Anh is bored. 11,158 14
07/12/2007 09:35 PM

I got a frisbee.

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/12/2007 09:36 PM

Nelson: HA HA

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/12/2007 09:40 PM

It's a Frost-ing donut! Unless they shot it out of a particle accelerator at you then you're a bigger Frost-ing Poe than I am!

Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
07/12/2007 09:47 PM

you're a bigger Frost-ing Poe than I am!

Is that actually possible?

Robin® 14,626 10
07/12/2007 09:48 PM

The FDA walked into my work place on Tuesday: Suprise audit! My job furing this time is to find files, fetch and carry, and get lunch for everyone. The good news is the company is feeding me everyday they are here. The bad news is I can't go home until the FDA stops for the day. This may continue into next week.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/12/2007 09:58 PM

I don't know how random it is but I once put on a t-shirt that I had spunked in about 15 minutes prior and threw on the floor.


I took it off and switched it out with a different spunk free shirt off the floor.

I still haven't learned I still throw my spunky and non-spunky shirts on the floor, but it hasn't happened since so maybe it was a random incident.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/12/2007 10:09 PM

It's a Frost-ing donut! Unless they shot it out of a particle accelerator at you then you're a bigger Frost-ing Poe than I am!

A stale donut. It was as hard as a rock. I would show you a picture of my injury but you just suck.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,454 56
07/12/2007 10:25 PM

A stale donut.

Did your fatass friend pick it up and eat it?

Chit 178,781 15
07/12/2007 10:27 PM

I think we may have found the criminals.




BTW, the only "holes" that Skippy would br interested in, have the names "Trixxie" and "Ass" in front of them.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/12/2007 10:35 PM

Did I mention my skin was never smoother then the few days after the spunky shirt incident?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/12/2007 10:37 PM

Unless they shot it out of a particle accelerator at you then you're a bigger Frost-ing Poe than I am!

Well, you know those MIT boys sure love to party...

Chit 178,781 15
07/12/2007 10:44 PM

I had a roommate that had a kitten that crawled in our clothes dryer to sleep once because he left the door open.

The next morning, I ran the dryer for about 15 minutes while I took my shower, jumped out, grabbed my shirt out of the dryer, and drove off to work...


Halfway there I started to wonder...

'Why does it smell like baked catShakespeare in my car?'

I figured it out about an hour later when I was already at work.

Frost-ing Cats!!

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/12/2007 11:51 PM

cat Chit

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2007 11:57 PM

Maybe someday you can run for office and claim you were a victim of a 'drive by'


do-nut hole...ing

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 03:44 AM

I wonder which would be more painful: being beaned by a biscotti or clubbed by a crueller.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 88,205 34
07/13/2007 03:50 AM

I'm thinking the 'teabaguette' would be at the bottom of that particular barrel.

Maybe that's just me.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 03:54 AM

<action>chucks a croline at Cmacker

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 03:55 AM

I'd also hate to be steamrollered by a strudel or bowled over by baclava.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 04:28 AM

<action>sees that no one is playing, gets bored and idly starts kicking a kringle

Thud 68,506 19
07/13/2007 04:35 AM

Ok, I'll play.

Flattened with a fattigman bakkel.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 04:52 AM

Getting slammed by a cinnamon roll.

Chit 178,781 15
07/13/2007 05:44 AM

They all sound better than getting bent over by a turnover!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 05:46 AM

Jesus, Chit, what kind of pasteries do you hang out with anyway?

Phlanx – nx = Awesome 131,068 34
07/13/2007 06:12 AM

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/13/2007 06:21 AM

In that case, you're off the hook.

Straw 98,005 37
07/13/2007 01:54 PM

Shtupped by a strudel.

Marjod 1,942 9
07/13/2007 02:39 PM

Disemboweled by a donette.

Original freckle-faced-gangsta 171,275 14
07/13/2007 02:41 PM

Did your fatass friend pick it up and eat it?

NO I DIDNT!

*Runs out of thread crying*

SHP: I am not a mocodity! 181,795 70
07/13/2007 03:16 PM

Is anyone else troubled by the fact that the attackee seems to think "life" threw this donut, and not those punk assed kids?

Wouldn't Life be more likely to throw cinnamonny goodness, or Mikey?

Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It! 78,555 13
07/13/2007 03:17 PM

Ba dum CHH!!

The British Guy 398 5
07/13/2007 08:13 PM

If they threw the doughnut forward, at say, 20 miles per hour, and were driving at 60mph, then the doughnut of, say, 50g, would have a momentum of 0.05 x 80 = 4N. Not really a big force..
Maybe American doughnuts are really big??

(probably the first time science has ever been used on GAB... and almost certainly the last)

The British Guy 398 5
07/13/2007 08:14 PM

oops. i used mph instead of kmph... damn my state school primary education!

Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It! 78,555 13
07/13/2007 08:16 PM

Say, I wonder if we'll ever have a British guy post around here.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
07/13/2007 08:18 PM

It's ok, your teeth are rotten anyway.

Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It! 78,555 13
07/13/2007 08:18 PM

Gee, thanks.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 08:46 PM

Lila has teeth?

SHP: I am not a mocodity! 181,795 70
07/13/2007 08:53 PM

Sometimes life's surprises have a little wine & cheese, and don't shoot you.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/13/2007 10:33 PM

Hey, Cmacker, any more marshmallow murders or any more truffle troubles, perhaps?

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/14/2007 02:06 AM

Did your fatass friend pick it up and eat it?

NO I DIDNT!

Don't worry, hun. I'll keep it our little secret. I also promise not to tell them how you started sucking on my thigh in the middle of the road, trying to get every last bit of powdery goodness.

Welcome Back Prammer 80,728 42
07/16/2007 07:35 AM

<action>makes a reference to Mallrats</action>I'm not sure what, when all of a sudden I WENT DOWN

Well, did he come or what?

fox-n-sox 0 0
07/16/2007 09:04 AM

Your lucky they didnt get you any higher the doughnut could have turned your nuts into dough!

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/16/2007 09:06 AM

That's cute, but I'm of the nutless, female variety.

fox-n-sox 0 0
07/16/2007 09:15 AM

hehe Cmaker CLICK

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/16/2007 09:19 AM

<action> </action>

A Pilgrim in an Unholy Land 57,521 23
07/16/2007 11:03 AM

Say, I wonder if we'll ever have a British guy post around here.

Talking of that, anyone know what happened to Stoat in the end? It's hard to try and take back the colonies when you're this outnumbered.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/16/2007 11:09 AM

I was driving along in my car on a beautiful summer day with the windows rolled down and the stereo turned up when I got shot in the head!

Well, I thought I got shot.

Turns out a guy was mowing this lawn on one of those big commercial ride-on mowers as I drove past, and the mower kicked up a small rock. The rock was stuck in the side of my head.

It didn't fracture my skull, but it bled like mad when I pried the rock out (a mistake). I had to go to the hospital and get stitched up.

Thankfully, no one else was on the road nearby, because I swerved in and out of both lanes before slamming on the brakes and skidding into the shoulder.

In a noteworthy but irrelevant coincidence, the lawn being mowed was that of Thurman Munson's widow (she lives nearby).

Welcome Back Prammer 80,728 42
07/16/2007 12:45 PM

hehe Cmaker CLICK

You fool, You can't ignore people on GAB!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
07/16/2007 05:44 PM

<action>ignores Pram</action>Good one Whistler!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/16/2007 09:46 PM

Meh. You live as long as me and the odds are pretty good that a few weird things happen along the way.

Marjod 1,942 9
07/16/2007 09:54 PM

In a noteworthy but irrelevant coincidence, the lawn being mowed was that of Thurman Munson's widow (she lives nearby).

Maybe it was Bucky Frost-ing Dent that was mowing the lawn...

Do you per chance drive a green SUV?