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07/14/2007 11:05 AM 166 views

Inspired by Happy PhartSack! I'll start:

Macadamia.

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122 Comments (Funniest: Fratberry,Happy Sack of BC Bud,Ima sockamama)


Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682530
Original freckle-faced-gangsta 168,208 11
07/14/2007 11:06 AM

sex.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682532
Livewire 77,906 8
07/14/2007 11:11 AM

Forgetf... uh, what was I saying?

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682533
BlueLep: Still Smoking 13,126 5
07/14/2007 11:14 AM

Target.

 

Hilarious 22 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682535
Chit 163,856 10
07/14/2007 11:28 AM

Unable to follow directions.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682536
ObeseExplosive 3,427 4
07/14/2007 11:29 AM

Dumbass

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682537
redwing 1,935 10
07/14/2007 11:35 AM

Me.

 

Funny 10 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682538
Chit 163,856 10
07/14/2007 11:39 AM

Is "Punk-Ass-Bitch" one word?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682539
Phlanx – nx = Awesome 103,126 13
07/14/2007 11:43 AM

Toaster.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682541
Cinderblock 19,807 10
07/14/2007 11:51 AM

Doormat

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682545
Robin® 14,584 7
07/14/2007 11:57 AM

epi-center

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682546
SHP: I am not a mocodity! 126,073 11
07/14/2007 12:03 PM

Pantle

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682547
HeBombedDamnIt 324 3
07/14/2007 12:08 PM

Quixotic

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682584
The Sage of Seattle 36,343 5
07/14/2007 03:39 PM

Feckless.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682586
shadesofgrey 5,426 5
07/14/2007 03:58 PM

Desaturated.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682587
Neophyte 9,610 7
07/14/2007 04:00 PM

Unemployed.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682591
Video Gamer. 1,912 5
07/14/2007 04:18 PM

Fifteen.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682592
Tweak 18,660 6
07/14/2007 04:25 PM

Bored.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682595
shadesofgrey 5,426 5
07/14/2007 05:00 PM

Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682597
FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 4
07/14/2007 05:06 PM

Alcoholic

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682598
Captain Skippy 41,131 11
07/14/2007 05:07 PM

straight

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682599
FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 4
07/14/2007 05:13 PM

straight
That's about as crooked as they get

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682600
BlueLep: Still Smoking 13,126 5
07/14/2007 05:16 PM

That's not what Trixxie said at GABlanta Skippy...

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682601
The Rockin' Donkey 76,817 12
07/14/2007 05:17 PM

Broke since July 15, 2005.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682613
Anh is bored. 10,502 8
07/14/2007 06:45 PM

No one chose or less, so here's an example.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682614
Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 155,553 12
07/14/2007 07:05 PM

Allergic.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682615
The Lovely Daggy 85,897 10
07/14/2007 07:08 PM

supercalafragilistexpialidocious.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682616
Anh is bored. 10,502 8
07/14/2007 07:11 PM

I think you missed a syllable, Dags, but still very good for being drunk.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682631
TheFoye 53,734 10
07/14/2007 09:12 PM

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682634
Chi Chi Felipe 160,404 12
07/14/2007 09:43 PM

Chafed.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682636
The British Guy 398 3
07/14/2007 09:48 PM

no

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682685
The Sage of Seattle 36,343 5
07/15/2007 01:47 AM

Hey Sage, you misspelled Frostless.


Oh, right. I did. Thanks for the correction.


*coughEmersoncough*

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682686
Daves not here. 47,976 5
07/15/2007 01:59 AM

antipram

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682699
Comfortably Lame 5,434 5
07/15/2007 05:26 AM

Snowflake.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682709
Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 72,813 16
07/15/2007 07:11 AM

easy, unfortunately.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682714
Sugartits 168,693 11
07/15/2007 08:25 AM

I am for Kompressor, Kompressor is for me.


So, I guess what I'm saying is "Kompressor".

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682716
Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It! 78,460 11
07/15/2007 08:32 AM

Ho!

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682717
Lila: 2nd Trimesterin' It! 78,460 11
07/15/2007 08:33 AM

And I meant myself, not Jane.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682719
Drunk Norwegian Guy 282 4
07/15/2007 08:49 AM

Drunk

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682732
delicate.torture 309 3
07/15/2007 10:16 AM

Sesquipadalian.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682741
HeBombedDamnIt 324 3
07/15/2007 11:15 AM

delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682742
Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 5,979 6
07/15/2007 11:20 AM

Titty

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682743
Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 5,979 6
07/15/2007 11:20 AM

Heh, I like that word.

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682751
Happy Sack of BC Bud 11,109 10
07/15/2007 11:54 AM

erect

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682753
Teh High Priestess, I can DANCE! 48,936 13
07/15/2007 11:55 AM

Food

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682755
Happy Sack of BC Bud 11,109 10
07/15/2007 11:58 AM

<action>throws a load and lays back</action>
limp

 

Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682760
Millie 107,018 10
07/15/2007 12:06 PM

irritated

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682764
HeBombedDamnIt 324 3
07/15/2007 12:18 PM

Aw, Millie, for you I would have said, "cookie" (Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside) --but then, maybe I'm just kissing up because I heard something about pics in your swimwear...

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682766
Big Boobs Mcgee 6,325 8
07/15/2007 12:21 PM

TITillating

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682770
Teh High Priestess, I can DANCE! 48,936 13
07/15/2007 12:30 PM

Sorry, I ment to say 'moist'.

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682774
Millie 107,018 10
07/15/2007 12:32 PM

New person, you are very stupid if you can't find pictures of me in swimwear.

I'm just sayin'...

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682777
HeBombedDamnIt 324 3
07/15/2007 12:52 PM

At the last minute, I changed Boobs to Swimwear (in fear of the knitted pouch for my jibblies)... Damn! me and my margarita must logoff now... too many people calling me n00b tonight (which is true, but makes me feel stupid---which is also true, but no need to pour salt on it---but a margarita without salt just doesn't taste the same)..

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682778
ObeseExplosive 3,427 4
07/15/2007 12:54 PM

Hungry

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682805
delicate.torture 309 3
07/15/2007 02:05 PM

delicate.torture, why didn't you just say: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Because the definition of "Sesquipedalian" is someone who is given to the use of large words. But you would need to own a dictionary to know that. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is just the name of a respiratory ilness. I even know how to say it... and that we actually refer to the illness as 'pneumoconiosis'.

Did you just google 'longest word + english'?

I'll let you get back to your porn now.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682808
The Sage of Seattle 36,343 5
07/15/2007 02:09 PM

I'll let you get back to your porn now.


Thanks, because you're really boring the everloving Shakespeare out of me right about now.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682811
Snorkatronic 44,997 8
07/15/2007 02:25 PM

AWESOME!

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682821
Phlanx – nx = Awesome 103,126 13
07/15/2007 02:53 PM

OVERRATED!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682896
gobadine 2,726 6
07/16/2007 01:04 AM

Bumptious

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682897
gobadine 2,726 6
07/16/2007 01:04 AM

no, fickle

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682898
gobadine 2,726 6
07/16/2007 01:04 AM

no bumptious

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682901
Jep Bush 57,795 10
07/16/2007 01:11 AM

flatulent

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682909
Dogs Akimbo 158,674 11
07/16/2007 02:22 AM

gerund

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682915
Married loopy 6,823 6
07/16/2007 03:04 AM

married

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682942
KChikita carrying an avocado! 50,406 11
07/16/2007 07:01 AM

Antidisestablishmentarianist.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682962
Thud 53,107 10
07/16/2007 09:35 AM

Obscure.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1682964
Lloyd Lloves Llamps 48,160 9
07/16/2007 09:49 AM

Llackidasical

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683100
Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 238,026 14
07/16/2007 08:05 PM

Back.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683115
KChikita carrying an avocado! 50,406 11
07/16/2007 09:28 PM

Dead Back.

Fixed it!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683117
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/16/2007 09:43 PM

Endearing.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683120
Fratberry 219,130 13
07/16/2007 09:58 PM

meh.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683135
mothcleaner 3,592 5
07/16/2007 11:21 PM

Soccermom

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683143
Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 72,813 16
07/16/2007 11:39 PM

Antidisestablishmentarianist.

Kchiki, have you been talking to SHP?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683144
fox-n-sox 0 0
07/16/2007 11:39 PM

word

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683145
fox-n-sox 0 0
07/16/2007 11:39 PM

less

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683157
Marjod 1,938 4
07/17/2007 01:17 AM

Lexapro + Wellbutrin + Seroquel = Defeated < 1 word

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683159
Robin® 14,584 7
07/17/2007 01:25 AM

petrified

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683166
Ima sockamama 2,873 3
07/17/2007 01:47 AM

common

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683168
Mrs. JM 24,640 6
07/17/2007 02:01 AM

OVERCAFFINATED

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683169
Mrs. JM 24,640 6
07/17/2007 02:03 AM

Snorkatronic

AWESOME!


We're you giving a "two thumbs up" when you said that? Cause that's how I pictured it.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683170
Mrs. JM 24,640 6
07/17/2007 02:05 AM

We're
I have no idea how that apostrophe got in there.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683171
Jolson whips it good! 16,087 7
07/17/2007 02:19 AM

Historic.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683174
.HC. 16,910 6
07/17/2007 02:26 AM

Whorevard

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683178
TheFoye 53,734 10
07/17/2007 02:32 AM



























 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683180
You spin me right round baby right round 14,845 9
07/17/2007 02:41 AM

Hot.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683181
The Sage of Seattle 36,343 5
07/17/2007 02:41 AM

Thank God for that. I thought Foye would never shut up.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683242
You spin me right round baby right round 14,845 9
07/17/2007 04:03 AM

You are welcome. Had to use "hot" since "wet vagina" is two words.

I guess I could have just said aroused, huh?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683309
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/17/2007 07:09 AM

"Yaaaaay!!"

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683343
Comfortably Lame 5,434 5
07/17/2007 08:53 AM

Contagious

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683344
The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 175,783 10
07/17/2007 08:57 AM

X

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683448
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/17/2007 04:28 PM

shoes.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683450
Mark Walker 0 0
07/17/2007 04:29 PM

God.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683453
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/17/2007 04:44 PM

POOR!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683456
Mark Walker 0 0
07/17/2007 04:52 PM

Jesus.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683499
fox-n-sox 0 0
07/17/2007 06:41 PM

n00b (just for you marky)

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683510
Snofferol 125 4
07/17/2007 08:33 PM

"uh..."

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683519
International Sarah 8,376 7
07/17/2007 09:13 PM

I've been called so many things in my life, and you want me to pick just one ?!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683579
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/17/2007 11:47 PM

nonmusiciain

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683586
That's What She Said 14,687 8
07/18/2007 12:04 AM

Present!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683597
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 70,937 8
07/18/2007 12:26 AM

Flaccipointed.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683707
Five and one third peso! 5,434 5
07/18/2007 05:01 AM

6

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683714
Twitchy Leg 10 3
07/18/2007 05:14 AM

aroungry

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683766
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/18/2007 07:09 AM

Stoma

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683770
grand master potato 520 4
07/18/2007 07:15 AM

hasslehoffish

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683888
Word of the Day 48 3
07/18/2007 12:42 PM

nose-picker

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683914
Molly Ringwald 8 3
07/18/2007 05:20 PM

Mathematically Challenged

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683919
ObeseExplosive 3,427 4
07/18/2007 05:43 PM

Burnswhenipee

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683920
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/18/2007 05:48 PM

Wrong.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683922
BlueLep: Still Smoking 13,126 5
07/18/2007 06:18 PM

Stoned

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1683947
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/18/2007 10:42 PM

Not shot in the toe.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684010
DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl. 165,746 8
07/19/2007 02:33 AM

Repetetive.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684012
DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl. 165,746 8
07/19/2007 02:33 AM

Repetetive

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684019
Virnomine 79,284 9
07/19/2007 02:48 AM

meaty

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684031
mothcleaner 3,592 5
07/19/2007 03:09 AM

Baconator

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684242
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/19/2007 09:58 PM

smelly

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684603
Pubah 47,449 11
07/20/2007 10:47 AM

<action>Slaps Carrot Top because</action>

Chance misspelled SEXY!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684605
Pubah 47,449 11
07/20/2007 10:48 AM

multi-faceted

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684613
chapmac 379 3
07/20/2007 10:55 AM

Ultracrepidarian

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684648
Dr. Hollis 7,028 8
07/20/2007 11:41 AM

toaster

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684767
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/20/2007 03:03 PM

friendless!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684768
Dr. Hollis 7,028 8
07/20/2007 03:03 PM

That couldn't be more true.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684774
Captain Skippy 41,131 11
07/20/2007 03:11 PM

turophile

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684775
Welcome Back Prammer 53,242 11
07/20/2007 03:12 PM

truer!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1684859
peoriagrace 5,962 9
07/20/2007 11:50 PM

Tenacious