This woman is a liar.
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At ZUG, we believe there's nothing wrong with Asian tattoos ... if you're Asian. Nothing wrong with Chinese symbols inked on your ass cheek, if you're Chinese. For one thing, Chinese symbols on American asses look wrong. Chinese asses are bony from a diet of rice and fish. On American asses, the symbols are too round. And hairy.
That's where our latest prank comes in. As a followup to our popular Chinese Tattoo Prank comes Chinese Tattoo Prank II, where we set up a fake Chinese tattoo site with horribly incorrect translations of every Chinese symbol (click here for the real translations).
Your challenge was to get links from other sites, trying to spread the prank to as many audiences as possible, with the funniest link winning a ZUG Mug. And our top three contenders:
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Chaos Llama took on the obligatory Digg submission, which is required under Web 2.0 law. The current count is at left. If you have a Digg account, be sure to Digg it, or the Web 2.0 Police will fire upon us with their blog-powered rifles. |
Straw posted a thread to the ABC General Hospital message board, where Chinese tattoos are a surprisingly popular topic (all those housewives and gay males, I'm guessing.)
Finally, Neophyte went all out, creating a Hong Kong Facebook group, postings to the BodyMod forum, and updating the official Wikipedia entry on Chinese tattoos. For both quantity and quality of efforts (I wouldn't want to mess with those guys at BodyMod), Neophyte wins the ZUG Mug.
The prizing is over, but the pranking has only begun. Be sure to link Chinese tattoos wherever you go on the Web, even if the phrase Chinese tattoo has nothing to do with what you're saying. CHINESE TATTOO!
Sir John Hargrave is a speaker, performer, and Chinese tattoo artist. Click here to read past articles >>. Then make sure to get a Chinese tattoo.
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