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Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682528

Anh is bored.

07/14/2007 02:05 AM

Inspired by Happy PhartSack! I'll start:

Macadamia.

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682532

    Livewire

    07/14/2007 02:11 AM

    Forgetf... uh, what was I saying?

  • Hilarious 22 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682535

    Chit

    07/14/2007 02:28 AM

    Unable to follow directions.

  • Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682536

    ObeseExplosive

    07/14/2007 02:29 AM

    Dumbass

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682537

    redwing

    07/14/2007 02:35 AM

    Me.

  • Funny 10 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682538

    Chit

    07/14/2007 02:39 AM

    Is "Punk-Ass-Bitch" one word?

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    Cinderblock

    07/14/2007 02:51 AM

    Doormat

  • Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682545

    Robin®

    07/14/2007 02:57 AM

    epi-center

  • Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682547

    HeBombedDamnIt

    07/14/2007 03:08 AM

    Quixotic

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682584

    The Sage of Seattle

    07/14/2007 06:39 AM

    Feckless.

  • Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682586

    shadesofgrey

    07/14/2007 06:58 AM

    Desaturated.

  • Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682587

    Neophyte

    07/14/2007 07:00 AM

    Unemployed.

  • Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682591

    Video Gamer.

    07/14/2007 07:18 AM

    Fifteen.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682592

    Tweak

    07/14/2007 07:25 AM

    Bored.

  • Funny 7 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682595

    shadesofgrey

    07/14/2007 08:00 AM

    Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682597

    FM 5-19 Chapter 6

    07/14/2007 08:06 AM

    Alcoholic

  • Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682598

    Captain Skippy

    07/14/2007 08:07 AM

    straight

  • Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682599

    FM 5-19 Chapter 6

    07/14/2007 08:13 AM

    straight
    That's about as crooked as they get

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682600

    BlueLep: Still Smoking

    07/14/2007 08:16 AM

    That's not what Trixxie said at GABlanta Skippy...

  • Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682601

    The Rockin' Donkey

    07/14/2007 08:17 AM

    Broke since July 15, 2005.

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682613

    Anh is bored.

    07/14/2007 09:45 AM

    No one chose or less, so here's an example.

  • Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682615

    The Lovely Daggy

    07/14/2007 10:08 AM

    supercalafragilistexpialidocious.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682616

    Anh is bored.

    07/14/2007 10:11 AM

    I think you missed a syllable, Dags, but still very good for being drunk.

  • Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682631

    TheFoye

    07/14/2007 12:12 PM

  • Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682634

    Chi Chi Felipe

    07/14/2007 12:43 PM

    Chafed.

  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682636

    The British Guy

    07/14/2007 12:48 PM

    no

  • Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682685

    The Sage of Seattle

    07/14/2007 04:47 PM

    Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.


    Oh, right. I did. Thanks for the correction.


    *coughEmersoncough*

  • Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682686

    Daves not here.

    07/14/2007 04:59 PM

    antipram

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682699

    Comfortably Lame

    07/14/2007 08:26 PM

    Snowflake.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682714

    Sugartits

    07/14/2007 11:25 PM

    I am for Kompressor, Kompressor is for me.


    So, I guess what I'm saying is "Kompressor".

  • Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682717

    Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It!

    07/14/2007 11:33 PM

    And I meant myself, not Jane.

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682719

    Drunk Norwegian Guy

    07/14/2007 11:49 PM

    Drunk

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682732

    delicate.torture

    07/15/2007 01:16 AM

    Sesquipadalian.

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    HeBombedDamnIt

    07/15/2007 02:15 AM

    delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

  • Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682751

    Happy Sack of BC Bud

    07/15/2007 02:54 AM

    erect

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682755

    Happy Sack of BC Bud

    07/15/2007 02:58 AM

    throws a load and lays back
    limp

  • Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682760

    Millie

    07/15/2007 03:06 AM

    irritated

  • Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682764

    HeBombedDamnIt

    07/15/2007 03:18 AM

    Aw, Millie, for you I would have said, "cookie" (Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside) --but then, maybe I'm just kissing up because I heard something about pics in your swimwear...

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682766

    Big Boobs Mcgee

    07/15/2007 03:21 AM

    TITillating

  • Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682774

    Millie

    07/15/2007 03:32 AM

    New person, you are very stupid if you can't find pictures of me in swimwear.

    I'm just sayin'...

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682777

    HeBombedDamnIt

    07/15/2007 03:52 AM

    At the last minute, I changed Boobs to Swimwear (in fear of the knitted pouch for my jibblies)... Damn! me and my margarita must logoff now... too many people calling me n00b tonight (which is true, but makes me feel stupid---which is also true, but no need to pour salt on it---but a margarita without salt just doesn't taste the same)..

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682778

    ObeseExplosive

    07/15/2007 03:54 AM

    Hungry

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682805

    delicate.torture

    07/15/2007 05:05 AM

    delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    Because the definition of "Sesquipedalian" is someone who is given to the use of large words. But you would need to own a dictionary to know that. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is just the name of a respiratory ilness. I even know how to say it... and that we actually refer to the illness as 'pneumoconiosis'.

    Did you just google 'longest word + english'?

    I'll let you get back to your porn now.

  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682808

    The Sage of Seattle

    07/15/2007 05:09 AM

    I'll let you get back to your porn now.


    Thanks, because you're really boring the everloving Shakespeare out of me right about now.

  • Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682811

    Snorkatronic

    07/15/2007 05:25 AM

    AWESOME!

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682896

    gobadine

    07/15/2007 04:04 PM

    Bumptious

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682897

    gobadine

    07/15/2007 04:04 PM

    no, fickle

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682898

    gobadine

    07/15/2007 04:04 PM

    no bumptious

  • Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682901

    Jep Bush

    07/15/2007 04:11 PM

    flatulent

  • Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682909

    Dogs Akimbo

    07/15/2007 05:22 PM

    gerund

  • Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682915

    Married loopy

    07/15/2007 06:04 PM

    married

  • Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682962

    Thud

    07/16/2007 12:35 AM

    Obscure.

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682964

    Lloyd Lloves Llamps

    07/16/2007 12:49 AM

    Llackidasical

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683117

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/16/2007 12:43 PM

    Endearing.

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683120

    Fratberry

    07/16/2007 12:58 PM

    meh.

  • Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683135

    mothcleaner

    07/16/2007 02:21 PM

    Soccermom

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683144

    fox-n-sox

    07/16/2007 02:39 PM

    word

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683145

    fox-n-sox

    07/16/2007 02:39 PM

    less

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683157

    Marjod

    07/16/2007 04:17 PM

    Lexapro + Wellbutrin + Seroquel = Defeated < 1 word

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683159

    Robin®

    07/16/2007 04:25 PM

    petrified

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683166

    Ima sockamama

    07/16/2007 04:47 PM

    common

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683168

    Mrs. JM

    07/16/2007 05:01 PM

    OVERCAFFINATED

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683169

    Mrs. JM

    07/16/2007 05:03 PM

    Snorkatronic

    AWESOME!

    We're you giving a "two thumbs up" when you said that? Cause that's how I pictured it.

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683170

    Mrs. JM

    07/16/2007 05:05 PM

    We're
    I have no idea how that apostrophe got in there.

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683174

    .HC.

    07/16/2007 05:26 PM

    Whorevard

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683178

    TheFoye

    07/16/2007 05:32 PM



























  • Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683181

    The Sage of Seattle

    07/16/2007 05:41 PM

    Thank God for that. I thought Foye would never shut up.

  • Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683242

    You spin me right round baby right round

    07/16/2007 07:03 PM

    You are welcome. Had to use "hot" since "wet vagina" is two words.

    I guess I could have just said aroused, huh?

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683309

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/16/2007 10:09 PM

    "Yaaaaay!!"

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683343

    Comfortably Lame

    07/16/2007 11:53 PM

    Contagious

  • Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683448

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/17/2007 07:28 AM

    shoes.

  • Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683450

    Mark Walker

    07/17/2007 07:29 AM

    God.

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683453

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/17/2007 07:44 AM

    POOR!

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683456

    Mark Walker

    07/17/2007 07:52 AM

    Jesus.

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683499

    fox-n-sox

    07/17/2007 09:41 AM

    n00b (just for you marky)

  • Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683510

    Snofferol

    07/17/2007 11:33 AM

    "uh..."

  • Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683519

    International Sarah

    07/17/2007 12:13 PM

    I've been called so many things in my life, and you want me to pick just one ?!

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683579

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/17/2007 02:47 PM

    nonmusiciain

  • Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683586

    That's What She Said

    07/17/2007 03:04 PM

    Present!

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683714

    Twitchy Leg

    07/17/2007 08:14 PM

    aroungry

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683766

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/17/2007 10:09 PM

    Stoma

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683770

    grand master potato

    07/17/2007 10:15 PM

    hasslehoffish

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683888

    Word of the Day

    07/18/2007 03:42 AM

    nose-picker

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683914

    Molly Ringwald

    07/18/2007 08:20 AM

    Mathematically Challenged

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683919

    ObeseExplosive

    07/18/2007 08:43 AM

    Burnswhenipee

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683920

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/18/2007 08:48 AM

    Wrong.

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683922

    BlueLep: Still Smoking

    07/18/2007 09:18 AM

    Stoned

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683947

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/18/2007 01:42 PM

    Not shot in the toe.

  • Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684019

    Virnomine

    07/18/2007 05:48 PM

    meaty

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684031

    mothcleaner

    07/18/2007 06:09 PM

    Baconator

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684242

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/19/2007 12:58 PM

    smelly

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684603

    Pubah

    07/20/2007 01:47 AM

    Slaps Carrot Top because

    Chance misspelled SEXY!

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684605

    Pubah

    07/20/2007 01:48 AM

    multi-faceted

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684613

    chapmac

    07/20/2007 01:55 AM

    Ultracrepidarian

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684648

    Dr. Hollis

    07/20/2007 02:41 AM

    toaster

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684767

    Welcome Back Prammer

    07/20/2007 06:03 AM

    friendless!

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684768

    Dr. Hollis

    07/20/2007 06:03 AM

    That couldn't be more true.

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684774

    Captain Skippy

    07/20/2007 06:11 AM

    turophile

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684859

    peoriagrace

    07/20/2007 02:50 PM

    Tenacious

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