John Hargrave 128,751 73
07/10/2007 09:08 PM

And Jade's favorite caption from last week:

Bob was well known as a "large canvas" painter.

Thanks to Chix.

Married loopy 6,902 12
07/10/2007 09:11 PM

Some transvestites just stuff their bras.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
07/10/2007 09:16 PM

Computer porn before Al Gore invented the internet.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/10/2007 09:19 PM

So is it sucking or blowing to make the breast larger? Because I could do either one of those to a titty.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/10/2007 09:29 PM

that reminds me of a Breast Pump, which reminds me of Breast milk, which reminds me of the wonderful fudge that my mom's friend used to make--It was wonderful until the day that my mom told me we couldn't eat it anymore because she found out her friend made it with her "special milk"... I wonder what fudge would taste like if I made it with my special milk...

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 88,205 34
07/10/2007 10:34 PM

"I'm all for saving the environment, too, Bob.

But can we please go back to the grill that runs on propane?

Lt. Rev. Dr. Suhypa ESQ. 5,547 9
07/10/2007 10:40 PM

The shocking truth behind organic milk.

Shiggety 2,286 7
07/10/2007 10:54 PM

Farmer Bob's wife finally acts on her odd milking machine fetish.

Shiggety 2,286 7
07/10/2007 10:54 PM

Skim, 1%, 2%, Homogenized... Betty just couldn't take the confusion any longer. It was time to take matter into her own hands.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/10/2007 10:58 PM

Don't mock this woman. Didn't you see her Fat Poe award on the wall in the background?

Chit 178,781 15
07/10/2007 11:09 PM

Skippy knew that the haircut would throw them off just long enough to complete the transition!

Sully 605 9
07/10/2007 11:09 PM

So that's how Daleks are created!

Werehampsta 6,375 8
07/10/2007 11:25 PM

"Moo."

I HATE: mothcleaner 4,106 10
07/10/2007 11:28 PM

you've heard of penis pumps?

this is for transvestites

Fratberry 283,028 53
07/10/2007 11:53 PM

"Ma-kin' Cop-ies!"

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
07/11/2007 12:00 AM

This was so not worth the wait.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
07/11/2007 12:40 AM

Anyone else notice the sticker on the machine?

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/11/2007 12:54 AM

It took 10 minutes, but Linda finally realised she was using the phone incorrectly.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/11/2007 02:45 AM

"Side effects include saggy breasts"

Golden Words 977 9
07/11/2007 08:57 AM

"There's gotta be an easier way to find out your bra size"

Xzelian 114 5
07/11/2007 01:21 PM

At the adult film studies institute, we see here an example of the many advanced tests performed.
In this example, female subjects are shown various movies, while their nipple reactions are painstakingly monitored.

Video Gamer 275 0
07/11/2007 02:17 PM

We all know that machine is dangerous and could kill you, but can you not stare into the light when your doing that?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
07/11/2007 04:22 PM

"I must, I must, I must increase my bust."

,.!.. Pram Maven ..!., 80,728 42
07/12/2007 02:19 AM

Ellen Degeneres caught on camera, trying to off her breasts.

FortKnox 97 6
07/12/2007 03:15 PM

Jane was bound and determined to take the dairy industry by storm!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/13/2007 12:24 AM

Radioactive Woman's Radioactive Milk! IN STORES NOW

[-Insert acceptable name here-] 315 6
07/13/2007 12:48 AM

-sigh-

Isn't it always the way? You just finish attaching yourself to the breast enlargement pump and you remember that you've left the stove on...

Sakon 595 9
07/13/2007 06:27 AM

everyone always wondered why Jane wore nippless tea shirts.

:Le Buge 193 5
07/13/2007 11:06 PM

Scientology's new E-meter for women. Because nothing detects thetans better than gently sucking at your twin Xenus.

fox-n-sox 0 0
07/16/2007 08:11 AM

"Pardon?"

grand master potato 526 6
07/17/2007 10:19 PM

ummmm... i do like the color and i would like to support the cause too, but how bout we just wear a ribbon or something..