Robin® 14,626 10
07/20/2007 10:26 PM

I will be very disappointed if Harry does NOT die.
If he doesn't I think it will have to be added to the short list of books I have thrown across a room.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
07/20/2007 10:27 PM

Did we have grief counselors when Han Solo was frozen in carbonite? Or when Luke found out that Vader was daddy-o?

No.

How about when Doc Brown was sent back to 1885 and Marty was stuck in 1955?

Nope.

Kids today are pussies.

chapmac 385 6
07/20/2007 10:41 PM

Where were the grief counselors when Democracy died?

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
07/20/2007 10:48 PM

Guantanamo Bay

Robin® 14,626 10
07/21/2007 06:18 AM

<action> Throws deathly Hallows across the room</action>
Frost you JK Rowling.

Anh is bored. 11,158 14
07/21/2007 06:23 AM

My friends and I went to Borders after seeing I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, and my fat friend decided it would be funny to try to grope and dry hump me in the middle of the store. The kids might need grief counseling after that, and I need a chiropractor. I don't know how Undies does it.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
07/21/2007 06:36 AM

Lube.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/21/2007 07:19 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hold on a sec, let me catch my breaHAHAHAHAHHH!!!*

I know a girl who would be shattered by Harry Potter's death. She made me work for her though, so this serves her riHAHAHAHAHA!!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/21/2007 07:20 AM

They didn't have grief counselors when I was a kid, and I still haven't gotten over Old Yeller.

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
07/21/2007 10:41 AM

I don't know how Undies does it.

When horizontal on a mattress, fatties can be quite bouncy.

Damon Key is coming 0 0
07/21/2007 11:05 AM

And beached

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
07/21/2007 11:13 AM

Where were the grief counselors when Democracy died?

Where were the grief counselors when Disco died?

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/21/2007 01:05 PM

And they were singing







bye






bye miss American pie......







Frost I hate that song!!

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2007 01:15 PM

He doesn't die, he fags out HARD with some other wizard. Schlongo or something.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2007 01:16 PM

And the temptation to post the real ending and ruin it for all of you is extremely hard to resist.

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/21/2007 01:26 PM

Whoever posts the ending is the biggest Emerson,
and I think it's pretty obvious will therefore recieve the mostest clickies.








Harry Dies.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2007 01:28 PM

No, Harry lives. Hermione

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/21/2007 01:29 PM

"I'm Sparticus!"

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
07/21/2007 06:52 PM

Spoiler ahead:


























He takes the blue pill and wakes up back on Privet Drive, just a normal little English lad with bad teeth.

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
07/21/2007 09:03 PM

He dies but comes back from the dead.

Harry is Jesus.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/22/2007 12:53 AM

Harry hears the author's voice as she narrates the story she narrates the story, goes on a quest to find her and try to stop her from killing him off killing him off, falls in love with a tax-collector-hating, cookie-baking bitch ,resigns himself to his fate, and getShakespeare by a bus BuckBeak.

Skwach 2,480 11
07/23/2007 07:17 AM

He doesn't die, he fags out HARD with some other wizard. Schlongo or something.

it's posts like this that make me not hang myself.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/23/2007 07:23 AM

Why? You're not some other wizard...

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/23/2007 07:24 AM

Heh, Schlong.

Straw 98,005 37
07/23/2007 01:48 PM

Did we have grief counselors when Han Solo was frozen in carbonite?

Did you have to bring that subject up, Emerson?