Virnomine 79,386 11
07/20/2007 11:55 AM

What's worse than looking at that?

Looking at that naked with no makeup.

Enjoy your day now.

Chix 286,556 61
07/20/2007 02:21 PM

Isn't she dying of cancer or something? Who the hell thought it was a good idea to trot her near-corpse out in front of a camera?

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 88,205 34
07/20/2007 02:33 PM

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to trot her near-corpse out in front of a camera?

The 'Evangelism Kills' PSA people?

I know I'm cured!

Fratberry 283,028 53
07/20/2007 02:37 PM

We could have a contest to see what all weighs more than Tammy Faye.

Chix 286,556 61
07/20/2007 02:43 PM

65 lbs

Chix 286,556 61
07/20/2007 02:47 PM

Everyone will want one!

OIIiver Chest 283,028 53
07/20/2007 02:48 PM

Meh, I'd still tap that.

Chix 286,556 61
07/20/2007 02:51 PM

hahahahaha. I bought 5 of these at a yard sale and used them as Dirty Santa gifts for the next few years.

Virnomine 79,386 11
07/20/2007 02:52 PM

Were you excited when you came upon them?

Chix 286,556 61
07/20/2007 04:40 PM

So excited I cried and my mascara ran all over my face.

Chit 178,781 15
07/20/2007 04:48 PM

"So through all the prayers, I have finally gained some weight."


No wonder America has an obesity problem. Religion is Frost-ing fattening!

Damon Key is coming 0 0
07/20/2007 04:53 PM

I thought gollum was a fictional character.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/20/2007 04:54 PM

The curse of the mummy, bad makeup and hair days for all eternity.

chapmac 385 6
07/20/2007 09:58 PM

Someone missed the memo telling that that once you've died you're supposed to lie down.

Chit 178,781 15
07/22/2007 02:25 AM

The curse of the mummy, bad makeup and hair days for all eternity.

Or at least until earlier yesterday!

Diet Phla: Just one calorie 131,068 34
07/22/2007 04:07 AM

Why is Larry King interviewing a deflated football?

Diet Phla: Just one calorie 131,068 34
07/22/2007 04:07 AM

WAIT! WHICH ONE IS LARRY KING?

TheBigMick 36 5
07/25/2007 11:21 PM

God doesn't get mad..... he gets even

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/26/2007 01:42 AM

Drag queens weep.

ChevyHuny 92 6
08/01/2007 03:52 PM

Yes she did have cancer. That show was her last appearance to say goodbye to her family and friends. She died the next day. I was surprised she lasted through the show.

puncheroo 6 5
08/02/2007 01:37 PM

I'll swallow your soul. I'll swallow your soul!

LemonJello 20 5
08/02/2007 05:15 PM

Larry King before and after reading John's "Outsourcing Comedy" to India articles.

Snofferol 129 7
08/02/2007 05:20 PM

"Norman!" "Yes, mother..."

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/02/2007 05:30 PM

I always loved those claymation sidebars Larry featured on his show, but what's with the real hair?

Marjod 1,942 9
08/02/2007 05:36 PM

"Welcome to Larry King Live!"

"...and Tammy Faye damn near dead!"

Flowing Fire 42 5
08/02/2007 10:06 PM

You know, the flavor of Zug's comedy has taken a turn for the worst lately.

How can we possibly be laughing at a woman dying of cancer? Yes, that was Tammy Faye Bakker dying of Cancer on Larry King Live. She's dead now. HA FU----NG HA! Cancer is NOT funny. This woman went to the same college I did! She was smeared through the mud in the media by the religious right for her husband's financial scandal, but she was the only Evangelical to stand up for the LGBT community when nobody else would.

Monsters. This was a suffering, good woman.

Not only is Zug.com turning into a boob and fart humor site of the lowest-common-denominator, but now we're making fun of a woman who just died of cancer.

You monsters! We're also contributing to the victimization of a bunch of innocent people getting bad Chinese tattoos-- that's just malicious. (Yes I contributed to the ideas, but now I thought it through and think it's horrible.)

I have read Zug.com for years, and I have always found it hilarious and somewhat intellectually stimulating, but it has obviously been overtaken by people who enjoy laughing at other people's suffering and disadvantage. It has been overrun with unfunny glorification malice, cruelty, crude humor, and drug addiction.

Zug used to be about going after the MAN, and exploring funny possibilities-- not maliciously tricking innocent people! Even if they are stupid enough to get one of those Chinese tattoos, it's still awful! A tattoo is permanently on an innocent person's body!

I am completely fed up with the direction Zug is going,

Let's get back to what made Zug great, shall we?

-David, who think you're a bunch of monsters. Laughing at suffering and death!?!!@!!!!!!

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/02/2007 10:41 PM

w00t. Don't let Trixxie's doorknob hit you on your way out.

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/03/2007 02:00 AM

If you've been reading Gab 'for years' then you should understand that there are no boundries. This is what makes Gab special.

And so the list gets longer -

Things you can post about on Gab -

Drug use, abortion, anal rape, paedophilia, necrophilia, baby eating, poop, body fluids, sexual conquests, door-knob antics, Steve Irwin getting stabbed in the chest by a sting-ray, AIDS, religion, cancer-ridden religious zealots.

Things you cannot post about on Gab -

Flowing Fire 42 5
08/03/2007 02:41 AM

No, I haven't read Gab over the years, just Zug, because gab is juvinile and difficult to stomach. That's what you can expect from any site's unmoderated forums, right? Only Zug itself along with its articles have recently turned into Gab Jr., and I want my say about it.

A good thing is turning into truly offensive garbage... Oh gee! Look! Ha ha-- there's a woman deteriorating from a terminal illness! Ha HA!

Who chooses these pictures?

Thud 68,506 19
08/03/2007 02:45 AM

Is FF one of the unmentionables?

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/03/2007 02:54 AM

Who chooses these pictures?

We're a meritocracy. So Phuc would be your man.

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
08/03/2007 02:58 AM

A good thing is turning into truly offensive garbage..



THEN GO THE Frost AWAY!





Coleridge

Flowing Fire 42 5
08/03/2007 03:41 AM

Well, I might just go the "frost" away as was suggested. But you must know that I am merely a representation of one of many people who simply don't participate in these conversations for various reasons.

The majority audience of Zug will never post a message, a question, or send a single email. They will simply read and laugh, as I did for so many years.

So, when one of us gets alienated enough to say something, it's probably indicative of a much greater problem.

Like they say in politics, one email on an issue is indicative of 1000 voices that didn't write. I am simply one person, but represent a much greater exodus of readers who are confused about recent illegal-drug-related humor, and malice.

Sorry I'm being a prude. L8rz.

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
08/03/2007 03:43 AM

nah your being a douche

Thud 68,506 19
08/03/2007 03:47 AM

So, when one of us gets alienated enough to say something, it's probably indicative of a much greater problem.

It does not "probably" mean that. It actually means that you are alienated enough to speak up.

You have done so. Now piss off.

Thud 68,506 19
08/03/2007 03:55 AM

By the way, Flowing Fire

This was a suffering, good woman.

Are you simple? Suffering, yes. Good? How many thousands of people was she involved in the bilking of?

I know, it was just her husband's doing.

Millie 116,988 28
08/03/2007 04:18 AM

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem, right?

There are a lot of things that offend me here, and I ignore them. (Sometimes.)

While I don't think someone suffering is funny, and I don't take pleasure in her demise, I also don't think she's an icon of spirituality.

She and her first husband were icons--of avarice and excess. The life they led by taking advantage of people was disgusting.

So, people are making fun of her--she's dead. She doesn't know it.

If you want to read something funny and thought-provoking, by all means, write it.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
08/03/2007 04:38 AM

Not only is Zug.com turning into a boob and fart humor site of the lowest-common-denominator

Hear, hear. Buy that man a drink.

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
08/03/2007 04:56 AM

What about dick jokes? Are those a part of the lowest common denominator? If so, I recommend that that flamer go eat a bowl of dick.


Frost Tammy Faye and Frost Jerry Falwell. And Frost suicide bombers who're just as religiously zealous about their religion.


And since when has ZUG actually had enough decent material to have a following that just reads the front page content and not read/participate in GAB discussions?

Oh, and lest we forget that tragedy + time = comedy, the world sucks without humor.

Frost off, Coleridgebreath. The "I don't participate in GAB but this has me mad enough to comment" argument sucks goat balls. You don't Frost-ing like it, don't Frost-ing read it. Plain and simple.

Hammerhead. Accept no substitutes. 59,399 14
08/03/2007 05:05 AM

That said...


It seems Skeletor wants to get some color for fighting with He-man.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
08/03/2007 09:37 AM

Oh gee! Look! Ha ha-- there's a woman deteriorating from a terminal illness! Ha HA!

She's not funny because she was suffering, she's funny because god punished her for supporting fags.

I know, jokes are always less funny when you have to havethem explained to you.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/03/2007 10:21 AM

"BRAAAAAAAAINS"

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
08/03/2007 11:58 AM

Frost-ing hell, FF, if GAB was around during WW2 there would be a ton more Jew jokes too

Go smoke some Frost-ing pot, buy a whore or at least go back to playing Ariel's Sea Adventure on disney.com

Fag

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/03/2007 12:12 PM

We can only hope that FF is dying of cancer and we can make fun of her deterioration.

Or hope they get the AIDS.

Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 286,556 61
08/03/2007 12:15 PM

So these two Cancer victims walk into a bar....

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/03/2007 04:23 PM

So these two Cancer victims walk into a bar....

The bartender says "Don't you know that drinking too much will kill you?"

drunkenfart 4,871 6
08/03/2007 04:57 PM

Welcome to Larry King Live. We are here talking to Beetlejuice's sister Prunejuice...

drunkenfart 4,871 6
08/03/2007 05:39 PM

ha ha FF, i just farted and came here to tell you! funny thing is, i didn't even have eggs this morning.

caption:

yeeehahahaha, tales from the crypt.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/04/2007 12:16 AM

In answer to the question of who picks the capcon photos for the front page... I do. I've had cancer in the past 6 months - and posted funny posts AND PICTURES about it. I believe the picture referred to here is just plain hilarious. Her appearance has ALWAYS been something to laugh about.

This site is incredibly juvenile and we like that. We understand it's not for everyone and that's okay, too. You're welcome to your say, of course, but so is everyone else. So please stick around if you like the place or leave if you don't but be glad we all have the right to say whatever we like.

keelog 68 7
08/04/2007 11:44 AM

You know, FF, I see your point. I really do. Cancer isn't something to laugh at. You're totally right.

However, what is comedy if not the ability to laugh at things that you shouldn't laugh at? Nobody's laughing at the fact that the woman has cancer, they're laughing at the fact that she looks like she should have been an extra in the Thriller video. That, regardless of the health reasons behind it, is pretty Frost-ing funny.

So, I'd recommend one of two things: get off your high horse, pull your head out of your ass, and skip over the stuff that offends you, or leave.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/05/2007 04:31 AM

Good lord, she sounded like an excited little girl with ADD when she talked.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/05/2007 09:03 AM

We're not laughing in the face of death because we're cruel. We're laughing in the face of death because we hope it will distract people from noticing that we're trying to steal an air-conditioned doghouse.

Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
08/05/2007 05:56 PM

My God Skeletor, what did He-Man do to you!

YeOleSmurf 299 6
08/05/2007 09:25 PM

Life is a funny thing... Everyone is going to die, and depending on the circumstances of that person's death, his/her death will be considered somewhere between tragic and heroic. But in the end, does it really matter all that much?

Well I think it does, but not because of how the person who died feels; they're dead. It is about the people who survived the person.

YeOleSmurf 299 6
08/05/2007 09:29 PM

Now here is where is gets funny. If Phuc and Roofie and each others only friends and Phuc goes, than it would be great for Roofie to love to dance on Phuc's grave.

But if the same thing happened and Phuc had a hot sister who got upset that Roofie likes dancing on Phuc's grave so much, then it isn't cool because Roofie's sister is hurt.

Now the question is, do we really care if we offend the people who were close to Tammy Faye? That is your call. Obvious the people here are fine with it, so if you aint cool with it, then Frost off and leave.

Thanks,
Smurf

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/05/2007 09:31 PM

Who the hell could get close to that? I'd be afraid I'd catch something.

Chit 178,781 15
08/06/2007 03:30 AM

Come on now...really!


Tammy Faye had her hideous eye makeup tattooed on her Frost-ing face years ago.

I think she was well aware that folks made fun of her and took it in stride.

I happen to really like the woman after seeing this documentary.

She seemed to have one hell of a sense of humor about most everything. We should all be so lucky.


Shame she got all the moisture sucked out of her like that right before she died, but you don't notice the eye makeup nearly as much with her eyes all sucked in their sockets like that.

(See...you just have to look for the bright spots)

Cranky 571 8
08/06/2007 12:50 PM

Viewers were horrified after Larry King underwent a surprise sex-change operation.


But at least those stupid suspenders have been retired.

Golden Words 977 9
08/06/2007 06:08 PM

BEFORE | AFTER
Order our low fat diet today!

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/06/2007 06:27 PM

Roofie had cancer?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/06/2007 06:30 PM

Who chooses these pictures?

I did, Frostjuice!

My dad died of cancer. He wasted away over two short months to the point where he looked like an oriental holocaust victim. He was given a supply of enough morphine to easily end his own life, but he decided to hold on only for the sake of his wife and children.

What I have just written is 100% the God's honest troof.

I now invite GAB to make funny from it!!!

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/06/2007 06:34 PM

You didn't use the ancient Chinese secret?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/06/2007 06:34 PM

PS,

If you really want to leave, FF, let me know and I'll ascramble your password.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/06/2007 06:43 PM

This woman went to the same college I did!

Which one are you speaking of? Maybelline Community College or Bible Beater U?

KChikita and a 6 & 1/2 inch...umm...zucchini? 128,339 98
08/06/2007 07:27 PM

I also watched my mother waste away from cancer that more-than-likely could have been treated if she'd listened to the doctors at the hospital instead of choosing to deal with it through homeopathic remedies. I got to sit with her for her last 6 days and watch her waste away until she was unable to even speak.

However...

The fact that Tammy Faye went on TELEVISION looking the way she did, and that her loved ones LET HER GO ON TELEVISION looking the way she did, invites criticism simply because of the horrific way your body looks when you're in the final stages of terminal cancer.

Therefore, I see nothing wrong with poking fun. If she and her family were willing to put her in front of the entire nation/world looking like a diseased vulture, then no one can expect any different response.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/06/2007 08:37 PM

It gives me hope for the future of our fine nation that there are young parents such as yourself out there instilling proper values in their young 'uns.

KChikita and a 6 & 1/2 inch...umm...zucchini? 128,339 98
08/06/2007 09:32 PM

God Bless America!

Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
08/06/2007 10:01 PM

Jesus! Is that a wig or did something crawl onto her head in some lust-driven, hormone induced mating attempt?

Cranky 571 8
08/07/2007 02:16 AM

I think it's absolutely disgusting that someone would go on national television looking so sickly and obviously close to death. What a pathetic cry for attention.


















And Tammy looks pretty bad, too.

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
08/08/2007 01:50 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!

















I smoke.

Thud 68,506 19
08/08/2007 01:59 AM

Cover yourself with sand and it may stop. You may need to stay there for a week or two to make sure.

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
08/08/2007 02:00 AM

smell my face

12th Planet 53 8
08/10/2007 06:12 AM

How insenitive can Zug get? .....

The caption should read: "God might forgive "ZUG.com" for making fun of a cancer victim, but those with cancer who are still alive never will."

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/10/2007 08:13 AM

Yeah, and we have a lot of live cancer patients reading the board.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
08/12/2007 08:43 AM

<action> Closes his eyes and holds his hands over his ears</action>
beatelgeuse beatelgeuse beatelgeuse!

DAMMIT IT'S NOT WORKING!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
08/14/2007 01:34 PM

strangers with candy: the later years