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Describe yourself in one word or less
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07/14/2007 02:05 AM 366 views

Inspired by Happy PhartSack! I'll start:

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Describe yourself in one word or less

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Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682530
Original freckle-faced-gangsta 171,220 14
07/14/2007 02:06 AM

sex.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682532
Livewire 78,229 12
07/14/2007 02:11 AM

Forgetf... uh, what was I saying?

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682533
BlueLep: Still Smoking 13,144 10
07/14/2007 02:14 AM

Target.

 

Hilarious 22 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682535
Chit 178,088 15
07/14/2007 02:28 AM

Unable to follow directions.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682536
ObeseExplosive 3,430 6
07/14/2007 02:29 AM

Dumbass

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682537
redwing 3,656 30
07/14/2007 02:35 AM

Me.

 

Funny 10 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682538
Chit 178,088 15
07/14/2007 02:39 AM

Is "Punk-Ass-Bitch" one word?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682539
Phlanx – nx = Awesome 130,632 34
07/14/2007 02:43 AM

Toaster.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682541
Cinderblock 27,522 24
07/14/2007 02:51 AM

Doormat

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682545
Robin® 14,626 9
07/14/2007 02:57 AM

epi-center

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682546
SHP: I am not a mocodity! 181,263 70
07/14/2007 03:03 AM

Pantle

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682547
HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/14/2007 03:08 AM

Quixotic

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682584
The Sage of Seattle 36,454 7
07/14/2007 06:39 AM

Feckless.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682586
shadesofgrey 5,445 7
07/14/2007 06:58 AM

Desaturated.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682587
Neophyte 9,942 10
07/14/2007 07:00 AM

Unemployed.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682591
Video Gamer. 1,919 8
07/14/2007 07:18 AM

Fifteen.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682592
Tweak 18,876 11
07/14/2007 07:25 AM

Bored.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682595
shadesofgrey 5,445 7
07/14/2007 08:00 AM

Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682597
FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
07/14/2007 08:06 AM

Alcoholic

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682598
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/14/2007 08:07 AM

straight

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682599
FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
07/14/2007 08:13 AM

straight
That's about as crooked as they get

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682600
BlueLep: Still Smoking 13,144 10
07/14/2007 08:16 AM

That's not what Trixxie said at GABlanta Skippy...

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682601
The Rockin' Donkey 77,085 13
07/14/2007 08:17 AM

Broke since July 15, 2005.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682613
Anh is bored. 11,108 14
07/14/2007 09:45 AM

No one chose or less, so here's an example.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682614
Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,113 25
07/14/2007 10:05 AM

Allergic.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682615
The Lovely Daggy 86,640 14
07/14/2007 10:08 AM

supercalafragilistexpialidocious.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682616
Anh is bored. 11,108 14
07/14/2007 10:11 AM

I think you missed a syllable, Dags, but still very good for being drunk.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682631
TheFoye 55,700 15
07/14/2007 12:12 PM

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682634
Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
07/14/2007 12:43 PM

Chafed.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682636
The British Guy 398 5
07/14/2007 12:48 PM

no

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682685
The Sage of Seattle 36,454 7
07/14/2007 04:47 PM

Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.


Oh, right. I did. Thanks for the correction.


*coughEmersoncough*

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682686
Daves not here. 52,810 16
07/14/2007 04:59 PM

antipram

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682699
Comfortably Lame 5,461 6
07/14/2007 08:26 PM

Snowflake.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682709
Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 99,723 76
07/14/2007 10:11 PM

easy, unfortunately.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682714
Sugartits 173,911 15
07/14/2007 11:25 PM

I am for Kompressor, Kompressor is for me.


So, I guess what I'm saying is "Kompressor".

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682716
Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It! 78,550 12
07/14/2007 11:32 PM

Ho!

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682717
Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It! 78,550 12
07/14/2007 11:33 PM

And I meant myself, not Jane.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682719
Drunk Norwegian Guy 282 6
07/14/2007 11:49 PM

Drunk

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682732
delicate.torture 315 6
07/15/2007 01:16 AM

Sesquipadalian.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682741
HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/15/2007 02:15 AM

delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682742
Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,045 7
07/15/2007 02:20 AM

Titty

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682743
Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,045 7
07/15/2007 02:20 AM

Heh, I like that word.

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682751
Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,693 15
07/15/2007 02:54 AM

erect

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682753
Teh High Priestess, I can DANCE! 58,193 29
07/15/2007 02:55 AM

Food

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682755
Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,693 15
07/15/2007 02:58 AM

<action>throws a load and lays back</action>
limp

 

Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682760
Millie 116,854 28
07/15/2007 03:06 AM

irritated

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682764
HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/15/2007 03:18 AM

Aw, Millie, for you I would have said, "cookie" (Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside) --but then, maybe I'm just kissing up because I heard something about pics in your swimwear...

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682766
Big Boobs Mcgee 6,369 10
07/15/2007 03:21 AM

TITillating

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682770
Teh High Priestess, I can DANCE! 58,193 29
07/15/2007 03:30 AM

Sorry, I ment to say 'moist'.

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682774
Millie 116,854 28
07/15/2007 03:32 AM

New person, you are very stupid if you can't find pictures of me in swimwear.

I'm just sayin'...

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682777
HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/15/2007 03:52 AM

At the last minute, I changed Boobs to Swimwear (in fear of the knitted pouch for my jibblies)... Damn! me and my margarita must logoff now... too many people calling me n00b tonight (which is true, but makes me feel stupid---which is also true, but no need to pour salt on it---but a margarita without salt just doesn't taste the same)..

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682778
ObeseExplosive 3,430 6
07/15/2007 03:54 AM

Hungry

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682805
delicate.torture 315 6
07/15/2007 05:05 AM

delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Because the definition of "Sesquipedalian" is someone who is given to the use of large words. But you would need to own a dictionary to know that. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is just the name of a respiratory ilness. I even know how to say it... and that we actually refer to the illness as 'pneumoconiosis'.

Did you just google 'longest word + english'?

I'll let you get back to your porn now.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682808
The Sage of Seattle 36,454 7
07/15/2007 05:09 AM

I'll let you get back to your porn now.


Thanks, because you're really boring the everloving Shakespeare out of me right about now.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682811
Snorkatronic 45,631 12
07/15/2007 05:25 AM

AWESOME!

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682821
Phlanx – nx = Awesome 130,632 34
07/15/2007 05:53 AM

OVERRATED!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682896
gobadine 2,737 9
07/15/2007 04:04 PM

Bumptious

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682897
gobadine 2,737 9
07/15/2007 04:04 PM

no, fickle

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682898
gobadine 2,737 9
07/15/2007 04:04 PM

no bumptious

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682901
Jep Bush 58,563 13
07/15/2007 04:11 PM

flatulent

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682909
Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
07/15/2007 05:22 PM

gerund

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682915
Married loopy 6,902 11
07/15/2007 06:04 PM

married

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682942
KChikita carrying an avocado! 124,276 89
07/15/2007 10:01 PM

Antidisestablishmentarianist.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682962
Thud 66,695 17
07/16/2007 12:35 AM

Obscure.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682964
Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,662 13
07/16/2007 12:49 AM

Llackidasical

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683100
Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 282,028 58
07/16/2007 11:05 AM

Back.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683115
KChikita carrying an avocado! 124,276 89
07/16/2007 12:28 PM

Dead Back.

Fixed it!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683117
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/16/2007 12:43 PM

Endearing.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683120
Fratberry 277,313 52
07/16/2007 12:58 PM

meh.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683135
mothcleaner 3,704 9
07/16/2007 02:21 PM

Soccermom

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683143
Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 99,723 76
07/16/2007 02:39 PM

Antidisestablishmentarianist.

Kchiki, have you been talking to SHP?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683144
fox-n-sox 0 0
07/16/2007 02:39 PM

word

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683145
fox-n-sox 0 0
07/16/2007 02:39 PM

less

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683157
Marjod 1,942 9
07/16/2007 04:17 PM

Lexapro + Wellbutrin + Seroquel = Defeated < 1 word

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683159
Robin® 14,626 9
07/16/2007 04:25 PM

petrified

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683166
Ima sockamama 2,940 6
07/16/2007 04:47 PM

common

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683168
Mrs. JM 24,690 8
07/16/2007 05:01 PM

OVERCAFFINATED

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683169
Mrs. JM 24,690 8
07/16/2007 05:03 PM

Snorkatronic

AWESOME!


We're you giving a "two thumbs up" when you said that? Cause that's how I pictured it.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683170
Mrs. JM 24,690 8
07/16/2007 05:05 PM

We're
I have no idea how that apostrophe got in there.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683171
Jolson whips it good! 16,156 9
07/16/2007 05:19 PM

Historic.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683174
.HC. 16,936 8
07/16/2007 05:26 PM

Whorevard

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683178
TheFoye 55,700 15
07/16/2007 05:32 PM



























 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683180
You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
07/16/2007 05:41 PM

Hot.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683181
The Sage of Seattle 36,454 7
07/16/2007 05:41 PM

Thank God for that. I thought Foye would never shut up.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683242
You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
07/16/2007 07:03 PM

You are welcome. Had to use "hot" since "wet vagina" is two words.

I guess I could have just said aroused, huh?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683309
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/16/2007 10:09 PM

"Yaaaaay!!"

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683343
Comfortably Lame 5,461 6
07/16/2007 11:53 PM

Contagious

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683344
The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
07/16/2007 11:57 PM

X

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683448
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/17/2007 07:28 AM

shoes.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683450
Mark Walker 0 0
07/17/2007 07:29 AM

God.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683453
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/17/2007 07:44 AM

POOR!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683456
Mark Walker 0 0
07/17/2007 07:52 AM

Jesus.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683499
fox-n-sox 0 0
07/17/2007 09:41 AM

n00b (just for you marky)

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683510
Snofferol 125 5
07/17/2007 11:33 AM

"uh..."

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683519
International Sarah 8,390 9
07/17/2007 12:13 PM

I've been called so many things in my life, and you want me to pick just one ?!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683579
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/17/2007 02:47 PM

nonmusiciain

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683586
That's What She Said 25,999 24
07/17/2007 03:04 PM

Present!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683597
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 87,649 31
07/17/2007 03:26 PM

Flaccipointed.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683707
Five and one third peso! 5,461 6
07/17/2007 08:01 PM

6

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683714
Twitchy Leg 10 5
07/17/2007 08:14 PM

aroungry

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683766
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/17/2007 10:09 PM

Stoma

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683770
grand master potato 526 6
07/17/2007 10:15 PM

hasslehoffish

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683888
Word of the Day 48 5
07/18/2007 03:42 AM

nose-picker

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683914
Molly Ringwald 8 5
07/18/2007 08:20 AM

Mathematically Challenged

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683919
ObeseExplosive 3,430 6
07/18/2007 08:43 AM

Burnswhenipee

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683920
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/18/2007 08:48 AM

Wrong.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683922
BlueLep: Still Smoking 13,144 10
07/18/2007 09:18 AM

Stoned

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683947
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/18/2007 01:42 PM

Not shot in the toe.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684010
DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl. 166,232 10
07/18/2007 05:33 PM

Repetetive.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684012
DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl. 166,232 10
07/18/2007 05:33 PM

Repetetive

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684019
Virnomine 79,379 11
07/18/2007 05:48 PM

meaty

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684031
mothcleaner 3,704 9
07/18/2007 06:09 PM

Baconator

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684242
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/19/2007 12:58 PM

smelly

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684603
Pubah 54,895 17
07/20/2007 01:47 AM

<action>Slaps Carrot Top because</action>

Chance misspelled SEXY!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684605
Pubah 54,895 17
07/20/2007 01:48 AM

multi-faceted

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684613
chapmac 385 6
07/20/2007 01:55 AM

Ultracrepidarian

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684648
Dr. Hollis 7,280 14
07/20/2007 02:41 AM

toaster

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684767
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/20/2007 06:03 AM

friendless!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684768
Dr. Hollis 7,280 14
07/20/2007 06:03 AM

That couldn't be more true.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684774
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/20/2007 06:11 AM

turophile

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684775
Welcome Back Prammer 78,171 40
07/20/2007 06:12 AM

truer!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684859
peoriagrace 6,153 11
07/20/2007 02:50 PM

Tenacious