What to do on Ambien?
An idea challenge
by HeBombedDamnIt  333  6
07/11/2007 04:57 AM 495 views
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So, I've decided to get some sleep tonight, and I took an Ambien, and now I feeling a little tipsy (yeah, I know the bottle says don't drink and take Ambien, just so you don't sue 'em when you run your car into a wall).. Anyway, back on track... Name something funny to do while Ambien (anyone who's taken it knows that it messes you up real fast, so I think I beat the clock) u gave ti gi ti bed biw,,, U cabbit tyoe abtnire,..
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Funny
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Chit 178,781  15
07/11/2007 04:59 AM
Go to sleep!
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Funny
6 votes
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Humphrey 51,764 12
07/11/2007 05:14 AM
Run your car into a wall.
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Funny
9 votes
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Big Boobs Mcgee: Got Milk? 6,369 10
07/11/2007 06:00 AM
Pull an Undies and take some more. And then go for a nice little drive.
Into a wall.
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Funny
7 votes
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Chit 178,781 15
07/11/2007 06:32 AM
I picture HeBombedDamnIt waking up tomorrow morning with his face pressed hard into the Frost-ing keyboard, impressions of every key molded into his flesh, a stiff neck, and GAB on the screen, open to this thread with only his own post up there.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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comradechairman 21 5
07/11/2007 09:53 AM
I dunno, walk straight? Take photos?
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Funny
2 votes
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HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/12/2007 02:19 AM
I did wake up in my bed... But I don't know how I got there;
So, my wife tells me the funnest thing to do while I'm on Ambien is to have sex..... Now I just need to figure out if she meant with me...
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/12/2007 03:16 AM
Arrange the icons on your desktop to protect the picture of your son that you use as the desktop background. Put the "evil" icons in a separate folder.
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Funny
2 votes
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Two if by Jane 173,958 15
07/12/2007 03:17 AM
If any of you are thinking about clicking Donk for that, don't. You shouldn't hand out orbs for true stories.
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Funny
2 votes
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The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/12/2007 03:18 AM
Speak unintelligibly to your husband and get upset when he can't understand you.
Don't click that one either.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Thud 68,506 19
07/12/2007 03:23 AM
Not to worry.
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Amusing
2 votes
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Ima sockamama 2,940 6
07/13/2007 08:07 PM
dude if you stay awake you'll have excellent halucinations...one night a ceramic figurine of mother mary (not mine of course) winked at me four times...lots more fun than actually sleeping...
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
07/13/2007 08:14 PM
Are you keeping it real?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
07/13/2007 10:39 PM
Pull an Undies and take some more. And then go for a nice little drive. Into a wall.
I am quite sure I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't take Ambien and never have. At least, I don't remember ever taking it.
Seriously! Link please!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 10:44 PM
So, my wife tells me the funnest thing to do while I'm on Ambien is to have sex..... Now I just need to figure out if she meant with me...<action>decides not to say anything</action>
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Ima sockamama 2,940 6
07/13/2007 10:59 PM
yes unfortunately for serious insomniacs the medication doesn't always works and the drug is a hypnotic...also ambien cr..people have been know to paint, drive and do normal everyday functions while in a deep sleep...think about it..well not to hard of course..
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