Thud 68,506 19
07/25/2007 12:09 AM

Wonderful.

Excuse me while I go scrub my optic nerves.

Chit 178,781 15
07/25/2007 12:22 AM

So it's not nearly enough to just wish for good looking tits...


We have to specify how many now?

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Zolton 88,205 34
07/25/2007 12:28 AM

The Stepford Wife Model 2.0 is looking very promising.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/25/2007 12:32 AM

Bambi always had trouble trying to find a well-fitting bra with the right amount of support.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
07/25/2007 12:33 AM

Cheryl's claim to fame: The only woman to ever be tit-Frosted by two men at once.

keelog 68 7
07/25/2007 12:43 AM

3rd Eye Blind, eh?

I guess that explains it.

Sully 605 9
07/25/2007 12:49 AM

Having the third breast implanted was a calculated risk: triplets were common in Bambi's family.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/25/2007 01:13 AM

Scientists predict evolution of the female anatomy due to the rising numbers of multiple births.

Thud 68,506 19
07/25/2007 01:16 AM

Someone is too much of a fan of Star Trek movies.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
07/25/2007 01:25 AM

Here we see the actress from Total Recall

Phla Mignon: Partially Chewed 131,068 34
07/25/2007 01:30 AM

I bet she has no vagina.

Chit 178,781 15
07/25/2007 01:54 AM

Bob just stood there batting them around and watching them careen off each other like some pendulum desk toy from the seventies.

Mi entrepierna es en fuego! 95 5
07/25/2007 02:09 AM

Heather's first wish was for twice as much cleavage...be careful what you wish for!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/25/2007 03:13 AM

Radioactive Milk: Does a Body Good!

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
07/25/2007 03:42 AM

Now she can satisfy Larry, Moe, and Curly.










Frost Shemp.

Lhachwen 18 5
07/25/2007 03:51 AM

Just goes to show that no woman in her right mind can resist a "Buy Two Get One Free" offer especially when it comes to dairy products.

Chit 178,781 15
07/25/2007 04:05 AM

It doesn't really matter how many tits she has.

Somewhere... some guy still thinks she's a real Carroll.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/25/2007 04:23 AM

<action> skims the thread and sees some guy named Sully stole the name she ORIGINALLY used for the capcon.</action>

Having the third breast implanted was a calculated risk: triplets were common in Bambi's family.

Excuse me, Sully. "Bambi" is MY character, and triplets didn't run in her family.... breast cancer did. When that third nipple actually DID develop, she realized she was extra Frosted.


Emerson.

redwing 3,887 30
07/25/2007 04:44 AM

Dear Christine,

Please increase your med's.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
07/25/2007 04:47 AM

Yes. Increase your meds.









































To overdose levels.

thisby 45 6
07/25/2007 04:54 AM

and then paul realized that getting little jimmy photoshop for christmas was only the beginning...

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/25/2007 05:09 AM

Unfortunately, Bambi's third breast didn't excite men as much as she'd hoped. Instead, it turned them into rude, obnoxious arrogant donkeys pricks.

YeOleSmurf 299 6
07/25/2007 06:50 AM

Man I'd love to give her a Cleveland Steamer

YeOleSmurf 299 6
07/25/2007 06:53 AM

...Only kidding

Snofferol 129 7
07/25/2007 12:53 PM

"my eyes are up here, Emerson."

Xzelian 114 5
07/25/2007 03:08 PM

And the stripes on her shorts still point to whats REALLY important.

The Jerk 6,311 9
07/25/2007 03:29 PM

I hope beer comes out of the middle one.

FortKnox 97 6
07/25/2007 04:14 PM

I'm sorry Tammy, but I was incorrect at the last ultrasound. It looks like you will have quadruplets, not triplets!

FortKnox 97 6
07/25/2007 04:15 PM

While it was obvious to all that she had three breasts, only those intimate with her would realize she had four vaginas...

spacklepants 96 6
07/25/2007 04:28 PM

A HAIKU FOR BAMBI


Bambi's awakened
A strange compulsion in me
To learn to juggle

That's What She Said 27,416 24
07/25/2007 04:35 PM

<math nerd>

33% more?? That would only mean she'd have a partial boob extra, not a whole boob.

Bambi, now with 50% more boobage than the average female!!!!

</math nerd>

SnipeZC 40 6
07/25/2007 05:53 PM

for me its just one extra to stare at....

drworm979 436 5
07/25/2007 06:10 PM

clevage the wonder bra couldn't improve!

syncope 49,019 14
07/25/2007 06:13 PM

I'm one teat closer to that set of udders!

TheBigMick 36 5
07/25/2007 11:16 PM

Hmmmm, Candy wondered, Why would the Pawn shop be calling me?

Legion 90 6
10/17/2010 08:02 PM

She should of had it put on her back so her dance partner would keep dancing with her.

Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunbeam 4,199 12
10/18/2010 08:10 AM

She should of had it put on
her back so her dance partner
would keep dancing with her.

Oh just Frost right off you foreskin chewing gorilla-rape victim!

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
10/19/2010 11:54 AM

Three breasts? Pfft, that's nothing. I knew a woman who had five breasts.


Her brassiere fit her like a glove.