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A comedy conversation by Anh is bored. | 07/14/2007 06:05 AM | 111 views
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Macadamia.

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122 Comments (Funniest: Fratberry,Happy Sack of BC Bud,Ima sockamama)

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682530
Original freckle-faced-gangsta
07/14/2007 06:06 AM

sex.



Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682532
Livewire
07/14/2007 06:11 AM

Forgetf... uh, what was I saying?



Hilarious 15 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682533
BlueLep: Still Smoking
07/14/2007 06:14 AM

Target.



Hilarious 22 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682535
Chit
07/14/2007 06:28 AM

Unable to follow directions.



Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682536
ObeseExplosive
07/14/2007 06:29 AM

Dumbass



Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682537
redwing
07/14/2007 06:35 AM

Me.



Funny 10 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682538
Chit
07/14/2007 06:39 AM

Is "Punk-Ass-Bitch" one word?



Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682539
Phlanx – nx = Awesome
07/14/2007 06:43 AM

Toaster.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682541
Cinderblock
07/14/2007 06:51 AM

Doormat



Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682545
Robin®
07/14/2007 06:57 AM

epi-center



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682546
SHP: I am not a mocodity!
07/14/2007 07:03 AM

Pantle



Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682547
HeBombedDamnIt
07/14/2007 07:08 AM

Quixotic



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682584
The Sage of Seattle
07/14/2007 10:39 AM

Feckless.



Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682586
shadesofgrey
07/14/2007 10:58 AM

Desaturated.



Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682587
Neophyte
07/14/2007 11:00 AM

Unemployed.



Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682591
Video Gamer.
07/14/2007 11:18 AM

Fifteen.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682592
Tweak
07/14/2007 11:25 AM

Bored.



Funny 7 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682595
shadesofgrey
07/14/2007 12:00 PM

Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682597
FM 5-19 Chapter 6
07/14/2007 12:06 PM

Alcoholic



Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682598
Captain Skippy
07/14/2007 12:07 PM

straight



Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682599
FM 5-19 Chapter 6
07/14/2007 12:13 PM

straight
That's about as crooked as they get



Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682600
BlueLep: Still Smoking
07/14/2007 12:16 PM

That's not what Trixxie said at GABlanta Skippy...



Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682601
The Rockin' Donkey
07/14/2007 12:17 PM

Broke since July 15, 2005.



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682613
Anh is bored.
07/14/2007 01:45 PM

No one chose or less, so here's an example.



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682614
Frogpop - I AM asking for it!
07/14/2007 02:05 PM

Allergic.



Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682615
The Lovely Daggy
07/14/2007 02:08 PM

supercalafragilistexpialidocious.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682616
Anh is bored.
07/14/2007 02:11 PM

I think you missed a syllable, Dags, but still very good for being drunk.



Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682631
TheFoye
07/14/2007 04:12 PM



Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682634
Chi Chi Felipe
07/14/2007 04:43 PM

Chafed.



Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682636
The British Guy
07/14/2007 04:48 PM

no



Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682685
The Sage of Seattle
07/14/2007 08:47 PM

Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.


Oh, right. I did. Thanks for the correction.


*coughEmersoncough*



Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682686
Daves not here.
07/14/2007 08:59 PM

antipram



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682699
Comfortably Lame
07/15/2007 12:26 AM

Snowflake.



Funny 9 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682709
Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe!
07/15/2007 02:11 AM

easy, unfortunately.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682714
Sugartits
07/15/2007 03:25 AM

I am for Kompressor, Kompressor is for me.


So, I guess what I'm saying is "Kompressor".



Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682716
Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It!
07/15/2007 03:32 AM

Ho!



Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682717
Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It!
07/15/2007 03:33 AM

And I meant myself, not Jane.



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682719
Drunk Norwegian Guy
07/15/2007 03:49 AM

Drunk



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682732
delicate.torture
07/15/2007 05:16 AM

Sesquipadalian.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682741
HeBombedDamnIt
07/15/2007 06:15 AM

delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682742
Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero
07/15/2007 06:20 AM

Titty



Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682743
Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero
07/15/2007 06:20 AM

Heh, I like that word.



Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682751
Happy Sack of BC Bud
07/15/2007 06:54 AM

erect



Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682753
Teh High Priestess, I can DANCE!
07/15/2007 06:55 AM

Food



Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682755
Happy Sack of BC Bud
07/15/2007 06:58 AM

<action>throws a load and lays back</action>
limp



Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682760
Millie
07/15/2007 07:06 AM

irritated



Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682764
HeBombedDamnIt
07/15/2007 07:18 AM

Aw, Millie, for you I would have said, "cookie" (Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside) --but then, maybe I'm just kissing up because I heard something about pics in your swimwear...



Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682766
Big Boobs Mcgee
07/15/2007 07:21 AM

TITillating



Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682770
Teh High Priestess, I can DANCE!
07/15/2007 07:30 AM

Sorry, I ment to say 'moist'.



Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682774
Millie
07/15/2007 07:32 AM

New person, you are very stupid if you can't find pictures of me in swimwear.

I'm just sayin'...



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682777
HeBombedDamnIt
07/15/2007 07:52 AM

At the last minute, I changed Boobs to Swimwear (in fear of the knitted pouch for my jibblies)... Damn! me and my margarita must logoff now... too many people calling me n00b tonight (which is true, but makes me feel stupid---which is also true, but no need to pour salt on it---but a margarita without salt just doesn't taste the same)..



Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682778
ObeseExplosive
07/15/2007 07:54 AM

Hungry



Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682805
delicate.torture
07/15/2007 09:05 AM

delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Because the definition of "Sesquipedalian" is someone who is given to the use of large words. But you would need to own a dictionary to know that. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is just the name of a respiratory ilness. I even know how to say it... and that we actually refer to the illness as 'pneumoconiosis'.

Did you just google 'longest word + english'?

I'll let you get back to your porn now.



Hilarious 9 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682808
The Sage of Seattle
07/15/2007 09:09 AM

I'll let you get back to your porn now.


Thanks, because you're really boring the everloving Shakespeare out of me right about now.



Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682811
Snorkatronic
07/15/2007 09:25 AM

AWESOME!



Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682821
Phlanx – nx = Awesome
07/15/2007 09:53 AM

OVERRATED!



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682896
gobadine
07/15/2007 08:04 PM

Bumptious



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682897
gobadine
07/15/2007 08:04 PM

no, fickle



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682898
gobadine
07/15/2007 08:04 PM

no bumptious



Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682901
Jep Bush
07/15/2007 08:11 PM

flatulent



Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682909
Dogs Akimbo
07/15/2007 09:22 PM

gerund



Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682915
Married loopy
07/15/2007 10:04 PM

married



Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682942
KChikita carrying an avocado!
07/16/2007 02:01 AM

Antidisestablishmentarianist.



Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682962
Thud
07/16/2007 04:35 AM

Obscure.



Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682964
Lloyd Lloves Llamps
07/16/2007 04:49 AM

Llackidasical



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683100
Mount up on the wings of Chickenz
07/16/2007 03:05 PM

Back.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683115
KChikita carrying an avocado!
07/16/2007 04:28 PM

Dead Back.

Fixed it!



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683117
Welcome Back Prammer
07/16/2007 04:43 PM

Endearing.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683120
Fratberry
07/16/2007 04:58 PM

meh.



Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683135
mothcleaner
07/16/2007 06:21 PM

Soccermom



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683143
Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe!
07/16/2007 06:39 PM

Antidisestablishmentarianist.

Kchiki, have you been talking to SHP?



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683144
fox-n-sox
07/16/2007 06:39 PM

word



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683145
fox-n-sox
07/16/2007 06:39 PM

less



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683157
Marjod
07/16/2007 08:17 PM

Lexapro + Wellbutrin + Seroquel = Defeated < 1 word



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683159
Robin®
07/16/2007 08:25 PM

petrified



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683166
Ima sockamama
07/16/2007 08:47 PM

common



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683168
Mrs. JM
07/16/2007 09:01 PM

OVERCAFFINATED



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683169
Mrs. JM
07/16/2007 09:03 PM

Snorkatronic

AWESOME!


We're you giving a "two thumbs up" when you said that? Cause that's how I pictured it.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683170
Mrs. JM
07/16/2007 09:05 PM

We're
I have no idea how that apostrophe got in there.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683171
Jolson whips it good!
07/16/2007 09:19 PM

Historic.



Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683174
.HC.
07/16/2007 09:26 PM

Whorevard



Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683178
TheFoye
07/16/2007 09:32 PM





























Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683180
You spin me right round baby right round
07/16/2007 09:41 PM

Hot.



Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683181
The Sage of Seattle
07/16/2007 09:41 PM

Thank God for that. I thought Foye would never shut up.



Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683242
You spin me right round baby right round
07/16/2007 11:03 PM

You are welcome. Had to use "hot" since "wet vagina" is two words.

I guess I could have just said aroused, huh?



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683309
Welcome Back Prammer
07/17/2007 02:09 AM

"Yaaaaay!!"



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683343
Comfortably Lame
07/17/2007 03:53 AM

Contagious



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683344
The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr.
07/17/2007 03:57 AM

X



Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683448
Welcome Back Prammer
07/17/2007 11:28 AM

shoes.



Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683450
Mark Walker
07/17/2007 11:29 AM

God.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683453
Welcome Back Prammer
07/17/2007 11:44 AM

POOR!



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683456
Mark Walker
07/17/2007 11:52 AM

Jesus.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683499
fox-n-sox
07/17/2007 01:41 PM

n00b (just for you marky)



Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683510
Snofferol
07/17/2007 03:33 PM

"uh..."



Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683519
International Sarah
07/17/2007 04:13 PM

I've been called so many things in my life, and you want me to pick just one ?!



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683579
Welcome Back Prammer
07/17/2007 06:47 PM

nonmusiciain



Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683586
That's What She Said
07/17/2007 07:04 PM

Present!



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683597
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton
07/17/2007 07:26 PM

Flaccipointed.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683707
Five and one third peso!
07/18/2007 12:01 AM

6



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683714
Twitchy Leg
07/18/2007 12:14 AM

aroungry



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683766
Welcome Back Prammer
07/18/2007 02:09 AM

Stoma



Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683770
grand master potato
07/18/2007 02:15 AM

hasslehoffish



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683888
Word of the Day
07/18/2007 07:42 AM

nose-picker



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683914
Molly Ringwald
07/18/2007 12:20 PM

Mathematically Challenged



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683919
ObeseExplosive
07/18/2007 12:43 PM

Burnswhenipee



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683920
Welcome Back Prammer
07/18/2007 12:48 PM

Wrong.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683922
BlueLep: Still Smoking
07/18/2007 01:18 PM

Stoned



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683947
Welcome Back Prammer
07/18/2007 05:42 PM

Not shot in the toe.



Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684010
DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl.
07/18/2007 09:33 PM

Repetetive.



Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684012
DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl.
07/18/2007 09:33 PM

Repetetive



Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684019
Virnomine
07/18/2007 09:48 PM

meaty



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684031
mothcleaner
07/18/2007 10:09 PM

Baconator



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684242
Welcome Back Prammer
07/19/2007 04:58 PM

smelly



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684603
Pubah
07/20/2007 05:47 AM

<action>Slaps Carrot Top because</action>

Chance misspelled SEXY!



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684605
Pubah
07/20/2007 05:48 AM

multi-faceted



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684613
chapmac
07/20/2007 05:55 AM

Ultracrepidarian



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684648
Dr. Hollis
07/20/2007 06:41 AM

toaster



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684767
Welcome Back Prammer
07/20/2007 10:03 AM

friendless!



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684768
Dr. Hollis
07/20/2007 10:03 AM

That couldn't be more true.



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684774
Captain Skippy
07/20/2007 10:11 AM

turophile



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684775
Welcome Back Prammer
07/20/2007 10:12 AM

truer!



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684859
peoriagrace
07/20/2007 06:50 PM

Tenacious


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