And it burns, burns, burns….
A comedy conversation
by Humphrey  51,764  12
07/12/2007 02:50 AM 197 views
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My ring of fire. My ring of fire.
I've posted before about my love/hate relationship with pickled jalapeo peppers. It is ongoing.
Last night the wife decided it was taco night. So we cooked up a batch, sat down with the kiddiewinks and got stuck in. For some reason I decided to heap each one of my delicious Mexican delicacies with sliced, pickled jalapeno peppers. They were spicylicous.
This morning however, I see the folly of my ways. I wish I'd had the foresight last night to stick the toilet paper in the fridge.
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HeBombedDamnIt 333  6
07/12/2007 03:25 AM
If "Your taste buds will shoot out of your mouth with the Mega Missile pops!" I can't even imagine what will shoot out of your ass...
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Chit 178,781 15
07/12/2007 03:28 AM
Waste buds?
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HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/12/2007 03:36 AM
If I could get waste buds to shoot out my ass I'd be sticking stuff up there more often.
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SHP: I am not a mocodity! 181,795 70
07/12/2007 03:44 AM
I was going to start a sort of poop thread myself today. I was very sick yesterday, and everything I put in came out liquid. Today, I tooted. And it was really a toot. I danced a little jig that I hadn't pooped myself.
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Lt. Rev. Dr. Suhypa ESQ. 5,547 9
07/12/2007 03:47 AM
That second link was gross, weird, but surprisingly informative and interesting.
Thanks GAB!
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HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/12/2007 03:49 AM
Before I sat here broken hearted,
I tried to fart,
But ended up Shakespeare-ing my pants.
--Just doesn't have the same ring, but congrats on the dry undies!
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 88,205 34
07/12/2007 02:37 PM
Humph, they say that when you're eating hot food, milk or bread are most effective at taking away the burn in your mouth.
I never thought I would suggest a bread pudding enema to another man. But then again, here we are.
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