Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/27/2007 03:57 AM

Taste human flesh, cooked medium rare.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/27/2007 03:59 AM

Participate in a team-building exercise.

Humphrey 51,764 12
07/27/2007 04:04 AM

Touch

Thud 68,506 19
07/27/2007 04:04 AM

Stop having to participate in team building exercises.

Though I guess that would happen right around the same time anyway.

Cmacker 5,303 10
07/27/2007 04:07 AM

"You know, I think I'd like to try anal sex"

How old are you? How long have you been married? Should I go hide now?

Kilgore Trout 173,958 15
07/27/2007 04:10 AM

There really isn't anything I'd like to do before I die, because I plan to live forever.


Or die trying.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,454 56
07/27/2007 04:11 AM

Find the secret to eternal life.

Wait. Screw that. I change my answer to "Frost Ann Coulter in the ass, hard."

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/27/2007 04:19 AM

Kill more jews than hitler.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
07/27/2007 04:33 AM

Skydive

YeOleSmurf 299 6
07/27/2007 04:36 AM

Your Mom.

Virnomine 79,386 11
07/27/2007 04:37 AM

Lucy Pinder.

NeepNeep: Tribute to Trae! 35,066 15
07/27/2007 04:38 AM

Amanda Tapping.

Big Boobs Mcgee 6,369 10
07/27/2007 04:38 AM

Be able to run without hitting myself in teh face with my tits.

syncope 49,019 14
07/27/2007 04:39 AM

Stand in front of BBM while she's running.

Virnomine 79,386 11
07/27/2007 04:43 AM

So is uh neep munching the carpet now, or just in that curious stage?

Millie 116,988 28
07/27/2007 04:56 AM

Cuddle with a nice cat named Oscar.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
07/27/2007 05:18 AM

Get so drunk that I wake up with a tattoo of a potato on my ass.

Chit 178,781 15
07/27/2007 06:07 AM

Get a tattoo of a potato on my dick.

Golden Words 977 9
07/27/2007 07:13 AM

So anyway Gab, What is the one thing you'd love to do before you die?

Allow links on first posts?
Allow custom icons to everyone and not just people who slept with John.

Sunny & Capricious Bikini 62,262 18
07/27/2007 07:31 AM

Allow links on first posts?
Allow custom icons to everyone and not just people who slept with John.


You can link in first posts and when did it go from blowing Jeff to sleeping with John?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/27/2007 10:59 AM

Colonize another habbital planet. And I do mean colonize.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/27/2007 12:16 PM

Eat more fiber.


What, I've been having problems pooping.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
07/27/2007 12:42 PM

Millie.

drworm979 436 5
07/27/2007 12:54 PM

try a coffee colonic!

chapmac 385 6
07/27/2007 01:19 PM

Defecate on the person who invented team building exercises.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/27/2007 01:54 PM

Millie

ditto.

Cuddle with a nice cat named Oscar.

My mom has a grey haired green eyed cat named Oscar who is awesome, come to Skippy and I can introduce you.

Chix 286,556 61
07/27/2007 02:00 PM

I'm pretty sure when he said try anal sex he was talking about catching.


And my entry is the Appalachian Trail.

Chit 178,781 15
07/27/2007 02:01 PM

Err ummm, Skippy.

Bad news for Mum maybe!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/27/2007 02:09 PM

Defecate on the person who invented team building exercises.
http://www.innovativeteambuilding.co.uk/pages/history.htm http://www.analytictech.com/mb021/handouts/bank_wiring.htm

It's probably one of these three dudes...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Winslow_Taylor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Lloyd_Warner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elton_Mayo

Unfortunately it looks like you'll be defecating on graves. It's a shame really, I'd have paid good money to see that.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/27/2007 02:10 PM

Bad news for Mum maybe!

exactly but since I'm the responsible kid, she said she's leaving me everything. SCORE!

Chit 178,781 15
07/27/2007 02:48 PM

since I'm the responsible kid, she said she's leaving me everything.

Including Oscar!

YIKES !

Chit 178,781 15
07/27/2007 02:54 PM

Also...

If you are gonna piss or Shakespeare on anyone, I think this is your guy.

Marjod 1,942 9
07/27/2007 03:30 PM

I would like to get a patent.

Now, if I can only get this Frost-ing cat off my me....

I don't plan on playing Battleship with death any time soon.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/27/2007 03:42 PM

'The est Training'. (The word 'est' is an acronym for 'erhard seminars training',

Phuc 237,919 21
07/27/2007 03:57 PM

Fight that subhuman Skippy.

Teach the world to sing, in perfect Frost-ing harmony.

The Jerk 6,311 9
07/27/2007 04:00 PM

Scarlett Johansson

Neophyte 9,956 11
07/27/2007 04:02 PM

....start with this song.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/27/2007 04:08 PM

"I've always wondered what statutory rape is like"

It's pretty much everything that it's cracked up to be.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/27/2007 04:09 PM

Ok, I finally took a Shakespeare so I changed my mind about my answer.

Chit 178,781 15
07/27/2007 04:11 PM

Shakespeare in a girlscout's mouth


I mean, adopt a starving Ethiopian child for just 18 cents a day.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
07/27/2007 04:12 PM

A hot Karl.

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
07/27/2007 04:18 PM

Prank millions of unsuspecting people at a large sporting event and then listen to other whine that it wasn't a real prank.

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
07/27/2007 04:21 PM

Teach Skippy how to love

mothcleaner 4,106 10
07/27/2007 04:23 PM

not kill a thread.









































Dammit!

The Jerk 6,311 9
07/27/2007 04:24 PM

Murder mothcleaner.

syncope 49,019 14
07/27/2007 04:27 PM

Help Jerk achieve his goal before he dies.

Robin® 14,626 10
07/27/2007 04:40 PM

I'd like to try anal sex Never again.
I've always wondered what statutory rape is like You're only 16 once.

Be the old lady in the neighborhood that everyone's afraid of. The one that everyone thinks is a witch.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
07/27/2007 04:42 PM

See? This is why I hate Pram and Skippy.

The British Guy 398 5
07/27/2007 05:19 PM

Escape from this cellar, and the wierd old man who touches me...

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/27/2007 05:30 PM

I think your father deserves more respect than that.

Bonky 75,733 15
07/27/2007 06:16 PM

-Have sex with someone I meet on the internets.

-Kill someone I meet on the internets.

- Learn how to use the internets.

- Make you a cheeseburger and not eated it.

HeBombedDamnIt 333 6
07/27/2007 09:33 PM

3 out of 4... not bad.. Who wants this cheeseburger?

Le Buge 193 5
07/27/2007 09:51 PM

Crush a small monkey in an industrial vice.

gobadine 2,737 10
07/27/2007 09:57 PM

finally get bored of internet porn.

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
07/27/2007 11:02 PM

There are times when I'm all by myself and I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can't make myself catch on fire like the Human Torch.

And mark my words, if I ever pull it off, I will be back to destroy this place.

syncope 49,019 14
07/27/2007 11:08 PM

It's a little known fact that the Human Torch carries kerosene-soaked rags in his pockets and uses a zippo to flame on. Try it that way and let us know how it works.

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
07/28/2007 12:45 AM

I.will.fight.you.

D-vizzl 56 7
07/28/2007 01:20 AM

Get my horizontal mambo on with one hawt Monica Bellucci and the BF...

But her beautimous boobies would be for my motorboating pleasure only...bwahahahaaaaa!

Bonky 75,733 15
07/28/2007 01:33 AM

Years ago there was a poster here named "Zygote." He was an attorney, I believe. I think he was also an attorney practicing attorney stuff with other attornies.

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
07/28/2007 01:47 AM

I admire your honesty.

gobadine 2,737 10
07/28/2007 01:51 AM

the reason he does'nt come here no more is that he's far to busy screwing people for money.

take that which ever way you want!

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
07/28/2007 01:57 AM

I'll take it crispy, with FEAR, TO GOOOOOOOOO!