 37
07/02/2007 01:44 AM

Misconceptions make my balls itch.

Kitten_Interrupted 315 6
07/02/2007 01:46 AM

Misconceptions make my balls itch.

Wow.. the Swearbot changes 'pubic lice' to 'misconceptions'?

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 02:00 AM

<action>Sticks his finger in Meg's bum</action>SEA URCHIN!!1

Thud 68,506 19
07/02/2007 02:09 AM

<action>shows up late for thread</action>
So which ones got banned/arrested/grounded?

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 02:21 AM

Dear Lord, Pram. I realized that you were hitting on me, but then again, there's the creepy Mexican housepainters that hit on me too, and they know how old I am. You hitting on me is like giving a blind man a BMW, it doesn't mean he's going to drive it(or Frost it). Credit me a little taste, I wouldn't Frost you.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 02:24 AM

Meg, you're 15. If I were you, I wouldn't be Frost-ing anyone.

If you do though, take some pics. Email in profile.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 02:24 AM

I wonder what prison is like.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 02:25 AM

Proud VTM, sorry.

[-Insert acceptable name here-] 315 6
07/02/2007 02:25 AM

Ok.. so I vote that Prrrrram is the one shoved off the island and that Meg's allowed to stay.

It looks like she has bigger balls than he has... she definately has a bigger vocabulary.

Millie 116,988 28
07/02/2007 02:44 AM

If someone is under 18 and is posting here, and if the moderators believe that this person is not old enough to be here, the person will be banned.

Being an idiot isn't a bannable offense.

Tweak 18,881 12
07/02/2007 02:45 AM

There's a good chance she also has a better job and a more promising music career.

Tweak 18,881 12
07/02/2007 02:47 AM

Millie, in the other thread you just complained that someone made a post which made no attempt to be funny, and now you're having a go at someone else for making a post which attempts to be funny?

Color me indifferent.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 02:48 AM

She's being ironic, Tweak. While being an idiot isn't a bannable offense, it's a "be harrassed until you leave" offense.

Tweak 18,881 12
07/02/2007 02:52 AM

Aha, but the thing with Pram is that people eventually get bored with his pathetic attempts at insulting them, so they start ignoring him. Pram, with his complete lack of interpersonal skills, interprets this as some sort of acceptance into the community, and that's why we can't have nice things.

Millie 116,988 28
07/02/2007 02:58 AM

I wasn't being ironic. I was saying that if Meg is 15, and the moderators find out she is, they'll ban her.

Pram won't be banned just for being an idiot.

And I didn't START a thread that was totally unfunny and uninteresting in any way. I just stuck my two cents into this already annoying thread.

I can complain about Shakespearety posts all I want and I can make Shakespearety posts too. My own hypocricy doesn't bother me.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 02:59 AM

Ok.. so I vote that Prrrrram is the one shoved off the island and that Meg's allowed to stay.

Hi, my name is Kittens, but you might know me as Hiding.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 03:00 AM

Ok.. so I vote that Prrrrram

You missed an "R" there, Froststick.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 03:04 AM

Being an idiot isn't a bannable offense.

Thank Christ for that!

Millie 116,988 28
07/02/2007 03:12 AM

HypocriSy--dammit!

Millie 116,988 28
07/02/2007 03:13 AM

Also, I should have added "yet" to the end of that sentence about idiocy.

Chit 178,781 15
07/02/2007 03:15 AM

Lucky for you, Miss Meg, your banning is priority #2, right after fixing the time stamp.

So there's a good chance you might just turn 18 before it ever takes place.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 03:16 AM

<action>wearing Australian zookeeper's outfit</action>

Did someone say something about a Hippo? Crikey!

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 03:16 AM

Oh, if they do ban me, I'm not going to be obnoxious about it. If I get banned, I'll be back when I'm eighteen.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 03:24 AM

By the way, Pram, how the Frost did you get my myspace??

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 03:52 AM

I didn't; you have a rat.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 03:53 AM

Yes, I know that, and I know who she is. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get it in a creeperish way.

Thud 68,506 19
07/02/2007 03:57 AM

I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get it in a creeperish way.

Creeperish. Interesting word. Fitting, too.

Chit 178,781 15
07/02/2007 03:58 AM

It gets creepier than him just having it?

Yeesh!

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 03:59 AM

Yeah, it does. I gave one person it, and apparently she passed it along. People like Pram is part of the reason my myspace is set on private.

Chit 178,781 15
07/02/2007 04:03 AM

Well, if you are really only 15, then "your space" should be a gated community anyway.


There will be plenty of time for "house parties" when you get out of high school and everyone quits keeping tabs on everyone so much.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 04:05 AM

For the record, I have never seen your Myspace.

Yes, I know that, and I know who she is. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get it in a creeperish way.

I didn't send you an invitation to my next ballet recital, if that's what you're wondering.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 04:06 AM

Are you trying to tell me that men doing ballet isn't creepy? What kind of sick fantasy world do you live in?

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 04:08 AM

No, I'm trying to tell you that it is creepy. Do you actually read posts, or just kind of skim them like you're going to have a test on the material later?

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 04:20 AM

I thought you were saying you had my address. Never mind.

Straw+ 98,005 37
07/02/2007 04:21 AM

Pram, in your first post you say she misrepresented her age on Myspace, and now you're saying that you've never seen her page? Which is it?

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 04:22 AM

An anti-drug ad if there ever was one. Don't do drugs, kids, you'll end up like Pram!

syncope 49,019 14
07/02/2007 04:33 AM

Wait a second...I missed the part where all of a sudden Meg can type coherently and isn't a complete tool.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 04:37 AM

Reading this thread is actually making me dumber.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 04:38 AM

Pram, in your first post you say she misrepresented her age on Myspace, and now you're saying that you've never seen her page? Which is it?

Word of mouth.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 04:38 AM

Didn't your mother ever tell you to not believe everything you're told?

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 04:42 AM

No, because no one ever told her not to believe everything she was told.

When I was a kid, she actually thought that I shouldn't cross the street because a little 15 year old told her that I might meet someone who misrepresents their age!

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 04:42 AM

Oh, wait.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 04:44 AM

I think I'm going blind.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/02/2007 04:46 AM

Proud VTM, sorry.


If that stands for Virgin 'Til Marriage, then I vote we ban her now. Someone else better count the votes, though, because I'll be in the bathroom puking up the bitter bile of my disgust.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 04:48 AM

Pram, what kind of childhood trauma made you like this?

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 04:49 AM

I can't remember my name.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 04:50 AM

Humphrey, run. Run while you can still remember how.

Thud 68,506 19
07/02/2007 04:57 AM

Probably too late.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/02/2007 04:58 AM

Pram, what kind of childhood trauma made you like this?


pram suffers from Assburger Syndrome but not as much as GABbers do.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 05:02 AM

<action>Falls to the floor and curls into the foetal position</action>

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 05:06 AM

I'm not buying that. My friend has ADD,ADHD, Tourette's, and Aspergers, and he's better behaved.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/02/2007 05:08 AM

That's, um.......quite the friend you've got there.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/02/2007 05:09 AM

Is your friend 18?

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
07/02/2007 05:10 AM

Yeah...He's fun to watch. Never, ever put food on his plate while he's eating.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 05:19 AM

<action>Retreats into his mommy's uterus</action>

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/02/2007 05:20 AM

<action>Vomits everywhere</action>There's a mental image I didn't need.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 05:48 AM

pram suffers from Assburger Syndrome but not as much as GABbers do.

No, I was wrong, sorry, I had that backwards. What I have is Burger Ass syndrome. Which isn't really a syndrome, I just need to excercise more and eat right.

[-Insert acceptable name here-] 315 6
07/02/2007 06:53 AM

I didn't realise that I also needed to be a masochist to join this site.

Prrrrrram 80,728 42
07/02/2007 06:56 AM

Well, that just comes with the terrortory.

.HC. 16,937 8
07/02/2007 07:00 AM

You either have to be a masochist or really be into nappy headed colored chicks.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
07/02/2007 11:05 AM

<action> Watches as thread starts to implode</action>

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/02/2007 07:01 PM

Pram,

So what if meg is, legally speaking, hotter than the sun? It still speaks volumes of your lack of character in this case to try and out her on a public forum, especially moreso if the impetus of this outing was because of being shot down.








Now, for those who have trouble with basic English, I just called Pram a douche.

Fuck You Ninja Pram 80,728 42
07/03/2007 12:59 AM

Okay, I can see how you might perceive my attempt at keeping a fifteen year old girl safe from your gimpy clutches as a gesture of total douchenozzlery, but you should know this:

I spent about four hours talking to her last night in chat. She's not mad at me, and we had a very nice conversation devoid of sexual inuendo or adult themes. So put that in your poet's pipe and smoke it, mother-Froster!

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/03/2007 01:05 AM

You forgot to mention that she was, indeed, banned because of you. Hero. Thanks.

Fuck You Ninja Pram 80,728 42
07/03/2007 01:06 AM

<action>sings "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots</action>

Take time with a wounded leg, 'cause it likes to heal...

friedto 6 5
07/03/2007 01:16 AM

If that stands for Virgin 'Til Marriage, then I vote we ban her now. Someone else better count the votes, though, because I'll be in the bathroom puking up the bitter bile of my disgust

Man, I hope I'm not a VTM, i hope i get married...

friedto 6 5
07/03/2007 01:23 AM

shuks, missed it again

Straw+ 98,005 37
07/03/2007 01:47 AM

Wait, she really was 15? We were talking about it in chat one night, but I thought she was just joking.

Pram, you really are an Emerson!

Thud 68,506 19
07/03/2007 02:00 AM

Pram, you really are an Emerson!

Second!

I call for a vote on the motion. Those in favor, say "Aye".

Those opposed, take it to HoB.

Fuck You Ninja Pram 80,728 42
07/03/2007 02:30 AM

Straw: Oh yeah, I'm really an Emerson for protecting someone from the dangers of the internet. Sue me now! I mean, it's not like I don't have 10+ years of experience talking to troubled kids and know what to watch out for.

I did a good deed. I should be HANGED!

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 02:35 AM

<action>models the new name Straw gave him</action>
Do you like it? It's a little tight in the crotch...

Thud 68,506 19
07/03/2007 02:36 AM

Pram, if you felt you must report the issue then that's your decision. There is a way to do so without having to start a thread about it.

I don't want to get into the issue of whether or not you should have reported her: as I said it's your decision.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 02:41 AM

It's a decision I made while under the influence of alcohol, but also out of guilt for flirting with her before I knew her age. I was disgusted, alright? I don't think kids belong on GAB. I honestly was NOT trying to have her banned; I just wanted everyone to know not to say anything sexually oriented to her, especially that guy who said that she's hotter than the sun. You're saying that about a CHILD, dude. I mean, yuck.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 02:43 AM

Also: I was not the one who reported her. All I did was start this thread. I've had no other involvement. I also picked my nose a few times and farted loudly, but that's really the only way I have contributed to this mess.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/03/2007 03:18 AM

So who cares what the reason was and that it wasn't your intent to get her banned. That's what you did, and that's what happened. And I guess I need to explain what "she is, legally speaking, hotter than the sun" means to you: it means that anyone who touches her is gonna get Frost-ing burned more than anyone ever wants to know. Got it now? She's off limits to anyone.

I thought I was pretty clear that the issue was with how you decided to handle your rejection.

If you really truly cared about me or any other GABber, you could have taken it to PM or a phone call or anything else besides a virual yell down the fire escape.

You know, Pram, I generally think you're a good guy and we had some good convos via IM and I've pretty consistently defended you (which you weren't aware of, which is okay) from other GABbers when you've come up in conversation now and then. I've started to change my mind. You or any GABber can misconstrue my explanation as some sort of defense of meg and that's cool, but it's really missing the point.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 03:32 AM

Hey, I'm not like that at all. I wasn't trying to get Meg in trouble, I just started this thread as a pre-emptive strike against anyone saying "oh my god, Pram propositioned a fifteen year old, LOL".

I don't always excel at decision-making, and often piss people off without meaning to, so I'm sorry for this, and I'll just Frost off now.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 03:35 AM

I'll be in chat to blanket you all with apologies, if anyone cares.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 03:38 AM

Or you can just slip into chat to punt me in the balls and then leave, that's fine too.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/03/2007 03:40 AM

against anyone saying "oh my god, Pram propositioned a fifteen year old, LOL".


I'm not sure it would have mattered much because everyone will be doing that with me, whether or not it's warranted or accurate.

Napkin 30,762 12
07/03/2007 03:45 AM

Pram, let me try to explain something to you.

The reason we are mad at you is the same reason you started the thread:

You're an Emerson, disgusting, off-color, awful, beastly, displeasing, gross, creepy, insufferable, odious, abhorrent, detestable, sickening, horrid, loathsome, nauseating, objectionable, pesky, repugnant, rotten, grody, abominable, bitchy, foul, invidious, ornery, pestiferous, repulsive, unpleasant, annoying, dislikable, nasty, hateful, revolting, unfunny, mean, funky, disagreeable, reprehensible, repellent, and most of all, obnoxious.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 03:47 AM

Those are just my good traits. On the negative side, I'm like a Frost-ing Carebear.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 03:52 AM

<action>hugs Napkin</action>

It's going to be...Okay. They can take our farm, but they can't take our pride. No amount of tractors and spades and contract-wieldin' varmints are going to divide this town. We'll always have Soviet Russia.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 04:00 AM

In Soviet Russia, thread starts YOU!!

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/03/2007 04:42 AM

Pram, Frost off. Don't sit here and say you're blameless for her being banned. You're the one who just had to start a thread announcing that she was underage.

You could have kept your Coleridge-holster shut there might not have been any problem. But nooo, you were so Frost-ing desperate for attention, cybersex or fap material that you had to make that a part of your conversation with her?

You've been an ignorant nuisance but you've just proven that you're a worthless sack of Shakespeare that doesn't play well with others.

You suck, dickface.

Millie 116,988 28
07/03/2007 04:46 AM

Why is everyone pissed at Pram (besides the obvious, already stated reasons.) He did not report her, and she told people her real age.

There have been other people who had the same thing happen to them; they admitted to being underage on this site. She admitted it in this thread, which is probably why she was banned.

I'm sorry if people liked her or think she shouldn't be banned, but this site has a disclaimer about age for a reason. If you want the site to shut down, then, by all means, encourage under-18 people to post here and openly admit it.

Millie 116,988 28
07/03/2007 04:53 AM

Yes, I do concede that this thread was a stupid idea, and he is being disingenuous when he says he was just trying to save her from creeps and save creeps from flirting with an underage girl.

But if you are underage and sneak on here, keep your age to yourself and don't be linking to your MySpace or whatever.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 04:53 AM

Thanks, Mil.

Awesome moves, Hammer. I wish I could reduce someone to nothing the way you do. I wish my head was harder than my heart.

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/03/2007 04:54 AM

I don't disagree. But she didn't admit to it until after he opened his big mouth.

If he hadn't, it may or may not have been found out, but we'll never know, because he just had to announce it openly. If he'd just reported her, had her banned and then told, that'd been different.

There are exceptions, and there've been exceptions. I do agree with the age rule, I don't agree with Pram's lack of tact.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/03/2007 04:55 AM

Pram, can you start a thread about your sexual advances towards Video Gamer?

Millie 116,988 28
07/03/2007 04:56 AM

Pram, you thanked me before you read my other post.

HH, he couldn't have spilled the beans if she hadn't, first.

The fault is hers, not his.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 04:56 AM

You mean where I asked him how to play Counterstrike?

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/03/2007 05:00 AM

<action>Looks right at pram</action>


....which is why, in the interest of the funny, we should not divulge our personal information.









...or buttrock.

The End.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 05:00 AM

Millie, I thanked you for being fair. I dont' care if you were castigating me; you were not unreasonable.

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/03/2007 05:00 AM

Generally as a rule of biology, Pram, your head is harder than your heart. Unless you suffer from Osteogenesis Imperfecta.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 05:02 AM

<action>Neophyte wrote,</action>I've learned a great deal about what is and is not funny, so thanks!


Could've fooled me...

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 05:02 AM

Hammer, I do suffer from Osteogenesis Imperfecta.

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/03/2007 05:06 AM

Millie, she told him off board. Not here. He could have kept his mouth shut here. I stated earlier that I was told off board before this thread was posted. I could have spilled the beans too, but I didn't.

They both were wrong.

Millie 116,988 28
07/03/2007 05:09 AM

Whatever. I've already lost interest in this subject.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 05:09 AM

<action>pounds his own little gavel</action>

GUILTY!

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/03/2007 05:10 AM

No, Pram, I believe the condition you suffer from is chronic assholia. Unfortunately, we have to suffer along with you while you continue to post here.

Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
07/03/2007 05:15 AM

This thread needs to be stricken down by the hand of an angry God.

Thud 68,506 19
07/03/2007 05:18 AM

Hammer, I think Pram's condition you're trying to think of is "recurrent acute cranial hemorrhoid disorder".

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/03/2007 05:31 AM

Or Severe Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

Thud 68,506 19
07/03/2007 05:33 AM

I think you hit the polyp on the head HH.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 05:40 AM

OW, MY HEAD AND ASS

Tweak 18,881 12
07/03/2007 12:34 PM

I understand that there's an age limit for a reason, but seriously, if we can't tell from reading someone's posts that they're underage, is there an issue? Pram outed someone who brought the funny and could have become a big part of the community in time, now she won't have a chance to do so for another couple of years.

Now, I don't know if anyone other than Pram is in communication with her outside of GAB, but if not, we can't really know if she told him her age with the expectation that he wouldn't announce it to the whole board. Personally I woulnd't believe a word Pram says on the matter, because our opinions of him really seem to matter to him and he'll say anything to get acceptance (isn't it funny how people like that rarely get any?).

There's been no shortage of underage GABbers in the past (myself, Neep and Filly are the first ones that come to mind), and some of them have even had their age known by the entire community. Surely the idea behind the age limit is to weed out the immature ones, therefore if they're mature enough to avoid notice, what's the problem?

Pram says he was doing it to protect her (he also says he didn't mean to do it. Golly, what a pickle he's in), which could be seen as a noble, fatherly act. I invite you all to consider this father-daughter relationship while also considering the fact that he waShakespeare-ing on her. From this, I can only conclude that Pram's father touched him in his private zone when he was fifteen.

Massively Retarded Amish Boy 57,521 23
07/03/2007 12:40 PM

I'm sure that John set up the rules on the site for the express purpose of covering his own ass. It's his site and we're allowed to use it, therefore what he says goes and we should be grateful enough to help him enforce those rules.

No exceptions.

Tweak 18,881 12
07/03/2007 12:44 PM

Yeah but... Pram caused global warming.

Tweak 18,881 12
07/03/2007 12:46 PM

<action>can't believe he missed this.</action>I will never hit on another FEMALE gabber.

So fifteen year old boys still work for you?

Jaggy NINJA! 11,895 13
07/03/2007 12:51 PM

Couldn't we just out Pram as being underage? Because, like, that's what he told me on IM.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 01:02 PM

From this, I can only conclude that Pram's father touched him in his private zone when he was fifteen.

He wouldn't. I begged and begged!

Video Gamer 275 0
07/03/2007 01:05 PM

I think some people are fags. Expecially the one typing this post and the one who made this thread all the way at the top.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 01:05 PM

Hey Jaggy and Tweak, go Frost yourselves and eachother.

"Fatherly", my ass. I was just looking out for her, and yeah, I hit on her before I knew her age. What's the problem? That's just something adults do. And considering that you and a couple others ALSO lied to GAB and posted while you were underage, why should anyone believe or trust you?

Get out of my thread, and I'll stay out of it, and we'll just let it die.

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/03/2007 01:06 PM

But before I go, Video Gamer is underage too.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/03/2007 01:32 PM

BUMP!

So that at least a few of you can feel smarter for not having posted in this thread.<action>dives on his sword</action>

Jep Bush 58,758 13
07/03/2007 01:37 PM

My take:

Meg seemed like she would've been a good contributor to the community just as the Kiwi twins were before they were legal. It is however her fault that she revealed her age to the village idiot, so in the end she'll just have to write this off as as an internet learning experience for her.

As for Pram, yeah, I have to admit that he acted like a complete douche and I am surprised because I was just starting to think he was coming around a bit. Why I would have expected anything different from him, I have no idea.

That'll be 2 cents, please.

Jep Bush 58,758 13
07/03/2007 01:41 PM

You can't shame me Al! I once argued politics here with Skippy and Tempus Fugit!

Tweak 18,881 12
07/03/2007 02:49 PM

"Fatherly", my ass. I was just looking out for her,

No you weren't, you were using her as a cheap attempt at getting clickies. If you were doing it with the intention of looking out for her, you'd have reported her while schooling yourself in the art of shutting the Frost up.

and yeah, I hit on her before I knew her age. What's the problem? That's just something adults do.

Okay, so why the hell did you make such a big deal about it? Here's how that conversation could have gone if you weren't such an unholy douche:
You: So do you wanna do it?
Her: Uh, I'm fifteen, sorry.
You: Oh... You know I was only kidding joking about all that bondage crap, right?
Her: Frost off, weirdo.
Chorus: Crisis averted!

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
07/03/2007 03:17 PM

So, it's still okay to sex her up on YM, right?

Tweak 18,881 12
07/03/2007 03:18 PM

Sure. She was a GABber, I'd say she'd Frost just about anyone that's not Pram.

Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
07/03/2007 04:04 PM

I'll have to agree with Jep on this one. She couldn't have been that great if she was Frost-ing retarded enough to talk to Pram and advertise to multiple people off-board that she was underage.

Millie 116,988 28
07/03/2007 06:10 PM

Um, excuse me, but I said it first!

So you agree with me, too--Missy!

Also, I don't believe Filly actually posted until she was 18; same with several other posters who started lurking at younger ages. And, if she did, she didn't tell anyone who told on her.

My personal opinion is that if you don't want people to know something, you don't tell ANYONE. Tell one person and it's your own damn fault if it comes out.

buttcold 268 5
07/03/2007 06:22 PM

The fault is hers, not his.

buttcold 268 5
07/03/2007 06:26 PM

ZUG operates under the principle of free speech. As a result, the subject matter frequently tends toward mature themes and coarse language. For obvious legal reasons, children and teenagers are kindly asked to wait a few more years before joining the community. Also, if you are under 18 and reading this, chances are that you're probably just a zit-popping, MTV-watching, teenage moron. Nobody on GAB is interested in what you have to say, so you're better off posting on MySpace anyway. (Submitted by user The French Mailman)

buttcold 268 5
07/03/2007 06:26 PM

hmmmm...oddly fitting to this situation.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/04/2007 08:03 AM

MySpace won't take me, they say I'm too old, and that people my age are just perverts looking for hot young... Hey wait, I just found out I can put that I was born in '91, nevermind; Now let's see... what was Meg's MySpace?...

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/04/2007 08:22 AM

Meg's Myspace.

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/04/2007 09:32 AM

So you hit on a overweight dude with a beard.

Dude man.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
07/04/2007 09:46 AM

Um...not that I am advocating this...

...it may have even been mentioned before but it's a long thread and I can't be bothered to read ALL of it,

but can't she just create a new account with fake information and then NOT talk to the perv narc?

Pram The Asshole 80,728 42
07/04/2007 09:49 AM

So you hit on a overweight dude with a beard.

Goddamn it...

Millie 116,988 28
07/04/2007 08:12 PM

but can't she just create a new account with fake information and then NOT talk to the perv narc?

Well, she can, as others have, and she'll be banned again.

I seem to remember people jumping all over Potter when she was underage and calling for her banning. My, times have changed.

And, I personally don't care how old someone is, but if it becomes known they are younger than 18, they'll get banned.

(I know I said I'd lost interest, but I'm bored now and trying to avoid cleaning my house.)

ǝɔuɐɥɔ 171,275 14
07/05/2007 02:29 PM

I dont know why people are defending a 15 year old posting here. Shes underage. You guys are Frost-ing pervs. The end.

and shame on you Sage. SHAME.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/05/2007 03:02 PM

and shame on you Sage. SHAME.

That word is not in his vocabulary. In fact, when he read your post, it looked like "and 𥓙⎋Ὡ on you Sage. ᾄỖᴟᴔ."

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/05/2007 06:35 PM

Shame on me? Frost you, Chance. Why did you single me out when others actually defended meg and I really didn't? I also wasn't the only one that flirted with her before her age was known. But I'm not surprised at your lack of reading comprehension, since all you seem to do is jump up and down, yelling "pay attention to me! Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!"

I'll be goddamned if I'll let anyone mischaracterize me and try to paint me as a rapist or child molester. So, to sum up what I just wrote since people rarely read what's posted:

1) learn to Frost-ing read

2) go Frost yourself

ǝɔuɐɥɔ 171,275 14
07/05/2007 06:41 PM

SHAME SHAME I KNOW YOUR NAME!

Phuc 237,919 21
07/05/2007 06:48 PM

Yeah, Chance. He's not a child molester. He's something...



different.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/05/2007 07:02 PM

Maybe John should make a Gab for kids, so that all the kids can go someplace to gab and then instead of banning them we can just direct them to www.zug.com/gabkids and they can talk about funny stuff that happened in school and then Pram could go there and hit on them.


I might have something here, John, if you do this and it works, can I have my own icon?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/05/2007 07:04 PM

Oh, and a double Frost you to Mr. Al "My this bash Sage bandwagon is mighty comfy!" Nantaganatnararha.

The Jerk 6,311 9
07/05/2007 07:06 PM

I clicked on the gabkids link, but all I see is Abe Vigoda. I always knew he was a pedo.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/05/2007 07:06 PM

Fine Sage, you can go to gabkids and hit on them too.

Filly 39,193 20
07/05/2007 07:08 PM

Heh. I like your idea, Foye.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/05/2007 07:10 PM

Thanks Filly, I hope I get an icon.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/05/2007 07:13 PM

Fine Sage, you can go to gabkids and hit on them too.

Go step on a landmine, Emerson.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/05/2007 07:14 PM

Go step on a landmine, Emerson

I would but all the IEDs are in the way.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/05/2007 07:16 PM

Meh. Six of one, half dozen of the other....

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/05/2007 07:17 PM

Six of one

Trying to have sex with 6 one year olds is going too far Sage.


Too far.

Filly 39,193 20
07/05/2007 07:18 PM

I'm not sure why you're getting all offended, Sage. It's not like it's libel or anything.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/05/2007 07:24 PM

Foye, I would guarantee you an icon if that idea comes to fruition.

Kill Sage and you can have two icons! Please use one of these so there's no risk of cloning.

Straw 98,005 37
07/05/2007 07:24 PM

Sage, I think you are just going to have to resign yourself to being ribbed about this for awhile, kind of like the shtick about Ollie being a pedophile. It may blow over and it may not.

I remember going through a period where BIG kept joking that my daughter was a promiscuous and alcoholic teenager. I usually either riffed back or just rolled my eyes. Then in Boston I showed him a picture of my daughter, and he was surprised. He really thought she was a teenager.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/05/2007 07:29 PM

Frost yeah, if I get my own icon I might even turn them on so I can see them.

ǝɔuɐɥɔ 171,275 14
07/05/2007 07:30 PM

Yeah Sage, so take the walking stick out yo ass! Stop being so Frost-ing defensive, its kinda like getting raped...the more you fight the harder youre gonna get it.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/05/2007 07:30 PM

The difference, Straw, being that no one who has met you or seen a photo of your daughter goes around saying to everyone else that she is what BIG said.

Just hearing what people say about Sage makes me want to turn myself in to the police.

ǝɔuɐɥɔ 171,275 14
07/05/2007 07:31 PM

Book'em Dano.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/05/2007 07:46 PM

Yeah, I guess you all are right.

Hey, how about I buy ice cream for everyone! There's this Baskin and Robbins that I hang out at all the time close to the junior high school.

Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
07/05/2007 09:11 PM

I just remembered this lovely little saying - I told a friend whos 16 year old daughter was stood next to her. She went very quiet...

"Old enough to bleed
Old enough to breed"

Dixie Princess 583 8
07/05/2007 09:28 PM

Hey, how about I buy ice cream for everyone! There's this Baskin and Robbins that I hang out at all the time close to the junior high school.

I dont think they carry Creamy Sage as one of the 31 flavors

Cinderblock 27,578 25
07/05/2007 09:30 PM

Go step on a landmine, Emerson

Okay, VERY little offends me, but that literally made me gasp. You should be ashamed of yourself. I don't care about politics right now, Foye is a brave man. Jesus Christ, I know I'm a n00b, but I have to say: You are an Emerson.

Stone Canadian Bikini! 62,262 18
07/05/2007 09:39 PM

its kinda like getting raped...the more you fight the harder youre gonna get it.


Exactly. That's why I always fight.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/05/2007 09:56 PM

Okay, VERY little offends me, but that literally made me gasp. You should be ashamed of yourself. I don't care about politics right now, Foye is a brave man. Jesus Christ, I know I'm a n00b, but I have to say: You are an Emerson.

Oh, I'm an Emerson? That's too rich. I'm so Frost-ing glad that your delicate sensibilities weren't offended in the least when I was repeatedly accused of being a pedophile.

Sorry, but I don't think it takes a brave man to act as an unquestioning tool of an errant government. And I wonder if your blind patriotism has taken into consideration that the United States government has killed over six hundred thousand Iraqi civillians who really had nothing to do with 9/11 for one, and for two, had nothing to do with Hussein, or three, had nothing to do with regional politics.

You don't find that teeny factoid offensive, but what I said set your little heart all aflutter?

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/05/2007 10:13 PM

Huh?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/05/2007 10:54 PM

Neo,

1) learn how to Frost-ing read

2) Frost off

[-Insert acceptable name here-] 315 6
07/05/2007 11:02 PM

There are three seperate issues here as far as I can see.

1. Meg is underage.

If this is true then she shouldn't be here and the ban was fair.

2. Pram outed Meg in a public thread about how grossed he was and that had little to do with his concern about the site rules.

In my opinion (which is always right.. you should just accept that about me...) Pram wasn't outing Meg because of her age, he was outing her because he hit on her and felt like an arse. Well, Pram. You are an arse. Deal with the fact, we all have.

3. Pram hit on a 15 year old girl OVER THE INTERNET.

See explaination for point two. Pram, you are an arse. A desperate arse.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
07/06/2007 12:53 AM

Come on guys, quit pressing Sage's buttons, of course he wouldn't Frost kids, they are too small.

Unless they are married. Think about it Sage, maby you should move to Utah.






Oh Frost it, I have nothing funny to say right now.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/06/2007 01:27 AM

I got no respeck for someone who's job description includes "You may have to murder people because some Emerson who's safe in a bunker said so," but I respeck Foye because not only is he funny, but he's eaten things that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot radioactive pole dipped in battery acid.

As for Aqualung... he don't care what I think so I won't bother saying that I got more respect for snot.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/06/2007 01:27 AM

Neo,

1) learn how to Frost-ing read

2) Frost off

1. It's pronounced "Neophyte", hence the "phyte" portion.

2. Go Frost kids*













* And by kids I mean baby goats.

Video Gamer 275 0
07/06/2007 01:44 AM

www.nealtapio.com <-- its a good place for pedophiles like pram

Joke: Why is halloween a pedo's favorite holiday?

Free Delivery

Pram,bringin' teh funny 80,728 42
07/06/2007 01:47 AM

and then Pram could go there and hit on them.
With a sack of nickels, maybe...

Pram,bringin' teh funny 80,728 42
07/06/2007 01:50 AM

Kitten, go play on I-5.

Pram,bringin' teh funny 80,728 42
07/06/2007 02:10 AM

with yourself.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/06/2007 02:11 AM

It's pronounced "Neophyte", hence the "phyte" portion.

My apologies, Neophyte.

Filly 39,193 20
07/06/2007 02:11 AM

Pram, shut up.

marP 80,728 42
07/06/2007 02:14 AM

Filly filly bo billy, bananna fanna fo...Filly.

marP 80,728 42
07/06/2007 02:15 AM

me mi mo Millie...

Filly 39,193 20
07/06/2007 02:15 AM

Please?

marP 80,728 42
07/06/2007 02:20 AM

Well if I answer that, then I'm not really shutting up, am Frost!!

Filly 39,193 20
07/06/2007 02:21 AM

Goddammit.

marP 80,728 42
07/06/2007 02:21 AM

<action>goes and sits on the bench</action>

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 88,205 34
07/06/2007 02:24 AM

<action>waves to Filly</action>
Oh, Filly, Filly, Filly.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a sordid retardo-pedo-cyber-flirting creepfest* like this?

*By which I mean this thread in particular. Not all of GAB. Although...

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/06/2007 03:23 AM

As for Aqualung... he don't care what I think so I won't bother saying that I got more respect for snot.

As a matter of fact, Al, I do care what you think of me personally. There are half a dozen GABbers whom I care very much what they think of me. The thing is, even if I do the things you want me to do, like die a miserable, painful, public death, or leave GAB and never return, it won't change your opinion of me in the slightest. So I don't plan on doing either of those things.

Sorry.

marP 80,728 42
07/06/2007 04:00 AM

Does that leave other options open for what you'd be willing to do, then? Face in a fryer! Face in a fryer!