TheFoye 55,700 16
07/09/2007 10:04 PM

This smells of desperation.

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
07/09/2007 10:04 PM

A new cologne by Hugo Boss?

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/09/2007 10:05 PM

Astroglide is a liquid, right?

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
07/09/2007 10:07 PM

1)Coffee - that's a given.

2)KY Jelly - that's awesome.

3)Pea Soup - because one tubgirl is not enough.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/09/2007 10:08 PM

Alright John, you didn't have to soccermom me, I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about whoever emailed you wanting to stick coffee up your ass.

Sunny and Capricious Bikini 62,262 18
07/09/2007 10:11 PM

This smells of desperation.



Sage?

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
07/09/2007 10:13 PM

Red Bull - it gives you wings, but does it give you a cleaner colon? Let's find out.

Eggnog - great for cleaning out all that Christmas dinner that's still stuck in there.

Trans Fat Free Vegetable Oil - a salute to the new NYC by-law.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
07/09/2007 10:19 PM

Vichysoisse or Gazpacho? Will the French or the Spanish do a more thorough job?

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/09/2007 10:25 PM

This smells of desperation.

Sage?

I don't think Sage is going to start sticking foreign liquids up his ass just on the sheer basis he's still clinging to a hope that his physical therapist might actually stick her thumb up there.

Video Gamer 275 0
07/09/2007 10:27 PM

the sweat that drips off me when i start dancing "the hustle"

Bean 8,602 19
07/09/2007 10:44 PM

Club soda. I've heard it gets EVERYTHING out.

The Jerk 6,311 9
07/09/2007 10:47 PM

Vomit.
Jell-O (there's always room).
Urine.
Gabber tears.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
07/09/2007 10:51 PM

Coffee made from beans that have been shat out by monkeys. No, seriously. Work-safe.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,454 56
07/09/2007 10:55 PM

Goldschlger - It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to be shooting gold out of your ass!

The Mailman, workal poster 176,454 56
07/09/2007 10:57 PM

Trixxie's semen

Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
07/09/2007 10:59 PM

Jerk has the right idea. It should be the operatives own urine. Imagine, pissing into a container, then enemising (is that actually a word?) yourself with your own piss, only to slaShakespeare out your ass!! AWESOME.

Anh is bored. 11,158 14
07/09/2007 11:10 PM

Ice Quad Tall Milk of Magnesia Latte. With your choice of delicious syrup! I wouldn't recommend steaming up milk of magnesia...

Chit 178,781 15
07/09/2007 11:23 PM

Hydrogen Peroxide

It tends to foam up and erupt when introduced into a closed space and allowed to react with raw flesh.

I used to have to irrigate a gunshot wound with it three times a day to clean it out, when I was much younger and a lot dumber.

(see BlueLep)

You will be able to contend with the fireboats in Boston Harbor on the 4th of July!

Will make Diet Coke and Mentos look like a child's squirt gun.

Hamer101 31 5
07/09/2007 11:41 PM

bong water or ipecac

Chit, I second the hydrogen peroxide. I had surgery in my mouth and I had to rinse out with a cup full twice a day. When it reacts with bacteria its like a frothy explosion.

Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 14
07/09/2007 11:50 PM

Dom Perignon - ooooh... bubbly!

Chit 178,781 15
07/09/2007 11:58 PM

For that matter, if you are lookiung for the publicity...

(how out of character would that be)

I'm sure if you did a Diet coke enema, then had Jade wedge a few Mentos up your hole, the viral video would fly off the shelves...



And, it would be about $39,997 cheaper than past expeditions.

FloggingMike 10 5
07/10/2007 12:03 AM

Corn/Maple Syrup
Applesauce
Butterscotch Dessert Topping
Lemon Juice/Vinegar

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/10/2007 12:22 AM

Orange Juice.

Cough Syrup.

Bacon.

Please let this work 6 5
07/10/2007 12:23 AM

* 2 medium firm-ripe bananas, peeled, sliced
* 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
* 2 cups Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix
* 1 cup water
* 1 cup mashed very ripe bananas (about 2 medium bananas)
* 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 1 cup Aunt Jemima Syrup, warmed
* 1/2 cup coarsely chopped pecans, toasted if desired

1. Combine sliced bananas and sugar in small bowl; set aside.

2. For asscakes, combine asscake mix, water, mashed bananas and cinnamon in medium bowl; stir with wire whisk until large lumps disappear.

3. Pour into ass. Scrape bowl if necessary.

Recipe Yield: An ass full of batter.
Serving Size: A bathtub full of batter.

Nutrition Information:
Calories: 340, Calories from Fat: 60, Total Fat: 7g, Saturated Fat: 1g, Cholesterol: 5mg, Sodium: 380mg, Total Carbohydrates: 66g, Dietary Fiber: 3g, Sugars: 42g, Protein: 5g

Declan McManus, Medicated for Your Protection 131,887 36
07/10/2007 12:33 AM

Red wine.


Cheap red wine.


Cheap red wine from Modesto, California.


Cheap red wine from Modesto, California, in the half-gallon bottle.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
07/10/2007 12:49 AM

BBQ sauce

Live guppies

Root beer

Lemonade

Gerbil

Chicken noodle soup

diburning 169 9
07/10/2007 01:12 AM

liquified goldfish, tomato sauce, campbells CHUNKY soup, baked beans, a cocktail (bloody mary preferred), salt water, shampoo, fat drippings from a grill, blood from uncooked meat, lemon juice, toothpaste, mouthwash, food coloring, and peanut butter

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
07/10/2007 01:19 AM

Aspirin (asspirin?)
Spam juice
Tequila
Drano (unclogs pipes heh)

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/10/2007 01:25 AM

Cheap red wine from Modesto, California, in the half-gallon bottle.

And save on the enema bag?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
07/10/2007 01:32 AM

Summer's Eve Medicated Douche.

It will leave you feeling fresh.

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 01:37 AM

Jalapeno Juice



I double dog dare you!

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 01:43 AM

Spray Cheese



(cure for the runs)

YeOleSmurf 299 6
07/10/2007 01:45 AM

How about an Anal-Cement Mixer:

-Two parts Baily's Irish Cream
-One Part Lime Juice

Get it up the butt before it curdles! Mix rigorously.

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 01:50 AM

I can't believe I keep trying to walk away from this thread and then I think,

Oh wait!! I know what he can shove up his ass...


How about Alka Seltzer or Pop Rocks.

Snart 52 5
07/10/2007 01:52 AM

Creamed corn.

I know this isn't "officially" a liquid, but it is generally liquidy. And it tastes good.

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
07/10/2007 02:01 AM

I am interested in discovering if daily doses of sperm can be healthful in any way. I mean, this is a scientific study right? So that makes it okay?

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
07/10/2007 02:07 AM

Milwakee's Best
Grape MD 20/20
Everclear

Snart 52 5
07/10/2007 02:15 AM

Holy water

Snart 52 5
07/10/2007 02:19 AM

- Rice pudding

- I Can't Believe It's Not BUTTer, the liquid squirt variety

- Fruit on the Bottom yogurt (a.k.a Fruit IN the Bottom yogurt)

Ring Around the Collar 3,671 9
07/10/2007 02:25 AM

Liquid Plumber
Drano
Sulphuric Acid
CLR
Grease Magnet

Desincarnage 27 6
07/10/2007 02:40 AM

Would it be considered dangerous to try mixing this Shakespeare with Pepto-Bismol? (You can shorten it to P-B, which ironically also stands for Pink-Brown!)

It would be a happy mix of digestive medecine fluids!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
07/10/2007 02:41 AM

Jack Daniels!

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
07/10/2007 02:52 AM

Pancake syrup. Seriously.

SnipeZC 40 6
07/10/2007 02:54 AM

1. peanut butter....
2. mint jelly
3. rummages through kitchen....COTTAGE CHEESE!!!

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
07/10/2007 03:08 AM

Epoxy
Expanding foam
Lard

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/10/2007 03:11 AM

Hey, you stupid Coleridgebreath noobs, you need to take a remedial class on Frost-ing reading retention. John said "no poisons, if it can't go in one hole, it's not going in the other".

On that note,

orange juice, lemonade, guava juice, coke, Guinness, a Whopper smoothie, a Frosty, Clearly Canadian or other sparkling flavored water crap, that new Diet Pepsi Max, spagetti sauce, heavy whipping cream, sea water, guacamole.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
07/10/2007 03:53 AM

Ooh, how about a tank of seamonkeys? That's not poisonous, is it?

I think it might tickle.

Combine Orgasm 197 7
07/10/2007 03:55 AM

Beer
Red bull
snapple

yorkydee 709 9
07/10/2007 03:55 AM

Alka Seltzer Colonic
(Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!)

Pop Rocks Colonic (this could be fun)

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 03:56 AM

A Slurpee




(straw with little built in spoon, optional)

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 03:58 AM

Alka Seltzer Colonic
(Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!)

Pop Rocks Colonic (this could be fun)



Those are both fantastic ideas!!

yorkydee 709 9
07/10/2007 04:31 AM

If both my ideas are fantastic, why the hell didn't you click me you selfish bastard?

Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
07/10/2007 04:36 AM

Shakespeare, wrong thread:

Flavored lubricant. I can even supply it for you in a good flavor and everything if the guy's willing to give me his address.

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 04:40 AM

If both my ideas are fantastic, why the hell didn't you click me you selfish bastard?


Scroll up about 20 posts!

(and say I'm sorry)

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
07/10/2007 05:01 AM

cottage cheese

Chaos Llama 32 8
07/10/2007 05:12 AM

Strawberry Daiquiri (with crushed ice)

musiciansbest 15 5
07/10/2007 05:15 AM

i recommend tartar sauce

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/10/2007 05:16 AM

My apologies to Hump and CSME for repeating OJ and lemonade.


Jagermeister. It comes back out when you swallow it, why not see what happens when you force it up your colon?

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
07/10/2007 05:17 AM

Hot Salsa.

Emeril's Smoooth Honey Mustard.

Aged Balsamic Vinegar.

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 05:18 AM

Wasabi

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 05:21 AM

Whipped Cream

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
07/10/2007 05:29 AM

This.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/10/2007 06:54 AM

Ketchup
Mustard
Relish

Combine.
Insert.

dlutchy 0 5
07/10/2007 06:57 AM

Chilly Sauce.

I want to know if it burn at the other end as well?

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/10/2007 07:07 AM

A liquified McHappy meal.
A liquified pizza.
Mashed potatoes.






...or this

:Le Buge 193 5
07/10/2007 12:44 PM

Everclear

Dily2004 0 5
07/10/2007 02:00 PM

Peanut Butter. But that might have the clogging effect...oh, well!

Marjod 1,942 9
07/10/2007 03:30 PM

7-Up.

It writes itself.

comradechairman 21 5
07/10/2007 03:33 PM

Coke Zero
Motor Oil
Coke Zero + Sprite + Coffee + Tabasco
(all in one, quadruple the feeellinn!)
(Seperate also)

Thai Chicken Sauce
Chocolate Syrup
Mayonnaise!
Omega-3 Oil

ladydarkwind 0 7
07/10/2007 04:20 PM

Vodka, or another type of alcohol of choice. cranberry juice.

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 04:32 PM

I bet if you could somehow duplicate the effect seen in the tubgirl photo in a "how to" video, and post it to someplace like Youtube, it would burn through the internet like a Frost-ing wildfire.

Mushroomer 31 6
07/10/2007 05:52 PM

Why not try Red Bull?
I'm curious, if it goes in the other hole, do you still end up energized?
Or Mouthwash! That's not just clean out the crap, it'll leave your farts citrus-fresh for days!

Fratberry 283,028 53
07/10/2007 06:15 PM

PUDDING

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
07/10/2007 06:18 PM

Tang

Fratberry 283,028 53
07/10/2007 06:26 PM

I like the "blast off" tie-in of the Tang.

Fratberry 283,028 53
07/10/2007 06:35 PM

Frosties.

Napkin 30,762 12
07/10/2007 06:49 PM

Three words:

Will It Blend?

Dinomyar 266 8
07/10/2007 06:54 PM

How about a cup of stool softener or laxative? Works in one end, maybe the other?

FloggingMike 10 5
07/10/2007 08:15 PM

Hmm...I was watching that Man Vs. Wild show the other day and he said it was safe to drink your own urine so I guess if it's good in one end why not have a self inflicted golden shower?

Colonel Sanchez 29 6
07/10/2007 10:33 PM

chocolate sauce

SnipeZC 40 6
07/10/2007 10:36 PM

TAB cola .....

i still stand at cottage cheese though .....or how bout eggs...like have them cracked open and just use the white stuf and the yoke

Hollis the Great 7,284 14
07/10/2007 10:59 PM

Listerine Whitening.
Cheap anal bleaching, perhaps?

Hollis the Great 7,284 14
07/10/2007 11:01 PM

Cat urine.
Fish oil.
Chamomile tea.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/11/2007 12:50 AM

Tom Yum Soup.

Pigs Blood.

Pancake batter.

Ahtishe 93 5
07/11/2007 01:05 AM

Nacho cheese;

Bacardi 151. ;

Baking Soda, Vinegar, soap(organic liquid soap (so it's not poisonous) and Red food coloring...

Thud 68,506 19
07/11/2007 01:15 AM

Axle grease.

Mi entrepierna es en fuego! 95 5
07/11/2007 03:03 AM

Molasses
Saltwater
Tomato juice
Alfredo sauce
Barbecue sauce

But I think my favorite so far has been nacho cheese.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/11/2007 05:07 AM

Prune juice?





Olestra?

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/11/2007 05:13 AM

Mint jelly and a pork chop?

Ahtishe 93 5
07/11/2007 05:25 AM

Soft serve icecream;
cow, yak, or goat yogurt;
goat or yak milk;
apple pie filling;
meat pie filling;
syrup of ipecac;
Chunky beef stew;
Clam Chowder;

yeah thats all i can think of for now...

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/11/2007 05:53 AM

If you're not careful with the ice cream/slushie he'll get a nut freeze.

Napkin 30,762 12
07/11/2007 07:52 AM

How about poop?

Ahtishe 93 5
07/11/2007 08:40 AM

personally i want him to try the chilled clam chowder and soft serve ice-cream together... bonus points if he just sticks the soft serve or slushie tube up his ass in public and fills it..

Hell all of this could be done at a 7-eleven if his fast enough.

Phwoar 0 5
07/11/2007 09:07 AM

Molasses!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/11/2007 12:53 PM

Creamed corn.

I know this isn't "officially" a liquid, but it is generally liquidy. And it tastes good.

He's not going to Shakespeare it out and then EAT it.

I hope.

Fratberry 283,028 53
07/11/2007 12:55 PM

GAH! Roofie!!

FloggingMike 10 5
07/11/2007 02:15 PM

hmm...
well since they call it fudge packing how about the ingredients of fudge?

marshmallow fluff

chocolate or peanut butter warmed up so it's a loose enema friendly consistency

sweetened condensed milk

~~~~

On a separate note I wonder about how vagisil would work as an enema fluid...I wouldn't put it in my mouth but women put it in the baby box so I guess it's safe for internal use...it can prevent those nasty sourdough infections of the lower rectum

Golden Words 977 9
07/11/2007 03:18 PM

How about the liquid outcomes of the first experiment?

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
07/11/2007 03:24 PM

How about salsa or seltzer...both sound similar and they we would be great fun to put inside.

Original freckle-faced-gangsta 171,275 14
07/11/2007 03:39 PM

Mountain Dew.

I dont care if someone has said it already.

TheZog 412 9
07/11/2007 04:26 PM

Onion SlivBLAM!!!1eleventy!

KingMikeII 354 7
07/11/2007 05:57 PM

Bailey's chased with lime juice.

There isn't a chance in hell it will be cleansing, but I figure you should take advantage when someone offers to shove random crap in their ass. Just don't tell them it's known as the Cement Mixer

mothcleaner 4,106 10
07/11/2007 05:58 PM

clam juice and Limburger cheese blend

Original freckle-faced-gangsta 171,275 14
07/11/2007 06:02 PM

Jameson's chased with BIG.

Try getting that up your ass.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/12/2007 06:42 AM

If you blew a heap of helium up there, y'think his farts'd be all squeaky?

qwernator 0 5
07/12/2007 08:17 AM

It is simple. Your blood vessels are dense and close to the thin skin of your intestines.
What else could you think of, except some cheap Italian or Spanish Vino tinto (well, you don't have to drink it, see the point?).
Cheers (no kidding).

Recommendations: (i) make sure you are of legal drinking age
(ii) do NOT use more than one bottle (resorption will likely be very fast) (iii) high spirits are NOT funny
(iv) puking will possibly not help

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/12/2007 04:51 PM

Thanks mom.

Soccer-mom_ 4,106 10
07/12/2007 06:06 PM

your welcome

CarloTheMan 32 10
07/12/2007 07:29 PM

Guacamole Sauce. Clean and Green with the Rainforest Wonder!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/13/2007 12:44 AM

Hobo Stew

Buttermilk

A-1


Formula

Breast Milk

Thud 68,506 19
07/13/2007 01:01 AM

Self-expanding insulation foam.

OinkHA 2 5
07/13/2007 04:49 AM

Salsa. Definitely salsa. But in the spirit of kindness, go with the mild rather than hot-n-spicy.

Sakon 595 9
07/13/2007 07:19 AM

-Olive oil
-beef stock
-half n' half
-castor oil
-protein shake
-Arby's jamocha shake
-pancake batter
-PEPTOBIZMAL
-Slim Fast

(I appologize if I have used anyone elses entry by coincedence)

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
07/13/2007 12:52 PM

Pea soup

When you're done with it, give it away to the homeless. Hell, for a couple of extra bucks, they might even take one for the team and have a funnel full of pea soup inserted into their rectum.

Phwoar 0 5
07/15/2007 12:55 PM

The soup of the day from your favorite restaurant.

TheTylerB 6 5
07/16/2007 10:34 PM

Gatorade. Is it in you?

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/17/2007 04:20 AM

If it's soup, it's gotta be red.






...with Top Ramen in it.

fox-n-sox 0 0
07/17/2007 05:12 AM

A hot vindaloo(its a hot indian curry for all of you with no culture)
And it burns burns burns the ring of fire

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
07/17/2007 05:24 AM

I second Vodka.

Thud 68,506 19
07/17/2007 05:30 AM

How about one of the really potent energy drinks? Absorption rate would probably be greatly increased.

TheTylerB 6 5
07/26/2007 04:15 PM

Like Red Bull?